Eastleigh

3094.9kgs lost since launch

Friday 19:30 - 21:40

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:40 GAMES FROM 20:10
Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh. SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of Hampshire County Council. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Hampshire (this excludes both Portsmouth and Southampton) to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 19 Standings

Season Loss: 253.3kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pork Vale 10 7 0 3 48 21 27 14
CardiAC Milan 10 5 3 2 49 32 17 13
Barneys Balls FC 10 4 3 3 26 29 -3 11
Scoffentry City 10 5 1 4 37 44 -7 11
What Food FC 10 4 2 4 52 41 11 10
Wetherspoons Wanderers 10 4 1 5 43 28 15 9
Snackhtar Donutsk 10 4 1 5 16 25 -9 9
Scoffenhein FC 10 3 2 5 20 28 -8 8
RB Leipozuction 10 3 2 5 22 50 -28 8
Inter My Belly 10 2 3 5 13 28 -15 7
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
CardiAC Milan 10 6 3 1 26 11 15 15
RB Leipozuction 10 6 1 3 18 9 9 13
Barneys Balls FC 10 4 3 3 8 8 0 11
Snackhtar Donutsk 10 5 1 4 10 12 -2 11
Scoffentry City 10 4 2 4 10 8 2 10
Pork Vale 10 4 2 4 13 12 1 10
Wetherspoons Wanderers 10 4 2 4 13 13 0 10
What Food FC 10 3 2 5 10 13 -3 8
Scoffenhein FC 10 2 2 6 10 18 -8 6
Inter My Belly 10 2 2 6 8 22 -14 6

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Tom Jenner 9.81%
2 Michael Triggs-rogers 9.06%
3 Craig Frampton 8.00%
4 Peter Mcintosh 7.81%
5 Jacob Moran 7.81%
6 Daniel Graham 7.34%
7 Nathan Middleton 7.05%
8 Jack Medlock 6.77%
9 Alex Knowles 6.74%
10 Jamal Khan 6.72%
11 Alistair Bennett 6.63%
12 Matthew King 5.87%
13 Ibrahim Ibrahim 5.57%
14 Harry Kersley 5.53%
15 Connor Layland 5.51%
16 Justin Loader 5.48%
17 Tom Spurrier 5.36%
18 Mike Stephens 5.28%
19 Joshua Thornton 5.15%
20 Colin Armstrong 5.11%
21 Huw Evans 4.93%
22 Nick Shah 4.41%
23 Robert Nurse 4.38%
24 Michael Salter 4.24%
25 Raphael Knoops 3.96%
26 Kevin White 3.93%
27 Matt Bell 3.92%
28 Philip Harrison 3.78%
29 Matthew Colwell 3.52%
30 Paul Lees 3.44%
31 Nygel West 3.42%
32 Chris Wareham 3.20%
33 Adam Searle 3.18%
34 Dave Carey 2.97%
35 Ollie Rymer 2.95%
36 Mason Bowles 2.93%
37 Trisston Cole 2.80%
38 Abdulrahman Oke 2.40%
39 Sam Guillen 2.38%
40 Dan Marks 2.33%
41 Paul Stone 2.14%
42 Jeremy Ferguson 2.11%
43 Stuart White 2.07%
44 Steven Topazio 2.00%
45 David Bradford 1.99%
46 David Godfrey 1.99%
47 Tom Lando 1.88%
48 Richard Moseley 1.87%
49 Oliver Hollman 1.69%
50 Connor Lamb 1.68%
51 Daniel Stephens 1.62%
52 Paul Russell 1.61%
53 Peter Newey 1.60%
54 Matthew Arthur 1.57%
55 Scott Exell 1.56%
56 Timothy Shipwey 1.44%
57 Daniel Jewell 1.35%
58 Jonathan Mottram 1.24%
59 Ashley Healey 1.13%
60 Karl Brnstein 1.12%
61 Christian Hatahintwali 1.10%
62 Chris Hescott 1.02%
63 Jack Sherred 1.00%
64 Lewis King 0.88%
65 Colin Harris 0.88%
66 Tom Moules-jones 0.80%
67 Rahim Miah 0.74%
68 Jacob Dann 0.73%
69 Jon Brook 0.63%
70 Kev Thornton 0.56%
71 Ben Middleton 0.47%
72 Mark Holman 0.42%
73 Matthew Cheeseman 0.40%
74 Martin Ogbonnaya 0.31%
75 Kevin Banger 0.31%
76 Darren Hall 0.25%
77 Stuart Redding 0.12%
78 Matt Magill 0.09%
79 Kizzer Davis 0.09%
80 Kevin West 0.09%

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MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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