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1324.3kgs lost since launch

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Season 28 Standings

Season Loss: 45.3kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Fat Mustards 9 7 0 2 86 48 38 14
Black Team 9 7 0 2 78 53 25 14
FCtwentestone 9 4 1 4 58 81 -23 9
LA Galaxy Bar 9 3 2 4 74 64 10 8
Thinvincibles 9 3 0 6 66 73 -7 6
Heavy Whites 9 1 1 7 37 80 -43 3
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Fat Mustards 9 6 3 0 27 6 21 15
FCtwentestone 9 5 1 3 14 21 -7 11
Black Team 9 3 3 3 20 19 1 9
LA Galaxy Bar 9 4 0 5 19 15 4 8
Thinvincibles 9 3 1 5 14 22 -8 7
Heavy Whites 9 1 2 6 7 18 -11 4
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Black Team 9 6 3 0 23 6 17 15
Thinvincibles 9 6 0 3 18 6 12 12
LA Galaxy Bar 9 4 3 2 15 11 4 11
FCtwentestone 9 4 0 5 14 22 -8 8
The Fat Mustards 9 3 1 5 10 15 -5 7
Heavy Whites 9 0 1 8 6 26 -20 1

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Fat Mustards 3 2 0 1 32 16 16 4
LA Galaxy Bar 3 2 0 1 22 13 9 4
FCtwentestone 3 2 0 1 26 22 4 4
Thinvincibles 3 2 0 1 11 9 2 4
Black Team 3 1 0 2 19 19 0 2
Heavy Whites 3 0 0 3 8 39 -31 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Black Team 5 v 3 Thinvincibles
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 FCtwentestone 4 v 17 The Fat Mustards
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Heavy Whites 6 v 12 LA Galaxy Bar
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 4 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Fat Mustards 5 v 1 Heavy Whites
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Black Team 10 v 3 FCtwentestone
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Thinvincibles 8 v 6 LA Galaxy Bar
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Heavy Whites 0 v 12 The Fat Mustards
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Black Team 5 v 10 LA Galaxy Bar
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 6 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 FCtwentestone 6 v 1 Thinvincibles
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 FCtwentestone 1 v 18 Thinvincibles
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 6 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Heavy Whites 3 v 2 Black Team
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 LA Galaxy Bar 3 v 7 The Fat Mustards
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Black Team 6 v 16 LA Galaxy Bar
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 5 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Thinvincibles 4 v 14 The Fat Mustards
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 5 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 FCtwentestone 8 v 3 Heavy Whites
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - March 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Heavy Whites -1 v 11 Thinvincibles
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 The Fat Mustards 9 v 11 Black Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 LA Galaxy Bar 5 v 5 FCtwentestone
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 1 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - March 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 FCtwentestone 5 v 16 The Fat Mustards
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 7 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Heavy Whites 3 v 12 LA Galaxy Bar
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Black Team 3 v 5 Thinvincibles
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - March 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 The Fat Mustards 0 v 10 FCtwentestone
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Thinvincibles 3 v 11 Black Team
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 LA Galaxy Bar 7 v 7 Heavy Whites
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - April 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 LA Galaxy Bar 15 v 7 Thinvincibles
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Heavy Whites 4 v 13 The Fat Mustards
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 5 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 FCtwentestone 5 v 14 Black Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Black Team 11 v 7 Heavy Whites
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 The Fat Mustards 10 v 6 LA Galaxy Bar
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Thinvincibles 7 v 11 FCtwentestone
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
Week 11 - April 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 FCtwentestone 15 v 5 Heavy Whites
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 6 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Thinvincibles 5 v 0 LA Galaxy Bar
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Black Team 11 v 4 The Fat Mustards
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
Week 12 - April 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 LA Galaxy Bar 4 v 8 Black Team
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Heavy Whites 7 v 11 FCtwentestone
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 The Fat Mustards 11 v 5 Thinvincibles
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 2 Coach Bonus
Week 13 - May 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Thinvincibles - v - Heavy Whites
19:30
League		 FCtwentestone - v - LA Galaxy Bar
20:00
League		 Black Team - v - The Fat Mustards

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Dan Siva 7.61%
2 Maurice Isaacs 6.42%
3 Pras Thiru 5.99%
4 Grant Kemp 4.71%
5 Darrell Ceres 4.64%
6 Stuart Boyland 4.43%
7 Kieran Ansell 4.18%
8 Marcus Mcalmont 3.99%
9 Candy Candappa 3.69%
10 Sirak Solomon 3.16%
11 Kieran Penston 2.53%
12 Toby Hunt 1.81%
13 Simon Wear 1.78%
14 Samuel King 1.68%
15 Harry Whittingham 1.57%
16 Isaiah De Souza 1.47%
17 Gian Cheema 1.24%
18 Ben Skelton 1.24%
19 John King 1.15%
20 Richard Burrowes 1.12%
21 Tom Miles 1.11%
22 Vig Thiru 1.04%
23 Tony Hussein 0.99%
24 Ola Ayankoya 0.91%
25 Dean Sutton 0.82%
26 Wayne Roberts 0.80%
27 Tyrone Johnson 0.64%
28 Daryl Allingham 0.53%
29 Stephen Adams 0.18%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Kieran Ansell 12.00
2 Maurice Isaacs 12.00
3 Grant Kemp 8.00
4 Samuel King 8.00
5 Dan Siva 8.00
6 Pras Thiru 6.00
7 Darrell Ceres 6.00
8 Toby Hunt 5.00
9 Stuart Boyland 5.00
10 Tony Hussein 4.50
11 Marcus Mcalmont 4.50
12 Charlie Davis 4.00
13 Tom Miles 4.00
14 Daryl Allingham 3.50
15 Ola Ayankoya 3.50
16 Isaiah De Souza 3.50
17 Gian Cheema 3.00
18 Wayne Roberts 3.00
19 John King 3.00
20 Kieran Penston 3.00
21 Vig Thiru 2.50
22 Tyrone Johnson 2.50
23 Stephen Adams 2.50
24 Malcolm Kerrigan 2.50
25 Sirak Solomon 2.00
26 Simon Wear 1.50
27 Dean Sutton 1.50
28 Ben Skelton 1.00
29 Richard Burrowes 1.00
30 Candy Candappa 0.50
31 Harry Whittingham 0.50

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