Enfield

1370.3kgs lost since launch

Thursday 19:30 - 21:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Orchardside School, 230 Bullsmoor Ln, Enfield, EN1 4RL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Enfield. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £38.00 underway!

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Season 17 Standings

Season Loss: 67.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Arse N All 5 5 0 0 72 42 30 10
Pique Blinders 5 4 0 1 55 42 13 8
FullMouth Argyle 5 2 1 2 36 37 -1 5
Slim Reapers 5 2 1 2 49 51 -2 5
White Whales 5 1 0 4 25 41 -16 2
Man Titty FC 5 0 0 5 21 45 -24 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Arse N All 5 4 1 0 24 9 15 9
Man Titty FC 5 2 2 1 5 2 3 6
FullMouth Argyle 5 3 0 2 5 3 2 6
Pique Blinders 5 2 1 2 8 14 -6 5
White Whales 5 2 0 3 2 2 0 4
Slim Reapers 5 0 0 5 8 22 -14 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Slim Reapers 5 5 0 0 27 14 13 10
Pique Blinders 5 4 0 1 35 19 16 8
Arse N All 5 2 1 2 27 22 5 5
FullMouth Argyle 5 1 2 2 19 21 -2 4
White Whales 5 1 0 4 14 26 -12 2
Man Titty FC 5 0 1 4 7 27 -20 1

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pique Blinders 2 2 0 0 25 15 10 4
FullMouth Argyle 2 2 0 0 15 12 3 4
White Whales 2 1 0 1 21 13 8 2
Arse N All 2 1 0 1 23 22 1 2
Slim Reapers 2 0 0 2 16 22 -6 0
Man Titty FC 2 0 0 2 6 22 -16 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Arse N All 12 v 4 White Whales
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Man Titty FC 5 v 11 Pique Blinders
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 7 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FullMouth Argyle 9 v 9 Slim Reapers
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Slim Reapers 9 v 7 Man Titty FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 White Whales 5 v 10 Pique Blinders
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Arse N All 9 v 6 FullMouth Argyle
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Pique Blinders 11 v 5 White Whales
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Man Titty FC 4 v 6 FullMouth Argyle
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
Cup		 Slim Reapers 8 v 13 Arse N All
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FullMouth Argyle 11 v 8 White Whales
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Pique Blinders 12 v 11 Slim Reapers
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Man Titty FC 3 v 12 Arse N All
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FullMouth Argyle 7 v 5 Man Titty FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Arse N All 18 v 16 Pique Blinders
Scales 9
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 10 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 White Whales 2 v 7 Slim Reapers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Slim Reapers 13 v 21 Arse N All
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
10
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Pique Blinders 6 v 3 FullMouth Argyle
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Man Titty FC 1 v 6 White Whales
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Pique Blinders 14 v 10 Arse N All
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Slim Reapers 8 v 9 FullMouth Argyle
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
Cup		 Man Titty FC 2 v 16 White Whales
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pique Blinders - v - Man Titty FC
20:30
League		 Slim Reapers - v - FullMouth Argyle
21:00
League		 White Whales - v - Arse N All
Week 9 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Slim Reapers
20:30
League		 Pique Blinders - v - White Whales
21:00
League		 FullMouth Argyle - v - Arse N All
Week 10 - March 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Arse N All - v - Man Titty FC
20:30
League		 Slim Reapers - v - Pique Blinders
21:00
League		 White Whales - v - FullMouth Argyle
Week 11 - April 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Arse N All - v - White Whales
20:30
Cup		 Slim Reapers - v - Man Titty FC
21:00
Cup		 Pique Blinders - v - FullMouth Argyle
Week 12 - April 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Man Titty FC - v - FullMouth Argyle
20:30
League		 Slim Reapers - v - White Whales
21:00
League		 Pique Blinders - v - Arse N All
Week 13 - April 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 White Whales - v - Man Titty FC
20:30
League		 Arse N All - v - Slim Reapers
21:00
League		 FullMouth Argyle - v - Pique Blinders
Week 14 - April 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 James Smith 26.28%
2 Douglas Curtis 9.69%
3 Peter Eberle 9.14%
4 Luke Weston 5.84%
5 Thomas Cotton 4.26%
6 Ionut Palade 4.23%
7 Mark Telling 3.87%
8 Tony Higginson 3.56%
9 Richard Olaneye 2.97%
10 Martin Castell 2.81%
11 Stephen Corbyn 2.07%
12 Romario Mellard 1.99%
13 Yiannis Panayi 1.64%
14 Joseph Hull 1.33%
15 Michael Harper 1.25%
16 Rich Dobson 1.24%
17 Suleiyman Suleiyman 0.91%
18 Ali Zihni 0.86%
19 Beyz Beyz 0.82%
20 Daniel Cantle 0.77%
21 Ryan Ballard 0.72%
22 Warren Hogarth 0.64%
23 Clayton Fernandes 0.55%
24 Jan Ozkan 0.43%
25 Connor Devlin 0.41%
26 Michael Ayanwale 0.19%
27 Ben Booth 0.13%
28 Ben Bruce 0.11%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Douglas Curtis 8.50
2 Peter Eberle 8.50
3 Thomas Cotton 8.50
4 Tony Higginson 8.00
5 Martin Castell 8.00
6 James Smith 6.50
7 Mark Telling 5.50
8 Luke Weston 5.00
9 David Thorne 3.50
10 Richard Olaneye 3.00
11 Ionut Palade 3.00
12 Connor Devlin 3.00
13 Romario Mellard 2.50
14 Stephen Corbyn 2.50
15 Clayton Fernandes 2.50
16 Daniel Cantle 2.50
17 Beyz Beyz 2.50
18 Billy Forman 2.00
19 Joseph Hull 2.00
20 Ben Booth 2.00
21 Barckley Sumner 1.50
22 Michael Harper 1.50
23 Ben Bruce 1.00
24 Yiannis Panayi 1.00
25 Ali Zihni 0.50
26 Suleiyman Suleiyman 0.50
27 Michael Ayanwale 0.50
28 Rich Dobson 0.50
29 Ryan Ballard 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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