Hemel Hempstead

863.5kgs lost since launch

Tuesday 18:30 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Longdean Sports Centre, Hemel Hempstead, HP3 8JH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hemel Hempstead. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 17 Standings

Season Loss: 24.4kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Blues 3 2 1 0 35 26 9 5
Hemel Yellows 3 1 2 0 41 35 6 4
Hemel Greens 3 2 0 1 27 21 6 4
Hemel Reds 3 1 1 1 26 31 -5 3
Hemel Blacks 3 0 1 2 26 32 -6 1
Hemel Whites 3 0 1 2 18 28 -10 1
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Greens 3 2 0 1 7 5 2 4
Hemel Blues 3 2 0 1 4 4 0 4
Hemel Yellows 3 1 1 1 8 7 1 3
Hemel Reds 3 1 1 1 3 4 -1 3
Hemel Whites 3 1 0 2 1 1 0 2
Hemel Blacks 3 1 0 2 4 6 -2 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Blues 3 3 0 0 15 9 6 6
Hemel Greens 3 2 1 0 8 6 2 5
Hemel Yellows 3 2 0 1 18 15 3 4
Hemel Reds 3 1 1 1 11 12 -1 3
Hemel Blacks 3 0 0 3 8 11 -3 0
Hemel Whites 3 0 0 3 8 15 -7 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - April 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens 9 v 10 Hemel Reds
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues 11 v 6 Hemel Whites
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks 13 v 13 Hemel Yellows
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Blacks 7 v 11 Hemel Blues
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 5 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Whites 5 v 10 Hemel Greens
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Yellows 15 v 9 Hemel Reds
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Reds 7 v 7 Hemel Whites
Scales -2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues 13 v 13 Hemel Yellows
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Greens 8 v 6 Hemel Blacks
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Whites
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Greens
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Reds
Week 5 - May 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Blacks
19:30
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Blues
20:00
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Yellows
Week 6 - June 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Blacks
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Whites
20:00
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Reds
Week 7 - June 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Greens
19:30
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Yellows
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Blues
Week 8 - June 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Blacks
19:30
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Whites
20:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Blues
Week 9 - June 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Reds
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Greens
20:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Yellows
Week 10 - June 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Greens
19:30
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Blues
20:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Blacks
Week 11 - July 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Reds
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Whites
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Yellows
Week 12 - July 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Blues
19:30
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Reds
20:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Greens
Week 13 - July 21st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Blacks
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Yellows
20:00
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Whites
Week 14 - July 28th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Whites
19:30
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Reds
20:00
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Greens
Week 15 - August 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Blacks
19:30
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Yellows
20:00
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Blues

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Phil Evans 2.88%
2 James Anderson-gordon 2.71%
3 Dave Harman 2.68%
4 Michael Crisp 2.60%
5 Nahim Iqbal 1.88%
6 Christopher Walker 1.75%
7 Kevin Penning 1.71%
8 Jason Twine 1.65%
9 Glenn Pindred 1.64%
10 Michael Twine 1.59%
11 Sam Staff 1.49%
12 Andrei Craiescu 1.26%
13 Mohammed Mneimne 1.20%
14 Nick Quinton 1.15%
15 Leon Stapleton 0.87%
16 Richard Guy 0.59%
17 Glen Riley 0.45%
18 Tobias Ighofose 0.21%
19 David Mendoza 0.19%
20 Fraser Chisholm 0.09%
21 James Moodie 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Christopher Walker 5.50
2 Andrei Craiescu 2.50
3 James Anderson-gordon 2.50
4 Jason Twine 2.50
5 Mohammed Mneimne 2.50
6 Kevin Penning 2.50
7 Dave Harman 1.00
8 Phil Evans 1.00
9 Michael Crisp 1.00
10 Michael Twine 1.00
11 Haidan Smith 1.00
12 Glen Riley 1.00
13 Glenn Pindred 1.00
14 Nick Quinton 0.50
15 David Mendoza 0.50
16 Nahim Iqbal 0.50
17 Dan Mills 0.50
18 Richard Guy 0.50
19 Fraser Chisholm 0.50
20 Leon Stapleton 0.50
21 James Moodie 0.50
22 Tobias Ighofose 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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