Dartford
1845.2kgs lost since launch
Tuesday 19:30 - 22:00
WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Goals Dartford, Green St, Green Rd, Dartford, DA1 1QE
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Season 18 Standings
Season Loss: 39.6kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snack Addicks | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 75 | 14 | 61 | 10 |
| Inter MeTummy | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 44 | 29 | 15 | 8 |
| Fiorentina Turner | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 6 |
| Green Bay Packets | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 40 | 42 | -2 | 6 |
| We ate All Depays | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 31 | 42 | -11 | 4 |
| Deliverblue | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 33 | 39 | -6 | 3 |
| The Real Madras | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 35 | -17 | 3 |
| Large Lad F.C | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 58 | -41 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snack Addicks | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 0 | 35 | 10 |
| Inter MeTummy | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 4 | 15 | 8 |
| Fiorentina Turner | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 8 |
| Deliverblue | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 4 |
| Green Bay Packets | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 4 |
| The Real Madras | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 11 | -12 | 2 |
| We ate All Depays | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 14 | -18 | 2 |
| Large Lad F.C | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 22 | -21 | 2 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snack Addicks | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 28 | 5 | 23 | 9 |
| We ate All Depays | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 14 | 9 | 7 |
| Green Bay Packets | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 23 | 20 | 3 | 6 |
| Fiorentina Turner | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 6 |
| Inter MeTummy | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 4 |
| The Real Madras | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 4 |
| Deliverblue | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 18 | -5 | 4 |
| Large Lad F.C | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 22 | -17 | 0 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - March 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Large Lad F.C | 4 | v | 12 | Inter MeTummy | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
5
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 4 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
Fiorentina Turner | 8 | v | 3 | The Real Madras | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 0 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:00 League |
Green Bay Packets | 4 | v | 19 | Snack Addicks | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
6
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 10 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:30 League |
Deliverblue | 7 | v | 14 | We ate All Depays | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 3
|
5
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 6 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 2 - March 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Deliverblue | 3 | v | 6 | Fiorentina Turner | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | -1
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
We ate All Depays | 4 | v | 10 | Inter MeTummy | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | -1
|
5
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:00 League |
Snack Addicks | 22 | v | 1 | Large Lad F.C | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 10
|
-2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 9 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:30 League |
The Real Madras | 6 | v | 6 | Green Bay Packets | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 3 - March 31st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Large Lad F.C | 3 | v | 7 | The Real Madras | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 0
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
Green Bay Packets | 10 | v | 10 | Deliverblue | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 0
|
4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 7 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:00 League |
Inter MeTummy | 4 | v | 15 | Snack Addicks | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
7
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 5 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:30 League |
Fiorentina Turner | 5 | v | 10 | We ate All Depays | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 0
|
-4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 11 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 4 - April 7th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Fiorentina Turner | 8 | v | 11 | Green Bay Packets | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
0
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 9 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
We ate All Depays | 4 | v | 11 | Snack Addicks | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | -2
|
5
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:00 League |
Deliverblue | 8 | v | 1 | Large Lad F.C | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
-3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:30 League |
The Real Madras | 1 | v | 10 | Inter MeTummy | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | -3
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 5 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 5 - April 14th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Green Bay Packets | 9 | v | -1 | We ate All Depays | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
-2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 0 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
Large Lad F.C | 8 | v | 9 | Fiorentina Turner | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 5
|
4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:00 League |
Inter MeTummy | 8 | v | 5 | Deliverblue | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 4
|
0
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 21:30 League |
Snack Addicks | 8 | v | 1 | The Real Madras | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 4
|
-2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 0 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 6 - April 21st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
We ate All Depays | - | v | - | The Real Madras |
| 20:30 League |
Fiorentina Turner | - | v | - | Inter MeTummy |
| 21:00 League |
Deliverblue | - | v | - | Snack Addicks |
| 21:30 League |
Green Bay Packets | - | v | - | Large Lad F.C |
Week 7 - April 28th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
Inter MeTummy | - | v | - | Green Bay Packets |
| 20:30 League |
The Real Madras | - | v | - | Deliverblue |
| 21:00 League |
Snack Addicks | - | v | - | Fiorentina Turner |
| 21:30 League |
Large Lad F.C | - | v | - | We ate All Depays |
Week 8 - May 5th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
We ate All Depays | - | v | - | Deliverblue |
| 20:30 League |
The Real Madras | - | v | - | Fiorentina Turner |
| 21:00 League |
Snack Addicks | - | v | - | Green Bay Packets |
| 21:30 League |
Inter MeTummy | - | v | - | Large Lad F.C |
Week 9 - May 12th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
Green Bay Packets | - | v | - | The Real Madras |
| 20:30 League |
Large Lad F.C | - | v | - | Snack Addicks |
| 21:00 League |
Fiorentina Turner | - | v | - | Deliverblue |
| 21:30 League |
Inter MeTummy | - | v | - | We ate All Depays |
Week 10 - May 19th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
We ate All Depays | - | v | - | Fiorentina Turner |
| 20:30 League |
The Real Madras | - | v | - | Large Lad F.C |
| 21:00 League |
Deliverblue | - | v | - | Green Bay Packets |
| 21:30 League |
Snack Addicks | - | v | - | Inter MeTummy |
Week 11 - May 26th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
Inter MeTummy | - | v | - | The Real Madras |
| 20:30 League |
Green Bay Packets | - | v | - | Fiorentina Turner |
| 21:00 League |
Snack Addicks | - | v | - | We ate All Depays |
| 21:30 League |
Large Lad F.C | - | v | - | Deliverblue |
Week 12 - June 2nd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
The Real Madras | - | v | - | Snack Addicks |
| 20:30 League |
We ate All Depays | - | v | - | Green Bay Packets |
| 21:00 League |
Fiorentina Turner | - | v | - | Large Lad F.C |
| 21:30 League |
Deliverblue | - | v | - | Inter MeTummy |
Week 13 - June 9th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
Snack Addicks | - | v | - | Deliverblue |
| 20:30 League |
The Real Madras | - | v | - | We ate All Depays |
| 21:00 League |
Large Lad F.C | - | v | - | Green Bay Packets |
| 21:30 League |
Inter MeTummy | - | v | - | Fiorentina Turner |
Week 14 - June 16th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:00 League |
We ate All Depays | - | v | - | Large Lad F.C |
| 20:30 League |
Deliverblue | - | v | - | The Real Madras |
| 21:00 League |
Green Bay Packets | - | v | - | Inter MeTummy |
| 21:30 League |
Fiorentina Turner | - | v | - | Snack Addicks |
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Leigh Pell | 8.97% |
| 2 | Darren Box | 7.99% |
| 3 | Sam Andrews | 7.29% |
| 4 | Jamie Bell | 5.30% |
| 5 | Ali Hassan | 5.22% |
| 6 | Neil Parsons | 4.75% |
| 7 | Louis Moore-nye | 3.60% |
| 8 | Paul Anastasiou | 3.10% |
| 9 | Oliver Gafga | 3.06% |
| 10 | Adam Deller | 2.87% |
| 11 | James Axford | 2.70% |
| 12 | Sam Hayes | 2.62% |
| 13 | Kushal Babla | 2.61% |
| 14 | Jason Ford | 2.47% |
| 15 | Andrew Payne | 1.95% |
| 16 | Chris Callaghan | 1.94% |
| 17 | Chris Turner | 1.92% |
| 18 | David Hye | 1.83% |
| 19 | Darren Jessop | 1.77% |
| 20 | Dan Salter | 1.62% |
| 21 | Troy Blackwood | 1.55% |
| 22 | Noel Carroll | 1.55% |
| 23 | Deniz Bal | 1.43% |
| 24 | Michael Artiss | 1.35% |
| 25 | Adam Hunt | 1.32% |
| 26 | William Britton | 1.23% |
| 27 | Ziya Musa | 1.20% |
| 28 | Jemal Akkus | 1.05% |
| 29 | Ahmet Dogan | 0.99% |
| 30 | Billy Lambert | 0.99% |
| 31 | Matt Shapley | 0.98% |
| 32 | Steve Nagle | 0.88% |
| 33 | Luke Allen | 0.85% |
| 34 | Deshi Fung | 0.77% |
| 35 | Joseph Latham | 0.46% |
| 36 | Bradleigh Sims | 0.37% |
| 37 | Perry Holder | 0.27% |
| 38 | Earl Baker | 0.20% |
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Score |
| 1 | Leigh Pell | 9.00 |
| 2 | James Axford | 7.50 |
| 3 | Darren Box | 6.50 |
| 4 | Sam Andrews | 6.00 |
| 5 | Adam Hunt | 4.00 |
| 6 | Darren Jessop | 3.50 |
| 7 | Neil Parsons | 3.50 |
| 8 | Noel Carroll | 3.50 |
| 9 | Louis Moore-nye | 3.00 |
| 10 | Perry Holder | 3.00 |
| 11 | Jason Ford | 3.00 |
| 12 | Jamie Bell | 3.00 |
| 13 | Kushal Babla | 3.00 |
| 14 | Ali Hassan | 3.00 |
| 15 | Troy Blackwood | 2.50 |
| 16 | Chris Callaghan | 2.50 |
| 17 | Adam Deller | 2.50 |
| 18 | Chris Turner | 2.50 |
| 19 | Oliver Gafga | 2.50 |
| 20 | Paul Anastasiou | 2.50 |
| 21 | Lawrence Morris | 2.00 |
| 22 | Michael Artiss | 2.00 |
| 23 | Steve Nagle | 2.00 |
| 24 | Jemal Akkus | 1.50 |
| 25 | David Hye | 1.00 |
| 26 | Connor Tarpey | 1.00 |
| 27 | David Paulizky | 1.00 |
| 28 | Andrew Payne | 1.00 |
| 29 | Sam Hayes | 1.00 |
| 30 | Charlie Frost | 1.00 |
| 31 | Billy Lambert | 1.00 |
| 32 | Deshi Fung | 1.00 |
| 33 | Dan Salter | 1.00 |
| 34 | Ziya Musa | 1.00 |
| 35 | Bradleigh Sims | 1.00 |
| 36 | Sanjiv Kumar | 0.50 |
| 37 | Ahmet Dogan | 0.50 |
| 38 | Lewis Neary | 0.50 |
| 39 | Earl Baker | 0.50 |
| 40 | Matt Shapley | 0.50 |
| 41 | Scott Filmer | 0.50 |
| 42 | Joseph Latham | 0.50 |
| 43 | Deniz Bal | 0.50 |
| 44 | Stuart Bloomfield | 0.50 |
| 45 | Luke Allen | 0.50 |
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