Hemel Hempstead

840kgs lost since launch

Tuesday 18:30 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Longdean Sports Centre, Hemel Hempstead, HP3 8JH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hemel Hempstead. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 18.3kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Reds 6 5 0 1 64 44 20 10
Hemel Yellows 6 4 0 2 68 53 15 8
Hemel Blacks 6 3 0 3 62 51 11 6
Hemel Blues 6 3 0 3 51 52 -1 6
Hemel Greens 6 3 0 3 56 64 -8 6
Hemel Whites 6 0 0 6 43 80 -37 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Blacks 6 4 1 1 12 4 8 9
Hemel Yellows 6 4 0 2 13 5 8 8
Hemel Reds 6 3 1 2 8 1 7 7
Hemel Whites 6 1 3 2 10 14 -4 5
Hemel Blues 6 1 2 3 1 11 -10 4
Hemel Greens 6 1 1 4 11 20 -9 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Blues 6 3 2 1 18 12 6 8
Hemel Yellows 6 3 1 2 24 15 9 7
Hemel Reds 6 2 3 1 21 14 7 7
Hemel Blacks 6 2 3 1 19 18 1 7
Hemel Greens 6 2 2 2 17 17 0 6
Hemel Whites 6 0 1 5 10 33 -23 1

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Whites 2 1 1 0 23 22 1 3
Hemel Yellows 2 1 0 1 28 19 9 2
Hemel Reds 2 1 0 1 24 24 0 2
Hemel Blacks 2 0 2 0 22 22 0 2
Hemel Blues 2 0 2 0 17 17 0 2
Hemel Greens 2 0 1 1 12 22 -10 1

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens 7 v 11 Hemel Reds
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues 8 v 7 Hemel Whites
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks 9 v 7 Hemel Yellows
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows 11 v 7 Hemel Reds
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Whites 9 v 10 Hemel Greens
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks 3 v 8 Hemel Blues
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Hemel Blacks 9 v 9 Hemel Whites
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Hemel Yellows 10 v 11 Hemel Reds
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Hemel Blues 4 v 4 Hemel Greens
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens 13 v 10 Hemel Blacks
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues 9 v 11 Hemel Yellows
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Reds 17 v 11 Hemel Whites
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Blues 9 v 14 Hemel Greens
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Yellows 15 v 4 Hemel Whites
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks 9 v 10 Hemel Reds
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Whites 6 v 17 Hemel Blacks
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Greens 10 v 17 Hemel Yellows
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Reds 11 v 4 Hemel Blues
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - February 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Hemel Whites 14 v 13 Hemel Reds
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 5 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Hemel Blacks 13 v 13 Hemel Blues
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Hemel Yellows 18 v 8 Hemel Greens
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 4 Coach Bonus
Week 8 - March 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Whites 6 v 13 Hemel Blues
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 5 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Reds 8 v 2 Hemel Greens
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Yellows 7 v 14 Hemel Blacks
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
Week 9 - March 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Yellows
19:30
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Whites
20:00
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Blacks
Week 10 - March 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Blues
19:30
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Greens
20:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Reds
Week 11 - March 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Reds
19:30
Cup		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Blues
20:00
Cup		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Whites
Week 12 - March 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Blues
19:30
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Blacks
20:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Yellows
Week 13 - April 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Greens
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Reds
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Whites
Week 14 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Harry Shepherd 8.67%
2 Christopher Walker 8.52%
3 Brad Coleman 4.65%
4 Fraser Chisholm 3.87%
5 Jason Twine 3.77%
6 Garry Samroo 3.06%
7 Glenn Pindred 2.87%
8 Malcolm Kennedy 2.40%
9 Danny Fraser 2.17%
10 Sam Staff 2.07%
11 Michael Twine 1.80%
12 Bill Gough 1.66%
13 Harry Mansbridge 1.50%
14 Sam Norris 1.23%
15 Sean Harnett 0.91%
16 Aaron Hinton 0.90%
17 Haidan Smith 0.88%
18 Andrew King 0.66%
19 Rob Barnes 0.56%
20 Shofiul Akter 0.53%
21 Gary Andrews 0.51%
22 Matthew Shaw 0.48%
23 James Redman 0.47%
24 Richard Guy 0.25%
25 Leon Stapleton 0.21%
26 David Mendoza 0.19%
27 Robert Mansbridge 0.16%
28 Graeme U'ren 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Christopher Walker 11.50
2 Harry Shepherd 8.00
3 Sam Norris 6.00
4 Jason Twine 6.00
5 Garry Samroo 5.50
6 Malcolm Kennedy 5.50
7 Harry Mansbridge 5.50
8 Sam Staff 5.00
9 Fraser Chisholm 5.00
10 Michael Twine 5.00
11 Danny Fraser 3.00
12 Bill Gough 3.00
13 Shofiul Akter 2.50
14 Haidan Smith 2.50
15 Glenn Pindred 2.50
16 Nahim Iqbal 2.00
17 Graeme U'ren 1.50
18 Clive Theis 1.50
19 Gary Andrews 1.50
20 Sean Harnett 1.50
21 David Mendoza 1.00
22 Richard Guy 1.00
23 Aaron Hinton 1.00
24 Andrew King 1.00
25 Phil Evans 1.00
26 Nelio Santana 0.50
27 Brad Coleman 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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