Margate

2684.7kgs lost since launch

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Margate Football Club, Hartsdown Rd, Margate, CT9 5QZ

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Season 13 Standings

Season Loss: 96.8kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Scoffenheim FC 4 4 0 0 62 24 38 8
Zest Ham Utd 4 3 1 0 55 47 8 7
Teal Madrid 4 3 0 1 56 37 19 6
Paellareal 4 3 0 1 61 48 13 6
Black, Snack and Track 4 2 0 2 46 47 -1 4
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 4 2 0 2 46 54 -8 4
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 4 2 0 2 49 61 -12 4
Aston Grillers 4 1 1 2 40 39 1 3
Red Star Bellygrade 4 1 0 3 52 56 -4 2
Bolton Waddlers FC 4 1 0 3 43 50 -7 2
Fatalanta 4 1 0 3 24 57 -33 2
Orange is the New Fat 4 0 0 4 43 57 -14 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Paellareal 4 3 1 0 22 10 12 7
Bolton Waddlers FC 4 3 1 0 20 8 12 7
Scoffenheim FC 4 3 1 0 9 1 8 7
Aston Grillers 4 2 1 1 12 8 4 5
Zest Ham Utd 4 2 1 1 10 13 -3 5
Red Star Bellygrade 4 1 2 1 14 14 0 4
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 4 2 0 2 15 18 -3 4
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 4 1 1 2 8 10 -2 3
Black, Snack and Track 4 1 0 3 11 14 -3 2
Teal Madrid 4 1 0 3 8 15 -7 2
Fatalanta 4 1 0 3 2 11 -9 2
Orange is the New Fat 4 0 0 4 8 17 -9 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Scoffenheim FC 4 4 0 0 38 6 32 8
Zest Ham Utd 4 3 1 0 26 13 13 7
Teal Madrid 4 3 0 1 26 9 17 6
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 4 3 0 1 23 23 0 6
Black, Snack and Track 4 2 1 1 16 16 0 5
Orange is the New Fat 4 2 1 1 14 17 -3 5
Paellareal 4 2 1 1 14 19 -5 5
Fatalanta 4 2 0 2 9 24 -15 4
Bolton Waddlers FC 4 1 0 3 10 26 -16 2
Aston Grillers 4 0 0 4 11 16 -5 0
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 4 0 0 4 13 21 -8 0
Red Star Bellygrade 4 0 0 4 15 25 -10 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Aston Grillers 7 v 7 Zest Ham Utd
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track 8 v 13 Teal Madrid
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat 9 v 12 Paellareal
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatalanta 12 v 8 Red Star Bellygrade
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 7 v 8 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC 5 v 12 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 8 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Teal Madrid 13 v 11 Bolton Waddlers FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 8 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade 13 v 15 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC 16 v 2 Fatalanta
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-4
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 10 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd 14 v 13 Paellareal
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 16 v 13 Orange is the New Fat
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 6 5 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Aston Grillers 8 v 11 Black, Snack and Track
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 8 v 20 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 13 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC 13 v 9 Aston Grillers
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fatalanta 2 v 17 Teal Madrid
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track 11 v 12 Zest Ham Utd
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Paellareal 19 v 9 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat 12 v 15 Red Star Bellygrade
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track 16 v 14 Bolton Waddlers FC
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 7 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Zest Ham Utd 22 v 16 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 11 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade 16 v 17 Paellareal
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Teal Madrid 13 v 16 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers 16 v 8 Fatalanta
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 6 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC 14 v 9 Orange is the New Fat
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Black, Snack and Track
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Zest Ham Utd
19:30
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Aston Grillers
20:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Red Star Bellygrade
20:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Teal Madrid
Week 6 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Red Star Bellygrade
19:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
19:30
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Orange is the New Fat
20:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
20:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Fatalanta
Week 7 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Aston Grillers
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Black, Snack and Track
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Zest Ham Utd
20:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:30
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Teal Madrid
Week 8 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Red Star Bellygrade
19:30
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Scoffenheim FC
19:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Orange is the New Fat
20:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
20:30
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Week 9 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Teal Madrid
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Fatalanta
19:30
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Black, Snack and Track
20:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:00
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Aston Grillers
20:30
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Zest Ham Utd
Week 10 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Orange is the New Fat
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
19:30
League		 Fatalanta - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Teal Madrid
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Red Star Bellygrade
Week 11 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Fatalanta
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Zest Ham Utd
19:30
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Aston Grillers
20:00
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Black, Snack and Track
20:30
League		 Paellareal - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
Week 12 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Lewis Turrell 6.47%
2 Martin Satterthwaite 6.15%
3 Carl Price 5.67%
4 Jamie Hewitt 5.56%
5 Sean Kirby 5.52%
6 Ben Rainey 4.11%
7 Stu Miller 3.95%
8 Conor Hill 3.92%
9 Matthew Phelan 3.88%
10 Nathan Crane 3.82%
11 James Andrews-davis 3.30%
12 Matthew Thorpe 3.21%
13 Michael Couchman 2.89%
14 Luke Bonugli 2.75%
15 Ben Cunningham 2.65%
16 Duncan Berrington 2.63%
17 Tayfun Avci 2.42%
18 Richard Holmes 2.20%
19 Rhys Goldhawk 2.03%
20 Sinisa Veselinovic 1.98%
21 Jake Farmer 1.92%
22 Marcus Headley 1.80%
23 Louie Bottali 1.79%
24 Luke Crane 1.70%
25 Gavin Firman 1.68%
26 Charlie Lane 1.57%
27 Bradley Davis 1.53%
28 Kieron Donoghue 1.49%
29 Wayne Scorah 1.43%
30 Craig Ellenor 1.39%
31 Callum Adam-smith 1.38%
32 Chris Allen 1.36%
33 Ryan Stanley 1.30%
34 Matt Deakin 1.15%
35 Connor Jasper 1.13%
36 Calvin Mitchell 1.11%
37 Scott Moreton 1.10%
38 Khalid Ham 1.04%
39 Simon Dannell 1.02%
40 Jordan Fassam 0.99%
41 Tom Humphreys 0.96%
42 Bowen Goldhawk 0.89%
43 Liam Austin 0.84%
44 Tim Williams 0.82%
45 Ian Reader 0.81%
46 Phil Matthews 0.78%
47 Sasa Veselinovic 0.76%
48 Martin Holmes 0.75%
49 Matt Burgess 0.74%
50 Gavin Horton 0.69%
51 Rob Gould 0.65%
52 Shaun Cudworth 0.62%
53 Steven Gilmore 0.60%
54 Graham Cammish 0.59%
55 Liam Powell 0.56%
56 Ryan Bakeman 0.52%
57 Steve Hannell 0.50%
58 Andrew Chinn 0.30%
59 Ross Ellenor 0.28%
60 Sam Mead 0.28%
61 Kallum Tallent 0.22%
62 Neil Yeoman 0.22%
63 Alistair Campbell 0.17%
64 Aaron Harris 0.12%
65 Joshua Hall 0.10%
66 Ben Barber 0.10%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Lewis Turrell 6.00
2 Sean Kirby 6.00
3 Scott Moreton 5.50
4 James Andrews-davis 5.00
5 Bowen Goldhawk 5.00
6 Luke Bonugli 4.00
7 Ricky Adams 4.00
8 Phil Matthews 4.00
9 Stu Miller 4.00
10 Jake Farmer 4.00
11 Jordan Fassam 3.50
12 Ian Reader 3.50
13 Ben Rainey 3.00
14 Martin Satterthwaite 3.00
15 Wayne Scorah 3.00
16 Nathan Crane 3.00
17 Carl Price 3.00
18 Calvin Mitchell 2.50
19 Rhys Goldhawk 2.50
20 Michael Couchman 2.50
21 Tayfun Avci 2.50
22 Ben Cunningham 2.50
23 Kieron Donoghue 2.50
24 Matthew Phelan 2.50
25 Craig Ellenor 2.50
26 Luke Crane 2.50
27 Chris Allen 2.50
28 Bradley Davis 2.50
29 Connor Jasper 2.50
30 Gavin Firman 2.50
31 Jonathan Deslandes 2.50
32 Jamie Hewitt 2.50
33 Matthew Thorpe 2.50
34 Charlie Lane 2.50
35 David Johnson 2.00
36 Tom Humphreys 2.00
37 Gavin Horton 2.00
38 Aaron Harris 1.50
39 Sinisa Veselinovic 1.50
40 Simon Dannell 1.50
41 Steve Hannell 1.50
42 Andrew Chinn 1.50
43 Richard Holmes 1.50
44 Kallum Tallent 1.50
45 Steven Gilmore 1.00
46 Louie Bottali 1.00
47 Duncan Berrington 1.00
48 Matt Deakin 1.00
49 Liam Powell 1.00
50 Shaun Cudworth 1.00
51 Callum Adam-smith 1.00
52 Khalid Ham 1.00
53 Ryan Stanley 1.00
54 Rob Gould 1.00
55 Marcus Headley 1.00
56 Matt Burgess 1.00
57 Graham Cammish 1.00
58 Joshua Hall 0.50
59 Ben Barber 0.50
60 Tim Williams 0.50
61 Sam Mead 0.50
62 Conor Hill 0.50
63 Neil Yeoman 0.50
64 Martin Holmes 0.50
65 Liam Austin 0.50
66 Ryan Bakeman 0.50

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