Hastings
1369.7kgs lost since launch
Friday 18:45 - 20:15
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:50 GAMES FROM 19:20
St Leonards Academy, Edinburgh Road, TN38 8HH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
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Season 23 Standings
Season Loss: 3.6kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 2 |
| Yellow Tubmarines | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| Al Fattihad | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 0 |
| SnackBar Donetsk | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
| Al Fattihad | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Yellow Tubmarines | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| SnackBar Donetsk | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow Tubmarines | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| SnackBar Donetsk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Cholesterol Palace | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Al Fattihad | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 0 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - April 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:20 League |
Cholesterol Palace | 11 | v | 7 | SnackBar Donetsk | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 6
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Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:50 League |
Al Fattihad | 3 | v | 4 | Yellow Tubmarines | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
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Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 2 - April 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 League |
Yellow Tubmarines | - | v | - | SnackBar Donetsk |
| 19:50 League |
Al Fattihad | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
Week 3 - April 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 Cup |
Al Fattihad | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 19:50 Cup |
SnackBar Donetsk | - | v | - | Yellow Tubmarines |
Week 4 - May 1st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 League |
SnackBar Donetsk | - | v | - | Al Fattihad |
| 19:50 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Yellow Tubmarines |
Week 5 - May 8th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 League |
Yellow Tubmarines | - | v | - | Al Fattihad |
| 19:50 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | SnackBar Donetsk |
Week 6 - May 15th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 League |
SnackBar Donetsk | - | v | - | Yellow Tubmarines |
| 19:50 League |
Al Fattihad | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
Week 7 - May 22nd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 Cup |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Yellow Tubmarines |
| 19:50 Cup |
SnackBar Donetsk | - | v | - | Al Fattihad |
Week 8 - May 29th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 League |
SnackBar Donetsk | - | v | - | Al Fattihad |
| 19:50 League |
Yellow Tubmarines | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
Week 9 - June 5th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | SnackBar Donetsk |
| 19:50 League |
Al Fattihad | - | v | - | Yellow Tubmarines |
Week 10 - June 12th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 League |
Al Fattihad | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 19:50 League |
Yellow Tubmarines | - | v | - | SnackBar Donetsk |
Week 11 - June 19th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 Cup |
Al Fattihad | - | v | - | Yellow Tubmarines |
| 19:50 Cup |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | SnackBar Donetsk |
Week 12 - June 26th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:20 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Yellow Tubmarines |
| 19:50 League |
SnackBar Donetsk | - | v | - | Al Fattihad |
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Lee Mcnaughton | 4.68% |
| 2 | Stuart Campbell | 3.28% |
| 3 | Joel Randoll | 2.97% |
| 4 | Charlie Welford | 1.12% |
| 5 | Daniel Okines | 0.97% |
| 6 | Craig Perry | 0.75% |
| 7 | Richard Buttrey | 0.60% |
| 8 | Kyle Carter | 0.46% |
| 9 | Steve Ansett | 0.46% |
| 10 | Matthew Denness | 0.41% |
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Score |
| 1 | Daniel Okines | 3.50 |
| 2 | Charlie Welford | 1.00 |
| 3 | Craig Perry | 0.50 |
| 4 | Joel Randoll | 0.50 |
| 5 | Kyle Carter | 0.50 |
| 6 | Steve Ansett | 0.50 |
| 7 | Lee Mcnaughton | 0.50 |
| 8 | Matthew Denness | 0.50 |
| 9 | Richard Buttrey | 0.50 |
| 10 | Stuart Campbell | 0.50 |
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