Harlow

2525kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Harlow Town Football Club, Elizabeth Way, Harlow, CM19 5BE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Harlow. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 23 Standings

Season Loss: 12.8kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Pinky Blinders 5 5 0 0 50 12 38 10
PK Dons 5 4 0 1 40 24 16 8
Forest Green Chubbers 5 2 2 1 32 26 6 6
Backwards Bananas 5 3 0 2 29 23 6 6
Real Heavy Madrid 5 2 1 2 21 17 4 5
Big Red Machines 5 2 1 2 30 37 -7 5
Danny Vs Legends FC 5 0 0 5 15 43 -28 0
Jaffa Cakes Xl 5 0 0 5 8 43 -35 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Pinky Blinders 5 4 0 1 12 2 10 8
Real Heavy Madrid 5 3 1 1 9 0 9 7
Backwards Bananas 5 3 0 2 9 2 7 6
PK Dons 5 3 0 2 15 10 5 6
Forest Green Chubbers 5 2 0 3 13 13 0 4
Jaffa Cakes Xl 5 2 0 3 0 14 -14 4
Big Red Machines 5 1 1 3 7 14 -7 3
Danny Vs Legends FC 5 1 0 4 3 13 -10 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Pinky Blinders 5 5 0 0 31 6 25 10
PK Dons 5 4 0 1 14 10 4 8
Backwards Bananas 5 4 0 1 15 15 0 8
Real Heavy Madrid 5 2 1 2 10 10 0 5
Forest Green Chubbers 5 2 0 3 8 7 1 4
Big Red Machines 5 2 0 3 16 17 -1 4
Danny Vs Legends FC 5 0 1 4 9 24 -15 1
Jaffa Cakes Xl 5 0 0 5 6 20 -14 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines 8 v 4 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 8 v 4 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Backwards Bananas 2 v 10 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 5 v 17 PK Dons
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 PK Dons 7 v 6 Forest Green Chubbers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Backwards Bananas 7 v 3 Big Red Machines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid 4 v 3 Danny Vs Legends FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders 7 v 3 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl 1 v 9 PK Dons
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 2 v 6 Backwards Bananas
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 4 v 4 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Big Red Machines 4 v 13 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders 11 v 3 PK Dons
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Backwards Bananas 3 v 6 Forest Green Chubbers
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 0 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines 7 v 5 Danny Vs Legends FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid 8 v -2 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 PK Dons 4 v 1 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 0 v 9 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 7 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 8 v 8 Big Red Machines
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl 2 v 11 Backwards Bananas
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Real Heavy Madrid
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Forest Green Chubbers
Week 7 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - Backwards Bananas
20:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Big Red Machines
21:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - The Pinky Blinders
Week 8 - May 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Backwards Bananas
20:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Forest Green Chubbers
21:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - Big Red Machines
Week 9 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - The Pinky Blinders
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - Backwards Bananas
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Real Heavy Madrid
Week 10 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - Forest Green Chubbers
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Big Red Machines
21:00
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
Week 11 - May 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Big Red Machines
20:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - Backwards Bananas
21:00
League		 PK Dons - v - The Pinky Blinders
21:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Real Heavy Madrid
Week 12 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - Forest Green Chubbers
20:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - PK Dons
21:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
Week 13 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - The Pinky Blinders
20:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Big Red Machines
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Backwards Bananas
Week 14 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Forest Green Chubbers
21:00
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
21:30
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Real Heavy Madrid

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Thomas Lowe 4.49%
2 Sean Clibbens 3.66%
3 Paul Zuna 3.16%
4 Josh Thurlow 2.62%
5 Paul Gidley 2.57%
6 Davison Chimenya 2.34%
7 Daniel Ramm 2.28%
8 Ben Costello 2.25%
9 Byron Bayford 2.24%
10 Tyler Bown 2.21%
11 Jamie Jules-stock 1.88%
12 Jayden Bartleman 1.85%
13 Lee Bass 1.55%
14 Aaron Morgan 1.37%
15 Robson Mitchell 1.31%
16 Ashley Leat 1.24%
17 Mark Quant 1.20%
18 Tom Venables 1.13%
19 James Thorne 1.05%
20 Charlie Littleton 1.02%
21 Matthew Gold 0.96%
22 Steven Bennett 0.90%
23 Jason Roff 0.80%
24 Alex Overend 0.77%
25 Lee Dossetter 0.65%
26 Colin Jean-louis 0.60%
27 James Gritton 0.60%
28 David Palmer 0.59%
29 Luke Stewart 0.50%
30 Ni Ibidapo-obe 0.39%
31 Kendal Kendall 0.36%
32 Jamie Salisbury 0.29%
33 Matthew Ledain 0.26%
34 Kenny Evans 0.23%
35 Chrispen Sinodzima 0.22%
36 Paul Hitchen 0.20%
37 James Williams 0.17%
38 Matt Bazzoni 0.17%
39 David Jones 0.14%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Sean Clibbens 9.00
2 Ashley Leat 7.00
3 Dan James 6.00
4 Paul Gidley 6.00
5 Thomas Lowe 5.50
6 Luke Stewart 4.00
7 Tyler Bown 3.50
8 Josh Thurlow 3.00
9 Aaron Morgan 3.00
10 Daniel Ramm 3.00
11 Matt Bazzoni 3.00
12 Jason Roff 2.50
13 Davison Chimenya 2.50
14 Ben Costello 2.50
15 Kenny Evans 2.50
16 Paul Zuna 2.50
17 Robson Mitchell 2.50
18 Steven Bennett 2.50
19 James Williams 2.00
20 Byron Bayford 1.50
21 Barry Williams 1.50
22 Charlie Littleton 1.00
23 Matthew Gold 1.00
24 Mark Quant 1.00
25 Paul Kenny 1.00
26 David Palmer 1.00
27 Ni Ibidapo-obe 1.00
28 Chrispen Sinodzima 1.00
29 Jayden Bartleman 1.00
30 James Thorne 1.00
31 Colin Jean-louis 1.00
32 Tom Venables 1.00
33 Paul Hitchen 0.50
34 Lee Bass 0.50
35 Alex Overend 0.50
36 James Gritton 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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