Harlow

2567kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:30 - 22:00

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Harlow Town Football Club, Elizabeth Way, Harlow, CM19 5BE

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Season 23 Standings

Season Loss: 54.8kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
PK Dons 9 7 0 2 73 41 32 14
The Pinky Blinders 9 6 0 3 61 44 17 12
Forest Green Chubbers 9 4 2 3 67 49 18 10
Big Red Machines 9 4 1 4 56 65 -9 9
Backwards Bananas 9 4 0 5 50 55 -5 8
Jaffa Cakes Xl 9 4 0 5 37 56 -19 8
Real Heavy Madrid 9 3 1 5 41 44 -3 7
Danny Vs Legends FC 9 2 0 7 38 69 -31 4
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
PK Dons 9 5 1 3 20 15 5 11
Backwards Bananas 9 5 0 4 15 10 5 10
The Pinky Blinders 9 5 0 4 14 12 2 10
Real Heavy Madrid 9 4 1 4 13 11 2 9
Jaffa Cakes Xl 9 4 1 4 4 14 -10 9
Forest Green Chubbers 9 3 2 4 25 21 4 8
Danny Vs Legends FC 9 4 0 5 14 20 -6 8
Big Red Machines 9 3 1 5 16 18 -2 7
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
PK Dons 9 7 0 2 38 18 20 14
Backwards Bananas 9 6 0 3 26 34 -8 12
Real Heavy Madrid 9 5 1 3 21 20 1 11
The Pinky Blinders 9 5 0 4 39 22 17 10
Forest Green Chubbers 9 5 0 4 23 17 6 10
Jaffa Cakes Xl 9 3 0 6 25 31 -6 6
Big Red Machines 9 3 0 6 28 36 -8 6
Danny Vs Legends FC 9 1 1 7 17 39 -22 3

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines 8 v 4 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 8 v 4 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Backwards Bananas 2 v 10 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 5 v 17 PK Dons
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 PK Dons 7 v 6 Forest Green Chubbers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Backwards Bananas 7 v 3 Big Red Machines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid 4 v 3 Danny Vs Legends FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders 7 v 3 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl 1 v 9 PK Dons
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 2 v 6 Backwards Bananas
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 4 v 4 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Big Red Machines 4 v 13 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders 11 v 3 PK Dons
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Backwards Bananas 3 v 6 Forest Green Chubbers
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines 7 v 5 Danny Vs Legends FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid 8 v -2 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 PK Dons 4 v 1 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 0 v 9 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 7 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 8 v 8 Big Red Machines
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl 2 v 11 Backwards Bananas
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Backwards Bananas 4 v 14 PK Dons
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 8 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders 4 v 6 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines 4 v 7 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 13 v 11 Forest Green Chubbers
Scales 9
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 0 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid 3 v 9 Backwards Bananas
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 PK Dons 11 v 6 Big Red Machines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl 5 v 2 Danny Vs Legends FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 13 v -1 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders 7 v 4 Backwards Bananas
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 PK Dons 5 v 2 Danny Vs Legends FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl 8 v 6 Forest Green Chubbers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid 6 v 8 Big Red Machines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 5 v 3 PK Dons
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl 9 v 1 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines 8 v 4 Backwards Bananas
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 6 v 5 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - Forest Green Chubbers
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Big Red Machines
21:00
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
Week 11 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Big Red Machines
20:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - Backwards Bananas
21:00
League		 PK Dons - v - The Pinky Blinders
21:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Real Heavy Madrid
Week 12 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - Forest Green Chubbers
20:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - PK Dons
21:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
Week 13 - June 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - The Pinky Blinders
20:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Big Red Machines
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Backwards Bananas
Week 14 - June 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Forest Green Chubbers
21:00
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
21:30
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Real Heavy Madrid

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Gareth Perrott 12.40%
2 Thomas Lowe 7.52%
3 Sean Clibbens 5.26%
4 Tyler Bown 4.33%
5 Ben Costello 4.11%
6 Byron Bayford 4.11%
7 Matt Bazzoni 4.09%
8 Davison Chimenya 3.94%
9 Paul Gidley 3.25%
10 James Bradbury 3.08%
11 Paul Zuna 2.75%
12 Josh Thurlow 2.72%
13 Jamie Jules-stock 2.66%
14 Jayden Bartleman 2.34%
15 Jack Sharp 2.15%
16 Jason Roff 2.01%
17 Mark Quant 2.00%
18 Kenny Evans 1.96%
19 Paul Hitchen 1.81%
20 Robson Mitchell 1.80%
21 Kendal Kendall 1.72%
22 Charlie Littleton 1.63%
23 Steven Bennett 1.61%
24 Lee Dossetter 1.48%
25 Joey Lash 1.46%
26 Daniel Ramm 1.37%
27 Dan James 1.34%
28 David Palmer 1.00%
29 Giuseppe(joe) Giambrone 0.87%
30 Paul Kenny 0.83%
31 Luis Cabana 0.76%
32 Jamie Salisbury 0.71%
33 Alex Overend 0.68%
34 Tom Venables 0.62%
35 Daniel Bartleman 0.49%
36 Tom Sampford 0.30%
37 Tom Palmer 0.25%
38 Jermaine Smith 0.22%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Sean Clibbens 11.50
2 Gareth Perrott 8.50
3 Ashley Leat 7.00
4 Dan James 7.00
5 Thomas Lowe 6.50
6 Tyler Bown 6.50
7 Paul Gidley 6.50
8 Matt Bazzoni 5.00
9 Daniel Ramm 5.00
10 Byron Bayford 4.50
11 Paul Zuna 3.50
12 Ben Costello 3.50
13 Mark Quant 3.50
14 Jason Roff 3.50
15 Davison Chimenya 3.50
16 Josh Thurlow 3.50
17 Robson Mitchell 3.50
18 Paul Hitchen 3.00
19 Steven Bennett 3.00
20 Luke Stewart 3.00
21 David Palmer 3.00
22 Jayden Bartleman 2.50
23 Charlie Littleton 2.50
24 Kenny Evans 2.50
25 Paul Kenny 2.50
26 Tom Venables 2.50
27 James Williams 2.50
28 Jamie Jules-stock 2.50
29 Kendal Kendall 2.00
30 Matthew Gold 1.50
31 Jack Sharp 1.50
32 Jermaine Smith 1.50
33 Barry Williams 1.50
34 Ni Ibidapo-obe 1.50
35 Lee Dossetter 1.00
36 Alex Overend 1.00
37 Joey Lash 1.00
38 Aaron Morgan 1.00
39 James Thorne 1.00
40 Tom Palmer 0.50
41 James Bradbury 0.50

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