Newport
3924.8kgs lost since launch
Friday 18:00 - 21:15
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:15 GAMES FROM 18:45
Gôl Football Centre, Nash Road, Newport, NP19 4RP
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 18 Standings
Season Loss: 30.0kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabmengo | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 7 | 16 | 8 |
| Ozempic Lyonnaise | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 14 | 7 |
| Shakhtar Ozempicsk | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 6 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 5 |
| Harvester United | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
| Atlético Jalapeño | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 14 | -11 | 2 |
| Warburton Wanderers | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 19 | -12 | 0 |
| The Whorenuts | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 14 | -18 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabmengo | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 27 | 9 | 18 | 6 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 11 | 7 | 5 |
| Shakhtar Ozempicsk | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 5 |
| The Whorenuts | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 4 |
| Atlético Jalapeño | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 4 |
| Harvester United | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 23 | -10 | 4 |
| Warburton Wanderers | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 17 | -3 | 3 |
| Ozempic Lyonnaise | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 14 | -9 | 1 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Thomas Olander | 5.12% |
| 2 | Lee-connor Blamire | 3.96% |
| 3 | Ben Harrhy | 3.75% |
| 4 | Ryan Holcombe | 3.60% |
| 5 | Ashley Kendall | 3.54% |
| 6 | Sam Waters | 3.07% |
| 7 | Thomas Griffith | 3.06% |
| 8 | Craig Taylor | 2.69% |
| 9 | David Scanlon | 2.12% |
| 10 | Grant Morgan | 1.98% |
| 11 | Matthew Palmer | 1.97% |
| 12 | Josh Burrows | 1.78% |
| 13 | Billy Jackson | 1.76% |
| 14 | Sam Owen | 1.69% |
| 15 | Tom Beale | 1.59% |
| 16 | Kevyn Ley | 1.55% |
| 17 | Ryan Vickery | 1.49% |
| 18 | Jake Bugden | 1.43% |
| 19 | Michael Simmonds-dickens | 1.31% |
| 20 | Jesus Loeches De La Torre | 1.30% |
| 21 | Paul James | 1.16% |
| 22 | Daniel Farrell | 1.11% |
| 23 | Phil Sorrell | 1.05% |
| 24 | Matthew Wren | 1.03% |
| 25 | Kristian Higgins | 0.99% |
| 26 | Jason Lee | 0.92% |
| 27 | Andy Stentiford | 0.92% |
| 28 | Matthew Brooke | 0.92% |
| 29 | Bradley Jenkins | 0.91% |
| 30 | George Whitelock | 0.87% |
| 31 | Alan Steele | 0.77% |
| 32 | James Morling | 0.67% |
| 33 | Kirk Jones | 0.64% |
| 34 | Jonathan Fryer | 0.61% |
| 35 | Jordan Lewis | 0.52% |
| 36 | Peter Thomas | 0.50% |
| 37 | Nathan Watkins | 0.46% |
| 38 | Adrian Kendall | 0.40% |
| 39 | Stephen Knowles | 0.23% |
| 40 | Jac Villis | 0.21% |
| 41 | Peter Biggins | 0.19% |
| 42 | Dan Tolley | 0.11% |
| 43 | Dave Denoon | 0.08% |
| 44 | Daniel Phillips | 0.08% |
Top Scorers
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