Eastleigh

2914.3kgs lost since launch

Friday 19:30 - 21:40

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:40 GAMES FROM 20:10
Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh. SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of Hampshire County Council. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Hampshire (this excludes both Portsmouth and Southampton) to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 19 Standings

Season Loss: 72.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Pork Vale 2 2 0 0 8 0 8 4
Scoffentry City 2 1 1 0 5 0 6 3
Scoffenhein FC 2 1 1 0 5 0 5 3
Inter My Belly 2 1 1 0 6 5 1 3
Barneys Balls FC 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 3
Wetherspoons Wanderers 2 0 1 1 0 2 -2 1
CardiAC Milan 2 0 1 1 0 5 -5 1
What Food FC 2 0 1 1 5 11 -6 1
RB Leipozuction 2 0 1 1 0 5 -6 1
Snackhtar Donutsk 2 0 0 2 0 0 -2 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Scoffentry City 2 2 0 0 3 0 3 4
Inter My Belly 2 1 1 0 4 1 3 3
Wetherspoons Wanderers 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
Pork Vale 2 1 1 0 1 0 1 3
CardiAC Milan 2 1 0 1 5 5 0 2
Scoffenhein FC 2 1 0 1 3 4 -1 2
Barneys Balls FC 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 2
What Food FC 2 0 1 1 1 2 -1 1
RB Leipozuction 2 0 0 2 1 3 -2 0
Snackhtar Donutsk 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Tom Jenner 4.71%
2 Joshua Thornton 4.15%
3 Scott Exell 3.76%
4 Justin Loader 3.29%
5 Michael Salter 3.28%
6 Michael Triggs-rogers 2.92%
7 Mason Bowles 2.84%
8 Daniel Graham 2.80%
9 Harry Kersley 2.76%
10 Steve Jones 2.62%
11 Scot Watt 2.57%
12 Chris Wareham 2.23%
13 Kevin White 2.22%
14 Christian Hatahintwali 2.21%
15 Mike Stephens 2.16%
16 Jacob Moran 2.15%
17 Matthew Colwell 2.10%
18 Huw Evans 1.99%
19 Matt Bell 1.90%
20 Adam Searle 1.79%
21 Darren Cawte 1.75%
22 Nathan Middleton 1.74%
23 Alistair Bennett 1.72%
24 Connor Layland 1.70%
25 Ibrahim Ibrahim 1.68%
26 Hugo A'violet 1.66%
27 Nick Shah 1.50%
28 Jonathan Rumsey 1.48%
29 Connor Lamb 1.47%
30 Timothy Shipwey 1.44%
31 Jack Sherred 1.41%
32 Alex Knowles 1.39%
33 Tom Spurrier 1.36%
34 Stuart White 1.34%
35 David Godfrey 1.21%
36 Jacob Dann 1.14%
37 Ryan Bishop 1.10%
38 Matthew King 1.07%
39 Kev Thornton 1.04%
40 Kizzer Davis 0.87%
41 Chris Eager 0.82%
42 Paul Lees 0.74%
43 Andrew Gigg 0.71%
44 Nicholas Robins 0.70%
45 Dave Carey 0.68%
46 Ollie Rymer 0.62%
47 Peter Newey 0.60%
48 Lewis King 0.56%
49 David Bradford 0.48%
50 Abdulrahman Oke 0.48%
51 Stuart Redding 0.36%
52 Jon Brook 0.27%
53 Sam Guillen 0.15%
54 James Lacey 0.08%
55 Luke Ratel 0.08%
56 Jack White 0.08%

Top Scorers

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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