Basingstoke

2231.3kgs lost since launch

Tuesday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
The Vyne School, Vyne Road, Basingstoke, RG21 5NU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Basingstoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of Hampshire County Council. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Hampshire (this excludes both Portsmouth and Southampton) to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 18 Standings

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
bolton waddlers 1 1 0 0 16 3 13 2
shreks on legs 1 1 0 0 13 2 11 2
Bolton Wobblers 1 1 0 0 9 2 7 2
purple raingers 1 1 0 0 9 5 4 2
Diabetico Madrid 1 1 0 0 7 6 1 2
zest ham 1 0 0 1 6 7 -1 0
pinky blinders 1 0 0 1 5 9 -4 0
los angel delight fc 1 0 0 1 2 9 -7 0
teal meal deals 1 0 0 1 2 13 -11 0
Borussia Munching big Macs 1 0 0 1 3 16 -13 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
bolton waddlers 1 1 0 0 7 2 5 2
purple raingers 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
zest ham 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Bolton Wobblers 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
shreks on legs 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
teal meal deals 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Diabetico Madrid 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
pinky blinders 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
los angel delight fc 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Borussia Munching big Macs 1 0 0 1 2 7 -5 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
shreks on legs 1 1 0 0 11 0 11 2
Bolton Wobblers 1 1 0 0 7 1 6 2
bolton waddlers 1 1 0 0 6 0 6 2
purple raingers 1 1 0 0 4 1 3 2
Diabetico Madrid 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 2
zest ham 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
pinky blinders 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
los angel delight fc 1 0 0 1 1 7 -6 0
Borussia Munching big Macs 1 0 0 1 0 6 -6 0
teal meal deals 1 0 0 1 0 11 -11 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 bolton waddlers 16 v 3 Borussia Munching big Macs
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Diabetico Madrid 7 v 6 zest ham
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 shreks on legs 13 v 2 teal meal deals
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 11 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 purple raingers 9 v 5 pinky blinders
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 los angel delight fc 2 v 9 Bolton Wobblers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 7 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - purple raingers
20:30
League		 los angel delight fc - v - Diabetico Madrid
21:00
League		 teal meal deals - v - bolton waddlers
21:00
League		 zest ham - v - shreks on legs
21:30
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - pinky blinders
Week 3 - April 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 bolton waddlers - v - zest ham
20:30
League		 shreks on legs - v - los angel delight fc
21:00
League		 Diabetico Madrid - v - Bolton Wobblers
21:00
League		 pinky blinders - v - Borussia Munching big Macs
21:30
League		 purple raingers - v - teal meal deals
Week 4 - May 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 teal meal deals - v - pinky blinders
20:30
League		 los angel delight fc - v - bolton waddlers
21:00
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - Borussia Munching big Macs
21:00
League		 zest ham - v - purple raingers
21:30
League		 Diabetico Madrid - v - shreks on legs
Week 5 - May 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - teal meal deals
20:30
League		 pinky blinders - v - zest ham
21:00
League		 shreks on legs - v - Bolton Wobblers
21:00
League		 bolton waddlers - v - Diabetico Madrid
21:30
League		 purple raingers - v - los angel delight fc
Week 6 - May 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - teal meal deals
20:30
League		 zest ham - v - Borussia Munching big Macs
21:00
League		 Diabetico Madrid - v - purple raingers
21:00
League		 shreks on legs - v - bolton waddlers
21:30
League		 los angel delight fc - v - pinky blinders
Week 7 - May 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - los angel delight fc
20:30
League		 bolton waddlers - v - Bolton Wobblers
21:00
League		 purple raingers - v - shreks on legs
21:00
League		 pinky blinders - v - Diabetico Madrid
21:30
League		 teal meal deals - v - zest ham
Week 8 - June 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 bolton waddlers - v - purple raingers
20:30
League		 Diabetico Madrid - v - Borussia Munching big Macs
21:00
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - zest ham
21:00
League		 shreks on legs - v - pinky blinders
21:30
League		 los angel delight fc - v - teal meal deals
Week 9 - June 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 teal meal deals - v - Diabetico Madrid
20:30
League		 purple raingers - v - Bolton Wobblers
21:00
League		 pinky blinders - v - bolton waddlers
21:00
League		 zest ham - v - los angel delight fc
21:30
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - shreks on legs
Week 10 - June 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - bolton waddlers
20:30
League		 pinky blinders - v - purple raingers
21:00
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - los angel delight fc
21:00
League		 teal meal deals - v - shreks on legs
21:30
League		 zest ham - v - Diabetico Madrid
Week 11 - June 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 purple raingers - v - Borussia Munching big Macs
20:30
League		 bolton waddlers - v - teal meal deals
21:00
League		 shreks on legs - v - zest ham
21:00
League		 Diabetico Madrid - v - los angel delight fc
21:30
League		 pinky blinders - v - Bolton Wobblers
Week 12 - June 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - pinky blinders
20:30
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - Diabetico Madrid
21:00
League		 los angel delight fc - v - shreks on legs
21:00
League		 teal meal deals - v - purple raingers
21:30
League		 zest ham - v - bolton waddlers
Week 13 - July 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - Bolton Wobblers
20:30
League		 purple raingers - v - zest ham
21:00
League		 pinky blinders - v - teal meal deals
21:00
League		 shreks on legs - v - Diabetico Madrid
21:30
League		 bolton waddlers - v - los angel delight fc
Week 14 - July 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Diabetico Madrid - v - bolton waddlers
20:30
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - shreks on legs
21:00
League		 zest ham - v - pinky blinders
21:00
League		 teal meal deals - v - Borussia Munching big Macs
21:30
League		 los angel delight fc - v - purple raingers
Week 15 - July 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 pinky blinders - v - los angel delight fc
20:30
League		 bolton waddlers - v - shreks on legs
21:00
League		 teal meal deals - v - Bolton Wobblers
21:00
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - zest ham
21:30
League		 purple raingers - v - Diabetico Madrid
Week 16 - July 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Diabetico Madrid - v - pinky blinders
20:30
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - bolton waddlers
21:00
League		 shreks on legs - v - purple raingers
21:00
League		 zest ham - v - teal meal deals
21:30
League		 los angel delight fc - v - Borussia Munching big Macs
Week 17 - August 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Borussia Munching big Macs - v - Diabetico Madrid
20:30
League		 teal meal deals - v - los angel delight fc
21:00
League		 zest ham - v - Bolton Wobblers
21:00
League		 pinky blinders - v - shreks on legs
21:30
League		 purple raingers - v - bolton waddlers
Week 18 - August 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Diabetico Madrid - v - teal meal deals
20:30
League		 los angel delight fc - v - zest ham
21:00
League		 Bolton Wobblers - v - purple raingers
21:00
League		 shreks on legs - v - Borussia Munching big Macs
21:30
League		 bolton waddlers - v - pinky blinders

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Ryan Coster 3.23%
2 Matthew Wilson 2.46%
3 John Medcraft 2.34%
4 Dan Finn 1.94%
5 Louis Dispinseri 1.78%
6 Luke Parkinson 1.61%
7 James Brown 1.59%
8 Richard Dingsdale 1.43%
9 James Fenton 1.42%
10 Balazs Csibi 1.37%
11 Joseph Duncan 1.36%
12 Steve Beaumont 1.24%
13 Roy Cuthbert Jnr 1.12%
14 Jason Fakes 1.05%
15 Gary Keane 1.01%
16 Johnson Bolaji 0.88%
17 Joshua Vickery 0.68%
18 Jayson Bartrop 0.67%
19 Geoff Barlow 0.64%
20 Jamie Hayward 0.60%
21 Craig Stevenson 0.41%
22 Rob Hepden-jode 0.41%
23 Edward Fitzsimons 0.34%
24 Mark Hood 0.29%
25 Chris Roe 0.25%
26 Mark Illingworth 0.22%
27 Reko Smith 0.19%
28 Steven Oliver 0.17%
29 Martin King 0.09%
30 Bradley Blyth 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Rob Hepden-jode 3.50
2 Simon Athawes 1.00
3 Richard Dingsdale 1.00
4 Chris Roe 1.00
5 Jayson Bartrop 0.50
6 Joshua Vickery 0.50
7 James Brown 0.50
8 Bradley Blyth 0.50
9 Louis Dispinseri 0.50
10 John Medcraft 0.50
11 James Fenton 0.50
12 Balazs Csibi 0.50
13 Steven Oliver 0.50
14 Ryan Coster 0.50
15 Martin King 0.50
16 Jason Fakes 0.50
17 Craig Stevenson 0.50
18 Edward Fitzsimons 0.50
19 Luke Parkinson 0.50
20 Mark Hood 0.50
21 Dan Finn 0.50
22 Reko Smith 0.50
23 Matthew Wilson 0.50
24 Joseph Duncan 0.50
25 Geoff Barlow 0.50
26 Steve Beaumont 0.50
27 Mark Illingworth 0.50
28 Johnson Bolaji 0.50
29 Gary Keane 0.50
30 Roy Cuthbert Jnr 0.50
31 Jamie Hayward 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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