Bristol North

1800.4kgs lost since launch

Friday 18:30 - 21:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Horfield Leisure Centre, Bristol, BS7 OXW

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Season 17 Standings

Season Loss: 109.2kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
New Pork Cosmos 9 7 0 2 132 89 43 14
Manjaro United 9 6 0 3 115 91 24 12
Forest Cream Rovers 9 5 0 4 89 92 -3 10
Juventonnes 9 4 1 4 100 111 -11 9
Borussia Porkmund 9 4 1 4 78 89 -11 9
Allroundo Pirates 9 0 0 9 72 114 -42 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
New Pork Cosmos 9 6 0 3 44 29 15 12
Manjaro United 9 5 1 3 39 29 10 11
Forest Cream Rovers 9 5 1 3 28 27 1 11
Borussia Porkmund 9 3 2 4 18 27 -9 8
Juventonnes 9 3 1 5 29 34 -5 7
Allroundo Pirates 9 2 1 6 19 31 -12 5
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
New Pork Cosmos 9 6 1 2 41 18 23 13
Manjaro United 9 5 3 1 29 17 12 13
Juventonnes 9 6 1 2 27 31 -4 13
Borussia Porkmund 9 2 2 5 12 17 -5 6
Forest Cream Rovers 9 2 1 6 15 19 -4 5
Allroundo Pirates 9 2 0 7 14 36 -22 4

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Allroundo Pirates 9 v 13 New Pork Cosmos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Juventonnes 8 v 16 Manjaro United
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund 10 v 12 Forest Cream Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Allroundo Pirates 9 v 14 Juventonnes
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 New Pork Cosmos 13 v 5 Forest Cream Rovers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Manjaro United 5 v 6 Borussia Porkmund
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund 6 v 5 Allroundo Pirates
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Juventonnes 6 v 23 New Pork Cosmos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 12 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Forest Cream Rovers 7 v 11 Manjaro United
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 New Pork Cosmos 17 v 12 Manjaro United
Scales 9
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Juventonnes 11 v 8 Borussia Porkmund
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Allroundo Pirates 10 v 11 Forest Cream Rovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund 13 v 11 New Pork Cosmos
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Manjaro United 15 v 10 Allroundo Pirates
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Forest Cream Rovers 11 v 16 Juventonnes
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Juventonnes 9 v 14 Manjaro United
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Borussia Porkmund 8 v 12 Forest Cream Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 New Pork Cosmos 17 v 11 Allroundo Pirates
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Forest Cream Rovers 7 v 12 New Pork Cosmos
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Allroundo Pirates 9 v 16 Juventonnes
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Manjaro United 19 v 11 Borussia Porkmund
Scales 10
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund 8 v 6 Allroundo Pirates
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Forest Cream Rovers 10 v 9 Manjaro United
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 New Pork Cosmos 13 v 12 Juventonnes
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Manjaro United 14 v 13 New Pork Cosmos
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Juventonnes 8 v 8 Borussia Porkmund
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Allroundo Pirates 3 v 14 Forest Cream Rovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 New Pork Cosmos - v - Borussia Porkmund
19:30
League		 Manjaro United - v - Allroundo Pirates
20:00
League		 Forest Cream Rovers - v - Juventonnes
Week 11 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund - v - Forest Cream Rovers
19:30
League		 Juventonnes - v - Manjaro United
20:00
League		 Allroundo Pirates - v - New Pork Cosmos
Week 12 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 New Pork Cosmos - v - Forest Cream Rovers
19:30
League		 Allroundo Pirates - v - Juventonnes
20:00
League		 Manjaro United - v - Borussia Porkmund
Week 13 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Forest Cream Rovers - v - Manjaro United
19:30
League		 Borussia Porkmund - v - Allroundo Pirates
20:00
League		 Juventonnes - v - New Pork Cosmos
Week 14 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Juventonnes - v - Borussia Porkmund
19:30
League		 Allroundo Pirates - v - Forest Cream Rovers
20:00
League		 New Pork Cosmos - v - Manjaro United
Week 15 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Manjaro United - v - Allroundo Pirates
19:30
League		 Forest Cream Rovers - v - Juventonnes
20:00
League		 Borussia Porkmund - v - New Pork Cosmos

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Joe Meredith 7.03%
2 Marco Cimmino 6.91%
3 Adam Macfarlane 6.06%
4 Sam Sheret 5.65%
5 Dom Youk See 5.46%
6 Leroy Bogle 4.76%
7 Stuart Millar 4.38%
8 Shaun Giles 4.33%
9 Chris Giles 3.97%
10 Anthony Jesurasa 3.87%
11 Dan Westall 3.77%
12 Nathan Young 3.73%
13 Christopher Martin 3.61%
14 Ryan Gardner-taylor 3.49%
15 Tim Knight 3.44%
16 Stephen Bonsall 3.29%
17 Thomas West 3.14%
18 Kai Smith 3.05%
19 Piotr Kuleta 2.78%
20 Luke Stokes 2.62%
21 Ben Arberry 2.61%
22 Martin Bex 2.16%
23 Damy Fenton 2.08%
24 Chris Dicks 1.93%
25 Brennan Pitts 1.82%
26 Justin Hardwell 1.67%
27 Craig Uhlyk 1.67%
28 Benedict Yelf 1.60%
29 Kieron Townsend 1.49%
30 Grant Sheldon 1.36%
31 Phillip Camp 1.20%
32 Alex Hasell 1.20%
33 Danny Edwards 1.16%
34 Peter Fuller 1.14%
35 Tom Blackburn 1.10%
36 Stephen Bennett 1.02%
37 Paul Parfitt 0.91%
38 Tom Warth 0.78%
39 Robert Collyer 0.76%
40 Stuart Turner 0.68%
41 Chris Brown 0.58%
42 Lewis Roper-cook 0.47%
43 Daniel Dowling 0.39%
44 Peter Coombs 0.34%
45 James Sanderson 0.34%
46 Andy Pallent 0.26%
47 Kevin Stanley 0.10%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Paul Stone 9.00
2 James Butler 9.00
3 Marco Cimmino 8.00
4 Kai Smith 8.00
5 Chris Giles 7.50
6 Dom Youk See 7.50
7 Stuart Millar 6.50
8 Dan Westall 6.00
9 Adam Macfarlane 5.50
10 Andy Pallent 5.50
11 Anthony Jesurasa 5.50
12 Luke Stokes 5.00
13 Piotr Kuleta 5.00
14 Grant Sheldon 5.00
15 Stephen Bonsall 5.00
16 Thomas West 5.00
17 Robert Collyer 4.50
18 Phillip Camp 3.50
19 Stephen Bennett 3.50
20 Sam Sheret 3.50
21 Shaun Giles 3.50
22 Nathan Young 3.50
23 Benedict Yelf 3.50
24 Craig Uhlyk 3.50
25 Ben Arberry 3.50
26 Danny Edwards 3.50
27 Daniel Dowling 3.00
28 Joe Meredith 3.00
29 Brennan Pitts 3.00
30 Tim Knight 3.00
31 Stuart Turner 3.00
32 Chris Brown 2.50
33 Leroy Bogle 2.50
34 Christopher Martin 2.50
35 Kieron Townsend 2.50
36 Damy Fenton 2.50
37 Justin Hardwell 2.00
38 Martin Bex 2.00
39 Ryan Gardner-taylor 2.00
40 Lewis Roper-cook 1.50
41 Chris Britton 1.00
42 Alex Hasell 1.00
43 Chris Dicks 1.00
44 Tom Warth 1.00
45 Tom Blackburn 1.00
46 Peter Fuller 1.00
47 James Haines 1.00
48 Alec Logie 1.00
49 Peter Coombs 1.00
50 Paul Parfitt 0.50
51 Edward Fielding 0.50

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