Lincoln

3765.4kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Ruston’s Sports & Social Club, Newark Rd, LN6 8RN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Lincoln. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of One You Lincolnshire. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Lincolnshire to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 20 Standings

Season Loss: 252.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Grimaceby Town FC 7 6 0 1 42 20 22 12
AFC Wimbled-Om-Nom-Nom 7 5 0 2 32 22 10 10
Too Fat To Pass 7 4 2 1 28 19 9 10
StayPuft FC 7 4 0 3 43 36 7 8
Black Forest Fateau 7 3 2 2 39 42 -3 8
Orange Is The New Fat 7 1 3 3 19 22 -3 5
Kebaberdeen FC 7 2 1 4 18 23 -5 5
VFL Wolfsburger 7 2 1 4 22 34 -12 5
Rotund Rebels FC 7 2 0 5 13 29 -16 4
Full Of Ham 7 1 1 5 18 27 -9 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Orange Is The New Fat 7 4 3 0 15 3 12 11
Black Forest Fateau 7 5 1 1 15 7 8 11
AFC Wimbled-Om-Nom-Nom 7 4 2 1 16 4 12 10
Full Of Ham 7 3 2 2 8 4 4 8
StayPuft FC 7 3 1 3 14 13 1 7
VFL Wolfsburger 7 3 1 3 11 11 0 7
Too Fat To Pass 7 3 0 4 13 21 -8 6
Rotund Rebels FC 7 1 3 3 8 15 -7 5
Kebaberdeen FC 7 1 1 5 7 18 -11 3
Grimaceby Town FC 7 1 0 6 6 17 -11 2

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Richard Pearce 12.70%
2 Matt Hussey 10.16%
3 John Sewell 8.47%
4 Daniel Stark 6.57%
5 Andy Pearce 6.22%
6 North Tuck 6.19%
7 Jack Parr 6.17%
8 Mark Fells 6.16%
9 Gareth Jenkins 6.02%
10 Dan O’neill 5.82%
11 Martin Barbouti 5.64%
12 Adrian Doughty 5.56%
13 Darren Gray 4.79%
14 Emeka Onochie 4.51%
15 Paul Heywood 4.49%
16 Corry Littlefair 4.24%
17 Aaron Smith 4.21%
18 James Robertson 4.01%
19 Kevin Stow 3.96%
20 David Rossington 3.95%
21 Steve Langley 3.94%
22 Ben Martin 3.88%
23 Richard Endicott 3.84%
24 Harvey Stovelli 3.83%
25 Felix Parkinson 3.49%
26 Jordan Ranner 3.45%
27 Daniel Parkinson 3.37%
28 Ryan Harrison-stone 3.25%
29 Tom Larken 3.19%
30 James Lowe 3.18%
31 Sipho Kamau 3.16%
32 Scott Wells 3.16%
33 Nathan Booth 3.06%
34 Tom Evans 3.04%
35 Christopher Yallop 2.87%
36 David Starr 2.73%
37 Nathaniel Bowcock 2.72%
38 Andy Bamford 2.67%
39 Barry Baldwin 2.59%
40 Carl Thurling 2.58%
41 Augustine Okafor 2.52%
42 Nathan Bocock 2.49%
43 James Fothergill 2.43%
44 Kieran Money 2.40%
45 Sean O’neill 2.36%
46 Zsolt-attila Hegyi 2.36%
47 Andrew Smith 2.32%
48 Stuart Horwood 2.26%
49 Adam Herrick 2.02%
50 Cole Tennant 2.01%
51 Mark Druce 1.96%
52 Dan Lonslow 1.94%
53 Lewis Young 1.80%
54 Jake Garratt 1.73%
55 John Ding 1.46%
56 Stefan Porter 1.46%
57 Russ Henry 1.45%
58 Keith Fletcher 1.38%
59 Richard Harrison 1.36%
60 Daniel Turner 1.36%
61 Andri Sveinsson 1.33%
62 Dean Elkins 1.29%
63 Aaron Gray 1.24%
64 Dillon Horgan 1.21%
65 Dan Johnson 1.20%
66 Gary Yorke-robinson 1.17%
67 Paul Dixon 1.13%
68 Ethan Caines 1.12%
69 Craig Barlow 1.05%
70 Jason Dungate 0.99%
71 Gary Smith 0.95%
72 Sam Norris 0.93%
73 Richard Cooper 0.81%
74 Joshua Maxted 0.78%
75 Jamie Sleight 0.77%
76 Jake Buckley 0.75%
77 Andy Clapham 0.74%
78 Oliver Spencer 0.66%
79 Alex Mond 0.60%
80 Ben Ben Hovell-boulton 0.56%
81 Thomas Renshaw 0.55%
82 Damian Stewart 0.52%
83 Lloyd Nandra 0.51%
84 Derek Baldrey 0.49%
85 Jordan Vanderpol 0.48%
86 Drew Millar 0.43%
87 Stefan Norwood-gregory-scrivener 0.43%
88 Matteo Di Silvestro 0.37%
89 Shawn Heron 0.36%
90 Reece Clapham 0.20%
91 Andrew Caldicott 0.19%
92 Craig Brown 0.16%
93 Reece Marshall 0.14%
94 Simon Duffy 0.08%
95 Jacob Smith 0.08%

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MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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