Glasgow

3008.4kgs lost since launch

Thursday 18:30 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Glasgow Green Football Centre, 28 Kings Drive, Glasgow, G40 1HB

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Glasgow. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 25 Standings

Season Loss: 30.8kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Fatlanta Utd 2 2 0 0 28 19 9 4
Man Titty 2 2 0 0 23 19 4 4
Shamrock Leftovers 2 1 0 1 26 22 4 2
Fulla Ham 2 1 0 1 22 20 2 2
Borussia Dort-Munch 2 0 0 2 22 31 -9 0
Red Star Belly Grade 2 0 0 2 16 26 -10 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Star Belly Grade 2 1 1 0 6 3 3 3
Shamrock Leftovers 2 1 0 1 7 4 3 2
Man Titty 2 1 0 1 5 6 -1 2
Fulla Ham 2 1 0 1 4 5 -1 2
Borussia Dort-Munch 2 1 0 1 4 7 -3 2
Fatlanta Utd 2 0 1 1 5 6 -1 1
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Man Titty 2 2 0 0 15 8 7 4
Fatlanta Utd 2 2 0 0 17 11 6 4
Shamrock Leftovers 2 1 0 1 16 15 1 2
Fulla Ham 2 1 0 1 13 12 1 2
Borussia Dort-Munch 2 0 0 2 15 20 -5 0
Red Star Belly Grade 2 0 0 2 8 18 -10 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch 10 v 16 Shamrock Leftovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 10 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fatlanta Utd 13 v 7 Red Star Belly Grade
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fulla Ham 9 v 11 Man Titty
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch 12 v 15 Fatlanta Utd
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 10 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Shamrock Leftovers 10 v 12 Man Titty
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Red Star Belly Grade 9 v 13 Fulla Ham
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 11 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Fatlanta Utd
19:30
Cup		 Fulla Ham - v - Man Titty
20:00
Cup		 Shamrock Leftovers - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
Week 4 - March 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Red Star Belly Grade
19:30
League		 Fulla Ham - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
20:00
League		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Shamrock Leftovers
Week 5 - April 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch - v - Man Titty
19:30
League		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Fulla Ham
20:00
League		 Shamrock Leftovers - v - Red Star Belly Grade
Week 6 - April 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
19:30
League		 Fulla Ham - v - Shamrock Leftovers
20:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Fatlanta Utd
Week 7 - April 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Fulla Ham
19:30
Cup		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Shamrock Leftovers
20:00
Cup		 Man Titty - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
Week 8 - April 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Man Titty - v - Fulla Ham
19:30
League		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Fatlanta Utd
20:00
League		 Shamrock Leftovers - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
Week 9 - April 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fulla Ham - v - Red Star Belly Grade
19:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Shamrock Leftovers
20:00
League		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
Week 10 - May 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Shamrock Leftovers - v - Fatlanta Utd
19:30
League		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Man Titty
20:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch - v - Fulla Ham
Week 11 - May 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Man Titty
19:30
Cup		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
20:00
Cup		 Fulla Ham - v - Shamrock Leftovers
Week 12 - May 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fulla Ham - v - Fatlanta Utd
19:30
League		 Man Titty - v - Borussia Dort-Munch
20:00
League		 Red Star Belly Grade - v - Shamrock Leftovers
Week 13 - May 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Borussia Dort-Munch - v - Red Star Belly Grade
19:30
League		 Shamrock Leftovers - v - Fulla Ham
20:00
League		 Fatlanta Utd - v - Man Titty
Week 14 - June 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Dwayne Johnson 3.89%
2 Jason Beattie-hunter 3.81%
3 Conner Mckay 3.44%
4 Gary Mcfarlane 3.13%
5 Daniel Devine 2.90%
6 Stephen Hutchison 2.51%
7 Gillen Reid 2.46%
8 Michael Driscoll 2.33%
9 Jonathan Kennedy 2.09%
10 Kevin Cain 2.02%
11 Thomas Munro 1.95%
12 David Cain 1.88%
13 Darren Gorman 1.84%
14 Stephen Slessor 1.82%
15 Nicholas Johnstone 1.79%
16 Harrison Bott 1.47%
17 Nathan Thomson 1.30%
18 Paul Smith 0.81%
19 Matthew Wilson 0.80%
20 Brian Mitchell 0.79%
21 Alex Mccartney 0.76%
22 Paul Forgie 0.70%
23 Khalid Alkhtemi 0.61%
24 Saud Alsaadi 0.61%
25 Elias Al Kiyumi 0.45%
26 Dom Gallagher 0.42%
27 Stephen Bennett 0.31%
28 Peter Hannington 0.10%
29 Lee Smart 0.07%
30 Graeme Smith 0.07%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Jonathan Kennedy 4.00
2 Jason Beattie-hunter 4.00
3 Michael Driscoll 4.00
4 Conner Mckay 3.50
5 Harrison Bott 3.50
6 Gary Mcfarlane 1.00
7 Stephen Hutchison 1.00
8 Stephen Slessor 1.00
9 Brian Mitchell 1.00
10 Nicholas Johnstone 1.00
11 Darren Gorman 1.00
12 Nathan Thomson 1.00
13 Khalid Alkhtemi 0.50
14 Gillen Reid 0.50
15 Dwayne Johnson 0.50
16 Alex Mccartney 0.50
17 Lee Smart 0.50
18 Saud Alsaadi 0.50
19 Elias Al Kiyumi 0.50
20 Matthew Wilson 0.50
21 Dom Gallagher 0.50
22 David Cain 0.50
23 Kevin Cain 0.50
24 Paul Smith 0.50
25 Peter Hannington 0.50
26 Stephen Bennett 0.50
27 Graeme Smith 0.50
28 Paul Forgie 0.50
29 Daniel Devine 0.50
30 Thomas Munro 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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