Eastleigh

2791.8kgs lost since launch

Friday 19:30 - 21:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh. SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of Hampshire County Council. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Hampshire (this excludes both Portsmouth and Southampton) to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 18 Standings

Season Loss: 239.5kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Diabético Madrid 14 11 1 2 46 20 26 23
Paris Sandwhichmen 14 9 1 4 63 39 24 19
Ozempiacos 14 9 1 4 53 46 7 19
Cholesterol Palace 14 8 2 4 79 38 41 18
Ozempic Lyonnais 14 7 2 5 54 42 12 16
Man Titty FC 14 4 3 7 21 38 -17 11
Flaberdeen Fc 14 4 2 8 39 52 -13 10
ToulouseAlot FC 14 4 2 8 25 47 -22 10
Snackrington Stanley 14 4 2 8 12 34 -22 10
Chubby Custards 14 1 2 11 5 41 -36 4
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Ozempiacos 14 11 2 1 35 11 24 24
Cholesterol Palace 14 8 3 3 24 18 6 19
Flaberdeen Fc 14 8 1 5 34 19 15 17
Snackrington Stanley 14 8 1 5 29 22 7 17
ToulouseAlot FC 14 5 4 5 28 19 9 14
Chubby Custards 14 5 4 5 21 22 -1 14
Man Titty FC 14 3 4 7 16 18 -2 10
Paris Sandwhichmen 14 3 3 8 20 27 -7 9
Ozempic Lyonnais 14 3 2 9 11 26 -15 8
Diabético Madrid 14 4 0 10 12 48 -36 8

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Colin Armstrong 16.71%
2 Tom Spurrier 15.42%
3 Stuart Redding 11.31%
4 Oliver Hollman 10.72%
5 Jonathan Rumsey 9.66%
6 Daniel Andrews 8.74%
7 Alex Knowles 8.61%
8 Matthew Colwell 7.72%
9 Martin Ogbonnaya 7.58%
10 Abdulrahman Oke 7.54%
11 Bradley Russell 7.21%
12 Ollie Rymer 7.15%
13 Luke Ratel 6.67%
14 Christian Hatahintwali 5.89%
15 Paul Stone 5.58%
16 Jon Brook 5.43%
17 Samuel Mintrim 5.39%
18 Alistair Bennett 5.30%
19 Jamal Khan 5.12%
20 Matthew King 4.94%
21 Andrew Gigg 4.92%
22 Stuart White 4.47%
23 Kev Thornton 4.06%
24 Craig Frampton 3.78%
25 Trisston Cole 3.72%
26 Colin Harris 3.68%
27 Ibrahim Ibrahim 3.35%
28 Paul Lees 3.32%
29 Kizzer Davis 3.32%
30 Liam Keavney 3.26%
31 Ben Smith 3.23%
32 Jack Medlock 3.18%
33 Adam Searle 2.96%
34 Adam Harris 2.93%
35 Matthew Stewart 2.79%
36 Ryan Bishop 2.74%
37 Scot Watt 2.64%
38 Richard Sherred 2.64%
39 Mark Flanders 2.64%
40 Peter Newey 2.55%
41 Brian Birch 2.43%
42 Michael Ronan 2.40%
43 Kevin White 2.19%
44 Chris Eager 2.08%
45 Mason Bowles 1.92%
46 Jack White 1.88%
47 Toru Tsuzaki 1.86%
48 Paul Russell 1.79%
49 Imran Khan 1.72%
50 Raphael Knoops 1.71%
51 Steve Jones 1.67%
52 Paul Fawley 1.47%
53 David Godfrey 1.44%
54 Jacob Moran 1.42%
55 Christopher Addoo 1.34%
56 Dave Carey 1.17%
57 Scott Middleton 1.02%
58 Leigh Mcildoon 1.01%
59 Daniel Jewell 0.98%
60 Matthew Winter 0.93%
61 Aden Newbury 0.92%
62 Jeremy Ferguson 0.91%
63 Adam Hunt 0.88%
64 Jonathan Mottram 0.75%
65 Charlie Middleton 0.72%
66 Tom Jenner 0.71%
67 Davi Raymo 0.66%
68 Ben Grindrod 0.59%
69 Lewis King 0.55%
70 Joseph Cooper 0.53%
71 Darren Hall 0.52%
72 Benjamin Lewry 0.46%
73 Clive Skeels 0.43%
74 Justin Loader 0.40%
75 Ken Day 0.28%
76 Rahim Miah 0.21%
77 Richard Moseley 0.10%
78 Mike Stephens 0.09%
79 Steve Moore 0.08%
80 Tom Biggs 0.08%

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MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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