Eastleigh

2584.2kgs lost since launch

Friday 19:30 - 21:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh. SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 18 Standings

Season Loss: 31.9kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Cholesterol Palace 2 2 0 0 22 6 16 4
Paris Sandwhichmen 2 2 0 0 18 10 8 4
Ozempiacos 2 2 0 0 17 9 8 4
Snackrington Stanley 2 1 0 1 15 10 5 2
Man Titty FC 2 1 0 1 13 12 1 2
Flaberdeen Fc 2 1 0 1 18 19 -1 2
Chubby Custards 2 1 0 1 11 18 -7 2
Ozempic Lyonnais 2 0 0 2 12 22 -10 0
ToulouseAlot FC 2 0 0 2 8 18 -10 0
Diabético Madrid 2 0 0 2 7 17 -10 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Cholesterol Palace 2 2 0 0 11 1 10 4
Ozempiacos 2 2 0 0 8 3 5 4
Paris Sandwhichmen 2 2 0 0 5 2 3 4
Diabético Madrid 2 1 0 1 1 0 1 2
Snackrington Stanley 2 1 0 1 1 0 1 2
Man Titty FC 2 1 0 1 5 5 0 2
Ozempic Lyonnais 2 1 0 1 8 9 -1 2
Flaberdeen Fc 2 0 0 2 5 10 -5 0
ToulouseAlot FC 2 0 0 2 3 9 -6 0
Chubby Custards 2 0 0 2 1 9 -8 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Cholesterol Palace 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 4
Flaberdeen Fc 2 1 1 0 6 2 4 3
Paris Sandwhichmen 2 1 1 0 6 2 4 3
Snackrington Stanley 2 1 0 1 8 4 4 2
Chubby Custards 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 2
ToulouseAlot FC 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 2
Man Titty FC 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2
Ozempiacos 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
Ozempic Lyonnais 2 0 1 1 0 4 -4 1
Diabético Madrid 2 0 0 2 0 11 -11 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Chubby Custards 8 v 7 Snackrington Stanley
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:20
League		 Diabético Madrid 5 v 9 Paris Sandwhichmen
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:40
League		 Flaberdeen Fc 13 v 10 Ozempic Lyonnais
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:50
League		 Man Titty FC 4 v 10 Ozempiacos
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:10
League		 Cholesterol Palace 11 v 3 ToulouseAlot FC
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Snackrington Stanley 8 v 2 Diabético Madrid
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:20
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen 9 v 5 Flaberdeen Fc
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:40
League		 Cholesterol Palace 11 v 3 Chubby Custards
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 2
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:50
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais 2 v 9 Man Titty FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:10
League		 ToulouseAlot FC 5 v 7 Ozempiacos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Chubby Custards - v - ToulouseAlot FC
20:20
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Ozempic Lyonnais
20:40
League		 Diabético Madrid - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:50
League		 Flaberdeen Fc - v - Snackrington Stanley
21:10
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Paris Sandwhichmen
Week 4 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Man Titty FC
20:20
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Flaberdeen Fc
20:40
League		 ToulouseAlot FC - v - Ozempic Lyonnais
20:50
League		 Chubby Custards - v - Diabético Madrid
21:10
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen - v - Ozempiacos
Week 5 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Snackrington Stanley
20:20
League		 Diabético Madrid - v - ToulouseAlot FC
20:40
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais - v - Paris Sandwhichmen
20:50
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:10
League		 Flaberdeen Fc - v - Chubby Custards
Week 6 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Ozempic Lyonnais
20:20
League		 Diabético Madrid - v - Flaberdeen Fc
20:40
League		 Chubby Custards - v - Man Titty FC
20:50
League		 ToulouseAlot FC - v - Paris Sandwhichmen
21:10
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Ozempiacos
Week 7 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Diabético Madrid
20:20
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Chubby Custards
20:40
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen - v - Snackrington Stanley
20:50
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:10
League		 Flaberdeen Fc - v - ToulouseAlot FC
Week 8 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Flaberdeen Fc - v - Man Titty FC
20:20
League		 Diabético Madrid - v - Ozempiacos
20:40
League		 Chubby Custards - v - Ozempic Lyonnais
20:50
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Paris Sandwhichmen
21:10
League		 ToulouseAlot FC - v - Snackrington Stanley
Week 9 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Man Titty FC - v - ToulouseAlot FC
20:20
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen - v - Chubby Custards
20:40
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais - v - Diabético Madrid
20:50
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Flaberdeen Fc
21:10
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Cholesterol Palace
Week 10 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Chubby Custards
20:20
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen - v - Diabético Madrid
20:40
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Man Titty FC
20:50
League		 ToulouseAlot FC - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:10
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais - v - Flaberdeen Fc
Week 11 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Ozempiacos - v - ToulouseAlot FC
20:20
League		 Diabético Madrid - v - Snackrington Stanley
20:40
League		 Flaberdeen Fc - v - Paris Sandwhichmen
20:50
League		 Chubby Custards - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:10
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Ozempic Lyonnais
Week 12 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais - v - Ozempiacos
20:20
League		 ToulouseAlot FC - v - Chubby Custards
20:40
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Flaberdeen Fc
20:50
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen - v - Man Titty FC
21:10
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Diabético Madrid
Week 13 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais - v - ToulouseAlot FC
20:20
League		 Diabético Madrid - v - Chubby Custards
20:40
League		 Flaberdeen Fc - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:50
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Snackrington Stanley
21:10
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Paris Sandwhichmen
Week 14 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 ToulouseAlot FC - v - Diabético Madrid
20:20
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Ozempiacos
20:40
League		 Chubby Custards - v - Flaberdeen Fc
20:50
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen - v - Ozempic Lyonnais
21:10
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Man Titty FC
Week 15 - July 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:20
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais - v - Snackrington Stanley
20:40
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen - v - ToulouseAlot FC
20:50
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Chubby Custards
21:10
League		 Flaberdeen Fc - v - Diabético Madrid
Week 16 - July 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 ToulouseAlot FC - v - Flaberdeen Fc
20:20
League		 Chubby Custards - v - Ozempiacos
20:40
League		 Diabético Madrid - v - Man Titty FC
20:50
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Ozempic Lyonnais
21:10
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - Paris Sandwhichmen
Week 17 - July 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 Paris Sandwhichmen - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:20
League		 Snackrington Stanley - v - ToulouseAlot FC
20:40
League		 Ozempic Lyonnais - v - Chubby Custards
20:50
League		 Man Titty FC - v - Flaberdeen Fc
21:10
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Diabético Madrid
Week 18 - August 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:10
League		 ToulouseAlot FC - v - Man Titty FC
20:20
League		 Flaberdeen Fc - v - Ozempiacos
20:40
League		 Chubby Custards - v - Paris Sandwhichmen
20:50
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Snackrington Stanley
21:10
League		 Diabético Madrid - v - Ozempic Lyonnais

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Stuart Redding 6.16%
2 Tom Spurrier 4.72%
3 Abdulrahman Oke 4.68%
4 Colin Armstrong 4.62%
5 Luke Ratel 3.30%
6 Paul Stone 3.03%
7 Martin Ogbonnaya 3.00%
8 Daniel Andrews 2.98%
9 Matthew Colwell 2.95%
10 Oliver Hollman 2.90%
11 Craig Frampton 2.71%
12 Alex Knowles 2.46%
13 Martin Loveday 2.34%
14 James Lacey 2.13%
15 Jonathan Rumsey 2.05%
16 Paul Fawley 1.83%
17 Nathan Middleton 1.58%
18 Connor Lamb 1.51%
19 Ben Smith 1.46%
20 Colin Harris 1.32%
21 Jon Brook 1.31%
22 Richard Sherred 1.08%
23 Bradley Russell 0.99%
24 Kieran Davies 0.97%
25 Pablo Hazell 0.95%
26 Dave Carey 0.82%
27 Steve Jones 0.80%
28 Michael Ronan 0.70%
29 Adam Burt 0.53%
30 Davi Raymo 0.44%
31 Mark Flanders 0.39%
32 Lewis King 0.24%
33 James Nash 0.23%
34 Kev Thornton 0.15%
35 Brad Halls 0.13%
36 Matthew Stewart 0.11%
37 Jeremy Ferguson 0.09%
38 Josh Barrett 0.08%
39 Christian Hatahintwali 0.07%
40 David Bradford 0.07%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Craig Frampton 4.00
2 Tom Spurrier 4.00
3 Matthew Colwell 4.00
4 Abdulrahman Oke 4.00
5 Luke Ratel 4.00
6 Brian Birch 4.00
7 Colin Armstrong 3.50
8 Martin Loveday 3.50
9 Michael Ronan 3.50
10 Chris Eager 2.00
11 James Nash 2.00
12 Paul Stone 1.00
13 James Lacey 1.00
14 Jon Brook 1.00
15 Jonathan Rumsey 1.00
16 Martin Ogbonnaya 1.00
17 Nathan Middleton 1.00
18 Connor Lamb 1.00
19 Stuart Redding 1.00
20 Paul Fawley 1.00
21 Mark Flanders 0.50
22 Steve Jones 0.50
23 Oliver Hollman 0.50
24 Brad Halls 0.50
25 Ben Smith 0.50
26 Alex Knowles 0.50
27 Daniel Andrews 0.50
28 Kev Thornton 0.50
29 Kieran Davies 0.50
30 Jeremy Ferguson 0.50
31 Christian Hatahintwali 0.50
32 Matthew Stewart 0.50
33 David Bradford 0.50
34 Dave Carey 0.50
35 Colin Harris 0.50
36 Richard Sherred 0.50
37 Pablo Hazell 0.50
38 Lewis King 0.50
39 Davi Raymo 0.50
40 Bradley Russell 0.50
41 Josh Barrett 0.50
42 Adam Burt 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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