Scunthorpe

1789kgs lost since launch

Friday 6:30-9:00pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Frederick Gough School, Grange Lane South, Scunthorpe, DN16 3NG

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Scunthorpe. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 15 Standings

Season Loss: 16.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Fryentina 1 1 0 0 13 0 13 2
Eat Your Greens Fc 1 1 0 0 14 6 8 2
Part Thick Gristle 1 1 0 0 14 8 6 2
FC Kilo Mounjaro 1 1 0 0 12 8 4 2
Inter Me Hammy 1 0 0 1 8 12 -4 0
Borussia Doner Meat 1 0 0 1 8 14 -6 0
Inter Salami 1 0 0 1 6 14 -8 0
Fish & chipswich 1 0 0 1 0 13 -13 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Part Thick Gristle 1 1 0 0 8 3 5 2
FC Kilo Mounjaro 1 1 0 0 7 3 4 2
Fryentina 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 2
Eat Your Greens Fc 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Inter Salami 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Fish & chipswich 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Inter Me Hammy 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0
Borussia Doner Meat 1 0 0 1 3 8 -5 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Eat Your Greens Fc 1 1 0 0 7 2 5 2
Fryentina 1 1 0 0 5 0 5 2
Inter Me Hammy 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 2
Part Thick Gristle 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Borussia Doner Meat 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
FC Kilo Mounjaro 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
Inter Salami 1 0 0 1 2 7 -5 0
Fish & chipswich 1 0 0 1 0 5 -5 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro 12 v 8 Inter Me Hammy
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc 14 v 6 Inter Salami
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fish & chipswich 0 v 13 Fryentina
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Borussia Doner Meat 8 v 14 Part Thick Gristle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Fryentina
19:30
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
20:00
League		 Inter Salami - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
20:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Fish & chipswich
Week 3 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Part Thick Gristle
19:30
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Borussia Doner Meat
20:00
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - Inter Salami
20:30
League		 Fryentina - v - Inter Me Hammy
Week 4 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Salami - v - Fryentina
19:30
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Fish & chipswich
20:00
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Inter Me Hammy
20:30
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
Week 5 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fryentina - v - Borussia Doner Meat
19:30
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Part Thick Gristle
20:00
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
20:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Inter Salami
Week 6 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Inter Me Hammy
19:30
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Fish & chipswich
20:00
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Inter Salami
20:30
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Fryentina
Week 7 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Salami - v - Borussia Doner Meat
19:30
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - Part Thick Gristle
20:00
League		 Fryentina - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
20:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
Week 8 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Borussia Doner Meat
19:30
League		 Inter Salami - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
20:00
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
20:30
League		 Fryentina - v - Fish & chipswich
Week 9 - July 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Inter Salami
19:30
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - Inter Me Hammy
20:00
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Borussia Doner Meat
20:30
League		 Fryentina - v - Part Thick Gristle
Week 10 - July 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter Salami - v - Fish & chipswich
19:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Fryentina
20:00
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
20:30
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
Week 11 - July 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - Borussia Doner Meat
19:30
League		 Fryentina - v - Inter Salami
20:00
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Part Thick Gristle
20:30
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
Week 12 - August 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Fish & chipswich
19:30
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
20:00
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Fryentina
20:30
League		 Inter Salami - v - Inter Me Hammy
Week 13 - August 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fish & chipswich - v - FC Kilo Mounjaro
19:30
League		 Inter Salami - v - Part Thick Gristle
20:00
League		 Fryentina - v - Eat Your Greens Fc
20:30
League		 Inter Me Hammy - v - Borussia Doner Meat
Week 14 - August 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Part Thick Gristle - v - Fish & chipswich
19:30
League		 Eat Your Greens Fc - v - Inter Me Hammy
20:00
League		 Borussia Doner Meat - v - Inter Salami
20:30
League		 FC Kilo Mounjaro - v - Fryentina

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Nathaniel Heath 3.99%
2 Anthony Richards 3.00%
3 Owen Forrest 2.74%
4 Chris O'mara 2.34%
5 Jonathan Wills 1.80%
6 Michael Dibdin 1.46%
7 Dan Morgan 1.41%
8 Leon Miller-thacker 1.37%
9 Nathan Blood 1.24%
10 Josh Bashford 1.22%
11 Chris Anderson 1.09%
12 Taylor Fields 1.01%
13 Ash Godson 0.95%
14 Martin Cowling 0.94%
15 David Boulton 0.92%
16 Craig Catchpole 0.86%
17 Christopher Shaw 0.86%
18 Ross Horn 0.83%
19 Shane Bourne 0.74%
20 Ryan Spence 0.71%
21 Darren Butler 0.69%
22 Anthony Dickinson 0.69%
23 Ian Shipley 0.64%
24 Dennis Drury 0.62%
25 Cal Brin 0.59%
26 Steven Ryder 0.53%
27 Mathew Brown 0.46%
28 Symon Fowler 0.45%
29 Liam Harris 0.40%
30 Antony Bentley 0.39%
31 Josh Dowse 0.20%
32 Josh Chester 0.18%
33 Danny Waddingham 0.12%
34 Karl Johnson 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Chris Anderson 6.50
2 Owen Forrest 3.50
3 Phil Harris 1.00
4 Mathew Brown 1.00
5 Nathaniel Heath 0.50
6 Symon Fowler 0.50
7 Martin Cowling 0.50
8 Steven Ryder 0.50
9 Ian Shipley 0.50
10 Taylor Fields 0.50
11 Ryan Spence 0.50
12 Darren Butler 0.50
13 Dennis Drury 0.50
14 Leon Miller-thacker 0.50
15 Ross Horn 0.50
16 Ash Godson 0.50
17 Josh Dowse 0.50
18 Dan Morgan 0.50
19 David Boulton 0.50
20 Jonathan Wills 0.50
21 Danny Waddingham 0.50
22 Anthony Dickinson 0.50
23 Christopher Shaw 0.50
24 Shane Bourne 0.50
25 Karl Johnson 0.50
26 Anthony Richards 0.50
27 Michael Dibdin 0.50
28 Nathan Blood 0.50
29 Antony Bentley 0.50
30 Cal Brin 0.50
31 Josh Chester 0.50
32 Liam Harris 0.50
33 Craig Catchpole 0.50
34 Josh Bashford 0.50
35 Chris O'mara 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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