Harlow

2531.7kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Harlow Town Football Club, Elizabeth Way, Harlow, CM19 5BE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Harlow. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 23 Standings

Season Loss: 19.5kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
PK Dons 2 2 0 0 24 11 13 4
The Pinky Blinders 2 2 0 0 17 5 12 4
Forest Green Chubbers 2 1 0 1 14 11 3 2
Big Red Machines 2 1 0 1 11 11 0 2
Real Heavy Madrid 2 1 0 1 8 11 -3 2
Backwards Bananas 2 1 0 1 9 13 -4 2
Jaffa Cakes Xl 2 0 0 2 7 15 -8 0
Danny Vs Legends FC 2 0 0 2 8 21 -13 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Jaffa Cakes Xl 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 4
Real Heavy Madrid 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
PK Dons 2 1 0 1 10 7 3 2
Forest Green Chubbers 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 2
Backwards Bananas 2 1 0 1 3 1 2 2
The Pinky Blinders 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 2
Big Red Machines 2 0 1 1 0 4 -4 1
Danny Vs Legends FC 2 0 0 2 2 10 -8 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
The Pinky Blinders 2 2 0 0 12 1 11 4
PK Dons 2 2 0 0 8 3 5 4
Big Red Machines 2 1 0 1 9 7 2 2
Forest Green Chubbers 2 1 0 1 5 4 1 2
Backwards Bananas 2 1 0 1 5 10 -5 2
Danny Vs Legends FC 2 0 1 1 5 8 -3 1
Real Heavy Madrid 2 0 1 1 4 7 -3 1
Jaffa Cakes Xl 2 0 0 2 3 11 -8 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines 8 v 4 Real Heavy Madrid
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers 8 v 4 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Backwards Bananas 2 v 10 The Pinky Blinders
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC 5 v 17 PK Dons
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 PK Dons 7 v 6 Forest Green Chubbers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Backwards Bananas 7 v 3 Big Red Machines
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid 4 v 3 Danny Vs Legends FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
21:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders 7 v 3 Jaffa Cakes Xl
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 1 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Backwards Bananas
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - Real Heavy Madrid
21:30
League		 Big Red Machines - v - The Pinky Blinders
Week 4 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Forest Green Chubbers
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
Week 5 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 PK Dons - v - Real Heavy Madrid
20:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - The Pinky Blinders
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - Big Red Machines
21:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Backwards Bananas
Week 6 - April 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Real Heavy Madrid
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Forest Green Chubbers
Week 7 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - Backwards Bananas
20:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Big Red Machines
21:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - The Pinky Blinders
Week 8 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Backwards Bananas
20:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:00
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Forest Green Chubbers
21:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - Big Red Machines
Week 9 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - The Pinky Blinders
21:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - Backwards Bananas
21:30
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Real Heavy Madrid
Week 10 - May 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - Forest Green Chubbers
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Big Red Machines
21:00
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
Week 11 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Big Red Machines
20:30
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - Backwards Bananas
21:00
League		 PK Dons - v - The Pinky Blinders
21:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Real Heavy Madrid
Week 12 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - Forest Green Chubbers
20:30
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - PK Dons
21:00
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
Week 13 - May 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Heavy Madrid - v - The Pinky Blinders
20:30
League		 Jaffa Cakes Xl - v - Big Red Machines
21:00
League		 Forest Green Chubbers - v - Danny Vs Legends FC
21:30
League		 PK Dons - v - Backwards Bananas
Week 14 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Big Red Machines - v - PK Dons
20:30
League		 The Pinky Blinders - v - Forest Green Chubbers
21:00
League		 Danny Vs Legends FC - v - Jaffa Cakes Xl
21:30
League		 Backwards Bananas - v - Real Heavy Madrid

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Sean Clibbens 18.27%
2 Charlie Littleton 2.86%
3 David Carpenter 2.57%
4 Paul Gidley 2.12%
5 Paul Zuna 2.04%
6 Matt Bazzoni 1.96%
7 Paul Kenny 1.95%
8 Aaron Morgan 1.71%
9 Matthew Gold 1.61%
10 Marlon Bruce 1.31%
11 Robson Mitchell 1.24%
12 Josh Thurlow 1.15%
13 Bradley Hopson 1.04%
14 Casey Dawkins 0.96%
15 Richard Gunner 0.84%
16 Davison Chimenya 0.80%
17 David Palmer 0.75%
18 Ni Ibidapo-obe 0.68%
19 Colin Jean-louis 0.60%
20 James Williams 0.60%
21 Barry Williams 0.52%
22 Luis Cabana 0.51%
23 Jayden Bartleman 0.49%
24 Colin Hatton 0.49%
25 Sam Gray 0.46%
26 Daniel Ramm 0.46%
27 James Thorne 0.44%
28 Luke Harrison 0.43%
29 Ashley Leat 0.41%
30 Chrispen Sinodzima 0.33%
31 Thomas Lowe 0.26%
32 Kenny Evans 0.23%
33 Joe Dulake 0.22%
34 Jason Roff 0.20%
35 Luke Stewart 0.20%
36 Charlie Desmond 0.19%
37 Harry Gray 0.16%
38 Ben Costello 0.15%
39 Tom Sampford 0.15%
40 Steven Bennett 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Sean Clibbens 6.50
2 Paul Gidley 4.00
3 Ashley Leat 3.50
4 Paul Kenny 1.00
5 Colin Jean-louis 1.00
6 Marlon Bruce 1.00
7 Barry Williams 1.00
8 Josh Thurlow 1.00
9 Matt Bazzoni 1.00
10 James Williams 1.00
11 Aaron Morgan 1.00
12 Ben Costello 0.50
13 Chrispen Sinodzima 0.50
14 Davison Chimenya 0.50
15 Jason Roff 0.50
16 Luis Cabana 0.50
17 Richard Gunner 0.50
18 Robson Mitchell 0.50
19 Colin Hatton 0.50
20 Kenny Evans 0.50
21 Thomas Lowe 0.50
22 Tom Sampford 0.50
23 Paul Zuna 0.50
24 David Carpenter 0.50
25 Joe Dulake 0.50
26 Jayden Bartleman 0.50
27 James Thorne 0.50
28 Luke Stewart 0.50
29 Charlie Desmond 0.50
30 Casey Dawkins 0.50
31 Harry Gray 0.50
32 Daniel Ramm 0.50
33 Luke Harrison 0.50
34 Steven Bennett 0.50
35 Ni Ibidapo-obe 0.50
36 David Palmer 0.50
37 Bradley Hopson 0.50
38 Sam Gray 0.50
39 Matthew Gold 0.50
40 Charlie Littleton 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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