Swindon

1214.2kgs lost since launch

Friday 18:30 - 21:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Kingsdown School, Hyde Road, Stratton St Margaret, Swindon, SN2 7SH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Swindon. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 21.0kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Navy Gravy 1 1 0 0 12 4 8 2
Incredible Bulks 1 1 0 0 10 2 8 2
For Figs Sake 1 1 0 0 7 5 2 2
Bellyfica 1 1 0 0 8 7 1 2
Torquiche United 1 0 0 1 7 8 -1 0
Gluten Town 1 0 0 1 5 7 -2 0
Cholesterol Palace FC 1 0 0 1 4 12 -8 0
Fatburn Rovers 1 0 0 1 2 10 -8 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Navy Gravy 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Torquiche United 1 1 0 0 5 3 2 2
Incredible Bulks 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
For Figs Sake 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Gluten Town 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Fatburn Rovers 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Bellyfica 1 0 0 1 3 5 -2 0
Cholesterol Palace FC 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Incredible Bulks 1 1 0 0 5 0 5 2
Navy Gravy 1 1 0 0 4 0 4 2
Bellyfica 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 2
For Figs Sake 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Gluten Town 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Torquiche United 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Cholesterol Palace FC 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
Fatburn Rovers 1 0 0 1 0 5 -5 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellyfica 8 v 7 Torquiche United
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC 4 v 12 Navy Gravy
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 For Figs Sake 7 v 5 Gluten Town
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers 2 v 10 Incredible Bulks
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Torquiche United - v - Gluten Town
19:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - For Figs Sake
20:00
League		 Bellyfica - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
20:30
League		 Navy Gravy - v - Fatburn Rovers
Week 3 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Incredible Bulks
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Bellyfica
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - Torquiche United
20:30
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Navy Gravy
Week 4 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - Fatburn Rovers
19:30
League		 Navy Gravy - v - Gluten Town
20:00
League		 Torquiche United - v - Incredible Bulks
20:30
League		 Bellyfica - v - For Figs Sake
Week 5 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Navy Gravy
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Torquiche United
20:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Bellyfica
20:30
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
Week 6 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Torquiche United - v - Navy Gravy
19:30
League		 Bellyfica - v - Incredible Bulks
20:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - For Figs Sake
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - Gluten Town
Week 7 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Torquiche United
19:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
League		 Navy Gravy - v - Bellyfica
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
Week 8 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - For Figs Sake
19:30
League		 Navy Gravy - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
20:00
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:30
League		 Torquiche United - v - Bellyfica
Week 9 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Incredible Bulks
19:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Navy Gravy
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - Bellyfica
20:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - Torquiche United
Week 10 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Torquiche United - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
19:30
League		 Bellyfica - v - Fatburn Rovers
20:00
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Gluten Town
20:30
League		 Navy Gravy - v - For Figs Sake
Week 11 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
19:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - Navy Gravy
20:00
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Bellyfica
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Torquiche United
Week 12 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellyfica - v - Gluten Town
19:30
League		 Navy Gravy - v - Incredible Bulks
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - For Figs Sake
20:30
League		 Torquiche United - v - Fatburn Rovers
Week 13 - July 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 For Figs Sake - v - Fatburn Rovers
19:30
League		 Navy Gravy - v - Torquiche United
20:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Cholesterol Palace FC
20:30
League		 Incredible Bulks - v - Bellyfica
Week 14 - July 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellyfica - v - Navy Gravy
19:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace FC - v - Incredible Bulks
20:00
League		 Torquiche United - v - For Figs Sake
20:30
League		 Fatburn Rovers - v - Gluten Town

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Charlie Fowler 2.81%
2 Antony Sole 2.52%
3 Chris Hornbuckle 2.23%
4 Craig Frost 2.18%
5 Andy Bint 1.74%
6 Will Ready 1.26%
7 Danny Good 1.22%
8 Sean Huxtable 1.22%
9 Alan Clarke 1.17%
10 Simon Holmes 1.16%
11 John Saunders 1.12%
12 Darren Cuss 1.11%
13 Alex Timms 1.05%
14 Ben Keatley 1.02%
15 John Jackson 0.97%
16 Jamie Webb-bowen 0.95%
17 Kevin Robey 0.94%
18 Kevin Shammas 0.90%
19 James Barrett 0.86%
20 Stephen Musty-jackson 0.81%
21 James Audley 0.58%
22 Peter Tutty 0.51%
23 Douglas Parker 0.50%
24 Luke Willson 0.48%
25 Michael Eve 0.39%
26 Jamie Stepp 0.39%
27 Leo Bathe 0.35%
28 Jason Parker 0.32%
29 Paul Philpott 0.29%
30 Mark Griffiths 0.19%
31 Graham Clarke 0.15%
32 Michael Boothroyd 0.10%
33 James Wright 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Charlie Fowler 3.50
2 Luke Willson 3.50
3 Douglas Parker 1.00
4 Leo Bathe 0.50
5 Kevin Shammas 0.50
6 Kevin Robey 0.50
7 Sean Huxtable 0.50
8 Alan Clarke 0.50
9 Craig Frost 0.50
10 Danny Good 0.50
11 Stephen Musty-jackson 0.50
12 Darren Cuss 0.50
13 Andy Bint 0.50
14 Simon Holmes 0.50
15 Graham Clarke 0.50
16 Will Ready 0.50
17 Antony Sole 0.50
18 Chris Hornbuckle 0.50
19 Ben Keatley 0.50
20 Paul Philpott 0.50
21 Michael Boothroyd 0.50
22 Michael Eve 0.50
23 Mark Griffiths 0.50
24 John Jackson 0.50
25 John Saunders 0.50
26 Jamie Webb-bowen 0.50
27 Jamie Stepp 0.50
28 Peter Tutty 0.50
29 Jason Parker 0.50
30 James Wright 0.50
31 James Barrett 0.50
32 James Audley 0.50
33 Alex Timms 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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