Ashton

1141.5kgs lost since launch

Friday 6:30-8:30pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Club Ryecroft, Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden, M43 7LJ

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Season 18 Standings

Season Loss: 21.0kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
KFC Wimbledon 4 4 0 0 37 9 28 8
Lardiff City 4 3 0 1 40 21 19 6
Ozempiakos 4 3 0 1 35 36 -1 6
Juventubs 4 1 0 3 24 42 -18 2
Man Titty 4 0 1 3 29 40 -11 1
Lardcelona 4 0 1 3 27 44 -17 1
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Lardiff City 4 2 2 0 13 0 13 6
KFC Wimbledon 4 2 2 0 4 2 2 6
Man Titty 4 2 1 1 11 5 6 5
Ozempiakos 4 2 0 2 9 5 4 4
Lardcelona 4 0 2 2 3 13 -10 2
Juventubs 4 0 1 3 0 15 -15 1
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
KFC Wimbledon 4 4 0 0 20 3 17 8
Juventubs 4 2 1 1 16 15 1 5
Lardiff City 4 2 0 2 15 11 4 4
Lardcelona 4 2 0 2 14 16 -2 4
Ozempiakos 4 1 1 2 13 18 -5 3
Man Titty 4 0 0 4 8 23 -15 0

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Lardiff City 2 2 0 0 26 14 12 4
Juventubs 2 1 0 1 11 11 0 2
Man Titty 2 1 0 1 19 21 -2 2
Lardcelona 2 1 0 1 12 14 -2 2
Ozempiakos 2 1 0 1 11 16 -5 2
KFC Wimbledon 2 0 0 2 14 17 -3 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 KFC Wimbledon 7 v 3 Man Titty
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Lardcelona 6 v 11 Lardiff City
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Juventubs 5 v 10 Ozempiakos
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Juventubs 3 v 10 KFC Wimbledon
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 7 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Ozempiakos 3 v 14 Lardiff City
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Man Titty 10 v 10 Lardcelona
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Lardcelona 6 v 0 Juventubs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 KFC Wimbledon 5 v 6 Ozempiakos
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Lardiff City 12 v 8 Man Titty
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - January 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Juventubs 3 v 15 Lardiff City
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
10
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 KFC Wimbledon 11 v 3 Lardcelona
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Ozempiakos 10 v 9 Man Titty
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty 7 v 13 Juventubs
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Lardiff City 0 v 9 KFC Wimbledon
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Lardcelona 8 v 12 Ozempiakos
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 KFC Wimbledon 9 v 11 Man Titty
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Ozempiakos 5 v 11 Juventubs
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 10 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Lardcelona 6 v 14 Lardiff City
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 4 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lardiff City - v - Ozempiakos
19:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Lardcelona
20:00
League		 Juventubs - v - KFC Wimbledon
Week 8 - February 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - KFC Wimbledon
19:30
League		 Lardcelona - v - Juventubs
20:00
League		 Lardiff City - v - Man Titty
Week 9 - March 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Man Titty - v - Ozempiakos
19:30
Cup		 Juventubs - v - Lardiff City
20:00
Cup		 KFC Wimbledon - v - Lardcelona
Week 10 - March 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Juventubs
19:30
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Lardcelona
20:00
League		 Lardiff City - v - KFC Wimbledon
Week 11 - March 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lardcelona - v - Lardiff City
19:30
League		 KFC Wimbledon - v - Man Titty
20:00
League		 Juventubs - v - Ozempiakos
Week 12 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Ozempiakos - v - Lardiff City
19:30
Cup		 Man Titty - v - Lardcelona
20:00
Cup		 Juventubs - v - KFC Wimbledon
Week 13 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lardcelona - v - Juventubs
19:30
League		 Lardiff City - v - Man Titty
20:00
League		 KFC Wimbledon - v - Ozempiakos
Week 14 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 KFC Wimbledon - v - Lardcelona
19:30
Cup		 Ozempiakos - v - Man Titty
20:00
Cup		 Juventubs - v - Lardiff City
Week 15 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lardiff City - v - KFC Wimbledon
19:30
League		 Lardcelona - v - Ozempiakos
20:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Juventubs

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Zac Curran 9.05%
2 Bryan Davies 8.37%
3 Ian Roberts 5.74%
4 Ben Barnett 5.73%
5 Ashley Mellon 4.84%
6 Iain Filby 4.39%
7 Stephen Bradwell 3.88%
8 Brad Jackson 3.24%
9 Phil Graham 3.21%
10 Ashley Rodriguez 3.00%
11 Conagh Fitzgerald 2.66%
12 Ryan Marsden 2.30%
13 Chris Tierney 1.77%
14 Scott Kincaid 1.19%
15 Joe Barlow 0.84%
16 Adam Crowther 0.67%
17 Kallum Rolfe 0.61%
18 Carl Lawton 0.30%
19 Craig Mcgrath 0.12%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Zac Curran 9.50
2 Bryan Davies 6.50
3 Ian Roberts 6.50
4 Brad Jackson 6.00
5 Scott Kincaid 6.00
6 Ben Barnett 6.00
7 Ashley Rodriguez 3.50
8 Stephen Bradwell 3.50
9 Ashley Mellon 3.00
10 Iain Filby 3.00
11 Conagh Fitzgerald 2.50
12 Chris Tierney 2.50
13 Ryan Marsden 2.50
14 Kallum Rolfe 2.00
15 Craig Mcgrath 1.50
16 Adam Crowther 1.00
17 Jim Lockwood 1.00
18 Lee Carse 1.00
19 Carl Lawton 1.00
20 Phil Graham 1.00
21 Joe Barlow 1.00

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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