Eastbourne

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Eastbourne Borough Football Club, BN23 7QH

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Season 27 Standings

Season Loss: 83.5kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Tabasco de Gama 8 7 0 1 66 45 21 14
Unathletic Madrid 8 5 1 2 60 48 12 11
Big Black Chicken 8 4 2 2 57 40 17 10
Shanghai Ten-Chins 8 5 0 3 64 53 11 10
FC Twente-Stone 8 4 1 3 84 62 22 9
Gluten Town 8 4 0 4 50 52 -2 8
Inter Me-Lunch 8 1 0 7 32 73 -41 2
Fatzio 8 0 0 8 25 65 -40 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Tabasco de Gama 8 7 0 1 28 12 16 14
FC Twente-Stone 8 6 1 1 48 16 32 13
Gluten Town 8 5 1 2 14 15 -1 11
Unathletic Madrid 8 4 1 3 29 20 9 9
Big Black Chicken 8 3 1 4 18 13 5 7
Fatzio 8 3 0 5 8 16 -8 6
Shanghai Ten-Chins 8 1 2 5 11 30 -19 4
Inter Me-Lunch 8 0 0 8 0 33 -34 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Shanghai Ten-Chins 8 6 1 1 31 6 25 13
Gluten Town 8 5 2 1 21 15 6 12
Big Black Chicken 8 5 1 2 19 12 7 11
Tabasco de Gama 8 4 3 1 18 14 4 11
Unathletic Madrid 8 2 3 3 12 11 1 7
Inter Me-Lunch 8 2 1 5 17 21 -4 5
FC Twente-Stone 8 2 0 6 14 30 -16 4
Fatzio 8 0 1 7 6 29 -23 1

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Gluten Town 8 v 4 Inter Me-Lunch
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 FC Twente-Stone 7 v 16 Shanghai Ten-Chins
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Fatzio 3 v 5 Tabasco de Gama
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Big Black Chicken 3 v 4 Unathletic Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama 3 v 13 FC Twente-Stone
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins 5 v 3 Gluten Town
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid 6 v 4 Inter Me-Lunch
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Big Black Chicken 5 v 2 Fatzio
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone 8 v 8 Big Black Chicken
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Gluten Town 4 v 7 Tabasco de Gama
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Inter Me-Lunch 2 v 6 Shanghai Ten-Chins
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Fatzio 2 v 5 Unathletic Madrid
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - April 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama 11 v 2 Inter Me-Lunch
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Big Black Chicken 5 v 3 Gluten Town
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid 11 v 6 Shanghai Ten-Chins
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Fatzio 3 v 11 FC Twente-Stone
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Gluten Town 10 v 5 Fatzio
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch 4 v 13 Big Black Chicken
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone 9 v 15 Unathletic Madrid
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins 12 v 13 Tabasco de Gama
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone 17 v 6 Gluten Town
Scales 11
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Big Black Chicken 10 v 3 Shanghai Ten-Chins
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid 5 v 8 Tabasco de Gama
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Fatzio 5 v 7 Inter Me-Lunch
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - May 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins 9 v 2 Fatzio
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Gluten Town 6 v 4 Unathletic Madrid
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama 6 v 3 Big Black Chicken
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch 4 v 14 FC Twente-Stone
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - May 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama 13 v 3 Fatzio
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins 7 v 5 FC Twente-Stone
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid 10 v 10 Big Black Chicken
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch 5 v 10 Gluten Town
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - June 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins
20:30
League		 Fatzio - v - Big Black Chicken
21:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Tabasco de Gama
21:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Unathletic Madrid
Week 10 - June 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - Inter Me-Lunch
20:30
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - Fatzio
21:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Gluten Town
21:30
League		 Big Black Chicken - v - FC Twente-Stone
Week 11 - June 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Gluten Town - v - Big Black Chicken
20:30
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Tabasco de Gama
21:00
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - Unathletic Madrid
21:30
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Fatzio
Week 12 - June 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - FC Twente-Stone
20:30
League		 Big Black Chicken - v - Inter Me-Lunch
21:00
League		 Fatzio - v - Gluten Town
21:30
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins
Week 13 - July 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Tabasco de Gama - v - Unathletic Madrid
20:30
League		 Gluten Town - v - FC Twente-Stone
21:00
League		 Inter Me-Lunch - v - Fatzio
21:30
League		 Shanghai Ten-Chins - v - Big Black Chicken
Week 14 - July 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FC Twente-Stone - v - Inter Me-Lunch
20:30
League		 Unathletic Madrid - v - Gluten Town
21:00
League		 Big Black Chicken - v - Tabasco de Gama
21:30
League		 Fatzio - v - Shanghai Ten-Chins

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Roberto Cioc 12.53%
2 Kieran Fifield 7.08%
3 Dominic Newman 5.37%
4 Jack Tutty 5.09%
5 Tim Tudor 5.01%
6 Robert Stocks 4.93%
7 Kevin Parker 4.31%
8 Dayn Clarke 3.85%
9 Sam Grisdale 3.81%
10 Carl Henningway 3.28%
11 Anthony Taylor 2.89%
12 Dylan Scales 2.81%
13 Lee Osborne 2.63%
14 Kyle Williams 2.61%
15 Daniel Baldock 2.59%
16 Andrew Roberts 2.48%
17 Nyle Green 2.34%
18 Mark Burfutt 2.34%
19 Tom Hitchens 2.33%
20 Jose Gonçalves 2.30%
21 John Morley 2.24%
22 Jon Wootton 2.11%
23 Ben Johnson 1.97%
24 Miles Hobden 1.94%
25 Paul Smith 1.91%
26 Simon King 1.84%
27 Zachary Burrage 1.74%
28 Valentin Bastea 1.69%
29 Roberto Tedesco 1.52%
30 George Smith 1.22%
31 Kieren Hill 1.15%
32 Dan Foyster 1.09%
33 John Payne 1.04%
34 Nick Bridle 0.98%
35 Kevin Vine 0.80%
36 James Ashton 0.76%
37 Oliver Waller 0.69%
38 Josh Young 0.61%
39 Kevin Alves 0.54%
40 Tom Weaver 0.44%
41 Ben Mepham 0.29%
42 Tom Evans 0.27%
43 Luke Burrage 0.22%
44 Michael Fox 0.14%
45 James Wells 0.12%
46 Joe Gonnella 0.11%
47 Daniel Fairway 0.07%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Roberto Cioc 11.50
2 Kyle Williams 10.00
3 Tim Tudor 8.50
4 Dominic Newman 8.00
5 Jack Tutty 8.00
6 Kieran Fifield 8.00
7 Paul Smith 7.50
8 Kevin Parker 6.50
9 Daniel Baldock 6.50
10 Sam Grisdale 6.50
11 Joe Gonnella 6.00
12 Dayn Clarke 5.50
13 Jon Wootton 5.00
14 Dylan Scales 3.50
15 Miles Hobden 3.50
16 John Morley 3.50
17 Lee Osborne 3.50
18 Robert Stocks 3.50
19 Kevin Vine 3.50
20 Simon King 3.00
21 Tom Hitchens 3.00
22 Jose Gonçalves 3.00
23 Valentin Bastea 3.00
24 George Smith 3.00
25 Kieren Hill 3.00
26 Andrew Roberts 3.00
27 Carl Henningway 3.00
28 Mark Burfutt 2.50
29 Nick Bridle 2.50
30 Ben Johnson 2.50
31 Oliver Waller 2.50
32 Ashley Mardlin 2.50
33 Nyle Green 2.00
34 Tom Weaver 1.50
35 John Payne 1.50
36 Tom Evans 1.50
37 Paul Cox 1.50
38 Gary Cunningham 1.50
39 James Wells 1.00
40 Dan Foyster 1.00
41 Luke Burrage 1.00
42 Daniel Fairway 0.50
43 James Ashton 0.50
44 Andrew Lee 0.50
45 Stuart Hunt 0.50
46 Michael Fox 0.50
47 Zachary Burrage 0.50
48 Josh Young 0.50

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