Eastleigh

3060.7kgs lost since launch

Friday 19:30 - 21:40

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:40 GAMES FROM 20:10
Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh. SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of Hampshire County Council. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Hampshire (this excludes both Portsmouth and Southampton) to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 19 Standings

Season Loss: 219.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pork Vale 8 6 0 2 40 11 29 12
What Food FC 8 4 2 2 48 30 18 10
CardiAC Milan 8 3 3 2 37 30 7 9
Scoffentry City 8 4 1 3 35 40 -5 9
Barneys Balls FC 8 3 2 3 21 27 -6 8
Wetherspoons Wanderers 8 3 1 4 24 22 2 7
Scoffenhein FC 8 3 1 4 19 23 -4 7
Inter My Belly 8 2 3 3 11 22 -11 7
RB Leipozuction 8 2 2 4 14 31 -17 6
Snackhtar Donutsk 8 2 1 5 6 19 -13 5
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
CardiAC Milan 8 5 2 1 20 9 11 12
Pork Vale 8 4 2 2 12 6 6 10
RB Leipozuction 8 4 1 3 14 8 6 9
Scoffentry City 8 4 1 3 10 7 3 9
Wetherspoons Wanderers 8 4 1 3 11 10 1 9
Snackhtar Donutsk 8 4 1 3 9 10 -1 9
Barneys Balls FC 8 2 3 3 5 7 -2 7
Scoffenhein FC 8 2 2 4 8 13 -5 6
Inter My Belly 8 2 1 5 8 21 -13 5
What Food FC 8 1 2 5 6 12 -6 4

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Tom Jenner 9.13%
2 Michael Triggs-rogers 9.06%
3 Peter Mcintosh 6.55%
4 Alistair Bennett 6.30%
5 Jamal Khan 6.04%
6 Jacob Moran 5.90%
7 Jack Medlock 5.71%
8 Justin Loader 5.68%
9 Daniel Graham 5.61%
10 Nathan Middleton 5.60%
11 Connor Layland 5.51%
12 Harry Kersley 5.28%
13 Craig Frampton 5.24%
14 Colin Armstrong 5.11%
15 Michael Salter 5.08%
16 Joshua Thornton 5.07%
17 Matthew King 5.00%
18 Alex Knowles 4.99%
19 Nick Shah 4.61%
20 Kevin White 4.53%
21 Robert Nurse 4.38%
22 Huw Evans 4.20%
23 Jonathan Rumsey 4.18%
24 Tom Spurrier 4.16%
25 Ibrahim Ibrahim 4.10%
26 Mike Stephens 3.46%
27 Adam Searle 3.34%
28 Matt Bell 3.23%
29 Paul Lees 3.19%
30 Paul Russell 3.03%
31 Philip Harrison 2.97%
32 Mason Bowles 2.93%
33 Tom Lando 2.89%
34 Raphael Knoops 2.80%
35 Trisston Cole 2.80%
36 Matthew Colwell 2.77%
37 Chris Wareham 2.62%
38 Scott Exell 2.57%
39 Jeremy Ferguson 2.29%
40 Abdulrahman Oke 2.21%
41 Matthew Arthur 2.15%
42 Sam Guillen 2.08%
43 David Bradford 1.99%
44 Kizzer Davis 1.73%
45 Oliver Hollman 1.69%
46 Connor Lamb 1.57%
47 Timothy Shipwey 1.44%
48 Kev Thornton 1.43%
49 Dave Carey 1.37%
50 Daniel Jewell 1.35%
51 Steven Topazio 1.33%
52 Daniel Stephens 1.26%
53 Ollie Rymer 1.17%
54 Matt Magill 1.14%
55 Christian Hatahintwali 1.10%
56 Paul Stone 1.07%
57 Jonathan Mottram 1.05%
58 Jack Sherred 1.00%
59 Colin Harris 0.98%
60 Tom Moules-jones 0.98%
61 Stuart White 0.97%
62 Darren Hall 0.84%
63 Jacob Dann 0.81%
64 Lewis King 0.80%
65 Richard Moseley 0.79%
66 David Godfrey 0.78%
67 Mark Holman 0.75%
68 Rahim Miah 0.74%
69 Ashley Healey 0.73%
70 Darren Cawte 0.71%
71 Chris Hescott 0.68%
72 James Lacey 0.53%
73 Ben Grindrod 0.47%
74 Jon Brook 0.45%
75 Ray Challoner 0.30%
76 Stuart Redding 0.24%
77 James Newell 0.20%
78 Adam Hunt 0.19%
79 Matthew Cheeseman 0.10%
80 Martin Ogbonnaya 0.10%

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MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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