Salford
4748.7kgs lost since launch
Thursday 18:30 - 21:00
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Ordsall Leisure Centre, Craven Dr, Ordsall, Salford M5 3DJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Salford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 28 Standings
Season Loss: 90.8kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Salford Lards Club | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 26 | 9 | 17 | 8 |
| Forest Green Leftovers | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 23 | 13 | 8 |
| Cholesterol Palace | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 13 | 11 | 7 |
| Spongeblob fc | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 36 | -11 | 3 |
| Galactacos | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 29 | -16 | 3 |
| Black Puddings | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 19 | -14 | 1 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Forest Green Leftovers | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 4 | 13 | 10 |
| Spongeblob fc | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 5 | 11 | 8 |
| Salford Lards Club | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 4 |
| Galactacos | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 15 | -6 | 4 |
| Black Puddings | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 20 | -8 | 2 |
| Cholesterol Palace | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 22 | -13 | 2 |
Cup Standings
League Cup
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Forest Green Leftovers | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 14 | 16 | 4 |
| Cholesterol Palace | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 15 | 10 | 4 |
| Spongeblob fc | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
| Salford Lards Club | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -1 | 2 |
| Black Puddings | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 24 | -9 | 0 |
| Galactacos | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 28 | -18 | 0 |
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Ryan Lawman | 13.19% |
| 2 | Neil Loughran | 7.44% |
| 3 | Dan Wood | 7.17% |
| 4 | Ben Wilson | 5.18% |
| 5 | Ben Strange | 5.15% |
| 6 | Simon Haseldine | 4.77% |
| 7 | Jonathan Rhodes | 4.75% |
| 8 | Dylan Smith | 4.31% |
| 9 | Ben Khan | 3.73% |
| 10 | Adam Lucas | 3.59% |
| 11 | James Mcdonald | 3.43% |
| 12 | Daniel Whiteley | 3.39% |
| 13 | Daniel Mclaughlin | 3.19% |
| 14 | Hayden Hendricks | 2.90% |
| 15 | Luke Kelly | 2.80% |
| 16 | Gianluca Bacci-evers | 2.76% |
| 17 | Anthony Summers | 2.57% |
| 18 | Adam Stambridge | 2.29% |
| 19 | Shadi El-balbisi | 2.28% |
| 20 | Jack Brewster | 2.14% |
| 21 | Dan Murphy | 1.98% |
| 22 | Adam Dodd | 1.82% |
| 23 | Kevin Jones | 1.82% |
| 24 | Luke Parfitt | 1.78% |
| 25 | Luke Young | 1.76% |
| 26 | Jake Davies | 1.66% |
| 27 | Daniel Schofield | 1.65% |
| 28 | Callum Macdonald | 1.52% |
| 29 | Erkin Hassan | 1.26% |
| 30 | David Littlefair | 1.09% |
| 31 | Pierre Taljaard | 1.00% |
| 32 | James Walker | 1.00% |
| 33 | Mirib Michael | 0.91% |
| 34 | Jem Degg | 0.89% |
| 35 | James Jones | 0.84% |
| 36 | Nathan Retchless | 0.83% |
| 37 | Alex Gaffey | 0.77% |
| 38 | Sunny Raghwani | 0.57% |
| 39 | Sami El-balbisi | 0.55% |
| 40 | Dave Vost | 0.52% |
| 41 | Daniel Riley | 0.45% |
| 42 | Michael Blair | 0.37% |
Top Scorers
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