Newport

3695.6kgs lost since launch

Friday 6:00-9:15pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:15 GAMES FROM 18:45
Gôl Football Centre, Nash Road, Newport, NP19 4RP

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 17 Standings

Season Loss: 4.0kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Harvester United 1 1 0 0 10 6 4 2
Flabmengo 1 1 0 0 15 12 3 2
Atlético Jalapeño 1 1 0 0 7 6 1 2
Ozempic Lyonnaise 1 1 0 0 7 6 1 2
Warburton Wanderers 1 0 0 1 6 7 -1 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 1 0 0 1 6 7 -1 0
Shakhtar Ozempicsk 1 0 0 1 12 15 -3 0
The Whorenuts 1 0 0 1 6 10 -4 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Shakhtar Ozempicsk 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 2
Harvester United 1 1 0 0 4 3 1 2
Atlético Jalapeño 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Warburton Wanderers 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Ozempic Lyonnaise 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
The Whorenuts 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Flabmengo 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Flabmengo 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Harvester United 1 1 0 0 4 0 4 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Ozempic Lyonnaise 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Warburton Wanderers 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Atlético Jalapeño 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Shakhtar Ozempicsk 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
The Whorenuts 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Atlético Jalapeño 7 v 6 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 Shakhtar Ozempicsk 12 v 15 Flabmengo
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 Warburton Wanderers 6 v 7 Ozempic Lyonnaise
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 The Whorenuts 6 v 10 Harvester United
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Harvester United - v - Atlético Jalapeño
19:15
League		 Ozempic Lyonnaise - v - Flabmengo
19:45
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Shakhtar Ozempicsk
20:15
League		 Warburton Wanderers - v - The Whorenuts
Week 3 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Shakhtar Ozempicsk - v - Harvester United
19:15
League		 Atlético Jalapeño - v - Warburton Wanderers
19:45
League		 The Whorenuts - v - Ozempic Lyonnaise
20:15
League		 Flabmengo - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Week 4 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Ozempic Lyonnaise - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
19:15
League		 The Whorenuts - v - Atlético Jalapeño
19:45
League		 Harvester United - v - Flabmengo
20:15
League		 Warburton Wanderers - v - Shakhtar Ozempicsk
Week 5 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Flabmengo - v - Warburton Wanderers
19:15
League		 Shakhtar Ozempicsk - v - The Whorenuts
19:45
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Harvester United
20:15
League		 Atlético Jalapeño - v - Ozempic Lyonnaise
Week 6 - July 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Ozempic Lyonnaise - v - Harvester United
19:15
League		 Warburton Wanderers - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
19:45
League		 Atlético Jalapeño - v - Shakhtar Ozempicsk
20:15
League		 The Whorenuts - v - Flabmengo
Week 7 - July 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Flabmengo - v - Atlético Jalapeño
19:15
League		 Shakhtar Ozempicsk - v - Ozempic Lyonnaise
19:45
League		 Harvester United - v - Warburton Wanderers
20:15
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - The Whorenuts
Week 8 - July 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Harvester United - v - The Whorenuts
19:15
League		 Ozempic Lyonnaise - v - Warburton Wanderers
19:45
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Atlético Jalapeño
20:15
League		 Flabmengo - v - Shakhtar Ozempicsk
Week 9 - August 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 The Whorenuts - v - Warburton Wanderers
19:15
League		 Shakhtar Ozempicsk - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
19:45
League		 Atlético Jalapeño - v - Harvester United
20:15
League		 Flabmengo - v - Ozempic Lyonnaise
Week 10 - August 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Harvester United - v - Shakhtar Ozempicsk
19:15
League		 Warburton Wanderers - v - Atlético Jalapeño
19:45
League		 Ozempic Lyonnaise - v - The Whorenuts
20:15
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Flabmengo
Week 11 - August 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Ozempic Lyonnaise
19:15
League		 Shakhtar Ozempicsk - v - Warburton Wanderers
19:45
League		 Atlético Jalapeño - v - The Whorenuts
20:15
League		 Flabmengo - v - Harvester United
Week 12 - August 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Warburton Wanderers - v - Flabmengo
19:15
League		 Harvester United - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
19:45
League		 The Whorenuts - v - Shakhtar Ozempicsk
20:15
League		 Ozempic Lyonnaise - v - Atlético Jalapeño
Week 13 - September 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Flabmengo - v - The Whorenuts
19:15
League		 Shakhtar Ozempicsk - v - Atlético Jalapeño
19:45
League		 Harvester United - v - Ozempic Lyonnaise
20:15
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Warburton Wanderers
Week 14 - September 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Atlético Jalapeño - v - Flabmengo
19:15
League		 Ozempic Lyonnaise - v - Shakhtar Ozempicsk
19:45
League		 The Whorenuts - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
20:15
League		 Warburton Wanderers - v - Harvester United

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Andy Stentiford 4.91%
2 James Flynn 4.04%
3 Ryan Holcombe 2.59%
4 Niall Yeates 2.41%
5 Grant Morgan 2.17%
6 Jason Lee 2.12%
7 David Scanlon 1.99%
8 Jesus Loeches De La Torre 1.75%
9 Ashley Jenkins 1.63%
10 Paul James 1.61%
11 Simon Cork 1.40%
12 Robert Sydenham 1.21%
13 Lee Champion 1.20%
14 James Morling 1.08%
15 Sam Owen 1.01%
16 Lee O'sullivan 0.95%
17 Adrian Kendall 0.93%
18 Gavin Smith 0.85%
19 Matt Cronin 0.85%
20 Kevin White 0.76%
21 George Whitelock 0.75%
22 Jacob Perkins 0.70%
23 Lee Taylor 0.69%
24 Lawrence Payne 0.58%
25 Mark Smith 0.55%
26 Oliver Tunnah 0.53%
27 James Dacey 0.53%
28 Kristian Higgins 0.49%
29 Ben Harrhy 0.36%
30 Nathan Watkins 0.34%
31 Stephen Knowles 0.31%
32 Rhys Wilmott-smith 0.27%
33 Billy Jackson 0.20%
34 Rhys Cox 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 James Flynn 3.50
2 George Whitelock 1.00
3 Adrian Kendall 1.00
4 Jonathan Fryer 1.00
5 Sam Owen 1.00
6 Jordan Lewis 1.00
7 Lee O'sullivan 0.50
8 Matt Cronin 0.50
9 Lee Taylor 0.50
10 David Scanlon 0.50
11 Jacob Perkins 0.50
12 Rhys Wilmott-smith 0.50
13 Grant Morgan 0.50
14 Kristian Higgins 0.50
15 Lee Champion 0.50
16 Mark Smith 0.50
17 Ryan Holcombe 0.50
18 Simon Cork 0.50
19 Stephen Knowles 0.50
20 Niall Yeates 0.50
21 Nathan Watkins 0.50
22 Rhys Cox 0.50
23 Ashley Jenkins 0.50
24 Paul James 0.50
25 Oliver Tunnah 0.50
26 Lawrence Payne 0.50
27 Jesus Loeches De La Torre 0.50
28 Ben Harrhy 0.50
29 Kevin White 0.50
30 Billy Jackson 0.50
31 Andy Stentiford 0.50
32 Robert Sydenham 0.50
33 Jason Lee 0.50
34 James Morling 0.50
35 James Dacey 0.50
36 Gavin Smith 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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