Chelmsford

2338.7kgs lost since launch

Thursday 18:30 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Chelmsford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 21 Standings

Season Loss: 44.0kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Piemouth Argyle 3 2 0 1 30 18 12 4
Bellybanese FC 3 2 0 1 23 21 2 4
Inter-My-Belly 3 2 0 1 23 25 -2 4
Real Ma titts 3 1 0 2 27 21 6 2
Fatzio 3 1 0 2 18 24 -6 2
Borussia Munching Big Macs 3 1 0 2 17 29 -12 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Bellybanese FC 3 3 0 0 13 5 8 6
Inter-My-Belly 3 3 0 0 11 5 6 6
Real Ma titts 3 1 0 2 8 7 1 2
Fatzio 3 1 0 2 5 7 -2 2
Piemouth Argyle 3 0 1 2 4 8 -4 1
Borussia Munching Big Macs 3 0 1 2 0 9 -9 1
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Piemouth Argyle 3 2 1 0 18 3 15 5
Real Ma titts 3 2 0 1 10 6 4 4
Fatzio 3 1 1 1 6 8 -2 3
Inter-My-Belly 3 1 1 1 4 12 -8 3
Bellybanese FC 3 1 0 2 3 7 -4 2
Borussia Munching Big Macs 3 0 1 2 8 13 -5 1

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Inter-My-Belly 1 1 0 0 11 4 7 2
Bellybanese FC 1 1 0 0 8 5 3 2
Borussia Munching Big Macs 1 0 1 0 8 8 0 1
Piemouth Argyle 1 0 1 0 8 8 0 1
Real Ma titts 1 0 0 1 5 8 -3 0
Fatzio 1 0 0 1 4 11 -7 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 9 v 8 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bellybanese FC 9 v 8 Real Ma titts
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatzio 6 v 9 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle 8 v 3 Fatzio
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bellybanese FC 7 v 4 Borussia Munching Big Macs
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts 5 v 8 Inter-My-Belly
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 8 v 8 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly 11 v 4 Fatzio
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Bellybanese FC 8 v 5 Real Ma titts
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs 4 v 14 Real Ma titts
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fatzio 9 v 7 Bellybanese FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly 6 v 14 Piemouth Argyle
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Inter-My-Belly
19:30
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Fatzio
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 6 - February 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
19:30
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Bellybanese FC
20:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Real Ma titts
Week 7 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Piemouth Argyle
19:30
Cup		 Bellybanese FC - v - Fatzio
20:00
Cup		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Real Ma titts
Week 8 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
20:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Bellybanese FC
Week 9 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Bellybanese FC
19:30
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Real Ma titts
20:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 10 - March 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
20:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Inter-My-Belly
Week 11 - April 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Bellybanese FC - v - Piemouth Argyle
19:30
Cup		 Fatzio - v - Real Ma titts
20:00
Cup		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
Week 12 - April 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Piemouth Argyle - v - Real Ma titts
19:30
League		 Inter-My-Belly - v - Bellybanese FC
20:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Borussia Munching Big Macs
Week 13 - April 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Real Ma titts - v - Fatzio
19:30
League		 Borussia Munching Big Macs - v - Inter-My-Belly
20:00
League		 Bellybanese FC - v - Piemouth Argyle
Week 14 - April 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Tom Kingham 5.16%
2 Michael Weale 4.22%
3 Ian Swindell 3.25%
4 Mark Lyons 3.19%
5 Jake Cooper 2.98%
6 Stuart Fuller 2.78%
7 Stephen Nelson 2.67%
8 Steve Shotliff 2.66%
9 Tom Mean 2.50%
10 William Swindell 2.41%
11 Duncan Gayler 2.35%
12 Martin Day 2.33%
13 Joshua Hurter 2.13%
14 Kiran Desai 1.93%
15 Chris Potter 1.90%
16 Vincent Webster 1.87%
17 Pedro Raxworthy 1.85%
18 Keith Barnes 1.68%
19 David Shannon 1.49%
20 Charles Lipman 1.45%
21 Russell Harrington-smith 1.25%
22 Jason Berris 1.24%
23 Spencer Stansfield 1.16%
24 Scott Mordrick 1.03%
25 Mark Allum 0.95%
26 Alex Berbank 0.95%
27 Lawrence Hurter 0.94%
28 Michael Eldred 0.91%
29 James Mccarthy 0.81%
30 Mark Aspinall 0.71%
31 John Cook 0.59%
32 Paul Norton 0.55%
33 Robert Digby 0.48%
34 James Bailey 0.44%
35 Jack Groves 0.35%
36 Roger Sandhu 0.34%
37 Matthew Creasey 0.30%
38 Ryan Love 0.17%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Luke Clements 5.00
2 Joshua Hurter 4.00
3 Tom Mean 3.00
4 Michael Weale 3.00
5 Mark Lyons 3.00
6 Tom Kingham 3.00
7 Charles Lipman 3.00
8 Spencer Stansfield 2.50
9 Stephen Nelson 2.50
10 Ian Swindell 2.50
11 Martin Day 2.50
12 Steve Shotliff 2.50
13 Paul Norton 2.50
14 Pedro Raxworthy 2.50
15 Keith Barnes 2.50
16 Chris Potter 2.50
17 Mark Aspinall 1.50
18 Ryan Love 1.00
19 James Bailey 1.00
20 Lawrence Hurter 1.00
21 Scott Teader 1.00
22 William Swindell 1.00
23 Alex Berbank 1.00
24 Jake Cooper 1.00
25 Matthew Creasey 1.00
26 John Cook 1.00
27 Duncan Gayler 1.00
28 Scott Mordrick 1.00
29 Vincent Webster 1.00
30 Mark Allum 1.00
31 Roger Sandhu 1.00
32 Russell Harrington-smith 1.00
33 Jason Berris 1.00
34 David Shannon 1.00
35 Stuart Fuller 0.50
36 Robert Digby 0.50
37 James Mccarthy 0.50
38 Ant Sleet 0.50
39 Jack Groves 0.50
40 Michael Eldred 0.50
41 Kiran Desai 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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