Guildford
1331.5kgs lost since launch
Friday 19:00 - 21:00
WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Guildford, GU2 8DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Guildford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
You may qualify for funding courtesy of One You Surrey. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Surrey to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.
Season 16 Standings
Season Loss: 16.7kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slim Reapers FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 10 | 6 | 2 |
| Slim Shadies FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 2 |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| Boca Chewniors | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 0 |
| Golden Wanderers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 0 |
| Ivory Toast | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 16 | -6 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slim Reapers FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 2 |
| Slim Shadies FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 2 |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Boca Chewniors | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Golden Wanderers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 0 |
| Ivory Toast | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| Golden Wanderers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Boca Chewniors | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Slim Reapers FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 0 |
| Slim Shadies FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - April 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:30 League |
Boca Chewniors | 5 | v | 7 | Snow White and the 7 Craigs | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
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Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Ivory Toast | 10 | v | 16 | Slim Reapers FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
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| Pitch | 6 | 4 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
Golden Wanderers | 8 | v | 12 | Slim Shadies FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 3
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Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 2 - April 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Boca Chewniors | - | v | - | Golden Wanderers |
| 20:00 League |
Snow White and the 7 Craigs | - | v | - | Slim Reapers FC |
| 20:30 League |
Slim Shadies FC | - | v | - | Ivory Toast |
Week 3 - April 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| Fixtures to be confirmed | |||||
Week 4 - May 1st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Golden Wanderers | - | v | - | Snow White and the 7 Craigs |
| 20:00 League |
Slim Reapers FC | - | v | - | Slim Shadies FC |
| 20:30 League |
Ivory Toast | - | v | - | Boca Chewniors |
Week 5 - May 8th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Golden Wanderers | - | v | - | Ivory Toast |
| 20:00 League |
Snow White and the 7 Craigs | - | v | - | Slim Shadies FC |
| 20:30 League |
Boca Chewniors | - | v | - | Slim Reapers FC |
Week 6 - May 15th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Slim Reapers FC | - | v | - | Golden Wanderers |
| 20:00 League |
Slim Shadies FC | - | v | - | Boca Chewniors |
| 20:30 League |
Ivory Toast | - | v | - | Snow White and the 7 Craigs |
Week 7 - May 22nd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| Fixtures to be confirmed | |||||
Week 8 - May 29th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Snow White and the 7 Craigs | - | v | - | Boca Chewniors |
| 20:00 League |
Slim Shadies FC | - | v | - | Golden Wanderers |
| 20:30 League |
Slim Reapers FC | - | v | - | Ivory Toast |
Week 9 - June 5th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Golden Wanderers | - | v | - | Boca Chewniors |
| 20:00 League |
Slim Reapers FC | - | v | - | Snow White and the 7 Craigs |
| 20:30 League |
Ivory Toast | - | v | - | Slim Shadies FC |
Week 10 - June 12th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Snow White and the 7 Craigs | - | v | - | Golden Wanderers |
| 20:00 League |
Boca Chewniors | - | v | - | Ivory Toast |
| 20:30 League |
Slim Shadies FC | - | v | - | Slim Reapers FC |
Week 11 - June 19th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| Fixtures to be confirmed | |||||
Week 12 - June 26th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Slim Shadies FC | - | v | - | Snow White and the 7 Craigs |
| 20:00 League |
Slim Reapers FC | - | v | - | Boca Chewniors |
| 20:30 League |
Ivory Toast | - | v | - | Golden Wanderers |
Week 13 - July 3rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:30 League |
Snow White and the 7 Craigs | - | v | - | Ivory Toast |
| 20:00 League |
Boca Chewniors | - | v | - | Slim Shadies FC |
| 20:30 League |
Golden Wanderers | - | v | - | Slim Reapers FC |
Week 14 - July 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| Fixtures to be confirmed | |||||
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Bradley Marchant | 4.07% |
| 2 | Alexander Maurizio Cremona | 2.88% |
| 3 | Iqbal Kamali | 2.78% |
| 4 | Ray Tizzard | 1.83% |
| 5 | James Turner | 1.64% |
| 6 | David Carr | 1.37% |
| 7 | Tom Cumming | 1.36% |
| 8 | Tom O'neill | 1.31% |
| 9 | Mahad Maimoon | 1.30% |
| 10 | Barry Kings-hodkin | 1.30% |
| 11 | Joseph Mulae | 1.18% |
| 12 | Kalab Gezehagn | 1.00% |
| 13 | Keiran Kenneth | 0.89% |
| 14 | Waseem Qasim | 0.89% |
| 15 | Adam White | 0.84% |
| 16 | John Fleetwood | 0.84% |
| 17 | Stewart Wallis | 0.70% |
| 18 | Mark Hannon | 0.70% |
| 19 | Samson Lewis | 0.68% |
| 20 | Mark Smithies | 0.67% |
| 21 | Rob Barton | 0.62% |
| 22 | Liam Watts-burrows | 0.61% |
| 23 | Fraz Farrell | 0.59% |
| 24 | Riccardo Castagna | 0.56% |
| 25 | Ayobami Kareem | 0.55% |
| 26 | Daniel Hildreth | 0.42% |
| 27 | Gerry Jordan | 0.09% |
| 28 | Sam Simmons | 0.08% |
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Score |
| 1 | Bradley Marchant | 3.50 |
| 2 | Alexander Maurizio Cremona | 3.50 |
| 3 | James Turner | 3.50 |
| 4 | Waseem Qasim | 3.50 |
| 5 | Stewart Wallis | 0.50 |
| 6 | Rob Barton | 0.50 |
| 7 | Ray Tizzard | 0.50 |
| 8 | Mark Smithies | 0.50 |
| 9 | Mahad Maimoon | 0.50 |
| 10 | Fraz Farrell | 0.50 |
| 11 | Ayobami Kareem | 0.50 |
| 12 | Samson Lewis | 0.50 |
| 13 | Iqbal Kamali | 0.50 |
| 14 | Adam White | 0.50 |
| 15 | Joseph Mulae | 0.50 |
| 16 | John Fleetwood | 0.50 |
| 17 | Mark Hannon | 0.50 |
| 18 | Liam Watts-burrows | 0.50 |
| 19 | Gerry Jordan | 0.50 |
| 20 | David Carr | 0.50 |
| 21 | Barry Kings-hodkin | 0.50 |
| 22 | Tom O'neill | 0.50 |
| 23 | Tom Cumming | 0.50 |
| 24 | Sam Simmons | 0.50 |
| 25 | Kalab Gezehagn | 0.50 |
| 26 | Daniel Hildreth | 0.50 |
| 27 | Riccardo Castagna | 0.50 |
| 28 | Keiran Kenneth | 0.50 |
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