Crewe

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Crewe FC Stadium, Coppenhall Ln, Crewe CW2 8TT

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Season 19 Standings

Season Loss: 40.9kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Borussia Moobsandbackfat 8 7 0 1 91 61 30 14
Blackburn Roversized 8 6 0 2 69 49 20 12
Never Fulham 8 4 1 3 56 58 -2 9
Flamingo Fire 8 3 2 3 56 49 7 8
Kaiser Beefs FC 8 3 1 4 57 77 -20 7
Snackrington Stanley 8 3 0 5 46 45 1 6
Scoffenheim FC 8 2 0 6 46 58 -12 4
Ivory Toast 8 2 0 6 62 86 -24 4
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Borussia Moobsandbackfat 8 7 0 1 48 24 24 14
Blackburn Roversized 8 5 0 3 30 14 16 10
Never Fulham 8 3 3 2 16 16 0 9
Ivory Toast 8 4 0 4 21 26 -5 8
Flamingo Fire 8 2 3 3 16 14 2 7
Scoffenheim FC 8 2 2 4 14 18 -4 6
Snackrington Stanley 8 3 0 5 4 12 -8 6
Kaiser Beefs FC 8 2 0 6 15 40 -25 4
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Never Fulham 8 6 0 2 18 14 4 12
Kaiser Beefs FC 8 5 1 2 18 13 5 11
Flamingo Fire 8 5 0 3 17 10 7 10
Snackrington Stanley 8 4 1 3 18 11 7 9
Borussia Moobsandbackfat 8 3 1 4 17 13 4 7
Scoffenheim FC 8 3 1 4 10 13 -3 7
Blackburn Roversized 8 3 0 5 11 16 -5 6
Ivory Toast 8 1 0 7 17 36 -19 2

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Flamingo Fire 4 v 6 Never Fulham
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Blackburn Roversized 4 v 6 Snackrington Stanley
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Borussia Moobsandbackfat 7 v 6 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Ivory Toast 13 v 7 Kaiser Beefs FC
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Never Fulham 6 v 5 Ivory Toast
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC 4 v 7 Flamingo Fire
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Snackrington Stanley 3 v 8 Kaiser Beefs FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Blackburn Roversized 12 v 4 Borussia Moobsandbackfat
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Borussia Moobsandbackfat 7 v 3 Snackrington Stanley
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Kaiser Beefs FC 7 v 6 Never Fulham
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Flamingo Fire 8 v 9 Blackburn Roversized
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Ivory Toast 5 v 13 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Borussia Moobsandbackfat 9 v 8 Flamingo Fire
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Snackrington Stanley 5 v 7 Never Fulham
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC 6 v 2 Kaiser Beefs FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Blackburn Roversized 10 v 14 Ivory Toast
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ivory Toast 7 v 15 Borussia Moobsandbackfat
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Kaiser Beefs FC 4 v 11 Blackburn Roversized
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 6
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Never Fulham 9 v 7 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Flamingo Fire 6 v 5 Snackrington Stanley
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Snackrington Stanley 8 v 3 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Blackburn Roversized 10 v 5 Never Fulham
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Borussia Moobsandbackfat 23 v 12 Kaiser Beefs FC
Scales 15
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Flamingo Fire 11 v 4 Ivory Toast
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Kaiser Beefs FC 5 v 5 Flamingo Fire
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Ivory Toast 4 v 12 Snackrington Stanley
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC 4 v 7 Blackburn Roversized
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Never Fulham 10 v 13 Borussia Moobsandbackfat
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Kaiser Beefs FC 12 v 10 Ivory Toast
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Snackrington Stanley 4 v 6 Blackburn Roversized
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Never Fulham 7 v 7 Flamingo Fire
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC 3 v 13 Borussia Moobsandbackfat
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Borussia Moobsandbackfat - v - Blackburn Roversized
20:00
League		 Flamingo Fire - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:30
League		 Ivory Toast - v - Never Fulham
21:00
League		 Kaiser Beefs FC - v - Snackrington Stanley
Week 10 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Ivory Toast
20:00
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Borussia Moobsandbackfat
20:30
League		 Blackburn Roversized - v - Flamingo Fire
21:00
League		 Never Fulham - v - Kaiser Beefs FC
Week 11 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Never Fulham - v - Snackrington Stanley
20:00
League		 Kaiser Beefs FC - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:30
League		 Flamingo Fire - v - Borussia Moobsandbackfat
21:00
League		 Ivory Toast - v - Blackburn Roversized
Week 12 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Blackburn Roversized - v - Kaiser Beefs FC
20:00
League		 Borussia Moobsandbackfat - v - Ivory Toast
20:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Never Fulham
21:00
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Flamingo Fire
Week 13 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Kaiser Beefs FC - v - Borussia Moobsandbackfat
20:00
League		 Never Fulham - v - Blackburn Roversized
20:30
League		 Ivory Toast - v - Flamingo Fire
21:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Snackrington Stanley
Week 14 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Blackburn Roversized - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:00
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Ivory Toast
20:30
League		 Flamingo Fire - v - Kaiser Beefs FC
21:00
League		 Borussia Moobsandbackfat - v - Never Fulham

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 David Bourne 9.97%
2 James Tee 8.99%
3 Gary Nixon 8.24%
4 James Killick 8.10%
5 Martin Latham 7.02%
6 Jordan Humphreys 6.68%
7 Martin Walley 6.52%
8 Terry Howard 5.29%
9 Peter Linney 5.07%
10 Mark Robson 4.67%
11 Rob Lawrie 4.61%
12 Richard Griffiths 4.16%
13 Daniel Lavick 3.73%
14 Gordon Hassall 3.30%
15 Matt King 3.29%
16 Adam Done 3.27%
17 Jake Child 3.11%
18 Dave Hodkinson 2.94%
19 Peter Hughes 2.88%
20 Jordan Johnson 2.42%
21 Jake Murphy 2.37%
22 Samuel Stening 2.33%
23 Tom Butler 2.08%
24 Jordan Prince 2.00%
25 Philip Littler 1.97%
26 Paul Bayley 1.90%
27 Steven Brennan 1.70%
28 Paul Elliott 1.66%
29 Chris Humphries 1.51%
30 Adam Thopliss 1.46%
31 William Westall 1.39%
32 George O Gormley 1.31%
33 Luke Murray 1.25%
34 Gary Davies 1.25%
35 Mike Mcnamara 1.21%
36 Jack Wilkinson 1.10%
37 David Owen 1.06%
38 Dale Cox 0.99%
39 Rob Brooks 0.98%
40 Matthew Cartlidge 0.97%
41 Ivan Shelton 0.71%
42 Matthew Sale 0.67%
43 Ashley Horden 0.65%
44 Will Murton 0.56%
45 Joel Manley 0.41%
46 Shane Parkes 0.21%
47 David Durose 0.19%
48 Chris Steele 0.12%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 James Killick 15.50
2 Martin Latham 11.50
3 David Bourne 11.00
4 Terry Howard 10.00
5 Jordan Humphreys 8.00
6 James Tee 8.00
7 Ashley Horden 8.00
8 Gary Nixon 8.00
9 Mark Robson 7.50
10 Jake Child 6.50
11 Martin Walley 6.50
12 Peter Linney 6.00
13 Matt King 5.50
14 Gordon Hassall 5.00
15 Rob Lawrie 3.50
16 Samuel Stening 3.50
17 Adam Done 3.00
18 Richard Griffiths 3.00
19 Peter Hughes 3.00
20 Jack Wilkinson 3.00
21 Gary Davies 3.00
22 Dave Hodkinson 3.00
23 Dale Cox 3.00
24 Matthew Cartlidge 3.00
25 Craig Adlington 3.00
26 Jordan Prince 2.50
27 Tom Butler 2.50
28 Chris Humphries 2.50
29 Will Harris 2.50
30 Paul Elliott 2.50
31 Jordan Johnson 2.50
32 Paul Bayley 2.50
33 Adam Thopliss 2.00
34 Paul Cassidy 2.00
35 Karl Parker 2.00
36 Chris Steele 1.50
37 Ivan Shelton 1.50
38 David Durose 1.50
39 David Owen 1.50
40 Craig Lovatt 1.50
41 Matthew Sale 1.50
42 Mike Mitchell 1.50
43 Matt Perry 1.00
44 George O Gormley 1.00
45 Jake Murphy 1.00
46 Mike Mcnamara 1.00
47 Gary Hand 1.00
48 Steven Brennan 1.00
49 Daniel Lavick 1.00
50 Luke Murray 0.50
51 Rob Brooks 0.50
52 Will Murton 0.50
53 Philip Littler 0.50
54 Joel Manley 0.50

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