Glasgow

3099.7kgs lost since launch

Thursday 18:30 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Glasgow Green Football Centre, 28 Kings Drive, Glasgow, G40 1HB

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Glasgow. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 25 Standings

Season Loss: 122.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Man Titty 5 5 0 0 83 36 47 10
Fatlanta Utd 5 4 0 1 82 52 30 8
Fulla Ham 5 3 0 2 60 54 6 6
Red Star Belly Grade 5 2 0 3 53 58 -5 4
Shamrock Leftovers 5 1 0 4 50 73 -23 2
Borussia Dort-Munch 5 0 0 5 38 93 -55 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Man Titty 5 4 0 1 26 9 17 8
Fatlanta Utd 5 2 1 2 28 20 8 5
Fulla Ham 5 2 1 2 17 18 -1 5
Shamrock Leftovers 5 2 1 2 15 21 -6 5
Borussia Dort-Munch 5 2 0 3 8 21 -13 4
Red Star Belly Grade 5 1 1 3 9 14 -5 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Fatlanta Utd 5 5 0 0 39 22 17 10
Man Titty 5 4 0 1 47 16 31 8
Fulla Ham 5 3 0 2 29 25 4 6
Red Star Belly Grade 5 2 0 3 37 34 3 4
Shamrock Leftovers 5 1 0 4 26 41 -15 2
Borussia Dort-Munch 5 0 0 5 21 61 -40 0

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Fatlanta Utd 1 1 0 0 18 7 11 2
Shamrock Leftovers 1 1 0 0 17 6 11 2
Fulla Ham 1 1 0 0 13 12 1 2
Man Titty 1 0 0 1 12 13 -1 0
Red Star Belly Grade 1 0 0 1 7 18 -11 0
Borussia Dort-Munch 1 0 0 1 6 17 -11 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch 10 v 16 Shamrock Leftovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 10 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fatlanta Utd 13 v 7 Red Star Belly Grade
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fulla Ham 9 v 11 Man Titty
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch 12 v 15 Fatlanta Utd
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 10 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Shamrock Leftovers 10 v 12 Man Titty
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Red Star Belly Grade 9 v 13 Fulla Ham
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 11 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Red Star Belly Grade 7 v 18 Fatlanta Utd
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Fulla Ham 13 v 12 Man Titty
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Shamrock Leftovers 17 v 6 Borussia Dort-Munch
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty 16 v 3 Red Star Belly Grade
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 11 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fulla Ham 16 v 5 Borussia Dort-Munch
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatlanta Utd 23 v 7 Shamrock Leftovers
Scales 11
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - April 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch 4 v 28 Man Titty
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 17 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fatlanta Utd 21 v 10 Fulla Ham
Scales 10
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Shamrock Leftovers 9 v 16 Red Star Belly Grade
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 11 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - April 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Red Star Belly Grade 18 v 7 Borussia Dort-Munch
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 16 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fulla Ham 12 v 8 Shamrock Leftovers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Man Titty 16 v 10 Fatlanta Utd
Scales 9
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - April 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Fulla Ham
19:30
Cup		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Shamrock Leftovers
20:00
Cup		 Man Titty - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
Week 8 - April 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Fulla Ham
19:30
League		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Fatlanta Utd
20:00
League		 Shamrock Leftovers - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
Week 9 - April 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fulla Ham - v - Red Star Belly Grade
19:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Shamrock Leftovers
20:00
League		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
Week 10 - May 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Shamrock Leftovers - v - Fatlanta Utd
19:30
League		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Man Titty
20:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch - v - Fulla Ham
Week 11 - May 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Man Titty
19:30
Cup		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
20:00
Cup		 Fulla Ham - v - Shamrock Leftovers
Week 12 - May 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fulla Ham - v - Fatlanta Utd
19:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
20:00
League		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Shamrock Leftovers
Week 13 - May 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch - v - Red Star Belly Grade
19:30
League		 Shamrock Leftovers - v - Fulla Ham
20:00
League		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Man Titty
Week 14 - June 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Gary Mcfarlane 8.18%
2 Jason Beattie-hunter 7.84%
3 Stephen Hutchison 6.98%
4 Nathan Thomson 6.48%
5 Darren Gorman 6.48%
6 Paul Forgie 5.87%
7 Thomas Munro 5.78%
8 Michael Driscoll 4.59%
9 Abdul Muneeb 4.32%
10 Robert Campbell 4.23%
11 Tony Bergna 4.20%
12 Saud Alsaadi 4.18%
13 Graeme Smith 4.02%
14 Stephen Slessor 3.85%
15 Dwayne Johnson 3.32%
16 Elias Al Kiyumi 3.09%
17 Conner Mckay 3.06%
18 Jonathan Kennedy 2.81%
19 Brian Mitchell 2.53%
20 Kevin Cain 2.12%
21 Ged Blair 2.10%
22 Matthew Wilson 2.03%
23 Nicholas Johnstone 1.91%
24 Mohammed Alk 1.86%
25 Shaun Vallance 1.81%
26 Yazan Altaamneh 1.49%
27 Jack Mitchell 1.49%
28 Paul Brady 1.49%
29 Daniel Cappie 1.42%
30 David Cain 1.36%
31 Khalid Alkhtemi 1.32%
32 Philip Welsh 1.25%
33 Alex Mccartney 1.14%
34 Peter Hannington 1.04%
35 Fraser Mclean 0.98%
36 Harrison Bott 0.98%
37 Adam Dunlop 0.81%
38 Remo Baldassarra 0.69%
39 Stephen Bennett 0.51%
40 Brian Mctaggart 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Jason Beattie-hunter 11.50
2 Gary Mcfarlane 8.50
3 Stephen Hutchison 8.50
4 Thomas Munro 8.00
5 Darren Gorman 8.00
6 Paul Forgie 6.50
7 Michael Driscoll 6.50
8 Graeme Smith 6.00
9 Nathan Thomson 5.50
10 Harrison Bott 5.50
11 Jonathan Kennedy 5.50
12 Conner Mckay 5.50
13 Robert Campbell 5.00
14 Yazan Altaamneh 4.50
15 Elias Al Kiyumi 3.50
16 Saud Alsaadi 3.50
17 Paul Brady 3.50
18 Brian Mitchell 3.50
19 Tony Bergna 3.00
20 Stephen Slessor 3.00
21 Kevin Cain 2.50
22 Abdul Muneeb 2.50
23 Dwayne Johnson 2.50
24 Nicholas Johnstone 2.50
25 Jack Mitchell 2.50
26 David Cain 2.50
27 Fraser Mclean 2.00
28 James Buchanan 1.50
29 Lee Smart 1.50
30 Peter Hannington 1.50
31 Matthew Wilson 1.00
32 Brian Mctaggart 1.00
33 Shaun Vallance 1.00
34 Daniel Cappie 1.00
35 Khalid Alkhtemi 1.00
36 Alex Mccartney 1.00
37 Adam Dunlop 1.00
38 Ged Blair 0.50
39 Philip Welsh 0.50
40 Remo Baldassarra 0.50
41 Dean Mccluskey 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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