Hastings

1393.3kgs lost since launch

Friday 18:45 - 20:15

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:50 GAMES FROM 19:20
St Leonards Academy, Edinburgh Road, TN38 8HH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 23 Standings

Season Loss: 27.2kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
SnackBar Donetsk 10 5 1 4 59 43 16 11
Al Fattihad 10 5 1 4 57 46 11 11
Cholesterol Palace 10 4 1 5 46 58 -12 9
Yellow Tubmarines 10 4 1 5 40 55 -15 9
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Al Fattihad 10 6 3 1 24 10 14 15
SnackBar Donetsk 10 4 1 5 14 17 -3 9
Cholesterol Palace 10 4 0 6 14 16 -2 8
Yellow Tubmarines 10 3 2 5 8 17 -9 8
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
SnackBar Donetsk 10 9 0 1 27 7 20 18
Yellow Tubmarines 10 5 1 4 19 19 0 11
Al Fattihad 10 2 2 6 7 17 -10 6
Cholesterol Palace 10 2 1 7 8 18 -10 5

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Cholesterol Palace 11 v 7 SnackBar Donetsk
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Al Fattihad 3 v 4 Yellow Tubmarines
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Yellow Tubmarines 2 v 5 SnackBar Donetsk
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Al Fattihad 5 v 6 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Al Fattihad 3 v 2 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 SnackBar Donetsk 7 v 2 Yellow Tubmarines
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 SnackBar Donetsk 6 v 1 Al Fattihad
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Cholesterol Palace 10 v -1 Yellow Tubmarines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Yellow Tubmarines 8 v 5 Al Fattihad
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Cholesterol Palace 2 v 5 SnackBar Donetsk
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 SnackBar Donetsk 5 v 7 Yellow Tubmarines
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Al Fattihad 9 v 2 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Cholesterol Palace 3 v 3 Yellow Tubmarines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 SnackBar Donetsk 2 v 3 Al Fattihad
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 SnackBar Donetsk 9 v 9 Al Fattihad
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Yellow Tubmarines 10 v 2 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Cholesterol Palace 6 v 4 SnackBar Donetsk
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Al Fattihad 6 v 5 Yellow Tubmarines
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Al Fattihad 13 v 2 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:50
League		 Yellow Tubmarines 0 v 9 SnackBar Donetsk
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 11 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Al Fattihad - v - Yellow Tubmarines
19:50
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - SnackBar Donetsk
Week 12 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:20
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Yellow Tubmarines
19:50
League		 SnackBar Donetsk - v - Al Fattihad

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Charlie Vidler 8.19%
2 Leon Mende 6.21%
3 Stuart Campbell 3.28%
4 Andy Poulter 3.08%
5 Joel Randoll 2.97%
6 Aj Turner 2.90%
7 Daniel Okines 2.30%
8 Daniel Pascoe 2.19%
9 Gregory Boon 2.13%
10 Sam Jaban 2.00%
11 Matthew Denness 1.83%
12 Steve Ansett 1.73%
13 Dean Robinson 1.73%
14 Besnik Rexha 1.46%
15 Alex Macleod 1.37%
16 Steve Conroy Conroy 1.13%
17 Carlton Phillips 1.13%
18 Lee Mcnaughton 1.10%
19 Nikki Lake 1.10%
20 Richard Buttrey 1.02%
21 Craig Perry 1.00%
22 Steve Groombridge 0.98%
23 Des Brewster 0.49%
24 Matthew Napper 0.44%
25 Harvey Cornford 0.37%
26 Tom Paur 0.20%
27 Jordan Spence 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Charlie Welford 10.00
2 Charlie Vidler 8.50
3 Andy Poulter 8.00
4 Daniel Okines 6.50
5 Aj Turner 6.50
6 Craig Perry 5.00
7 Jordan Spence 4.50
8 Matthew Denness 3.50
9 Alex Macleod 3.50
10 Leon Mende 3.50
11 Gregory Boon 3.50
12 Lee Mcnaughton 3.00
13 Steve Ansett 2.50
14 Nikki Lake 2.50
15 Sam Jaban 2.50
16 Besnik Rexha 2.00
17 Harvey Cornford 2.00
18 Steve Conroy Conroy 1.00
19 Des Brewster 1.00
20 Carlton Phillips 0.50
21 Matthew Napper 0.50
22 Dean Robinson 0.50
23 Stuart Campbell 0.50
24 Richard Buttrey 0.50
25 Daniel Pascoe 0.50
26 Joel Randoll 0.50
27 Kyle Carter 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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