Lincoln

3921.2kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Ruston’s Sports & Social Club, Newark Rd, LN6 8RN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Lincoln. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of One You Lincolnshire. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Lincolnshire to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 20 Standings

Season Loss: 408.5kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
StayPuft FC 14 10 0 4 92 60 32 20
AFC Wimbled-Om-Nom-Nom 14 9 0 5 75 57 18 18
Kebaberdeen FC 14 7 2 5 49 47 2 16
Grimaceby Town FC 14 7 1 6 73 59 14 15
Orange Is The New Fat 14 5 5 4 47 43 4 15
Black Forest Fateau 14 6 2 6 69 72 -3 14
Too Fat To Pass 14 4 4 6 57 57 0 12
Full Of Ham 14 5 2 7 47 58 -11 12
VFL Wolfsburger 14 4 3 7 43 58 -15 11
Rotund Rebels FC 14 3 1 10 25 66 -41 7
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Orange Is The New Fat 14 9 4 1 26 6 20 22
Black Forest Fateau 14 9 1 4 20 13 7 19
AFC Wimbled-Om-Nom-Nom 14 8 2 4 35 9 26 18
VFL Wolfsburger 14 7 2 5 23 21 2 16
StayPuft FC 14 5 2 7 22 19 3 12
Grimaceby Town FC 14 6 0 8 21 23 -2 12
Kebaberdeen FC 14 4 4 6 17 22 -5 12
Full Of Ham 14 4 3 7 12 20 -8 11
Too Fat To Pass 14 5 1 8 19 40 -21 11
Rotund Rebels FC 14 1 5 8 9 31 -22 7

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Richard Pearce 17.66%
2 Matt Hussey 14.96%
3 Daniel Stark 11.32%
4 Andy Pearce 11.13%
5 Mark Fells 10.19%
6 Steve Langley 9.18%
7 Gareth Jenkins 8.78%
8 Scott Wells 8.54%
9 John Sewell 8.27%
10 Tom Evans 8.19%
11 Adrian Doughty 8.08%
12 David Rossington 7.79%
13 Graham Bell 7.46%
14 Dan O’neill 7.38%
15 Barry Baldwin 6.80%
16 Andrew Smith 6.51%
17 Andy Bamford 6.47%
18 Jordan Ranner 6.37%
19 Craig Brown 6.02%
20 Richard Endicott 5.82%
21 Aaron Smith 5.76%
22 Christopher Yallop 5.74%
23 Cole Tennant 5.57%
24 Augustine Okafor 5.41%
25 Daniel Parkinson 5.35%
26 Andri Sveinsson 5.34%
27 Craig Barlow 5.14%
28 James Robertson 4.85%
29 Dan Lonslow 4.75%
30 James Lowe 4.60%
31 John Oliver 4.44%
32 Derek Baldrey 4.40%
33 Nathan Bocock 4.19%
34 Jack Parr 4.15%
35 Nathaniel Bowcock 4.10%
36 Peter Featherstone 3.97%
37 Tom Larken 3.95%
38 Emeka Onochie 3.65%
39 Kieran Money 3.44%
40 Aaron Howell 3.40%
41 Harvey Stovelli 3.32%
42 Stuart Horwood 3.26%
43 Carl Thurling 3.22%
44 Ben Martin 3.19%
45 Jason Dungate 3.07%
46 Kevin Stow 2.73%
47 Gary Yorke-robinson 2.57%
48 Marcus Elliott 2.53%
49 Corry Littlefair 2.50%
50 Nathan Booth 2.32%
51 Andrew Sroga 2.31%
52 Zsolt-attila Hegyi 2.27%
53 Richard Cooper 2.25%
54 Mark Druce 2.25%
55 Jake Buckley 2.16%
56 Jake Garratt 2.08%
57 Adam Lynn 1.98%
58 Dan Johnson 1.97%
59 Keith Fletcher 1.93%
60 Paul Dixon 1.93%
61 Ryan Murdoch 1.92%
62 Connor Murray 1.86%
63 Daniel Turner 1.84%
64 Sean O’neill 1.80%
65 Richard Harrison 1.75%
66 Ben Young 1.61%
67 Alex Mond 1.60%
68 Felix Parkinson 1.48%
69 Oliver Spencer 1.23%
70 Tom Brickett 1.18%
71 James Fothergill 1.15%
72 John Ding 1.07%
73 Drew Millar 1.04%
74 Jacob Smith 1.03%
75 Gary Smith 0.95%
76 Sam Rumens 0.91%
77 Aaron Gray 0.79%
78 Ian Pointing 0.79%
79 John Grassom 0.78%
80 Joshua Maxted 0.78%
81 Jordon Reeve 0.73%
82 Dillon Horgan 0.66%
83 Shawn Heron 0.45%
84 Lewis Young 0.41%
85 Andrew Caldicott 0.19%
86 Richard Andrews 0.17%
87 Stefan Norwood-gregory-scrivener 0.17%
88 Thomas Renshaw 0.11%

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MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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