Stoke

4164.8kgs lost since launch

Friday 7:00-8.30pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Ormiston Academy. Beaconsfield Dr, Stoke-on-Trent, ST3 3JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Stoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 28 Standings

Season Loss: 90.8kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
grassholes fc 4 3 0 1 37 23 14 6
diabetico madrid 4 3 0 1 41 29 12 6
fat smurfs 4 1 0 3 34 46 -12 2
fc bayern munching 4 1 0 3 20 34 -14 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
diabetico madrid 4 3 0 1 21 10 11 6
grassholes fc 4 3 0 1 16 10 6 6
fc bayern munching 4 1 0 3 5 12 -7 2
fat smurfs 4 1 0 3 13 23 -10 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
grassholes fc 4 3 0 1 8 5 3 6
fat smurfs 4 2 1 1 13 8 5 5
fc bayern munching 4 1 1 2 8 11 -3 3
diabetico madrid 4 1 0 3 5 10 -5 2

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
fat smurfs 3 3 0 0 36 18 18 6
grassholes fc 3 2 0 1 39 33 6 4
diabetico madrid 3 1 0 2 37 37 0 2
fc bayern munching 3 0 0 3 9 33 -24 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 fat smurfs 8 v 12 diabetico madrid
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 5
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 grassholes fc 12 v 8 fc bayern munching
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 fat smurfs 5 v 15 grassholes fc
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 5
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 diabetico madrid 8 v 4 fc bayern munching
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 grassholes fc 21 v 18 diabetico madrid
Scales 12
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 6
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 fc bayern munching 3 v 11 fat smurfs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 grassholes fc 8 v 0 fc bayern munching
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 diabetico madrid 11 v 15 fat smurfs
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 fc bayern munching 2 v 12 diabetico madrid
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 fat smurfs 11 v 8 grassholes fc
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 diabetico madrid 10 v 2 grassholes fc
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 fc bayern munching 8 v 6 fat smurfs
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 grassholes fc 10 v 4 fc bayern munching
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 fat smurfs 14 v 7 diabetico madrid
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - March 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 diabetico madrid - v - fc bayern munching
20:00
League		 fat smurfs - v - grassholes fc
Week 9 - March 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 fc bayern munching - v - fat smurfs
20:00
Cup		 grassholes fc - v - diabetico madrid
Week 10 - March 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 grassholes fc - v - fc bayern munching
20:00
League		 diabetico madrid - v - fat smurfs
Week 11 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 fc bayern munching - v - diabetico madrid
20:00
League		 fat smurfs - v - grassholes fc
Week 12 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 fc bayern munching - v - fat smurfs
20:00
Cup		 diabetico madrid - v - grassholes fc
Week 13 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 fat smurfs - v - diabetico madrid
20:00
League		 grassholes fc - v - fc bayern munching
Week 14 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 fat smurfs - v - grassholes fc
20:00
Cup		 diabetico madrid - v - fc bayern munching
Week 15 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 fc bayern munching - v - fat smurfs
20:00
League		 grassholes fc - v - diabetico madrid

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Chris Hammond 7.39%
2 Tom Savage 6.40%
3 Sean Davies 5.17%
4 Liam Thompsett 4.80%
5 Samuel Thorne 4.62%
6 Dexter Harrison 4.23%
7 Jordan Wareham 4.13%
8 Rich Hammond 4.09%
9 Graham Curtis 3.96%
10 Maverick Harrison 3.90%
11 Jake Savage 3.53%
12 Richard Cliffe 3.28%
13 Russell Lawton 3.17%
14 Matt Box 3.16%
15 Benjamin Porter 2.79%
16 Matt Thorley 2.65%
17 Alex Mclaren 2.59%
18 John Holland 2.54%
19 Malc Mycock 2.35%
20 Dave Percival 2.12%
21 Mark Shaw 1.71%
22 Jamie Walker 1.66%
23 Mark Whitehead 1.57%
24 Andy Grocott 1.46%
25 Karl Plant 1.27%
26 Adam Meakin 1.17%
27 Callum Thompson 0.96%
28 Toby Wild 0.57%
29 Will Lewis 0.28%
30 Jack Farrin 0.19%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Sean Davies 8.00
2 Chris Hammond 6.50
3 Richard Cliffe 6.50
4 Maverick Harrison 6.50
5 Rich Hammond 6.00
6 Tom Savage 5.00
7 Samuel Thorne 5.00
8 Jake Savage 5.00
9 Jamie Walker 5.00
10 Jordan Wareham 3.50
11 Dexter Harrison 3.50
12 Anthony Dale 3.00
13 Matt Box 3.00
14 Mark Whitehead 3.00
15 Karl Plant 3.00
16 Benjamin Porter 3.00
17 Mark Shaw 2.50
18 Matt Thorley 2.50
19 Andy Grocott 2.50
20 Malc Mycock 2.50
21 Will Lewis 2.50
22 Toby Wild 2.50
23 Graham Curtis 2.50
24 Russell Lawton 2.50
25 John Holland 2.50
26 Liam Thompsett 2.50
27 Jack Farrin 2.00
28 Ryan Lockett 1.50
29 Josh Allen 1.00
30 Dave Percival 1.00
31 Callum Thompson 0.50
32 Adam Meakin 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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