Scunthorpe

1698.9kgs lost since launch

Friday 6:30-9:00pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Frederick Gough School, Grange Lane South, Scunthorpe, DN16 3NG

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Season 14 Standings

Season Loss: 119.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Part Thick Gristle 4 3 1 0 55 31 24 7
Fish & chipswich 4 3 0 1 46 50 -4 6
Eat Your Greens Fc 4 2 1 1 49 35 14 5
Inter Me Hammy 4 2 0 2 41 44 -3 4
FC Kilo Mounjaro 4 2 0 2 36 41 -5 4
Borussia Doner Meat 4 1 1 2 37 38 -1 3
Fryentina 4 1 0 3 35 28 7 2
Inter Salami 4 0 1 3 23 55 -32 1
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Eat Your Greens Fc 4 3 1 0 22 14 8 7
Fryentina 4 2 1 1 11 7 4 5
Inter Me Hammy 4 2 1 1 21 20 1 5
Borussia Doner Meat 4 2 0 2 14 14 0 4
Part Thick Gristle 4 1 1 2 21 16 5 3
FC Kilo Mounjaro 4 1 1 2 15 18 -3 3
Fish & chipswich 4 1 1 2 21 27 -6 3
Inter Salami 4 1 0 3 7 16 -9 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Part Thick Gristle 4 4 0 0 19 3 16 8
Eat Your Greens Fc 4 2 1 1 10 6 4 5
Fish & chipswich 4 2 1 1 11 12 -1 5
Borussia Doner Meat 4 2 0 2 12 12 0 4
FC Kilo Mounjaro 4 2 0 2 8 9 -1 4
Fryentina 4 1 1 2 11 9 2 3
Inter Me Hammy 4 1 1 2 8 12 -4 3
Inter Salami 4 0 0 4 6 22 -16 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fryentina 7 v 8 Inter Me Hammy
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fish & chipswich 6 v 21 Part Thick Gristle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
12
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 9
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Inter Salami 9 v 9 Borussia Doner Meat
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc 9 v 7 FC Kilo Mounjaro
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Doner Meat 11 v 7 Inter Me Hammy
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Inter Salami 6 v 15 Fish & chipswich
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro 11 v 10 Fryentina
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Part Thick Gristle 10 v 10 Eat Your Greens Fc
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fryentina 5 v 6 Part Thick Gristle
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy 16 v 8 FC Kilo Mounjaro
Scales 9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc 18 v 5 Inter Salami
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fish & chipswich 12 v 11 Borussia Doner Meat
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fish & chipswich 13 v 12 Eat Your Greens Fc
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Part Thick Gristle 18 v 10 Inter Me Hammy
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Inter Salami 3 v 13 Fryentina
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Borussia Doner Meat 6 v 10 FC Kilo Mounjaro
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Inter Salami
19:30
League		 Fryentina - v - Fish & chipswich
20:00
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Borussia Doner Meat
20:30
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Part Thick Gristle
Week 6 - March 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Salami - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
19:30
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Part Thick Gristle
20:00
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - Inter Me Hammy
20:30
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Fryentina
Week 7 - March 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Fish & chipswich
19:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
20:00
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Inter Salami
20:30
League		 Fryentina - v - Borussia Doner Meat
Week 8 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
19:30
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Inter Salami
20:00
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Fryentina
20:30
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Fish & chipswich
Week 9 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Part Thick Gristle
19:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Borussia Doner Meat
20:00
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - Inter Salami
20:30
League		 Fryentina - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
Week 10 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Fish & chipswich
19:30
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Fryentina
20:00
League		 Inter Salami - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
20:30
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Inter Me Hammy
Week 11 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Borussia Doner Meat
19:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Part Thick Gristle
20:00
League		 Fryentina - v - Inter Salami
20:30
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Fish & chipswich
Week 12 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
19:30
League		 Inter Salami - v - Inter Me Hammy
20:00
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - Fryentina
20:30
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
Week 13 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Borussia Doner Meat
19:30
League		 Fryentina - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
20:00
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Fish & chipswich
20:30
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Inter Salami
Week 14 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
19:30
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Fryentina
20:00
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Inter Me Hammy
20:30
League		 Inter Salami - v - Part Thick Gristle

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Anthony Richards 7.13%
2 Wayne Tuplin 5.72%
3 Joe Clayton 5.67%
4 Nathan Blood 5.18%
5 Danny Waddingham 4.95%
6 Drew Sanders 4.71%
7 Will Horspole 4.70%
8 Anton Le Saux 4.21%
9 David Steward 4.04%
10 Joshua Peart 3.60%
11 Jonathan Wills 3.50%
12 Daniel Wilson 3.32%
13 Michael Thickett 2.99%
14 Evan Charlesworth 2.96%
15 Matthew Gibson 2.91%
16 Steven Ryder 2.82%
17 William Farrell 2.72%
18 Glenn Watson 2.70%
19 Mathew Brown 2.67%
20 Eric Eddy 2.65%
21 Taylor Fields 2.64%
22 Eddie Johnson 2.57%
23 Pete Loughlin 2.52%
24 Darren Gray 2.52%
25 Cal Brin 2.39%
26 Jamie Hannath 2.32%
27 Andy Metcalf 2.22%
28 Dennis Drury 2.16%
29 Christopher Shaw 2.10%
30 Chris Anderson 2.04%
31 Michael Miller-thacker 1.98%
32 Ian Shipley 1.88%
33 Josh Chester 1.83%
34 Steven Zaitschenko 1.82%
35 Edd Payling 1.75%
36 Martin Cowling 1.72%
37 Darren Butler 1.68%
38 Nick Jennings 1.60%
39 Jake Shipley 1.57%
40 Anthony Dickinson 1.46%
41 Darren Mchale 1.40%
42 Michael Dibdin 1.33%
43 Shane Bourne 1.32%
44 Josh Bashford 1.29%
45 Warren Bailey 1.20%
46 Darren Fields 1.14%
47 Symon Fowler 0.89%
48 Sam Panter 0.82%
49 Leon Miller-thacker 0.79%
50 Ian Gillatt 0.68%
51 Azim Talu 0.67%
52 Antony Bentley 0.67%
53 Liam Harris 0.53%
54 Josh Milner 0.52%
55 Ross Horn 0.37%
56 Mark A Evans 0.21%
57 Ryan Spence 0.20%
58 Craig Catchpole 0.17%
59 Sam Robertshaw 0.16%
60 Phil Harris 0.15%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Chris Anderson 7.00
2 Jonathan Wills 6.00
3 Anton Le Saux 6.00
4 Steven Ryder 6.00
5 Anthony Richards 5.50
6 Anthony Dickinson 4.00
7 Nick Jennings 4.00
8 Josh Chester 4.00
9 Jake Shipley 3.00
10 Drew Sanders 3.00
11 Eddie Johnson 3.00
12 Nathan Blood 3.00
13 Jamie Hannath 3.00
14 Joe Clayton 3.00
15 David Steward 2.50
16 Eric Eddy 2.50
17 Christopher Shaw 2.50
18 Ian Shipley 2.50
19 Darren Mchale 2.50
20 Glenn Watson 2.50
21 Darren Gray 2.50
22 Andy Metcalf 2.50
23 Evan Charlesworth 2.50
24 Pete Loughlin 2.50
25 Nathan Grainger 2.50
26 William Farrell 2.50
27 Taylor Fields 2.50
28 Matthew Gibson 2.50
29 Will Horspole 2.50
30 Ian Gillatt 2.50
31 Joshua Peart 2.50
32 Danny Waddingham 2.50
33 Phil Harris 2.00
34 Andrew Dodd 1.50
35 Daniel Wilson 1.00
36 Michael Thickett 1.00
37 Symon Fowler 1.00
38 Darren Fields 1.00
39 Sam Robertshaw 1.00
40 Wayne Tuplin 1.00
41 Ross Horn 1.00
42 Edd Payling 1.00
43 Sam Panter 1.00
44 Josh Bashford 1.00
45 Cal Brin 1.00
46 Antony Bentley 1.00
47 Mathew Brown 1.00
48 Leon Miller-thacker 1.00
49 Steven Zaitschenko 1.00
50 Michael Dibdin 1.00
51 Shane Bourne 1.00
52 Josh Milner 1.00
53 Michael Miller-thacker 1.00
54 Warren Bailey 0.50
55 Ryan Spence 0.50
56 Azim Talu 0.50
57 Darren Butler 0.50
58 Mark A Evans 0.50
59 Martin Cowling 0.50
60 Liam Harris 0.50
61 Craig Catchpole 0.50

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