Ashton
1078.4kgs lost since launch
Friday 6:30-8:30pm
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Club Ryecroft, Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden, M43 7LJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Ashton. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 18 Standings
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lardiff City | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 6 | 5 | 2 |
| Ozempiakos | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 2 |
| KFC Wimbledon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
| Man Titty | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 0 |
| Lardcelona | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 0 |
| Juventubs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiakos | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| KFC Wimbledon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Lardcelona | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Lardiff City | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Man Titty | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 |
| Juventubs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lardiff City | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| KFC Wimbledon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Juventubs | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| Ozempiakos | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| Man Titty | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Lardcelona | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
Cup Standings
League Cup
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - January 9th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:00 League |
KFC Wimbledon | 7 | v | 3 | Man Titty | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
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0
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Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 2 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:30 League |
Lardcelona | 6 | v | 11 | Lardiff City | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
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1
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Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 6 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 1 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Juventubs | 5 | v | 10 | Ozempiakos | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 0
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 4 | 4 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 2 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 2 - January 16th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Juventubs | - | v | - | KFC Wimbledon |
| 19:30 League |
Ozempiakos | - | v | - | Lardiff City |
| 20:00 League |
Man Titty | - | v | - | Lardcelona |
Week 3 - January 23rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 Cup |
Lardcelona | - | v | - | Juventubs |
| 19:30 Cup |
KFC Wimbledon | - | v | - | Ozempiakos |
| 20:00 Cup |
Lardiff City | - | v | - | Man Titty |
Week 4 - January 30th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Juventubs | - | v | - | Lardiff City |
| 19:30 League |
KFC Wimbledon | - | v | - | Lardcelona |
| 20:00 League |
Ozempiakos | - | v | - | Man Titty |
Week 5 - February 6th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Man Titty | - | v | - | Juventubs |
| 19:30 League |
Lardiff City | - | v | - | KFC Wimbledon |
| 20:00 League |
Lardcelona | - | v | - | Ozempiakos |
Week 6 - February 13th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 Cup |
KFC Wimbledon | - | v | - | Man Titty |
| 19:30 Cup |
Ozempiakos | - | v | - | Juventubs |
| 20:00 Cup |
Lardcelona | - | v | - | Lardiff City |
Week 7 - February 20th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Lardiff City | - | v | - | Ozempiakos |
| 19:30 League |
Man Titty | - | v | - | Lardcelona |
| 20:00 League |
Juventubs | - | v | - | KFC Wimbledon |
Week 8 - February 27th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Ozempiakos | - | v | - | KFC Wimbledon |
| 19:30 League |
Lardcelona | - | v | - | Juventubs |
| 20:00 League |
Lardiff City | - | v | - | Man Titty |
Week 9 - March 6th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 Cup |
Man Titty | - | v | - | Ozempiakos |
| 19:30 Cup |
Juventubs | - | v | - | Lardiff City |
| 20:00 Cup |
KFC Wimbledon | - | v | - | Lardcelona |
Week 10 - March 13th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Man Titty | - | v | - | Juventubs |
| 19:30 League |
Ozempiakos | - | v | - | Lardcelona |
| 20:00 League |
Lardiff City | - | v | - | KFC Wimbledon |
Week 11 - March 20th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Lardcelona | - | v | - | Lardiff City |
| 19:30 League |
KFC Wimbledon | - | v | - | Man Titty |
| 20:00 League |
Juventubs | - | v | - | Ozempiakos |
Week 12 - March 27th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 Cup |
Ozempiakos | - | v | - | Lardiff City |
| 19:30 Cup |
Man Titty | - | v | - | Lardcelona |
| 20:00 Cup |
Juventubs | - | v | - | KFC Wimbledon |
Week 13 - April 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Lardcelona | - | v | - | Juventubs |
| 19:30 League |
Lardiff City | - | v | - | Man Titty |
| 20:00 League |
KFC Wimbledon | - | v | - | Ozempiakos |
Week 14 - April 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 Cup |
KFC Wimbledon | - | v | - | Lardcelona |
| 19:30 Cup |
Ozempiakos | - | v | - | Man Titty |
| 20:00 Cup |
Juventubs | - | v | - | Lardiff City |
Week 15 - April 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Lardiff City | - | v | - | KFC Wimbledon |
| 19:30 League |
Lardcelona | - | v | - | Ozempiakos |
| 20:00 League |
Man Titty | - | v | - | Juventubs |
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Bryan Davies | 3.21% |
| 2 | Chris Tierney | 2.97% |
| 3 | Ian Roberts | 1.06% |
| 4 | Ryan Marsden | 0.87% |
| 5 | Samuel Bowater | 0.43% |
| 6 | Stephen Bradwell | 0.39% |
| 7 | Thomas Podmore | 0.20% |
| 8 | Adam Crowther | 0.17% |
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Score |
| 1 | Chris Tierney | 0.50 |
| 2 | Samuel Bowater | 0.50 |
| 3 | Stephen Bradwell | 0.50 |
| 4 | Adam Crowther | 0.50 |
| 5 | Thomas Podmore | 0.50 |
| 6 | Ian Roberts | 0.50 |
| 7 | Bryan Davies | 0.50 |
| 8 | Ryan Marsden | 0.50 |
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