Crewe

2569.5kgs lost since launch

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Crewe FC Stadium, Coppenhall Ln, Crewe CW2 8TT

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Season 20 Standings

Season Loss: 48.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Wolverhamptonne Wanderers 2 2 0 0 20 16 4 4
Flaberdeen 2 1 1 0 16 11 5 3
Ozempic Marseille 2 1 0 1 25 20 5 2
Waist Ham United 2 1 0 1 22 18 4 2
Inter ya Naan 2 1 0 1 14 15 -1 2
Inter yer Scran 2 1 0 1 15 19 -4 2
Wide load wanderers 2 0 1 1 10 13 -3 1
Pana(not)thinaikos 2 0 0 2 15 25 -10 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Flaberdeen 2 2 0 0 5 2 3 4
Wolverhamptonne Wanderers 2 1 1 0 9 6 3 3
Ozempic Marseille 2 1 1 0 12 10 2 3
Waist Ham United 2 1 0 1 11 11 0 2
Inter yer Scran 2 1 0 1 8 8 0 2
Inter ya Naan 2 1 0 1 7 7 0 2
Pana(not)thinaikos 2 0 0 2 7 11 -4 0
Wide load wanderers 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Waist Ham United 2 2 0 0 4 0 4 4
Wolverhamptonne Wanderers 2 2 0 0 4 2 2 4
Ozempic Marseille 2 1 0 1 5 4 1 2
Flaberdeen 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 2
Wide load wanderers 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 2
Inter ya Naan 2 0 1 1 0 1 -1 1
Inter yer Scran 2 0 1 1 1 3 -2 1
Pana(not)thinaikos 2 0 0 2 1 6 -5 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Flaberdeen 6 v 6 Wide load wanderers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Pana(not)thinaikos 10 v 15 Waist Ham United
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempic Marseille 12 v 13 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Inter ya Naan 6 v 8 Inter yer Scran
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Inter ya Naan 8 v 7 Waist Ham United
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille 13 v 7 Inter yer Scran
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Pana(not)thinaikos 5 v 10 Flaberdeen
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Wide load wanderers 4 v 7 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Inter ya Naan - v - Pana(not)thinaikos
20:00
League		 Flaberdeen - v - Wolverhamptonne Wanderers
20:30
League		 Wide load wanderers - v - Inter yer Scran
21:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Waist Ham United
Week 4 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers - v - Inter yer Scran
20:00
League		 Inter ya Naan - v - Flaberdeen
20:30
League		 Wide load wanderers - v - Waist Ham United
21:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Pana(not)thinaikos
Week 5 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers - v - Waist Ham United
20:00
League		 Wide load wanderers - v - Pana(not)thinaikos
20:30
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Inter ya Naan
21:00
League		 Flaberdeen - v - Inter yer Scran
Week 6 - June 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Flaberdeen
20:00
League		 Inter yer Scran - v - Waist Ham United
20:30
League		 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers - v - Pana(not)thinaikos
21:00
League		 Wide load wanderers - v - Inter ya Naan
Week 7 - June 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Wide load wanderers - v - Ozempic Marseille
20:00
League		 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers - v - Inter ya Naan
20:30
League		 Flaberdeen - v - Waist Ham United
21:00
League		 Inter yer Scran - v - Pana(not)thinaikos
Week 8 - July 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Waist Ham United - v - Pana(not)thinaikos
20:00
League		 Wide load wanderers - v - Flaberdeen
20:30
League		 Inter yer Scran - v - Inter ya Naan
21:00
League		 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers - v - Ozempic Marseille
Week 9 - July 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Flaberdeen - v - Pana(not)thinaikos
20:00
League		 Inter yer Scran - v - Ozempic Marseille
20:30
League		 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers - v - Wide load wanderers
21:00
League		 Waist Ham United - v - Inter ya Naan
Week 10 - July 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Inter yer Scran - v - Wide load wanderers
20:00
League		 Pana(not)thinaikos - v - Inter ya Naan
20:30
League		 Waist Ham United - v - Ozempic Marseille
21:00
League		 Wolverhamptonne Wanderers - v - Flaberdeen
Week 11 - July 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Inter yer Scran - v - Wolverhamptonne Wanderers
20:00
League		 Pana(not)thinaikos - v - Ozempic Marseille
20:30
League		 Flaberdeen - v - Inter ya Naan
21:00
League		 Waist Ham United - v - Wide load wanderers
Week 12 - August 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Inter ya Naan - v - Ozempic Marseille
20:00
League		 Waist Ham United - v - Wolverhamptonne Wanderers
20:30
League		 Inter yer Scran - v - Flaberdeen
21:00
League		 Pana(not)thinaikos - v - Wide load wanderers
Week 13 - August 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Waist Ham United - v - Inter yer Scran
20:00
League		 Inter ya Naan - v - Wide load wanderers
20:30
League		 Pana(not)thinaikos - v - Wolverhamptonne Wanderers
21:00
League		 Flaberdeen - v - Ozempic Marseille
Week 14 - August 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Wide load wanderers
20:00
League		 Waist Ham United - v - Flaberdeen
20:30
League		 Pana(not)thinaikos - v - Inter yer Scran
21:00
League		 Inter ya Naan - v - Wolverhamptonne Wanderers

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Paul Cassidy 5.17%
2 Maksym Paraska 4.07%
3 Matt King 3.41%
4 Jack Wilkinson 2.83%
5 Charlie Wright 2.56%
6 Peter Linney 2.52%
7 Gary Hand 2.51%
8 Joe Leahy 2.27%
9 William Westall 2.17%
10 Steven Brennan 2.14%
11 Reece Tasker 2.09%
12 Joe Harrison 2.03%
13 Adam Mellor 1.98%
14 Dave Hodkinson 1.93%
15 Martin Latham 1.93%
16 Chris Humphries 1.91%
17 Russell Smith 1.86%
18 Adam Thopliss 1.78%
19 Ivan Shelton 1.62%
20 Michael Kettle 1.61%
21 Peter Hughes 1.58%
22 Clinton Cartlidge 1.55%
23 Jake Murphy 1.47%
24 Daniel Lavick 1.46%
25 Matthew Bowker 1.41%
26 Matt Perry 1.41%
27 Paul Menzies 1.40%
28 Rob Lawrie 1.39%
29 Matt Wharton 1.39%
30 Ben Aucamp 1.25%
31 Jordan Humphreys 1.08%
32 Joel Manley 0.96%
33 Chris Steele 0.96%
34 David Durose 0.93%
35 Andy Lade 0.91%
36 Thomas Underhill 0.61%
37 James Tee 0.49%
38 Terry Howard 0.45%
39 Matt Martin 0.42%
40 Craig Lovatt 0.41%
41 Lewis Turner 0.34%
42 Calum Williams 0.24%
43 David Bourne 0.23%
44 Kyle Farrell 0.21%
45 Richard Griffiths 0.20%
46 Shane Parkes 0.14%
47 Nathan Wallbanks 0.13%
48 James Killick 0.12%
49 Rich Stelmach 0.11%
50 Ben Ost 0.11%
51 Dan Gater 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Paul Cassidy 4.00
2 Peter Linney 4.00
3 Martin Latham 4.00
4 Matt Wharton 4.00
5 Peter Hughes 4.00
6 Maksym Paraska 4.00
7 Chris Humphries 4.00
8 William Westall 3.50
9 James Killick 2.00
10 Terry Howard 2.00
11 Clinton Cartlidge 1.00
12 Matt King 1.00
13 Rob Lawrie 1.00
14 Matt Perry 1.00
15 Adam Mellor 1.00
16 David Bourne 1.00
17 Steven Brennan 1.00
18 Ashley Horden 1.00
19 Gary Hand 1.00
20 David Durose 1.00
21 Joe Harrison 1.00
22 Jordan Humphreys 1.00
23 Joel Manley 1.00
24 Paul Menzies 1.00
25 Russell Smith 1.00
26 Andy Lade 1.00
27 Michael Kettle 1.00
28 Craig Lovatt 0.50
29 Richard Griffiths 0.50
30 Thomas Underhill 0.50
31 Kyle Farrell 0.50
32 Jake Murphy 0.50
33 Charlie Wright 0.50
34 Ben Aucamp 0.50
35 Joe Leahy 0.50
36 Jack Wilkinson 0.50
37 Adam Thopliss 0.50
38 Dave Hodkinson 0.50
39 Nathan Wallbanks 0.50
40 Matt Martin 0.50
41 Lewis Turner 0.50
42 Ivan Shelton 0.50
43 Chris Steele 0.50
44 Matthew Bowker 0.50
45 James Tee 0.50
46 Dan Gater 0.50
47 Calum Williams 0.50
48 Shane Parkes 0.50
49 Daniel Lavick 0.50
50 Ben Ost 0.50
51 Rich Stelmach 0.50
52 Reece Tasker 0.50

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