Chelmsford

2360.4kgs lost since launch

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Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon, CM2 7AQ

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Season 21 Standings

Season Loss: 65.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Borussia Munching Big Macs 9 6 0 3 70 63 7 12
Piemouth Argyle 9 5 1 3 87 64 23 11
Inter-My-Belly 9 5 1 3 77 75 2 11
Bellybanese FC 9 4 2 3 62 69 -7 10
Real Ma titts 9 3 0 6 79 80 -1 6
Fatzio 9 1 2 6 53 77 -24 4
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Inter-My-Belly 9 5 3 1 31 29 2 13
Bellybanese FC 9 5 1 3 27 28 -1 11
Fatzio 9 4 1 4 21 16 5 9
Borussia Munching Big Macs 9 4 1 4 11 13 -2 9
Real Ma titts 9 3 1 5 25 25 0 7
Piemouth Argyle 9 1 3 5 18 22 -4 5
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Piemouth Argyle 9 6 3 0 46 18 28 15
Inter-My-Belly 9 4 2 3 23 28 -5 10
Real Ma titts 9 3 2 4 30 28 2 8
Borussia Munching Big Macs 9 3 2 4 31 30 1 8
Bellybanese FC 9 3 2 4 15 18 -3 8
Fatzio 9 2 1 6 15 38 -23 5

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Piemouth Argyle 3 2 1 0 22 15 7 5
Inter-My-Belly 3 2 0 1 26 19 7 4
Bellybanese FC 3 2 0 1 19 18 1 4
Borussia Munching Big Macs 3 1 1 1 29 26 3 3
Real Ma titts 3 1 0 2 18 24 -6 2
Fatzio 3 0 0 3 13 25 -12 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 9 v 8 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bellybanese FC 9 v 8 Real Ma titts
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatzio 6 v 9 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle 8 v 3 Fatzio
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bellybanese FC 7 v 4 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts 5 v 8 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 8 v 8 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly 11 v 4 Fatzio
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Bellybanese FC 8 v 5 Real Ma titts
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 4 v 14 Real Ma titts
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fatzio 9 v 7 Bellybanese FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly 6 v 14 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellybanese FC 8 v 7 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 7 v 5 Fatzio
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts 11 v 15 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly 8 v 12 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Piemouth Argyle 7 v 7 Bellybanese FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatzio 7 v 12 Real Ma titts
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly 2 v 6 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Bellybanese FC 6 v 5 Fatzio
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 12 v 5 Real Ma titts
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly 8 v 8 Fatzio
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Piemouth Argyle 5 v 8 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts 12 v 5 Bellybanese FC
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 6 v 10 Bellybanese FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Inter-My-Belly 11 v 10 Real Ma titts
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatzio 6 v 9 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - April 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellybanese FC 6 v 6 Fatzio
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Real Ma titts 3 v 9 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle 9 v 10 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 11 - April 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Bellybanese FC 5 v 8 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Fatzio 4 v 8 Real Ma titts
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly 13 v 9 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
Week 12 - April 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle 12 v 4 Real Ma titts
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Inter-My-Belly 10 v 3 Bellybanese FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatzio 3 v 11 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 13 - May 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Inter-My-Belly
20:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 14 - May 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Michael Weale 14.45%
2 Tom Kingham 12.67%
3 William Swindell 7.22%
4 Stephen Nelson 7.21%
5 Stuart Fuller 6.49%
6 David Shannon 5.56%
7 Mark Lyons 4.58%
8 Gary Mayle 4.00%
9 Matt Stevens 3.83%
10 Joshua Hurter 3.62%
11 Jake Cooper 2.98%
12 John Cook 2.96%
13 Mark Allum 2.76%
14 Keith Barnes 2.65%
15 Kiran Desai 2.60%
16 Martin Day 2.44%
17 Steve Shotliff 2.29%
18 Ian Swindell 2.17%
19 Chris Thompson 2.01%
20 Pedro Raxworthy 1.95%
21 Spencer Stansfield 1.93%
22 Duncan Gayler 1.73%
23 George Ruffels 1.68%
24 Vincent Webster 1.32%
25 James Bailey 1.22%
26 Lawrence Hurter 1.04%
27 Mark Aspinall 0.89%
28 Chris Pickett 0.63%
29 Paul Norton 0.55%
30 Thomas Blum 0.49%
31 Michael Eldred 0.30%
32 Luke Clements 0.13%
33 Richard Mills 0.11%
34 Roger Sandhu 0.11%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Luke Clements 16.00
2 Tom Kingham 14.50
3 Mark Lyons 11.00
4 Stephen Nelson 9.00
5 Martin Day 8.50
6 Michael Weale 8.50
7 David Shannon 8.00
8 Charles Lipman 7.00
9 Tom Mean 6.50
10 Joshua Hurter 6.00
11 Spencer Stansfield 5.50
12 Ian Swindell 5.50
13 Keith Barnes 5.50
14 Pedro Raxworthy 5.00
15 Duncan Gayler 5.00
16 Paul Norton 5.00
17 Mark Allum 4.00
18 Mark Aspinall 4.00
19 Matt Stevens 4.00
20 Gary Mayle 4.00
21 Stuart Fuller 4.00
22 William Swindell 3.50
23 Vincent Webster 3.50
24 Jake Cooper 3.50
25 Lawrence Hurter 3.50
26 James Bailey 3.50
27 Steve Shotliff 3.00
28 George Ruffels 3.00
29 Kiran Desai 2.50
30 John Cook 2.00
31 Chris Potter 1.50
32 Roger Sandhu 1.50
33 Matthew Creasey 1.00
34 Russell Harrington-smith 0.50
35 Richard Mills 0.50
36 Chris Pickett 0.50
37 Chris Thompson 0.50

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