Newport
3935.2kgs lost since launch
Friday 18:00 - 21:15
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:15 GAMES FROM 18:45
Gôl Football Centre, Nash Road, Newport, NP19 4RP
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 18 Standings
Season Loss: 40.4kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabmengo | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 7 | 23 | 10 |
| Shakhtar Ozempicsk | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 8 |
| Ozempic Lyonnaise | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 6 | 7 | 7 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 5 |
| Harvester United | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 4 |
| Atlético Jalapeño | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 13 | -10 | 4 |
| Warburton Wanderers | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 21 | -8 | 2 |
| The Whorenuts | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 16 | -21 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabmengo | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 32 | 9 | 23 | 8 |
| Shakhtar Ozempicsk | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 7 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 23 | 16 | 7 | 6 |
| Warburton Wanderers | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 5 |
| Atlético Jalapeño | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 5 |
| The Whorenuts | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 4 |
| Harvester United | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 26 | -11 | 4 |
| Ozempic Lyonnaise | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 19 | -14 | 1 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Thomas Olander | 5.12% |
| 2 | Lee-connor Blamire | 3.96% |
| 3 | Craig Taylor | 3.93% |
| 4 | Sam Waters | 3.84% |
| 5 | Ben Harrhy | 3.62% |
| 6 | Ryan Holcombe | 3.60% |
| 7 | Thomas Griffith | 3.57% |
| 8 | Paul James | 3.10% |
| 9 | Matthew Palmer | 2.88% |
| 10 | Ashley Kendall | 2.51% |
| 11 | Jason Lee | 2.14% |
| 12 | David Scanlon | 2.12% |
| 13 | Grant Morgan | 2.10% |
| 14 | Kirk Jones | 1.82% |
| 15 | Josh Burrows | 1.78% |
| 16 | Crygg Oliver | 1.76% |
| 17 | Sam Owen | 1.69% |
| 18 | Tom Beale | 1.68% |
| 19 | Alan Steele | 1.64% |
| 20 | Billy Jackson | 1.62% |
| 21 | Michael Simmonds-dickens | 1.61% |
| 22 | Kevyn Ley | 1.55% |
| 23 | Ryan Vickery | 1.49% |
| 24 | Jake Bugden | 1.43% |
| 25 | Jacob Carter | 1.43% |
| 26 | Phil Sorrell | 1.31% |
| 27 | Daniel Farrell | 1.11% |
| 28 | Kristian Higgins | 0.99% |
| 29 | Andy Stentiford | 0.99% |
| 30 | Bradley Jenkins | 0.91% |
| 31 | Christopher Hill | 0.72% |
| 32 | James Flynn | 0.70% |
| 33 | Matthew Wren | 0.62% |
| 34 | Jonathan Fryer | 0.61% |
| 35 | Matthew Brooke | 0.55% |
| 36 | Mike Westerberg | 0.52% |
| 37 | Jesus Loeches De La Torre | 0.52% |
| 38 | Jordan Lewis | 0.52% |
| 39 | Andrew Perry | 0.47% |
| 40 | Sam Bonnici | 0.44% |
| 41 | James Dacey | 0.40% |
| 42 | Adrian Kendall | 0.40% |
| 43 | Michael Henderson | 0.26% |
| 44 | Stephen Knowles | 0.23% |
| 45 | Lawrence Payne | 0.20% |
| 46 | Peter Biggins | 0.19% |
| 47 | Matthew Hubbard | 0.12% |
| 48 | Dan Tolley | 0.11% |
| 49 | Lee Champion | 0.08% |
| 50 | Dave Denoon | 0.08% |
Top Scorers
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