Eastleigh
2552.3kgs lost since launch
Friday 19:30 - 21:30
WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh. SO16 2PA
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Season 18 Standings
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chubby Custards | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Diabético Madrid | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Flaberdeen Fc | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Man Titty FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Snackrington Stanley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| ToulouseAlot FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chubby Custards | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Diabético Madrid | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Flaberdeen Fc | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Man Titty FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Snackrington Stanley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| ToulouseAlot FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chubby Custards | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Diabético Madrid | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Flaberdeen Fc | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Man Titty FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Snackrington Stanley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| ToulouseAlot FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - April 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
| 20:20 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
| 20:40 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
| 20:50 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
| 21:10 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
Week 2 - April 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
| 20:20 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
| 20:40 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
| 20:50 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
| 21:10 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
Week 3 - April 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
| 20:20 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
| 20:40 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 20:50 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
| 21:10 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
Week 4 - May 1st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
| 20:20 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
| 20:40 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
| 20:50 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
| 21:10 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
Week 5 - May 8th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
| 20:20 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
| 20:40 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
| 20:50 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 21:10 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
Week 6 - May 15th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
| 20:20 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
| 20:40 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
| 20:50 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
| 21:10 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
Week 7 - May 22nd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
| 20:20 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
| 20:40 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
| 20:50 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 21:10 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
Week 8 - May 29th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
| 20:20 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
| 20:40 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
| 20:50 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
| 21:10 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
Week 9 - June 5th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
| 20:20 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
| 20:40 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
| 20:50 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
| 21:10 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
Week 10 - June 12th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
| 20:20 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
| 20:40 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
| 20:50 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 21:10 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
Week 11 - June 19th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
| 20:20 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
| 20:40 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
| 20:50 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 21:10 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
Week 12 - June 26th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
| 20:20 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
| 20:40 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
| 20:50 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
| 21:10 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
Week 13 - July 3rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
| 20:20 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
| 20:40 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 20:50 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
| 21:10 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
Week 14 - July 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
| 20:20 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
| 20:40 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
| 20:50 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
| 21:10 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
Week 15 - July 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 20:20 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
| 20:40 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
| 20:50 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
| 21:10 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
Week 16 - July 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
| 20:20 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
| 20:40 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
| 20:50 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
| 21:10 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
Week 17 - July 31st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
Paris Sandwhichmen | - | v | - | Cholesterol Palace |
| 20:20 League |
Snackrington Stanley | - | v | - | ToulouseAlot FC |
| 20:40 League |
Ozempic Lyonnais | - | v | - | Chubby Custards |
| 20:50 League |
Man Titty FC | - | v | - | Flaberdeen Fc |
| 21:10 League |
Ozempiacos | - | v | - | Diabético Madrid |
Week 18 - August 7th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 20:10 League |
ToulouseAlot FC | - | v | - | Man Titty FC |
| 20:20 League |
Flaberdeen Fc | - | v | - | Ozempiacos |
| 20:40 League |
Chubby Custards | - | v | - | Paris Sandwhichmen |
| 20:50 League |
Cholesterol Palace | - | v | - | Snackrington Stanley |
| 21:10 League |
Diabético Madrid | - | v | - | Ozempic Lyonnais |
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
Top Scorers
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