Basildon

672.1kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:00 - 21:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Basildon Sports Village, Cranes Farm Rd, Basildon, SS14 3GR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Basildon. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 13 Standings

Season Loss: 5.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Ruud Grillit FC 7 5 1 1 68 49 19 11
Largentina 7 5 0 2 65 45 20 10
Blood Pressure Utd 7 5 0 2 62 48 14 10
Bayern Mantits 7 2 1 4 52 57 -5 5
Ozempiacos 7 2 0 5 51 79 -28 4
The Yellow Chubmarines 7 1 0 6 49 69 -20 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Yellow Chubmarines 7 4 1 2 10 8 2 9
Ozempiacos 7 4 1 2 9 8 1 9
Ruud Grillit FC 7 4 0 3 9 3 6 8
Largentina 7 4 0 3 5 5 0 8
Bayern Mantits 7 2 2 3 10 8 2 6
Blood Pressure Utd 7 1 0 6 0 11 -11 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Blood Pressure Utd 7 6 0 1 45 22 23 12
Largentina 7 6 0 1 45 26 19 12
Ruud Grillit FC 7 3 1 3 43 31 12 7
Bayern Mantits 7 2 1 4 25 36 -11 5
Ozempiacos 7 2 0 5 34 57 -23 4
The Yellow Chubmarines 7 1 0 6 29 49 -20 2

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Blood Pressure Utd 5 v 10 Ruud Grillit FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Largentina 9 v 5 Ozempiacos
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Bayern Mantits 15 v 3 The Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ruud Grillit FC 10 v 7 Largentina
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 The Yellow Chubmarines 6 v 11 Ozempiacos
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Bayern Mantits 5 v 9 Blood Pressure Utd
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Largentina 13 v 6 Bayern Mantits
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos 3 v 10 Ruud Grillit FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 11 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Blood Pressure Utd 7 v 2 The Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Bayern Mantits 4 v 10 Ozempiacos
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Blood Pressure Utd 3 v 6 Largentina
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 The Yellow Chubmarines 11 v 12 Ruud Grillit FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Largentina 9 v 7 The Yellow Chubmarines
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Ruud Grillit FC 8 v 8 Bayern Mantits
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos 10 v 19 Blood Pressure Utd
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 15 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 The Yellow Chubmarines 5 v 8 Bayern Mantits
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Largentina 16 v 5 Ozempiacos
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Blood Pressure Utd 10 v 9 Ruud Grillit FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ruud Grillit FC 9 v 5 Largentina
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Bayern Mantits 6 v 9 Blood Pressure Utd
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos 7 v 15 The Yellow Chubmarines
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 10 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Ruud Grillit FC
20:00
League		 Largentina - v - Bayern Mantits
20:30
League		 The Yellow Chubmarines - v - Blood Pressure Utd
Week 9 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Blood Pressure Utd - v - Largentina
20:00
League		 Ruud Grillit FC - v - The Yellow Chubmarines
20:30
League		 Bayern Mantits - v - Ozempiacos
Week 10 - May 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ruud Grillit FC - v - Bayern Mantits
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Blood Pressure Utd
20:30
League		 The Yellow Chubmarines - v - Largentina
Week 11 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Largentina - v - Ozempiacos
20:00
League		 Bayern Mantits - v - The Yellow Chubmarines
20:30
League		 Blood Pressure Utd - v - Ruud Grillit FC
Week 12 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 The Yellow Chubmarines - v - Ozempiacos
20:00
League		 Bayern Mantits - v - Blood Pressure Utd
20:30
League		 Ruud Grillit FC - v - Largentina
Week 13 - May 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Blood Pressure Utd - v - The Yellow Chubmarines
20:00
League		 Largentina - v - Bayern Mantits
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Ruud Grillit FC
Week 14 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 The Yellow Chubmarines - v - Ruud Grillit FC
20:00
League		 Bayern Mantits - v - Ozempiacos
20:30
League		 Blood Pressure Utd - v - Largentina
Week 15 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Largentina - v - The Yellow Chubmarines
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Blood Pressure Utd
20:30
League		 Ruud Grillit FC - v - Bayern Mantits

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Daniel Pitt 6.02%
2 Chris Pearcey 4.55%
3 Ben Kidd 3.59%
4 Andrew Howell 2.51%
5 David Owasanoye 2.45%
6 Pat White 2.17%
7 Alex Fuller 1.82%
8 Joseph Walker 1.63%
9 James Davies 1.52%
10 Matthew Nunnery 1.37%
11 Thomas Mcdade 1.31%
12 Kieron Ward 1.00%
13 Harry Pothecary 0.86%
14 Ben Smith 0.71%
15 Nick Johnson 0.47%
16 Edward Robinson 0.46%
17 Robin Carr 0.34%
18 Ryan Healy 0.25%
19 Jason Hammatt 0.18%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Joseph Walker 6.50
2 Chris Pearcey 6.50
3 Daniel Pitt 6.00
4 Ben Kidd 3.50
5 Pat White 3.50
6 Andrew Howell 3.00
7 Harry Pothecary 3.00
8 Matthew Nunnery 2.50
9 Alex Fuller 2.50
10 David Owasanoye 2.50
11 Thomas Mcdade 2.50
12 Nick Johnson 2.50
13 Edward Robinson 2.00
14 Jason Hammatt 1.50
15 Darren Brennan 1.50
16 Tom Proctor 1.50
17 Kieron Ward 1.00
18 James Davies 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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