Ashton

1227.7kgs lost since launch

Friday 6:30-8:30pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Club Ryecroft, Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden, M43 7LJ

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Season 19 Standings

Season Loss: 32.5kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Juventubs 4 4 0 0 35 18 17 8
Ozempiakos 4 3 0 1 34 26 8 6
Man Titty 4 2 0 2 33 29 4 4
Lardcelona 4 2 0 2 24 27 -3 4
Lardiff City 4 1 0 3 27 32 -5 2
KFC Wimbledon 4 0 0 4 15 36 -21 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Ozempiakos 4 4 0 0 8 1 7 8
Juventubs 4 3 0 1 8 3 5 6
Man Titty 4 2 0 2 10 9 1 4
Lardiff City 4 2 0 2 3 6 -3 4
KFC Wimbledon 4 1 0 3 4 7 -3 2
Lardcelona 4 0 0 4 0 6 -7 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Juventubs 4 3 1 0 13 5 8 7
Lardcelona 4 2 1 1 11 11 0 5
Lardiff City 4 2 0 2 16 13 3 4
Man Titty 4 2 0 2 11 9 2 4
Ozempiakos 4 1 1 2 14 17 -3 3
KFC Wimbledon 4 0 1 3 7 17 -10 1

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Ozempiakos 1 1 0 0 16 5 11 2
Juventubs 1 1 0 0 13 6 7 2
Man Titty 1 1 0 0 10 8 2 2
Lardcelona 1 0 0 1 8 10 -2 0
KFC Wimbledon 1 0 0 1 6 13 -7 0
Lardiff City 1 0 0 1 5 16 -11 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Juventubs 10 v 7 Ozempiakos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 KFC Wimbledon 5 v 14 Man Titty
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Lardcelona 4 v 10 Lardiff City
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty 4 v 7 Lardcelona
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Juventubs 10 v 2 KFC Wimbledon
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Ozempiakos 10 v 9 Lardiff City
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Lardcelona 8 v 10 Man Titty
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Lardiff City 5 v 16 Ozempiakos
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 KFC Wimbledon 6 v 13 Juventubs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lardiff City 7 v 12 Man Titty
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 KFC Wimbledon 4 v 7 Ozempiakos
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Lardcelona 8 v 9 Juventubs
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 KFC Wimbledon 4 v 5 Lardcelona
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Ozempiakos 10 v 3 Man Titty
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Juventubs 6 v 1 Lardiff City
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Juventubs - v - Lardiff City
19:30
Cup		 Ozempiakos - v - Lardcelona
20:00
Cup		 Man Titty - v - KFC Wimbledon
Week 7 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lardiff City - v - KFC Wimbledon
19:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Juventubs
20:00
League		 Lardcelona - v - Ozempiakos
Week 8 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Juventubs
19:30
League		 Man Titty - v - KFC Wimbledon
20:00
League		 Lardiff City - v - Lardcelona
Week 9 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Lardiff City - v - Man Titty
19:30
Cup		 Juventubs - v - Lardcelona
20:00
Cup		 KFC Wimbledon - v - Ozempiakos
Week 10 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Juventubs
19:30
League		 Lardiff City - v - KFC Wimbledon
20:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Lardcelona
Week 11 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Lardiff City
19:30
League		 Juventubs - v - Lardcelona
20:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - KFC Wimbledon
Week 12 - July 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Ozempiakos - v - Juventubs
19:30
Cup		 Man Titty - v - Lardcelona
20:00
Cup		 Lardiff City - v - KFC Wimbledon
Week 13 - July 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Lardcelona
19:30
League		 Lardiff City - v - Juventubs
20:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - KFC Wimbledon
Week 14 - July 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 KFC Wimbledon - v - Lardcelona
19:30
Cup		 Juventubs - v - Man Titty
20:00
Cup		 Lardiff City - v - Ozempiakos
Week 15 - August 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Lardcelona
19:30
League		 KFC Wimbledon - v - Lardiff City
20:00
League		 Juventubs - v - Man Titty

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Kieran Joy 5.93%
2 Mathew Brindle 5.02%
3 Thomas Podmore 3.62%
4 Jack Jones 3.03%
5 Zak James 2.45%
6 Lee Carse 2.24%
7 Carl Lawton 1.86%
8 Joe Stephenson 1.65%
9 Iain Filby 1.63%
10 Joe Barlow 1.63%
11 Adam Wilde 1.54%
12 Adam Crowther 1.46%
13 Harry Taylor 1.44%
14 Ashley Rodriguez 1.33%
15 Sean Elliott 1.07%
16 Mohamad Jamil Itani 0.84%
17 Brad Jackson 0.80%
18 Luke Jones 0.77%
19 Andy Connell 0.48%
20 Scott Kincaid 0.47%
21 Stephen Bradwell 0.41%
22 Lee Dennison 0.10%
23 Liam Anderson 0.10%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Kieran Joy 5.50
2 Thomas Podmore 5.50
3 Zac Curran 5.00
4 Carl Lawton 4.00
5 Adam Crowther 4.00
6 Jack Jones 3.50
7 Mathew Brindle 3.00
8 Zak James 3.00
9 Lee Carse 3.00
10 Stephen Bradwell 2.50
11 Adam Wilde 2.50
12 Iain Filby 2.00
13 Scott Kincaid 2.00
14 Connor Thompson 1.50
15 Daniel Hibbert 1.50
16 Joe Barlow 1.00
17 Luke Jones 1.00
18 Brad Jackson 1.00
19 Andy Connell 1.00
20 Harry Taylor 1.00
21 Liam Anderson 0.50
22 Lee Dennison 0.50
23 Sean Elliott 0.50
24 Ashley Rodriguez 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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