Brighton

469.1kgs lost since launch

Thursday 19:30 - 21:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Withdean Sports Complex, Tongdean Ln, BN1 5JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Brighton. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 13 Standings

Season Loss: 35.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Blue Balls 9 7 0 2 71 40 31 14
Big Mammas 9 5 0 4 63 53 10 10
Man Obesity 9 4 0 5 47 57 -10 8
Orange Team 9 2 0 7 36 67 -31 4
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Blue Balls 9 5 2 2 16 8 8 12
Big Mammas 9 5 1 3 14 7 7 11
Man Obesity 9 4 1 4 9 17 -8 9
Orange Team 9 1 2 6 12 19 -7 4
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Blue Balls 9 5 1 3 43 24 19 11
Big Mammas 9 5 1 3 40 34 6 11
Man Obesity 9 4 1 4 26 32 -6 9
Orange Team 9 2 1 6 19 38 -19 5

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Blue Balls 4 4 0 0 38 17 21 8
Big Mammas 4 2 1 1 29 25 4 5
Orange Team 4 1 1 2 13 22 -9 3
Man Obesity 4 0 0 4 19 35 -16 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - November 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Blue Balls 6 v 3 Orange Team
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Big Mammas 6 v 4 Man Obesity
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - November 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Orange Team 0 v 5 Man Obesity
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Blue Balls 6 v 5 Big Mammas
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - December 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Man Obesity 6 v 8 Blue Balls
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Big Mammas 2 v 2 Orange Team
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - December 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Mammas 16 v 5 Man Obesity
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 12 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Orange Team 6 v 7 Blue Balls
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - December 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Orange Team 5 v 7 Man Obesity
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Blue Balls 4 v 8 Big Mammas
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - January 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Man Obesity 2 v 13 Blue Balls
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Orange Team 1 v 10 Big Mammas
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 9 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - January 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Orange Team 3 v 13 Blue Balls
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 10 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Man Obesity 4 v 6 Big Mammas
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - January 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Orange Team 5 v 4 Man Obesity
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Blue Balls 9 v 4 Big Mammas
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - January 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Blue Balls 4 v 7 Man Obesity
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Orange Team 9 v 4 Big Mammas
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - February 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Man Obesity 13 v 6 Big Mammas
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 11 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Blue Balls 20 v 5 Orange Team
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 14 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 11 - February 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Orange Team 4 v 1 Man Obesity
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Blue Balls 11 v 4 Big Mammas
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 12 - February 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Blue Balls 2 v 0 Man Obesity
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Big Mammas 4 v 2 Orange Team
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 13 - February 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Big Mammas 17 v 8 Man Obesity
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 12 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Blue Balls 6 v 4 Orange Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 14 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Man Obesity - v - Orange Team
20:30
Cup		 Big Mammas - v - Blue Balls

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Oli Kyndt 10.38%
2 Sam Worlledge 8.37%
3 Jacob Grantham 7.49%
4 Gary Watson 5.05%
5 David Williams 2.67%
6 Ricky Prince 2.45%
7 Jonathan Huffer 2.28%
8 Terry Arif 1.84%
9 Stuart Turner 1.55%
10 Oliver Harvey 1.50%
11 Matt Campion 1.37%
12 Paul Tait 0.38%
13 Rory Simmonds 0.31%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Sam Worlledge 11.00
2 Oli Kyndt 9.00
3 Jonathan Huffer 8.00
4 Jacob Grantham 8.00
5 Terry Arif 6.00
6 Matt Campion 4.00
7 Ricky Prince 3.50
8 Gary Watson 3.00
9 Stuart Turner 2.00
10 David Williams 2.00
11 Rory Simmonds 1.50
12 Oliver Harvey 1.00
13 Andrew Cockerton 0.50
14 Paul Tait 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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