Newcastle
1281.3kgs lost since launch
Monday 17:30 - 19:30
WEIGH-INS FROM 17:30 GAMES FROM 18:00
NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 6BQ
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Season 25 Standings
Season Loss: 20.8kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| The Tonne Army (pink) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 7 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 7 |
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 6 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 5 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | -8 | 5 |
| Black Flabbath (black) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 7 | -6 | 2 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 6 | -7 | 1 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 7 | 28 | 8 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 14 | 16 | 8 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 13 | 15 | 8 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 6 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 25 | -8 | 4 |
| Black Flabbath (black) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 28 | -17 | 2 |
| The Tonne Army (pink) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 28 | -17 | 2 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 39 | -26 | 2 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Tim Parry | 6.74% |
| 2 | Paul Morris | 6.56% |
| 3 | Matt Richardson | 4.71% |
| 4 | Sean Dover | 4.37% |
| 5 | Thomas Luke | 4.21% |
| 6 | Adam Wilkinson | 3.68% |
| 7 | John Severn | 2.86% |
| 8 | Stephen Wood | 2.85% |
| 9 | Idris .o. Lawal | 2.85% |
| 10 | Dylan Preston | 1.96% |
| 11 | Daragh Lambert | 1.90% |
| 12 | Toby Masters | 1.66% |
| 13 | Russell Challinor | 1.66% |
| 14 | Lee Preston | 1.61% |
| 15 | Adam Widdrington | 1.46% |
| 16 | Daniel Scott | 1.25% |
| 17 | Steven James | 1.08% |
| 18 | Toby Smith | 0.98% |
| 19 | Jake Robson | 0.66% |
| 20 | Michael Blakey | 0.58% |
| 21 | Jack Flynn | 0.51% |
| 22 | Antony Telfer | 0.49% |
| 23 | Alan Scott | 0.09% |
Top Scorers
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