Havant

1384.8kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:00 - 21:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:00 GAMES FROM 19:30
Draper Tools Community Stadium, Bartons Triangle, Martin Road, Havant, PO9 5TH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Havant. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of Hampshire County Council. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Hampshire (this excludes both Portsmouth and Southampton) to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 19 Standings

Season Loss: 7.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Galatasapie 5 4 0 1 66 16 50 8
Ozempiacos 5 4 0 1 49 28 21 8
Blackburn No-leftovers 5 3 0 2 30 50 -20 6
Fatterbache 5 2 0 3 27 44 -17 4
Carbs-alona 5 1 0 4 40 45 -5 2
Nacho Average Team 5 1 0 4 24 53 -29 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Ozempiacos 5 4 0 1 7 0 12 8
Galatasapie 5 3 1 1 3 2 1 7
Nacho Average Team 5 2 1 2 9 12 -3 5
Carbs-alona 5 2 0 3 9 8 1 4
Fatterbache 5 2 0 3 5 9 -4 4
Blackburn No-leftovers 5 1 0 4 0 3 -7 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Galatasapie 5 5 0 0 51 5 46 10
Ozempiacos 5 3 0 2 29 27 2 6
Blackburn No-leftovers 5 3 0 2 29 43 -14 6
Carbs-alona 5 2 0 3 20 28 -8 4
Fatterbache 5 1 0 4 17 24 -7 2
Nacho Average Team 5 1 0 4 11 30 -19 2

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Carbs-alona 15 v 3 Nacho Average Team
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatterbache 3 v 14 Galatasapie
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 10 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Blackburn No-leftovers 11 v 7 Ozempiacos
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 11 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ozempiacos 8 v 4 Galatasapie
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Blackburn No-leftovers 11 v 9 Carbs-alona
Scales -3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 12 6 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Nacho Average Team 5 v 6 Fatterbache
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 0 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Galatasapie 13 v 3 Nacho Average Team
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Carbs-alona 4 v 8 Ozempiacos
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fatterbache 4 v 5 Blackburn No-leftovers
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 6 Pitch
Tracking 0 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Blackburn No-leftovers 0 v 23 Galatasapie
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 21 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Carbs-alona 10 v 11 Fatterbache
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos 16 v 6 Nacho Average Team
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 12 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Galatasapie 12 v 2 Carbs-alona
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Nacho Average Team 7 v 3 Blackburn No-leftovers
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 0 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Fatterbache 3 v 10 Ozempiacos
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Carbs-alona - v - Nacho Average Team
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Blackburn No-leftovers
20:30
League		 Fatterbache - v - Galatasapie
Week 7 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Blackburn No-leftovers - v - Carbs-alona
20:00
League		 Nacho Average Team - v - Fatterbache
20:30
League		 Galatasapie - v - Ozempiacos
Week 8 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Carbs-alona
20:00
League		 Galatasapie - v - Nacho Average Team
20:30
League		 Fatterbache - v - Blackburn No-leftovers
Week 9 - June 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Carbs-alona - v - Fatterbache
20:00
League		 Nacho Average Team - v - Ozempiacos
20:30
League		 Blackburn No-leftovers - v - Galatasapie
Week 10 - June 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Galatasapie - v - Carbs-alona
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Fatterbache
20:30
League		 Nacho Average Team - v - Blackburn No-leftovers
Week 11 - July 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatterbache - v - Galatasapie
20:00
League		 Blackburn No-leftovers - v - Ozempiacos
20:30
League		 Carbs-alona - v - Nacho Average Team
Week 12 - July 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Nacho Average Team - v - Fatterbache
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Galatasapie
20:30
League		 Blackburn No-leftovers - v - Carbs-alona
Week 13 - July 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Fatterbache - v - Blackburn No-leftovers
20:00
League		 Galatasapie - v - Nacho Average Team
20:30
League		 Carbs-alona - v - Ozempiacos
Week 14 - July 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Nacho Average Team
20:00
League		 Carbs-alona - v - Fatterbache
20:30
League		 Blackburn No-leftovers - v - Galatasapie
Week 15 - August 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:30
League		 Nacho Average Team - v - Blackburn No-leftovers
20:00
League		 Fatterbache - v - Ozempiacos
20:30
League		 Galatasapie - v - Carbs-alona

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Jack Hamson 4.71%
2 Clint Marsh 4.04%
3 Anthony Bowbanks 2.82%
4 Paul Mclaren 2.71%
5 Adam Webb 2.38%
6 Haveer Dookhit 2.13%
7 Lee Gott 1.95%
8 Curtis Vickers 1.87%
9 Kalvin Morris 1.85%
10 Tom Clay 1.53%
11 Ian Batchelor 1.51%
12 Sam O'leary 1.28%
13 Dean Parker 0.89%
14 Daniel Todd 0.74%
15 Adam Davies 0.55%
16 Jack Earl 0.39%
17 Jason Cooper 0.36%
18 Rupert Hitchen 0.35%
19 Goody Bassey 0.29%
20 Jack Heselwood 0.21%
21 Oluwatumbi Joseph 0.12%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Ian Batchelor 5.50
2 Dean Parker 4.00
3 Adam Webb 3.00
4 Curtis Vickers 3.00
5 Clint Marsh 3.00
6 Jason Cooper 3.00
7 Jack Hamson 2.50
8 Anthony Bowbanks 2.50
9 Daniel Todd 2.50
10 Tom Clay 2.00
11 Adam Davies 1.50
12 Paul Mclaren 1.00
13 Robbie Matthews 1.00
14 Haveer Dookhit 1.00
15 Jack Heselwood 1.00
16 Lee Gott 0.50
17 Oluwatumbi Joseph 0.50
18 Jack Earl 0.50
19 Kalvin Morris 0.50
20 Goody Bassey 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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