Chelmsford

2355.6kgs lost since launch

Thursday 18:30 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Chelmsford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 21 Standings

Season Loss: 60.9kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Piemouth Argyle 5 3 1 1 52 36 16 7
Bellybanese FC 5 3 1 1 38 35 3 7
Borussia Munching Big Macs 5 3 0 2 36 42 -6 6
Real Ma titts 5 2 0 3 50 43 7 4
Inter-My-Belly 5 2 0 3 38 45 -7 4
Fatzio 5 1 0 4 30 43 -13 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Bellybanese FC 5 4 1 0 20 11 9 9
Inter-My-Belly 5 3 1 1 17 17 0 7
Fatzio 5 3 0 2 10 7 3 6
Piemouth Argyle 5 1 1 3 13 13 0 3
Borussia Munching Big Macs 5 1 1 3 5 10 -5 3
Real Ma titts 5 1 0 4 13 20 -7 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Piemouth Argyle 5 3 2 0 26 10 16 8
Real Ma titts 5 3 1 1 22 11 11 7
Inter-My-Belly 5 2 2 1 8 15 -7 6
Borussia Munching Big Macs 5 1 1 3 17 20 -3 3
Bellybanese FC 5 1 1 3 5 10 -5 3
Fatzio 5 1 1 3 9 21 -12 3

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Bellybanese FC 2 2 0 0 14 10 4 4
Borussia Munching Big Macs 2 1 1 0 20 13 7 3
Piemouth Argyle 2 1 1 0 14 10 4 3
Inter-My-Belly 2 1 0 1 13 10 3 2
Fatzio 2 0 0 2 9 17 -8 0
Real Ma titts 2 0 0 2 10 20 -10 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 9 v 8 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bellybanese FC 9 v 8 Real Ma titts
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatzio 6 v 9 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle 8 v 3 Fatzio
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bellybanese FC 7 v 4 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts 5 v 8 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 8 v 8 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly 11 v 4 Fatzio
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Bellybanese FC 8 v 5 Real Ma titts
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 4 v 14 Real Ma titts
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fatzio 9 v 7 Bellybanese FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly 6 v 14 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellybanese FC 8 v 7 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 7 v 5 Fatzio
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts 11 v 15 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly 8 v 12 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Piemouth Argyle 7 v 7 Bellybanese FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatzio 7 v 12 Real Ma titts
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly 2 v 6 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Bellybanese FC 6 v 5 Fatzio
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 12 v 5 Real Ma titts
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Bellybanese FC
Week 9 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Bellybanese FC
19:30
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Real Ma titts
20:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 10 - March 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
20:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Inter-My-Belly
Week 11 - April 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Bellybanese FC - v - Piemouth Argyle
19:30
Cup		 Fatzio - v - Real Ma titts
20:00
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
Week 12 - April 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Real Ma titts
19:30
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Bellybanese FC
20:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
Week 13 - April 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Inter-My-Belly
20:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 14 - April 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Michael Weale 6.96%
2 Tom Kingham 6.64%
3 Ian Swindell 5.14%
4 Mark Lyons 4.66%
5 Martin Day 4.45%
6 Stephen Nelson 4.24%
7 Tom Mean 3.80%
8 Kiran Desai 3.69%
9 Joshua Hurter 3.62%
10 James Bailey 2.88%
11 Keith Barnes 2.78%
12 Steve Shotliff 2.66%
13 Vincent Webster 2.53%
14 Stuart Fuller 2.32%
15 Duncan Gayler 2.24%
16 Paul Norton 2.20%
17 Jake Cooper 2.02%
18 Spencer Stansfield 2.01%
19 Matt Stevens 1.96%
20 Pedro Raxworthy 1.85%
21 Ryan Love 1.83%
22 William Swindell 1.75%
23 Charles Lipman 1.54%
24 David Shannon 1.49%
25 Chris Potter 1.30%
26 George Ruffels 1.26%
27 Lawrence Hurter 1.23%
28 Mark Allum 0.95%
29 Rob White 0.73%
30 Mark Aspinall 0.71%
31 John Cook 0.69%
32 Alex Berbank 0.64%
33 Luke Clements 0.51%
34 Matthew Creasey 0.50%
35 Jack Groves 0.35%
36 Roger Sandhu 0.34%
37 Ant Sleet 0.17%
38 Richard Mills 0.11%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Luke Clements 9.00
2 Tom Kingham 8.00
3 Mark Lyons 8.00
4 Stephen Nelson 6.50
5 Joshua Hurter 6.00
6 Tom Mean 5.50
7 Michael Weale 5.50
8 Ian Swindell 5.00
9 Charles Lipman 3.50
10 Spencer Stansfield 3.50
11 Paul Norton 3.50
12 Keith Barnes 3.50
13 Martin Day 3.50
14 Ryan Love 3.00
15 James Bailey 3.00
16 Lawrence Hurter 3.00
17 Vincent Webster 2.50
18 Chris Potter 2.50
19 Duncan Gayler 2.50
20 Mark Allum 2.50
21 Steve Shotliff 2.50
22 Matthew Creasey 2.50
23 Mark Aspinall 2.50
24 Alex Berbank 2.50
25 William Swindell 2.50
26 Pedro Raxworthy 2.50
27 Matt Stevens 2.00
28 Roger Sandhu 1.50
29 John Cook 1.50
30 David Shannon 1.00
31 George Ruffels 1.00
32 Jake Cooper 1.00
33 Kiran Desai 1.00
34 Richard Mills 0.50
35 Jack Groves 0.50
36 Stuart Fuller 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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