Colchester

1223.7kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 19:30 - 21:30

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JobServe Community Stadium, Colchester, CO4 5UP

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Season 31 Standings

Season Loss: 21.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC 7 6 0 1 100 53 47 12
Donercaster Rovers 7 4 0 3 66 67 -1 8
Charlie’s Lardy Angels 7 3 0 4 62 52 10 6
Ozempiakos 7 3 0 4 74 68 6 6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 7 3 0 4 49 62 -13 6
Meal Deal Madrid 7 2 0 5 32 81 -49 4
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC 7 4 2 1 21 14 7 10
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 7 4 1 2 15 7 8 9
Donercaster Rovers 7 3 2 2 19 16 3 8
Charlie’s Lardy Angels 7 3 1 3 15 17 -2 7
Ozempiakos 7 1 2 4 12 15 -3 4
Meal Deal Madrid 7 1 2 4 2 15 -13 4
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC 7 6 0 1 66 25 41 12
Charlie’s Lardy Angels 7 5 0 2 36 25 11 10
Ozempiakos 7 4 0 3 50 42 8 8
Donercaster Rovers 7 3 0 4 34 42 -8 6
Meal Deal Madrid 7 2 0 5 20 53 -33 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 7 1 0 6 23 42 -19 2

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC 2 2 0 0 30 15 15 4
Ozempiakos 2 2 0 0 16 7 9 4
Charlie’s Lardy Angels 2 2 0 0 18 13 5 4
Donercaster Rovers 2 0 0 2 15 21 -6 0
Meal Deal Madrid 2 0 0 2 7 17 -10 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas 2 0 0 2 13 26 -13 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Meal Deal Madrid 12 v 8 Ozempiakos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels 9 v 2 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Donercaster Rovers 19 v 13 Pies and Thighs FC
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 7 10 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC 20 v 1 Meal Deal Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 15 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 7 v 13 Ozempiakos
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels 6 v 10 Donercaster Rovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels 8 v 6 Donercaster Rovers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Meal Deal Madrid 0 v 7 Ozempiakos
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
Cup		 Pies and Thighs FC 17 v 6 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - April 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Donercaster Rovers 6 v 4 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiakos 10 v 15 Pies and Thighs FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 6 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Meal Deal Madrid 4 v 3 Charlie’s Lardy Angels
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - April 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels 13 v 9 Ozempiakos
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 3 v 8 Pies and Thighs FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Donercaster Rovers 14 v 8 Meal Deal Madrid
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC 12 v 11 Charlie’s Lardy Angels
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiakos 12 v 8 Donercaster Rovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Meal Deal Madrid 5 v 7 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - May 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 7 v 9 Ozempiakos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels 10 v 7 Meal Deal Madrid
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
Cup		 Donercaster Rovers 9 v 13 Pies and Thighs FC
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 8 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - May 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC 14 v 8 Donercaster Rovers
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas 14 v 10 Charlie’s Lardy Angels
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 7 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Ozempiakos 11 v 1 Meal Deal Madrid
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - May 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Ozempiakos 11 v 12 Red Hot Chubby Fellas
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 10 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Meal Deal Madrid 1 v 18 Pies and Thighs FC
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 14 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Donercaster Rovers 1 v 10 Charlie’s Lardy Angels
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - June 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Donercaster Rovers
20:30
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels - v - Meal Deal Madrid
21:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC - v - Ozempiakos
Week 11 - June 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Meal Deal Madrid
20:30
Cup		 Donercaster Rovers - v - Ozempiakos
21:00
Cup		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels - v - Pies and Thighs FC
Week 12 - June 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Pies and Thighs FC - v - Red Hot Chubby Fellas
20:30
League		 Meal Deal Madrid - v - Donercaster Rovers
21:00
League		 Ozempiakos - v - Charlie’s Lardy Angels
Week 13 - June 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Charlie’s Lardy Angels - v - Pies and Thighs FC
20:30
League		 Donercaster Rovers - v - Ozempiakos
21:00
League		 Red Hot Chubby Fellas - v - Meal Deal Madrid
Week 14 - July 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 James Allport 8.28%
2 Ben Collins 6.15%
3 Milan Karadzic 4.47%
4 David Ainsworth 4.33%
5 Tom Karadzic 3.06%
6 Reece Currie 3.01%
7 Paul Farrelly 2.93%
8 James Crooks 2.45%
9 Kevin Wolton 2.40%
10 Jim Lister 1.89%
11 David Hogan 1.84%
12 Darren White 1.72%
13 George Hayden 1.66%
14 Alasdair Cairns 1.47%
15 Tony Harrison 1.26%
16 David Langston 1.20%
17 Alan Currivan 0.95%
18 Richard Lessemun 0.88%
19 Steve Bignell 0.75%
20 Damian Lidster 0.53%
21 Gary Robinson 0.48%
22 James Culling 0.42%
23 Dan Garrett 0.28%
24 Luigi Spinelli 0.11%
25 Jonathan Nottage 0.10%
26 Andrew Fergus 0.10%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Jan Lawlor 12.00
2 James Allport 12.00
3 Reece Currie 10.00
4 George Hayden 8.00
5 Ben Collins 6.50
6 Milan Karadzic 5.50
7 David Ainsworth 5.50
8 Alan Currivan 5.00
9 James Crooks 3.50
10 Gary Robinson 3.50
11 Kevin Wolton 3.00
12 Damian Lidster 3.00
13 Richard Lessemun 3.00
14 David Langston 2.50
15 Jim Lister 2.50
16 Dan Garrett 2.50
17 Darren White 2.50
18 David Hogan 2.50
19 Tony Harrison 2.50
20 Paul Farrelly 2.00
21 Darren Smith 2.00
22 Andrew Fergus 2.00
23 Luigi Spinelli 1.50
24 Jonathan Nottage 1.00
25 Steve Bignell 1.00
26 Tom Karadzic 1.00
27 Alasdair Cairns 1.00
28 Kevin Ballard 0.50
29 Graham Lawlor 0.50

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