Eastbourne

5106.8kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Eastbourne Borough Football Club, BN23 7QH

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Season 27 Standings

Season Loss: 7.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Shanghai Ten-Chins 2 2 0 0 21 10 11 4
Unathletic Madrid 2 2 0 0 10 7 3 4
Gluten Town 2 1 0 1 11 9 2 2
Big Black Chicken 2 1 0 1 8 6 2 2
FC Twente-Stone 2 1 0 1 20 19 1 2
Tabasco de Gama 2 1 0 1 8 16 -8 2
Fatzio 2 0 0 2 5 10 -5 0
Inter Me-Lunch 2 0 0 2 8 14 -6 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
FC Twente-Stone 2 1 1 0 12 4 8 3
Unathletic Madrid 2 1 1 0 6 2 4 3
Gluten Town 2 1 1 0 4 3 1 3
Shanghai Ten-Chins 2 0 2 0 6 6 0 2
Fatzio 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 2
Tabasco de Gama 2 1 0 1 2 9 -7 2
Big Black Chicken 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Inter Me-Lunch 2 0 0 2 1 6 -5 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Tabasco de Gama 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 4
Shanghai Ten-Chins 2 1 1 0 9 0 9 3
Big Black Chicken 2 1 1 0 3 0 3 3
Gluten Town 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
Inter Me-Lunch 2 1 0 1 3 4 -1 2
Unathletic Madrid 2 0 1 1 0 1 -1 1
Fatzio 2 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0
FC Twente-Stone 2 0 0 2 1 11 -10 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Gluten Town 8 v 4 Inter Me-Lunch
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 FC Twente-Stone 7 v 16 Shanghai Ten-Chins
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Fatzio 3 v 5 Tabasco de Gama
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Big Black Chicken 3 v 4 Unathletic Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama 3 v 13 FC Twente-Stone
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins 5 v 3 Gluten Town
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid 6 v 4 Inter Me-Lunch
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Big Black Chicken 5 v 2 Fatzio
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Big Black Chicken
20:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - Tabasco de Gama
21:00
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins
21:30
League		 Fatzio - v - Unathletic Madrid
Week 4 - April 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Inter Me-Lunch
20:30
League		 Big Black Chicken - v - Gluten Town
21:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins
21:30
League		 Fatzio - v - FC Twente-Stone
Week 5 - May 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Fatzio
20:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Big Black Chicken
21:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Unathletic Madrid
21:30
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - Tabasco de Gama
Week 6 - May 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Gluten Town
20:30
League		 Big Black Chicken - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins
21:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - Tabasco de Gama
21:30
League		 Fatzio - v - Inter Me-Lunch
Week 7 - May 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - Fatzio
20:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - Unathletic Madrid
21:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Big Black Chicken
21:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - FC Twente-Stone
Week 8 - May 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Fatzio
20:30
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - FC Twente-Stone
21:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - Big Black Chicken
21:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Gluten Town
Week 9 - June 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins
20:30
League		 Fatzio - v - Big Black Chicken
21:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Tabasco de Gama
21:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Unathletic Madrid
Week 10 - June 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - Inter Me-Lunch
20:30
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - Fatzio
21:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Gluten Town
21:30
League		 Big Black Chicken - v - FC Twente-Stone
Week 11 - June 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Big Black Chicken
20:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Tabasco de Gama
21:00
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - Unathletic Madrid
21:30
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Fatzio
Week 12 - June 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - FC Twente-Stone
20:30
League		 Big Black Chicken - v - Inter Me-Lunch
21:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Gluten Town
21:30
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins
Week 13 - July 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Unathletic Madrid
20:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - FC Twente-Stone
21:00
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Fatzio
21:30
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - Big Black Chicken
Week 14 - July 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Inter Me-Lunch
20:30
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - Gluten Town
21:00
League		 Big Black Chicken - v - Tabasco de Gama
21:30
League		 Fatzio - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Roberto Cioc 3.85%
2 Mark Burfutt 2.17%
3 Miles Hobden 2.17%
4 Sam Grisdale 2.03%
5 Ashley Mutter 1.98%
6 Kyle Williams 1.65%
7 Simon King 1.63%
8 Dominic Newman 1.60%
9 Nick Bridle 1.52%
10 Jose Gonçalves 1.50%
11 Kevin Parker 1.50%
12 John Morley 1.42%
13 Kevin Vine 1.26%
14 Dayn Clarke 1.25%
15 Zachary Burrage 1.19%
16 Kieren Hill 1.15%
17 Jon Wootton 1.06%
18 John Payne 1.04%
19 Josh Young 1.02%
20 Lee Baulcomb 0.92%
21 George Smith 0.92%
22 Jacob Prior 0.82%
23 Stuart Hunt 0.72%
24 Tom Evans 0.63%
25 Jack Scott 0.53%
26 James Wells 0.47%
27 Kieran Fifield 0.45%
28 Tim Tudor 0.41%
29 Daniel Baldock 0.39%
30 Carl Henningway 0.39%
31 Ross Bowman 0.35%
32 Dylan Scales 0.34%
33 Lee Osborne 0.30%
34 Tom Hitchens 0.28%
35 Paul Cox 0.26%
36 Lewis Uphill 0.26%
37 Gary Cunningham 0.23%
38 Tony Cameron 0.11%
39 Ashley Mardlin 0.10%
40 Stephen Gibbs 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Kevin Parker 4.00
2 Roberto Cioc 3.50
3 Paul Smith 3.00
4 Kyle Williams 2.00
5 Joe Gonnella 2.00
6 Ashley Mutter 1.00
7 Stuart Hunt 1.00
8 Dominic Newman 1.00
9 Nick Bridle 1.00
10 Simon King 1.00
11 Jon Wootton 1.00
12 Kevin Vine 1.00
13 Sam Grisdale 1.00
14 Miles Hobden 1.00
15 John Morley 1.00
16 Zachary Burrage 1.00
17 Kieren Hill 1.00
18 George Smith 1.00
19 Tom Evans 0.50
20 Kieran Fifield 0.50
21 Ross Bowman 0.50
22 James Wells 0.50
23 Jose Gonçalves 0.50
24 Daniel Baldock 0.50
25 Tom Hitchens 0.50
26 Tim Tudor 0.50
27 Lee Osborne 0.50
28 Gary Cunningham 0.50
29 Paul Cox 0.50
30 Lee Baulcomb 0.50
31 Ashley Mardlin 0.50
32 Mark Burfutt 0.50
33 Jack Scott 0.50
34 Tony Cameron 0.50
35 Lewis Uphill 0.50
36 John Payne 0.50
37 Jacob Prior 0.50
38 Carl Henningway 0.50
39 Dylan Scales 0.50
40 Dayn Clarke 0.50
41 Stephen Gibbs 0.50
42 Josh Young 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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