Chelmsford

2326.5kgs lost since launch

Thursday 18:30 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Chelmsford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 21 Standings

Season Loss: 31.8kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Inter-My-Belly 1 1 0 0 9 6 3 2
Bellybanese FC 1 1 0 0 9 8 1 2
Borussia Munching Big Macs 1 1 0 0 9 8 1 2
Piemouth Argyle 1 0 0 1 8 9 -1 0
Real Ma titts 1 0 0 1 8 9 -1 0
Fatzio 1 0 0 1 6 9 -3 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Bellybanese FC 1 1 0 0 7 3 4 2
Inter-My-Belly 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 2
Borussia Munching Big Macs 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Piemouth Argyle 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Fatzio 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
Real Ma titts 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Ma titts 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 2
Borussia Munching Big Macs 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Piemouth Argyle 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Fatzio 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Inter-My-Belly 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Bellybanese FC 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0

Cup Standings

League Cup

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 9 v 8 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bellybanese FC 9 v 8 Real Ma titts
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatzio 6 v 9 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Inter-My-Belly
Week 3 - January 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Piemouth Argyle
19:30
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Fatzio
20:00
Cup		 Bellybanese FC - v - Real Ma titts
Week 4 - February 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Real Ma titts
19:30
League		 Fatzio - v - Bellybanese FC
20:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 5 - February 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Inter-My-Belly
19:30
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Fatzio
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 6 - February 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
19:30
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Bellybanese FC
20:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Real Ma titts
Week 7 - February 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Piemouth Argyle
19:30
Cup		 Bellybanese FC - v - Fatzio
20:00
Cup		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Real Ma titts
Week 8 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Bellybanese FC
Week 9 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Bellybanese FC
19:30
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Real Ma titts
20:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 10 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
20:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Inter-My-Belly
Week 11 - March 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Bellybanese FC - v - Piemouth Argyle
19:30
Cup		 Fatzio - v - Real Ma titts
20:00
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
Week 12 - April 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Real Ma titts
19:30
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Bellybanese FC
20:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
Week 13 - April 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Inter-My-Belly
20:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 14 - April 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Kiran Desai 3.02%
2 Ant Sleet 2.50%
3 Michael Weale 2.22%
4 Ian Swindell 2.17%
5 Jake Cooper 2.13%
6 Duncan Gayler 2.04%
7 William Swindell 1.97%
8 Matthew Creasey 1.89%
9 Joshua Hurter 1.81%
10 Martin Day 1.70%
11 Mark Lyons 1.64%
12 Tom Kingham 1.57%
13 Pedro Raxworthy 1.34%
14 Vincent Webster 1.21%
15 Steve Shotliff 1.21%
16 Chris Potter 1.20%
17 Scott Mordrick 1.13%
18 Ryan Love 1.08%
19 Michael Eldred 0.91%
20 Tom Mean 0.90%
21 James Mccarthy 0.81%
22 Spencer Stansfield 0.69%
23 John Cook 0.69%
24 Keith Barnes 0.65%
25 Luke Clements 0.64%
26 Robert Digby 0.48%
27 Chris Chappell 0.47%
28 James Bailey 0.44%
29 Charles Lipman 0.36%
30 Scott Teader 0.32%
31 David Shannon 0.31%
32 Roger Sandhu 0.22%
33 Alex Berbank 0.08%
34 Thomas Blum 0.08%
35 Paul Norton 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Joshua Hurter 3.50
2 Luke Clements 1.00
3 Jake Cooper 0.50
4 Paul Norton 0.50
5 Scott Mordrick 0.50
6 Steve Shotliff 0.50
7 Ant Sleet 0.50
8 James Mccarthy 0.50
9 Matthew Creasey 0.50
10 David Shannon 0.50
11 Alex Berbank 0.50
12 Tom Kingham 0.50
13 Charles Lipman 0.50
14 Chris Chappell 0.50
15 James Bailey 0.50
16 Martin Day 0.50
17 Robert Digby 0.50
18 Vincent Webster 0.50
19 Mark Lyons 0.50
20 Kiran Desai 0.50
21 Pedro Raxworthy 0.50
22 Scott Teader 0.50
23 Spencer Stansfield 0.50
24 William Swindell 0.50
25 Ian Swindell 0.50
26 John Cook 0.50
27 Duncan Gayler 0.50
28 Keith Barnes 0.50
29 Michael Eldred 0.50
30 Roger Sandhu 0.50
31 Thomas Blum 0.50
32 Michael Weale 0.50
33 Ryan Love 0.50
34 Tom Mean 0.50
35 Chris Potter 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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