Falmer

1390.9kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex, BN1 9PJ

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Season 26 Standings

Season Loss: 25.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Man Titty 4 4 0 0 31 18 13 8
Red Bull Salzburger 4 3 0 1 24 15 9 6
Bayern Munchin 4 3 0 1 29 21 8 6
Fenerbackache 4 2 0 2 21 16 5 4
Game of Throw Ins 4 1 1 2 19 18 1 3
Largentina 4 1 1 2 7 16 -9 3
Black Forest Fatto’s 4 1 0 3 18 27 -9 2
Rapid Viennetta 4 0 0 4 8 26 -18 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Man Titty 4 3 1 0 11 0 14 7
Bayern Munchin 4 2 1 1 12 7 5 5
Red Bull Salzburger 4 2 1 1 5 4 1 5
Fenerbackache 4 2 0 2 3 1 2 4
Game of Throw Ins 4 1 2 1 6 6 0 4
Rapid Viennetta 4 1 1 2 0 2 -5 3
Black Forest Fatto’s 4 0 2 2 3 10 -7 2
Largentina 4 0 2 2 0 4 -10 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Bull Salzburger 4 4 0 0 14 4 10 8
Game of Throw Ins 4 3 1 0 12 8 4 7
Fenerbackache 4 3 0 1 14 9 5 6
Bayern Munchin 4 2 0 2 11 10 1 4
Largentina 4 2 0 2 8 7 1 4
Black Forest Fatto’s 4 1 0 3 8 14 -6 2
Rapid Viennetta 4 0 1 3 9 17 -8 1
Man Titty 4 0 0 4 9 16 -7 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Black Forest Fatto’s 13 v 5 Rapid Viennetta
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Game of Throw Ins 2 v 2 Largentina
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Bayern Munchin 8 v 11 Red Bull Salzburger
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Fenerbackache 6 v 8 Man Titty
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Man Titty 7 v 6 Game of Throw Ins
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Rapid Viennetta 1 v 4 Fenerbackache
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Red Bull Salzburger 3 v 0 Largentina
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Bayern Munchin 7 v 3 Black Forest Fatto’s
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Fenerbackache 3 v 6 Bayern Munchin
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Game of Throw Ins 7 v 1 Rapid Viennetta
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Black Forest Fatto’s 1 v 7 Red Bull Salzburger
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Largentina 3 v 10 Man Titty
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Red Bull Salzburger 3 v 6 Man Titty
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Rapid Viennetta 1 v 2 Largentina
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-4
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Bayern Munchin 8 v 4 Game of Throw Ins
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Black Forest Fatto’s 1 v 8 Fenerbackache
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Largentina - v - Bayern Munchin
20:30
League		 Fenerbackache - v - Red Bull Salzburger
21:00
League		 Game of Throw Ins - v - Black Forest Fatto’s
21:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Rapid Viennetta
Week 6 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Red Bull Salzburger - v - Rapid Viennetta
20:30
League		 Bayern Munchin - v - Man Titty
21:00
League		 Black Forest Fatto’s - v - Largentina
21:30
League		 Fenerbackache - v - Game of Throw Ins
Week 7 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Largentina - v - Fenerbackache
20:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Black Forest Fatto’s
21:00
League		 Rapid Viennetta - v - Bayern Munchin
21:30
League		 Game of Throw Ins - v - Red Bull Salzburger
Week 8 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Rapid Viennetta - v - Black Forest Fatto’s
20:30
League		 Largentina - v - Game of Throw Ins
21:00
League		 Red Bull Salzburger - v - Bayern Munchin
21:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Fenerbackache
Week 9 - June 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Black Forest Fatto’s - v - Bayern Munchin
20:30
League		 Largentina - v - Red Bull Salzburger
21:00
League		 Fenerbackache - v - Rapid Viennetta
21:30
League		 Game of Throw Ins - v - Man Titty
Week 10 - June 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Bayern Munchin - v - Fenerbackache
20:30
League		 Rapid Viennetta - v - Game of Throw Ins
21:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Largentina
21:30
League		 Red Bull Salzburger - v - Black Forest Fatto’s
Week 11 - July 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Red Bull Salzburger
20:30
League		 Largentina - v - Rapid Viennetta
21:00
League		 Game of Throw Ins - v - Bayern Munchin
21:30
League		 Fenerbackache - v - Black Forest Fatto’s
Week 12 - July 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Bayern Munchin - v - Largentina
20:30
League		 Black Forest Fatto’s - v - Game of Throw Ins
21:00
League		 Red Bull Salzburger - v - Fenerbackache
21:30
League		 Rapid Viennetta - v - Man Titty
Week 13 - July 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Bayern Munchin
20:30
League		 Largentina - v - Black Forest Fatto’s
21:00
League		 Rapid Viennetta - v - Red Bull Salzburger
21:30
League		 Game of Throw Ins - v - Fenerbackache
Week 14 - July 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Fenerbackache - v - Largentina
20:30
League		 Bayern Munchin - v - Rapid Viennetta
21:00
League		 Black Forest Fatto’s - v - Man Titty
21:30
League		 Red Bull Salzburger - v - Game of Throw Ins

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 William Tan De Thorpe Millard 6.67%
2 Jeff Pollock 6.24%
3 Alastair Lichten 4.55%
4 Oliver Chandler 4.41%
5 Kevin Cox 3.92%
6 Phil Edmunds 3.19%
7 Mike Burton 2.96%
8 Ben Diboll 2.72%
9 Lee Ramsey 2.60%
10 Gary Bushnell 2.55%
11 Nathan Etheridge 2.49%
12 Dan Cobb 2.35%
13 Aaron Devoy 2.28%
14 Aaron Gore 2.19%
15 Simon Jago 2.09%
16 Dan Inman 2.01%
17 Mark Sampson 1.94%
18 Kieran Howard 1.85%
19 Rhys Bloy 1.83%
20 Clive Pullen 1.80%
21 Pablo Ridler 1.77%
22 Dominic Ponsford 1.76%
23 Joe Green 1.69%
24 Jorge Head 1.44%
25 Serge Abdelkader 1.03%
26 Tom Mitchell 0.95%
27 Andy Standen 0.80%
28 Rian Tester 0.78%
29 Marcus Cook 0.71%
30 Peter Cumner 0.66%
31 Craig Dainty 0.57%
32 Neil Jenner 0.50%
33 Shaun Breach 0.48%
34 Mark Bunker 0.42%
35 Andrew Sander 0.41%
36 Simon Penney 0.34%
37 Duncan Ladkin 0.33%
38 Stephen Dovey 0.32%
39 James Trow 0.29%
40 Dexter Cornwell 0.26%
41 Mark Johns 0.19%
42 Aidan Smallwood 0.18%
43 Rob Elkins 0.10%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 William Tan De Thorpe Millard 8.50
2 Alastair Lichten 6.00
3 Dan Cobb 6.00
4 Pablo Ridler 6.00
5 Ben Diboll 6.00
6 Luke Baldwin 6.00
7 Mike Burton 4.00
8 Dominic Ponsford 4.00
9 Jeff Pollock 3.00
10 Andrew Sander 2.50
11 Mark Sampson 2.50
12 Lee Ramsey 2.50
13 Martin Barrett 1.50
14 Aidan Smallwood 1.00
15 Serge Abdelkader 1.00
16 Tom Mitchell 1.00
17 Joe Green 1.00
18 Shaun Breach 1.00
19 Gary Bushnell 1.00
20 Kieran Howard 1.00
21 Nathan Etheridge 1.00
22 Phil Edmunds 1.00
23 Aaron Devoy 1.00
24 Kevin Cox 1.00
25 Jorge Head 1.00
26 Alexander Haygarth 1.00
27 Aaron Gore 1.00
28 Rhys Bloy 1.00
29 Marcus Cook 1.00
30 Joe Bailey 1.00
31 James Kite 1.00
32 Simon Jago 1.00
33 Oliver Chandler 1.00
34 Rob Elkins 0.50
35 Duncan Ladkin 0.50
36 Mark Johns 0.50
37 Rian Tester 0.50
38 James Trow 0.50
39 Clive Pullen 0.50
40 Andy Standen 0.50
41 Neil Jenner 0.50
42 Dan Inman 0.50
43 Stephen Dovey 0.50
44 Paul Jackett 0.50
45 Craig Dainty 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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