Hemel Hempstead

812.7kgs lost since launch

Tuesday 18:30 - 20:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Longdean Sports Centre, Hemel Hempstead, HP3 8JH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hemel Hempstead. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 16 Standings

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Yellows 4 3 0 1 44 29 15 6
Hemel Reds 4 3 0 1 45 38 7 6
Hemel Greens 4 3 0 1 44 39 5 6
Hemel Blues 4 2 0 2 34 35 -1 4
Hemel Blacks 4 1 0 3 31 38 -7 2
Hemel Whites 4 0 0 4 31 50 -19 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Yellows 4 3 0 1 7 0 8 6
Hemel Blacks 4 2 1 1 4 1 3 5
Hemel Whites 4 1 2 1 7 9 -2 4
Hemel Greens 4 1 1 2 11 13 -2 3
Hemel Reds 4 1 1 2 3 6 -3 3
Hemel Blues 4 1 1 2 3 7 -4 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Greens 4 2 2 0 15 9 6 6
Hemel Yellows 4 2 1 1 17 11 6 5
Hemel Blues 4 2 1 1 12 9 3 5
Hemel Reds 4 1 2 1 17 11 6 4
Hemel Blacks 4 0 3 1 10 16 -6 3
Hemel Whites 4 0 1 3 8 23 -15 1

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Hemel Reds 1 1 0 0 11 10 1 2
Hemel Blacks 1 0 1 0 9 9 0 1
Hemel Whites 1 0 1 0 9 9 0 1
Hemel Greens 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Hemel Blues 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Hemel Yellows 1 0 0 1 10 11 -1 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens 7 v 11 Hemel Reds
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues 8 v 7 Hemel Whites
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks 9 v 7 Hemel Yellows
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - January 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows 11 v 7 Hemel Reds
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Whites 9 v 10 Hemel Greens
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks 3 v 8 Hemel Blues
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - January 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Hemel Blacks 9 v 9 Hemel Whites
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 6 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
Cup		 Hemel Yellows 10 v 11 Hemel Reds
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
Cup		 Hemel Blues 4 v 4 Hemel Greens
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens 13 v 10 Hemel Blacks
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues 9 v 11 Hemel Yellows
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Reds 17 v 11 Hemel Whites
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 8 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - February 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Blues 9 v 14 Hemel Greens
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 4 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Hemel Yellows 15 v 4 Hemel Whites
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks 9 v 10 Hemel Reds
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - February 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Blacks
19:30
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Yellows
20:00
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Blues
Week 7 - February 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Reds
19:30
Cup		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Blues
20:00
Cup		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Greens
Week 8 - March 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Blues
19:30
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Greens
20:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Blacks
Week 9 - March 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Yellows
19:30
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Whites
20:00
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Blacks
Week 10 - March 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Blues
19:30
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Greens
20:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Reds
Week 11 - March 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
Cup		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Reds
19:30
Cup		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Blues
20:00
Cup		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Whites
Week 12 - March 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Greens - v - Hemel Blues
19:30
League		 Hemel Reds - v - Hemel Blacks
20:00
League		 Hemel Whites - v - Hemel Yellows
Week 13 - April 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Hemel Yellows - v - Hemel Greens
19:30
League		 Hemel Blues - v - Hemel Reds
20:00
League		 Hemel Blacks - v - Hemel Whites
Week 14 - April 14th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Harry Shepherd 6.22%
2 Christopher Walker 5.42%
3 Fraser Chisholm 3.52%
4 Jason Twine 2.71%
5 Sam Norris 2.55%
6 Bill Gough 2.25%
7 Garry Samroo 2.07%
8 Phil Evans 1.89%
9 Michael Twine 1.70%
10 Connor Power 1.46%
11 Sam Staff 1.32%
12 Harry Mansbridge 1.30%
13 Andrew King 1.23%
14 Danny Fraser 1.22%
15 Clive Theis 1.21%
16 Tobias Ighofose 1.20%
17 Aaron Hinton 0.90%
18 James Moodie 0.85%
19 Andrei Craiescu 0.72%
20 Kevin Penning 0.49%
21 Shofiul Akter 0.21%
22 David Mendoza 0.19%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Harry Shepherd 6.50
2 Christopher Walker 6.50
3 Sam Norris 5.50
4 Phil Evans 4.00
5 Garry Samroo 4.00
6 Harry Mansbridge 3.50
7 Jason Twine 3.50
8 Fraser Chisholm 3.00
9 Sam Staff 3.00
10 Michael Twine 3.00
11 Bill Gough 2.50
12 Clive Theis 2.00
13 Tobias Ighofose 2.00
14 Kevin Penning 1.50
15 Danny Fraser 1.00
16 Aaron Hinton 1.00
17 Nahim Iqbal 1.00
18 James Moodie 1.00
19 Dave Harman 1.00
20 Andrew King 1.00
21 Shofiul Akter 0.50
22 Connor Power 0.50
23 David Mendoza 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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