Dartford

1841.7kgs lost since launch

Tuesday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Goals Dartford, Green St, Green Rd, Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Season 18 Standings

Season Loss: 36.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Snack Addicks 4 4 0 0 67 13 54 8
Inter MeTummy 4 3 0 1 36 24 12 6
Fiorentina Turner 4 2 0 2 27 27 0 4
We ate All Depays 4 2 0 2 32 33 -1 4
Green Bay Packets 4 1 2 1 31 43 -12 4
Deliverblue 4 1 1 2 28 31 -3 3
The Real Madras 4 1 1 2 17 27 -10 3
Large Lad F.C 4 0 0 4 9 49 -40 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Snack Addicks 4 4 0 0 28 0 29 8
Fiorentina Turner 4 4 0 0 4 0 8 8
Inter MeTummy 4 3 0 1 15 4 11 6
Deliverblue 4 2 0 2 7 3 4 4
The Real Madras 4 1 0 3 1 7 -6 2
Green Bay Packets 4 1 0 3 3 12 -9 2
We ate All Depays 4 1 0 3 0 13 -15 2
Large Lad F.C 4 0 0 4 0 18 -22 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Snack Addicks 4 3 1 0 27 5 22 7
We ate All Depays 4 3 1 0 23 9 14 7
Inter MeTummy 4 2 0 2 11 12 -1 4
Green Bay Packets 4 2 0 2 18 20 -2 4
The Real Madras 4 2 0 2 7 10 -3 4
Fiorentina Turner 4 2 0 2 13 21 -8 4
Deliverblue 4 1 0 3 10 17 -7 2
Large Lad F.C 4 0 0 4 5 20 -15 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Large Lad F.C 4 v 12 Inter MeTummy
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fiorentina Turner 8 v 3 The Real Madras
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Green Bay Packets 4 v 19 Snack Addicks
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 10 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Deliverblue 7 v 14 We ate All Depays
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Deliverblue 3 v 6 Fiorentina Turner
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 We ate All Depays 4 v 10 Inter MeTummy
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Snack Addicks 22 v 1 Large Lad F.C
Scales 10
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 3
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 9 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 The Real Madras 6 v 6 Green Bay Packets
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Large Lad F.C 3 v 7 The Real Madras
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Green Bay Packets 10 v 10 Deliverblue
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Inter MeTummy 4 v 15 Snack Addicks
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Fiorentina Turner 5 v 10 We ate All Depays
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-4
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 11 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - April 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Fiorentina Turner 8 v 11 Green Bay Packets
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 9 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 We ate All Depays 4 v 11 Snack Addicks
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Deliverblue 8 v 1 Large Lad F.C
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 The Real Madras 1 v 10 Inter MeTummy
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Green Bay Packets - v - We ate All Depays
20:30
League		 Large Lad F.C - v - Fiorentina Turner
21:00
League		 Inter MeTummy - v - Deliverblue
21:30
League		 Snack Addicks - v - The Real Madras
Week 6 - April 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 We ate All Depays - v - The Real Madras
20:30
League		 Fiorentina Turner - v - Inter MeTummy
21:00
League		 Deliverblue - v - Snack Addicks
21:30
League		 Green Bay Packets - v - Large Lad F.C
Week 7 - April 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Inter MeTummy - v - Green Bay Packets
20:30
League		 The Real Madras - v - Deliverblue
21:00
League		 Snack Addicks - v - Fiorentina Turner
21:30
League		 Large Lad F.C - v - We ate All Depays
Week 8 - May 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 We ate All Depays - v - Deliverblue
20:30
League		 The Real Madras - v - Fiorentina Turner
21:00
League		 Snack Addicks - v - Green Bay Packets
21:30
League		 Inter MeTummy - v - Large Lad F.C
Week 9 - May 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Green Bay Packets - v - The Real Madras
20:30
League		 Large Lad F.C - v - Snack Addicks
21:00
League		 Fiorentina Turner - v - Deliverblue
21:30
League		 Inter MeTummy - v - We ate All Depays
Week 10 - May 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 We ate All Depays - v - Fiorentina Turner
20:30
League		 The Real Madras - v - Large Lad F.C
21:00
League		 Deliverblue - v - Green Bay Packets
21:30
League		 Snack Addicks - v - Inter MeTummy
Week 11 - May 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Inter MeTummy - v - The Real Madras
20:30
League		 Green Bay Packets - v - Fiorentina Turner
21:00
League		 Snack Addicks - v - We ate All Depays
21:30
League		 Large Lad F.C - v - Deliverblue
Week 12 - June 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 The Real Madras - v - Snack Addicks
20:30
League		 We ate All Depays - v - Green Bay Packets
21:00
League		 Fiorentina Turner - v - Large Lad F.C
21:30
League		 Deliverblue - v - Inter MeTummy
Week 13 - June 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Snack Addicks - v - Deliverblue
20:30
League		 The Real Madras - v - We ate All Depays
21:00
League		 Large Lad F.C - v - Green Bay Packets
21:30
League		 Inter MeTummy - v - Fiorentina Turner
Week 14 - June 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 We ate All Depays - v - Large Lad F.C
20:30
League		 Deliverblue - v - The Real Madras
21:00
League		 Green Bay Packets - v - Inter MeTummy
21:30
League		 Fiorentina Turner - v - Snack Addicks

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Darren Box 7.55%
2 Leigh Pell 6.84%
3 Sam Andrews 6.49%
4 Neil Parsons 5.38%
5 Jamie Bell 3.83%
6 Andrew Payne 3.61%
7 Oliver Gafga 3.51%
8 Ali Hassan 2.91%
9 Sam Hayes 2.62%
10 Kushal Babla 2.61%
11 Jason Ford 2.37%
12 Ziya Musa 2.24%
13 Louis Moore-nye 1.96%
14 Paul Anastasiou 1.94%
15 Deshi Fung 1.87%
16 David Hye 1.83%
17 Chris Turner 1.79%
18 William Britton 1.69%
19 Adam Deller 1.61%
20 Noel Carroll 1.55%
21 Darren Jessop 1.47%
22 Adam Hunt 1.41%
23 Lawrence Morris 1.26%
24 Mike Small 1.20%
25 Michael Artiss 1.07%
26 David Paulizky 1.03%
27 Billy Lambert 0.99%
28 Ahmet Dogan 0.99%
29 Matt Shapley 0.98%
30 James Axford 0.98%
31 Dan Salter 0.85%
32 Luke Allen 0.85%
33 Steve Nagle 0.75%
34 Stuart Bloomfield 0.59%
35 Sanjiv Kumar 0.50%
36 Joseph Latham 0.46%
37 Troy Blackwood 0.39%
38 Bradleigh Sims 0.37%
39 Matthew Rigby 0.36%
40 Charlie Frost 0.20%
41 Perry Holder 0.18%
42 Edward Hughes 0.16%
43 Chris Callaghan 0.11%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 James Axford 6.50
2 Darren Box 6.00
3 Sam Andrews 5.50
4 Leigh Pell 5.50
5 Adam Hunt 4.00
6 Noel Carroll 3.50
7 Neil Parsons 3.50
8 Darren Jessop 3.00
9 Kushal Babla 3.00
10 Lawrence Morris 3.00
11 Oliver Gafga 2.50
12 Perry Holder 2.50
13 Jason Ford 2.50
14 Jamie Bell 2.50
15 Louis Moore-nye 2.50
16 Ali Hassan 2.50
17 Michael Artiss 1.50
18 Bradleigh Sims 1.00
19 David Paulizky 1.00
20 Adam Deller 1.00
21 Connor Tarpey 1.00
22 Sam Hayes 1.00
23 Andrew Payne 1.00
24 Steve Nagle 1.00
25 Paul Anastasiou 1.00
26 Chris Turner 1.00
27 David Hye 1.00
28 Chris Callaghan 1.00
29 Charlie Frost 1.00
30 Troy Blackwood 1.00
31 Billy Lambert 1.00
32 Deshi Fung 1.00
33 Ziya Musa 1.00
34 Sanjiv Kumar 0.50
35 Edward Hughes 0.50
36 Ahmet Dogan 0.50
37 Mike Small 0.50
38 Matt Shapley 0.50
39 Joseph Latham 0.50
40 Dan Salter 0.50
41 Stuart Bloomfield 0.50
42 Luke Allen 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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