Cardiff (Caerdydd)

3920.7kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 6:15-9.15

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:15 GAMES FROM 18:45
Gôls Cardiff, Lawrenny Avenue, Cardiff, CF11 8BR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Cardiff (Caerdydd). Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

View map

Sign Up

Season 24 Standings

Season Loss: 42.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Zenit St. Eatersburg 5 3 1 1 50 33 17 7
Chubby Cheddars 5 3 1 1 45 39 6 7
Hangover 69 5 3 1 1 29 33 -4 7
A-Snax 5 3 0 2 46 36 10 6
SC Friesburg 5 2 1 2 46 36 10 5
Galactacos 5 2 1 2 32 36 -4 5
Crystal Palate 5 2 1 2 45 50 -5 5
Forest Green Rollovers 5 2 0 3 36 43 -7 4
Real Saucyiadad 5 1 1 3 24 30 -6 3
Oranjeboom Shakalaka 5 0 1 4 23 40 -17 1
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
SC Friesburg 5 3 2 0 15 3 12 8
Chubby Cheddars 5 3 2 0 18 7 11 8
Galactacos 5 3 1 1 14 9 5 7
Zenit St. Eatersburg 5 2 1 2 12 11 1 5
A-Snax 5 2 1 2 12 15 -3 5
Hangover 69 5 1 2 2 0 1 -4 4
Oranjeboom Shakalaka 5 1 2 2 5 10 -5 4
Real Saucyiadad 5 1 1 3 0 2 -4 3
Forest Green Rollovers 5 1 1 3 8 13 -5 3
Crystal Palate 5 1 1 3 10 18 -8 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
A-Snax 5 5 0 0 24 9 15 10
Zenit St. Eatersburg 5 4 0 1 27 12 15 8
Forest Green Rollovers 5 3 0 2 15 18 -3 6
Hangover 69 5 3 0 2 18 22 -4 6
Crystal Palate 5 2 0 3 23 22 1 4
Real Saucyiadad 5 2 0 3 17 17 0 4
Chubby Cheddars 5 2 0 3 17 22 -5 4
Oranjeboom Shakalaka 5 2 0 3 9 15 -6 4
SC Friesburg 5 1 0 4 19 22 -3 2
Galactacos 5 1 0 4 7 17 -10 2

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Chubby Cheddars 7 v 6 SC Friesburg
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 A-Snax 9 v 6 Zenit St. Eatersburg
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 Forest Green Rollovers 7 v 4 Oranjeboom Shakalaka
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Crystal Palate 11 v 7 Real Saucyiadad
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Galactacos 5 v 6 Hangover 69
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg 15 v 3 Hangover 69
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 A-Snax 9 v 5 Chubby Cheddars
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 SC Friesburg 7 v 7 Crystal Palate
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 7 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka 2 v 9 Galactacos
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Real Saucyiadad 3 v 4 Forest Green Rollovers
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Hangover 69 7 v 7 Oranjeboom Shakalaka
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 Forest Green Rollovers 9 v 10 SC Friesburg
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 Crystal Palate 10 v 8 A-Snax
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Galactacos 5 v 5 Real Saucyiadad
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Chubby Cheddars 7 v 7 Zenit St. Eatersburg
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 SC Friesburg 19 v 5 Galactacos
Scales 10
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 Chubby Cheddars 16 v 8 Crystal Palate
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg 10 v 5 Oranjeboom Shakalaka
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Real Saucyiadad 2 v 5 Hangover 69
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 A-Snax 16 v 7 Forest Green Rollovers
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Forest Green Rollovers 9 v 10 Chubby Cheddars
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 Crystal Palate 9 v 12 Zenit St. Eatersburg
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 Hangover 69 8 v 4 SC Friesburg
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Galactacos 8 v 4 A-Snax
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka 5 v 7 Real Saucyiadad
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - March 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 A-Snax - v - Hangover 69
19:15
League		 SC Friesburg - v - Oranjeboom Shakalaka
19:45
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg - v - Real Saucyiadad
20:15
League		 Chubby Cheddars - v - Galactacos
20:45
League		 Crystal Palate - v - Forest Green Rollovers
Week 7 - March 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Galactacos - v - Crystal Palate
19:15
League		 Hangover 69 - v - Chubby Cheddars
19:45
League		 Real Saucyiadad - v - SC Friesburg
20:15
League		 Forest Green Rollovers - v - Zenit St. Eatersburg
20:45
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka - v - A-Snax
Week 8 - April 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Crystal Palate - v - Hangover 69
19:15
League		 Forest Green Rollovers - v - Galactacos
19:45
League		 A-Snax - v - Real Saucyiadad
20:15
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg - v - SC Friesburg
20:45
League		 Chubby Cheddars - v - Oranjeboom Shakalaka
Week 9 - April 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 SC Friesburg - v - A-Snax
19:15
League		 Hangover 69 - v - Forest Green Rollovers
19:45
League		 Real Saucyiadad - v - Chubby Cheddars
20:15
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka - v - Crystal Palate
20:45
League		 Galactacos - v - Zenit St. Eatersburg
Week 10 - April 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Real Saucyiadad - v - Crystal Palate
19:15
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg - v - A-Snax
19:45
League		 SC Friesburg - v - Chubby Cheddars
20:15
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka - v - Forest Green Rollovers
20:45
League		 Hangover 69 - v - Galactacos
Week 11 - April 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Galactacos - v - Oranjeboom Shakalaka
19:15
League		 Chubby Cheddars - v - A-Snax
19:45
League		 Forest Green Rollovers - v - Real Saucyiadad
20:15
League		 Hangover 69 - v - Zenit St. Eatersburg
20:45
League		 Crystal Palate - v - SC Friesburg
Week 12 - April 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 SC Friesburg - v - Forest Green Rollovers
19:15
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg - v - Chubby Cheddars
19:45
League		 A-Snax - v - Crystal Palate
20:15
League		 Real Saucyiadad - v - Galactacos
20:45
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka - v - Hangover 69
Week 13 - May 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Forest Green Rollovers - v - A-Snax
19:15
League		 Hangover 69 - v - Real Saucyiadad
19:45
League		 Galactacos - v - SC Friesburg
20:15
League		 Crystal Palate - v - Chubby Cheddars
20:45
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka - v - Zenit St. Eatersburg
Week 14 - May 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg - v - Crystal Palate
19:15
League		 Real Saucyiadad - v - Oranjeboom Shakalaka
19:45
League		 Chubby Cheddars - v - Forest Green Rollovers
20:15
League		 SC Friesburg - v - Hangover 69
20:45
League		 A-Snax - v - Galactacos
Week 15 - May 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka - v - SC Friesburg
19:15
League		 Real Saucyiadad - v - Zenit St. Eatersburg
19:45
League		 Galactacos - v - Chubby Cheddars
20:15
League		 Hangover 69 - v - A-Snax
20:45
League		 Forest Green Rollovers - v - Crystal Palate
Week 16 - May 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg - v - Forest Green Rollovers
19:15
League		 A-Snax - v - Oranjeboom Shakalaka
19:45
League		 Chubby Cheddars - v - Hangover 69
20:15
League		 Crystal Palate - v - Galactacos
20:45
League		 SC Friesburg - v - Real Saucyiadad
Week 17 - June 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Real Saucyiadad - v - A-Snax
19:15
League		 SC Friesburg - v - Zenit St. Eatersburg
19:45
League		 Galactacos - v - Forest Green Rollovers
20:15
League		 Oranjeboom Shakalaka - v - Chubby Cheddars
20:45
League		 Hangover 69 - v - Crystal Palate
Week 18 - June 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Chubby Cheddars - v - Real Saucyiadad
19:15
League		 Forest Green Rollovers - v - Hangover 69
19:45
League		 Crystal Palate - v - Oranjeboom Shakalaka
20:15
League		 Zenit St. Eatersburg - v - Galactacos
20:45
League		 A-Snax - v - SC Friesburg

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Ben Edwards 3.84%
2 Simon Wickham 3.59%
3 Callum Porter 3.56%
4 Ieuan Ellis 3.24%
5 Dexter Palmer 3.24%
6 Oliver Coodye 3.14%
7 Lewis Bailey 3.07%
8 David Quinn 2.86%
9 Joey D'aguiar 2.76%
10 Gary Kneller 2.66%
11 Ben Jones 2.55%
12 Derry Marshall 2.48%
13 Anthony Jones 2.41%
14 Sol Teague 2.36%
15 Lloyd Davies 2.11%
16 Dan Davies 2.05%
17 Joshua Heath 1.99%
18 Mike Jones 1.72%
19 Peter Hallows 1.67%
20 Callum O Sullivan 1.64%
21 Christian Parsons 1.55%
22 Michael Proctor 1.53%
23 James Taylor 1.51%
24 Christopher Jeffreys 1.51%
25 David Kavanagh 1.48%
26 Liam D-young 1.45%
27 Rob Palmizi 1.45%
28 Andrew Millar 1.32%
29 Josh Westlake 1.32%
30 Igor Camara 1.10%
31 Matthew Roberts 1.08%
32 Jonathan Dunn 0.92%
33 Paul Manfredi 0.85%
34 Peter David 0.74%
35 John Jones 0.68%
36 Elliot Bux 0.50%
37 Steven Dart 0.40%
38 Dion Richards 0.31%
39 Dan Taylor 0.31%
40 Carl Mcgowan 0.26%
41 Scott Dyer 0.18%
42 Harry Smith 0.12%
43 Rhys Sellwood 0.11%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Simon Wickham 6.50
2 Ben Jones 6.00
3 Oliver Coodye 6.00
4 David Quinn 6.00
5 Adam Watts 5.00
6 Andrew Millar 5.00
7 Joshua Heath 4.50
8 John Jones 4.00
9 Jonathan Dunn 3.50
10 Ieuan Ellis 3.00
11 Anthony Jones 3.00
12 Matthew Roberts 3.00
13 Mike Jones 3.00
14 Lloyd Davies 3.00
15 Sol Teague 3.00
16 Dan Davies 2.50
17 David Kavanagh 2.50
18 Dexter Palmer 2.50
19 Steven Dart 2.50
20 Lewis Bailey 2.50
21 Peter Hallows 2.50
22 James Taylor 2.50
23 Michael Proctor 2.50
24 Gary Kneller 2.50
25 Josh Westlake 2.50
26 Liam D-young 2.50
27 Joey D'aguiar 2.00
28 Christian Parsons 2.00
29 Callum O Sullivan 2.00
30 Jamie Beynon 1.50
31 Christopher Jeffreys 1.00
32 Dan Taylor 1.00
33 Rhys Sellwood 1.00
34 Ben Edwards 1.00
35 Matt Edwards 1.00
36 Igor Camara 1.00
37 Rob Palmizi 1.00
38 Huw Baines 0.50
39 Carl Mcgowan 0.50
40 Peter David 0.50
41 Callum Porter 0.50
42 Scott Dyer 0.50
43 Derry Marshall 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

Links

Social

© 2024 MAN v FAT Limited. All rights reserved.

Terms & Conditions  |  Code of Conduct  |  Privacy Policy  |  Cookie Policy

Privacy Settings
We use cookies to enhance your experience while using our website. If you are using our Services via a browser you can restrict, block or remove cookies through your web browser settings. We also use content and scripts from third parties that may use tracking technologies. You can selectively provide your consent below to allow such third party embeds. For complete information about the cookies we use, data we collect and how we process them, please check our Privacy Policy
Youtube
Consent to display content from - Youtube
Vimeo
Consent to display content from - Vimeo
Google Maps
Consent to display content from - Google
Save
We use cookies to enhance your experience while using our website. To learn more about the cookies we use and the data we collect, please check our cookie policy
I Accept