Nuneaton

935.8kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 6:30-8:00pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
The ESC Nuneaton (Nuneaton Academy School), Radnor Drive, Nuneaton, CV10 7PD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Nuneaton. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 19 Standings

Season Loss: 29.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Slimdown Town 16 16 0 0 157 54 103 32
The Red Team 16 6 0 10 77 96 -19 12
Paris Sandwich Man 16 2 0 14 47 131 -84 4
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Slimdown Town 16 15 1 0 84 3 81 31
The Red Team 16 4 1 11 0 45 -45 9
Paris Sandwich Man 16 3 2 11 6 42 -36 8
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Slimdown Town 16 11 2 3 35 15 20 24
The Red Team 16 8 1 7 33 18 15 17
Paris Sandwich Man 16 2 3 11 13 48 -35 7

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 4 v 9 Slimdown Town
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:20
League		 Slimdown Town 8 v 6 The Red Team
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:40
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 4 v 10 The Red Team
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Slimdown Town 12 v -1 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:20
League		 The Red Team 0 v 8 Slimdown Town
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:40
League		 The Red Team 5 v -1 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 1 v 6 The Red Team
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:20
League		 Slimdown Town 7 v 6 The Red Team
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:40
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 1 v 10 Slimdown Town
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Red Team 8 v 7 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:20
League		 The Red Team 7 v 8 Slimdown Town
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:40
League		 Slimdown Town 7 v 6 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 5 v 13 Slimdown Town
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:20
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 6 v 3 The Red Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:40
League		 Slimdown Town 13 v 2 The Red Team
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Slimdown Town 15 v 2 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:20
League		 The Red Team 11 v 2 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:40
League		 The Red Team 7 v 12 Slimdown Town
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - June 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 0 v 3 The Red Team
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:20
League		 Paris Sandwich Man 0 v 10 Slimdown Town
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:40
League		 Slimdown Town 10 v 2 The Red Team
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - June 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Slimdown Town 8 v 7 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:20
League		 The Red Team 0 v 7 Slimdown Town
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:40
League		 The Red Team 1 v 4 Paris Sandwich Man
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - June 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Slimdown Town - v - The Red Team
19:20
League		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - The Red Team
19:40
League		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - Slimdown Town
Week 10 - June 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Red Team - v - Paris Sandwich Man
19:20
League		 Slimdown Town - v - Paris Sandwich Man
19:40
League		 The Red Team - v - Slimdown Town
Week 11 - July 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - Slimdown Town
19:20
Cup		 The Red Team - v - Slimdown Town
19:40
Cup		 The Red Team - v - Paris Sandwich Man
Week 12 - July 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Slimdown Town - v - The Red Team
19:20
Cup		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - The Red Team
19:40
Cup		 Slimdown Town - v - Paris Sandwich Man
Week 13 - July 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 The Red Team - v - Slimdown Town
19:20
Cup		 Slimdown Town - v - Paris Sandwich Man
19:40
Cup		 Paris Sandwich Man - v - The Red Team
Week 14 - July 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Mike Palmer 9.95%
2 Martin Morris 5.13%
3 Tom Yates 4.38%
4 Liam Carroll 3.68%
5 Jeevan Birdi 3.60%
6 Thomas Storm 3.49%
7 David Brown 3.20%
8 Jenson Bennett 3.16%
9 Matt Spencer 3.05%
10 Karl Baker 2.29%
11 Michael Warwick 2.05%
12 Jonathan Lawrence 1.27%
13 Shane James 0.98%
14 Gary Kolomyjec 0.87%
15 Sukhi Singh 0.28%
16 Joshua Twigger 0.11%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Martin Morris 8.50
2 Mike Palmer 5.50
3 Jeevan Birdi 5.00
4 Mark O’neill 5.00
5 David Brown 5.00
6 Lewis Colloff 4.00
7 Tom Yates 3.50
8 Karl Baker 3.00
9 Jenson Bennett 3.00
10 Gary Kolomyjec 3.00
11 Matt Spencer 3.00
12 Thomas Storm 2.50
13 Liam Carroll 2.50
14 Shane James 2.50
15 Michael Warwick 1.00
16 Andy Morrison 1.00
17 Sukhi Singh 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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