Guildford

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Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Guildford, GU2 8DU

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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 103.5kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Slim Reapers FC 7 5 1 1 82 52 30 11
Slim Shadies FC 7 4 0 3 65 57 8 8
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 7 4 0 3 59 57 2 8
Golden Wanderers 7 4 0 3 62 66 -4 8
Boca Chewniors 7 2 1 4 52 50 2 5
Ivory Toast 7 1 0 6 43 81 -38 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Slim Reapers FC 7 6 0 1 41 17 24 12
Slim Shadies FC 7 4 1 2 33 19 14 9
Golden Wanderers 7 3 1 3 27 37 -10 7
Boca Chewniors 7 3 0 4 27 19 8 6
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 7 2 0 5 17 30 -13 4
Ivory Toast 7 2 0 5 13 36 -23 4
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Golden Wanderers 7 4 2 1 18 12 6 10
Slim Reapers FC 7 4 1 2 21 17 4 9
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 7 3 2 2 23 11 12 8
Slim Shadies FC 7 2 2 3 17 21 -4 6
Ivory Toast 7 3 0 4 16 25 -9 6
Boca Chewniors 7 0 3 4 6 15 -9 3

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Slim Shadies FC 2 1 0 1 20 18 2 2
Golden Wanderers 2 1 0 1 20 19 1 2
Boca Chewniors 2 1 0 1 10 9 1 2
Slim Reapers FC 2 1 0 1 14 15 -1 2
Ivory Toast 2 1 0 1 11 12 -1 2
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 2 1 0 1 12 14 -2 2

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Boca Chewniors 5 v 7 Snow White and the 7 Craigs
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Ivory Toast 10 v 16 Slim Reapers FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Golden Wanderers 8 v 12 Slim Shadies FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Boca Chewniors 6 v 10 Golden Wanderers
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Snow White and the 7 Craigs 10 v 6 Slim Reapers FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Slim Shadies FC 7 v 11 Ivory Toast
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 Boca Chewniors 3 v 5 Snow White and the 7 Craigs
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Ivory Toast 7 v 5 Slim Reapers FC
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Golden Wanderers 9 v 12 Slim Shadies FC
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Golden Wanderers 6 v 20 Snow White and the 7 Craigs
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
12
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 6
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Slim Reapers FC 14 v 4 Slim Shadies FC
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ivory Toast 6 v 13 Boca Chewniors
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Golden Wanderers 15 v 3 Ivory Toast
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Snow White and the 7 Craigs 2 v 11 Slim Shadies FC
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Boca Chewniors 10 v 10 Slim Reapers FC
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Slim Reapers FC 12 v 5 Golden Wanderers
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Slim Shadies FC 6 v 5 Boca Chewniors
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ivory Toast 3 v 7 Snow White and the 7 Craigs
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 Slim Reapers FC 9 v 8 Slim Shadies FC
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Golden Wanderers 11 v 7 Snow White and the 7 Craigs
Scales 7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Boca Chewniors 7 v 4 Ivory Toast
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Snow White and the 7 Craigs 4 v 10 Boca Chewniors
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 5
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Slim Shadies FC 10 v 11 Golden Wanderers
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Slim Reapers FC 8 v 4 Ivory Toast
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Golden Wanderers 7 v 3 Boca Chewniors
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Slim Reapers FC 16 v 9 Snow White and the 7 Craigs
Scales 9
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 4
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ivory Toast 6 v 15 Slim Shadies FC
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 10 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Snow White and the 7 Craigs - v - Golden Wanderers
20:00
League		 Boca Chewniors - v - Ivory Toast
20:30
League		 Slim Shadies FC - v - Slim Reapers FC
Week 11 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 Boca Chewniors - v - Slim Reapers FC
20:00
Cup		 Golden Wanderers - v - Ivory Toast
20:30
Cup		 Slim Shadies FC - v - Snow White and the 7 Craigs
Week 12 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Slim Shadies FC - v - Snow White and the 7 Craigs
20:00
League		 Slim Reapers FC - v - Boca Chewniors
20:30
League		 Ivory Toast - v - Golden Wanderers
Week 13 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Snow White and the 7 Craigs - v - Ivory Toast
20:00
League		 Boca Chewniors - v - Slim Shadies FC
20:30
League		 Golden Wanderers - v - Slim Reapers FC
Week 14 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
Cup		 Ivory Toast - v - Slim Shadies FC
20:00
Cup		 Snow White and the 7 Craigs - v - Slim Reapers FC
20:30
Cup		 Boca Chewniors - v - Golden Wanderers

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Ross Mckay 8.84%
2 Mat Johns 8.19%
3 Alexander Maurizio Cremona 8.07%
4 Keiran Kenneth 7.33%
5 Bradley Marchant 6.03%
6 James Turner 5.85%
7 John Fleetwood 5.64%
8 Sergio Ginex 5.36%
9 Tim Lawrence 4.31%
10 Tom Cumming 4.28%
11 Graham Palmer 4.20%
12 Daniel Burns 4.01%
13 Riccardo Castagna 4.00%
14 Mark Smithies 3.70%
15 Gerry Jordan 3.58%
16 Iqbal Kamali 3.34%
17 Tom O'neill 3.22%
18 Anthony Parker 3.19%
19 Ray Tizzard 3.12%
20 Daniel Sweetland 2.94%
21 Samson Lewis 2.85%
22 Harry Petherick 2.74%
23 Hayden Goodwin 2.62%
24 Richard Knight 2.31%
25 Waseem Qasim 2.28%
26 Ernest Acquah 2.14%
27 Ayobami Kareem 2.10%
28 Ben Edmunds 2.07%
29 Carl Harmer 1.89%
30 Barry Kings-hodkin 1.85%
31 Julian Murphy 1.67%
32 Rhys Mclaren 1.56%
33 Aqeel Zaman 1.46%
34 Chris Kennedy 1.46%
35 Phil Barlow 1.28%
36 Fraz Farrell 1.18%
37 Joseph Mulae 0.98%
38 Dan Staunton 0.88%
39 Adam Pigott 0.80%
40 Kalab Gezehagn 0.78%
41 Dean Johnson 0.68%
42 David Carr 0.63%
43 Mahad Maimoon 0.60%
44 Daniel Hildreth 0.42%
45 Adam Durrant 0.40%
46 Urfan Khan 0.37%
47 Peter Yorston 0.28%
48 Steven Kilpin 0.20%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Alexander Maurizio Cremona 11.50
2 Paul Murnane 10.00
3 Mat Johns 9.00
4 Gerry Jordan 8.50
5 Daniel Burns 8.50
6 Anthony Parker 8.50
7 Waseem Qasim 8.50
8 Sergio Ginex 8.00
9 John Fleetwood 8.00
10 Urfan Khan 8.00
11 James Turner 8.00
12 Mark Smithies 7.50
13 Ross Mckay 7.00
14 Samson Lewis 6.00
15 Tom Cumming 6.00
16 Tom O'neill 6.00
17 Keiran Kenneth 5.50
18 Phil Barlow 5.00
19 Ayobami Kareem 5.00
20 Graham Palmer 5.00
21 Riccardo Castagna 5.00
22 Ray Tizzard 4.00
23 Bradley Marchant 4.00
24 Barry Kings-hodkin 3.50
25 Harry Petherick 3.50
26 Tim Lawrence 3.50
27 Daniel Hildreth 3.50
28 Ernest Acquah 3.50
29 Carl Harmer 3.50
30 Joseph Mulae 3.50
31 Aqeel Zaman 3.00
32 Fraz Farrell 3.00
33 Daniel Sweetland 3.00
34 Richard Knight 3.00
35 Hayden Goodwin 2.50
36 Chris Kennedy 2.50
37 Rhys Mclaren 2.50
38 Dean Johnson 2.50
39 David Mitchell 2.50
40 Steven Kilpin 2.00
41 Mahad Maimoon 2.00
42 Mark Hannon 1.50
43 Kalab Gezehagn 1.50
44 Iqbal Kamali 1.00
45 Adam Pigott 1.00
46 Ben Edmunds 1.00
47 Adam Durrant 1.00
48 Julian Murphy 1.00
49 Tim Grove 0.50
50 David Carr 0.50
51 Craig Mansfield 0.50
52 Alex Rushent 0.50

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