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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 67.9kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Al-Fattihad 4 3 0 1 30 19 11 6
Borussia Dontmunch 4 3 0 1 34 25 9 6
Ozempic Marseille 4 2 1 1 34 25 9 5
FC Fatigol 4 2 1 1 18 19 -1 5
Whipped Cream Wanderers 4 2 0 2 27 24 3 4
Black Team 4 2 0 2 25 28 -3 4
Porky Blinders 4 2 0 2 25 34 -9 4
Fact Hunt FC 4 1 1 2 29 27 2 3
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 4 0 2 2 21 33 -12 2
Inter Pieami 4 0 1 3 23 32 -9 1
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Ozempic Marseille 4 3 1 0 22 5 17 7
Borussia Dontmunch 4 3 0 1 16 11 5 6
Porky Blinders 4 3 0 1 12 7 5 6
Inter Pieami 4 1 3 0 11 7 4 5
Al-Fattihad 4 2 0 2 7 6 1 4
Fact Hunt FC 4 2 0 2 8 8 0 4
FC Fatigol 4 1 2 1 4 6 -2 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 4 1 0 3 4 17 -13 2
Whipped Cream Wanderers 4 0 1 3 1 7 -6 1
Black Team 4 0 1 3 1 12 -11 1
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Whipped Cream Wanderers 4 3 1 0 14 5 9 7
Al-Fattihad 4 3 1 0 11 2 9 7
Borussia Dontmunch 4 3 1 0 7 2 5 7
Fact Hunt FC 4 3 0 1 9 8 1 6
Black Team 4 2 1 1 12 6 6 5
FC Fatigol 4 1 1 2 3 3 0 3
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 4 1 1 2 5 6 -1 3
Ozempic Marseille 4 0 2 2 1 8 -7 2
Inter Pieami 4 0 0 4 4 14 -10 0
Porky Blinders 4 0 0 4 3 15 -12 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Black Team 8 v 9 Borussia Dontmunch
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Inter Pieami 3 v 6 FC Fatigol
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Porky Blinders 8 v 7 Whipped Cream Wanderers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fact Hunt FC 9 v 9 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Al-Fattihad 12 v 9 Ozempic Marseille
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FC Fatigol 6 v 5 Al-Fattihad
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Black Team 7 v 5 Porky Blinders
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch 6 v 12 Ozempic Marseille
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 7 v 7 Inter Pieami
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers 8 v 4 Fact Hunt FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Pieami 7 v 10 Whipped Cream Wanderers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Porky Blinders 3 v 12 Borussia Dontmunch
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Al-Fattihad 8 v 2 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fact Hunt FC 8 v 1 Black Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille 4 v 4 FC Fatigol
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Porky Blinders 9 v 8 Fact Hunt FC
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 3 v 9 Ozempic Marseille
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Black Team 9 v 6 Inter Pieami
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Borussia Dontmunch 7 v 2 FC Fatigol
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers 2 v 5 Al-Fattihad
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
19:30
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Borussia Dontmunch
20:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Porky Blinders
20:30
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
21:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Black Team
Week 6 - March 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
19:30
League		 Black Team - v - Ozempic Marseille
20:00
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Al-Fattihad
20:30
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - FC Fatigol
21:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Inter Pieami
Week 7 - March 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Borussia Dontmunch
19:30
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Porky Blinders
20:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
20:30
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Black Team
21:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Fact Hunt FC
Week 8 - March 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Ozempic Marseille
19:30
League		 Black Team - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
20:00
League		 Porky Blinders - v - FC Fatigol
20:30
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Al-Fattihad
21:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
Week 9 - March 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Inter Pieami
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Porky Blinders
20:00
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Fact Hunt FC
20:30
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Black Team
21:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Borussia Dontmunch
Week 10 - April 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Porky Blinders
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Fact Hunt FC
20:00
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Inter Pieami
20:30
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Black Team
21:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Al-Fattihad
Week 11 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
19:30
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - FC Fatigol
20:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Borussia Dontmunch
20:30
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
21:00
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Black Team
Week 12 - April 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Porky Blinders
19:30
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Inter Pieami
20:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Al-Fattihad
20:30
League		 Black Team - v - Fact Hunt FC
21:00
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Ozempic Marseille
Week 13 - April 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
19:30
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Borussia Dontmunch
20:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
20:30
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Porky Blinders
21:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Black Team
Week 14 - May 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Inter Pieami
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - FC Fatigol
20:00
League		 Black Team - v - Al-Fattihad
20:30
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Ozempic Marseille
21:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Fact Hunt FC
Week 15 - May 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Black Team
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Borussia Dontmunch
20:00
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Porky Blinders
20:30
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
21:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Fact Hunt FC
Week 16 - May 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - Al-Fattihad
19:30
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Ozempic Marseille
20:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
20:30
League		 Black Team - v - FC Fatigol
21:00
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Inter Pieami
Week 17 - May 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Whipped Cream Wanderers - v - Borussia Dontmunch
19:30
League		 Ozempic Marseille - v - Fact Hunt FC
20:00
League		 FC Fatigol - v - Porky Blinders
20:30
League		 Al-Fattihad - v - Inter Pieami
21:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Black Team
Week 18 - June 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Pieami - v - Ozempic Marseille
19:30
League		 Borussia Dontmunch - v - Al-Fattihad
20:00
League		 Black Team - v - Whipped Cream Wanderers
20:30
League		 Porky Blinders - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
21:00
League		 Fact Hunt FC - v - FC Fatigol

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 James Lepiorz 5.50%
2 Scott Westhead 5.48%
3 Buster Mullin 4.49%
4 Kristofer Whittaker 4.45%
5 Tom Hague 4.23%
6 David Meyers 3.72%
7 Duncan Topping 3.19%
8 Tom Hampson 2.56%
9 Paul Burke 2.49%
10 Andi Hall 2.48%
11 Elliot Kennedy 2.37%
12 Michael Bagnall 2.29%
13 Ben Meek 2.19%
14 Dean Richardson 2.15%
15 Kyle Hannan 2.14%
16 Neil Holladay 2.03%
17 Mark Forster 2.02%
18 Steve Baldwin 2.01%
19 Will Murray 1.98%
20 Will Connolly 1.71%
21 Shaun Leaver 1.61%
22 Garry Marsh 1.59%
23 Jonathan Lambert 1.52%
24 Neil Stewart 1.50%
25 James Gove 1.42%
26 Luke Carrington 1.33%
27 Adam Potts 1.29%
28 Phil Boylan 1.23%
29 Lewis Chapman-barker 1.14%
30 James Pugh 1.13%
31 Scott Lennon 1.02%
32 Steve Barton 1.02%
33 Lewis Stewart 0.95%
34 Daniel Witkowski 0.95%
35 Terry Mcnicholls 0.85%
36 Harrison Turner 0.85%
37 Chris Heppell 0.81%
38 Lee Gartside 0.75%
39 Noel Jolly 0.71%
40 Thomas Grose 0.71%
41 Richard Bate 0.69%
42 Niall Hargreaves 0.64%
43 Stuart Wright 0.56%
44 Gavin Williams 0.50%
45 Harvey Weakley 0.44%
46 Craig Barratt 0.43%
47 Joe Mott 0.40%
48 Max Kirkman 0.39%
49 Ian Hammond 0.39%
50 Elliot Nield 0.36%
51 Jason King 0.34%
52 Paul Higson 0.33%
53 Mark Warner 0.31%
54 Steven Harrison 0.30%
55 Dave Thornley 0.25%
56 James Waterhouse 0.24%
57 Mark Gibson 0.17%
58 Tim Leah 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Ben Meek 6.00
2 Tom Hampson 6.00
3 Steve Baldwin 5.50
4 Lewis Chapman-barker 5.50
5 Richard Bate 4.50
6 Stuart Wright 4.50
7 Tom Hague 4.00
8 Steve Barton 4.00
9 Will Connolly 3.50
10 Buster Mullin 3.50
11 Duncan Topping 3.00
12 Shaun Leaver 3.00
13 Andi Hall 3.00
14 James Lepiorz 3.00
15 Scott Westhead 3.00
16 Kyle Hannan 3.00
17 David Meyers 2.50
18 Neil Holladay 2.50
19 Harrison Turner 2.50
20 Paul Higson 2.50
21 Terry Mcnicholls 2.00
22 Phillip Bagnall 1.00
23 Mark Forster 1.00
24 Reece Cotton 1.00
25 Ian Hammond 1.00
26 Niall Hargreaves 1.00
27 Dean Richardson 1.00
28 Lewis Stewart 1.00
29 Lee Gartside 1.00
30 Garry Marsh 1.00
31 Daniel Witkowski 1.00
32 Joe Mott 1.00
33 Will Murray 1.00
34 Will Thelwell 1.00
35 Harvey Weakley 1.00
36 Elliot Kennedy 1.00
37 Jason King 1.00
38 Mark Gibson 1.00
39 Adam Potts 1.00
40 Neil Stewart 1.00
41 Shan-e Haider 1.00
42 Thomas Grose 1.00
43 James Gove 1.00
44 James Pugh 1.00
45 Kristofer Whittaker 1.00
46 Paul Burke 1.00
47 Michael Bagnall 0.50
48 Dave Thornley 0.50
49 Max Kirkman 0.50
50 Gavin Williams 0.50
51 James Waterhouse 0.50
52 Chris Heppell 0.50
53 Jonathan Lambert 0.50
54 Mark Warner 0.50
55 Scott Lennon 0.50

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