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St Mary's College, Cranbrook Ave, Hull, HU6 7TN

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Season 28 Standings

Season Loss: 75.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Obessia Dortmund 8 6 0 2 83 59 24 12
The Pink Team 8 6 0 2 92 85 7 12
Man Bloobs 8 4 0 4 89 75 14 8
Dynamo Kebab FC 8 4 0 4 84 74 10 8
AFC Absinthe Minded 8 4 0 4 81 83 -2 8
Ozempiakos 8 0 0 8 51 104 -53 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Obessia Dortmund 8 6 2 0 35 12 23 14
Man Bloobs 8 4 2 2 37 27 10 10
Dynamo Kebab FC 8 4 0 4 20 24 -4 8
The Pink Team 8 3 1 4 34 39 -5 7
AFC Absinthe Minded 8 2 2 4 25 32 -7 6
Ozempiakos 8 1 1 6 15 32 -17 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
AFC Absinthe Minded 8 6 0 2 31 17 14 12
Dynamo Kebab FC 8 5 2 1 29 15 14 12
The Pink Team 8 3 3 2 15 15 0 9
Obessia Dortmund 8 3 3 2 14 17 -3 9
Man Bloobs 8 2 2 4 15 21 -6 6
Ozempiakos 8 0 0 8 12 31 -19 0

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Pink Team 4 4 0 0 47 26 21 8
Man Bloobs 4 3 0 1 41 28 13 6
Dynamo Kebab FC 4 2 0 2 42 34 8 4
Ozempiakos 4 2 0 2 29 36 -7 4
Obessia Dortmund 4 0 1 3 31 38 -7 1
AFC Absinthe Minded 4 0 1 3 22 50 -28 1

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Dynamo Kebab FC 12 v 8 Ozempiakos
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Man Bloobs 8 v 13 Obessia Dortmund
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 AFC Absinthe Minded 9 v 10 The Pink Team
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 AFC Absinthe Minded 4 v 10 Dynamo Kebab FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Ozempiakos 5 v 12 Man Bloobs
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 The Pink Team 11 v 9 Obessia Dortmund
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 Obessia Dortmund 7 v 11 Ozempiakos
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Man Bloobs 13 v 2 AFC Absinthe Minded
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Dynamo Kebab FC 6 v 13 The Pink Team
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 AFC Absinthe Minded 13 v 6 Obessia Dortmund
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Dynamo Kebab FC 10 v 12 Man Bloobs
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 The Pink Team 13 v 10 Ozempiakos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - April 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Bloobs 7 v 13 The Pink Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Ozempiakos 4 v 11 AFC Absinthe Minded
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Obessia Dortmund 10 v 2 Dynamo Kebab FC
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-4
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Man Bloobs 10 v 9 Obessia Dortmund
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Dynamo Kebab FC 7 v 10 Ozempiakos
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 The Pink Team 13 v 9 AFC Absinthe Minded
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 2 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - April 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempiakos 4 v 16 Man Bloobs
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 AFC Absinthe Minded 13 v 20 Dynamo Kebab FC
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 6 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Obessia Dortmund 14 v 9 The Pink Team
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - April 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Obessia Dortmund 11 v 5 Ozempiakos
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 The Pink Team 13 v 11 Dynamo Kebab FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Man Bloobs 8 v 11 AFC Absinthe Minded
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - May 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 AFC Absinthe Minded 8 v 8 Obessia Dortmund
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Dynamo Kebab FC 13 v 8 Man Bloobs
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Ozempiakos 4 v 12 The Pink Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - May 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempiakos 12 v 14 AFC Absinthe Minded
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 The Pink Team 10 v 19 Man Bloobs
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
11
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Obessia Dortmund 11 v 4 Dynamo Kebab FC
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
Week 11 - May 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Bloobs 7 v 9 Obessia Dortmund
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 AFC Absinthe Minded 6 v 13 The Pink Team
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Dynamo Kebab FC 15 v 3 Ozempiakos
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
Week 12 - May 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 The Pink Team 9 v 7 Obessia Dortmund
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Ozempiakos 4 v 10 Man Bloobs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 AFC Absinthe Minded 3 v 16 Dynamo Kebab FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 13 - June 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Dynamo Kebab FC - v - The Pink Team
19:30
League		 Obessia Dortmund - v - Ozempiakos
20:00
League		 Man Bloobs - v - AFC Absinthe Minded
Week 14 - June 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 The Pink Team - v - Ozempiakos
19:30
Cup		 AFC Absinthe Minded - v - Obessia Dortmund
20:00
Cup		 Dynamo Kebab FC - v - Man Bloobs
Week 15 - June 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Obessia Dortmund - v - Dynamo Kebab FC
19:30
League		 Ozempiakos - v - AFC Absinthe Minded
20:00
League		 Man Bloobs - v - The Pink Team

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Nicm Brownlee 13.69%
2 Kenny Watson 7.81%
3 Aron Nelligan 5.55%
4 Stuart Farmer 5.43%
5 Stuart Cromarty 4.93%
6 Anthony Travis 4.75%
7 Liam Noble 4.73%
8 John-paul Page 4.03%
9 James Burdick 3.91%
10 Davison Sedze 3.72%
11 Adam Trevor 3.21%
12 Paul Jackson 3.21%
13 James Robinson 2.83%
14 Thomas Smith 2.54%
15 Xander Cromarty 2.52%
16 Bryn Thomas 2.47%
17 Munashe Navarro 2.41%
18 Mike Patterson 2.09%
19 Ricky Skelton 2.08%
20 Clint Nelligan 1.76%
21 Dave Overton 1.48%
22 Ben Smith 1.38%
23 James Dawson 1.29%
24 Ross Puttock 1.13%
25 Josh Plenderleith 1.12%
26 John Hall 1.09%
27 Daniel Craig 0.85%
28 Adam Holt 0.76%
29 Liam Cox 0.66%
30 Willi Midgley 0.64%
31 Andrew Craggs 0.54%
32 Dave Bell 0.19%
33 Dom Platt 0.15%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Thomas Smith 16.00
2 Gavin Cliff 14.00
3 Max Wood 14.00
4 Adam Holt 12.00
5 Nicm Brownlee 12.00
6 Aron Nelligan 11.00
7 Stuart Farmer 10.50
8 Kenny Watson 10.50
9 Anthony Travis 8.50
10 Bryn Thomas 8.00
11 Liam Noble 8.00
12 Stuart Cromarty 8.00
13 Adam Trevor 8.00
14 John-paul Page 6.00
15 Clint Nelligan 6.00
16 Paul Jackson 6.00
17 James Burdick 5.50
18 James Robinson 5.50
19 Daniel Craig 5.50
20 Liam Cox 5.50
21 Munashe Navarro 5.50
22 John Hall 5.00
23 Ben Smith 5.00
24 Josh Plenderleith 4.50
25 Davison Sedze 4.50
26 James Dawson 4.00
27 Xander Cromarty 4.00
28 Ross Puttock 3.00
29 Mike Patterson 2.50
30 Ricky Skelton 2.50
31 James Moore 2.50
32 Andrew Craggs 2.50
33 Dave Bell 2.00
34 Daniel Clarke 2.00
35 Dom Platt 1.50
36 Andy Hayden 1.50
37 Christopher Wilson 1.00
38 Willi Midgley 1.00
39 Phil Jubb 0.50
40 Dave Overton 0.50

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