Lincoln

3889.4kgs lost since launch

Wednesday 19:30 - 22:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Ruston’s Sports & Social Club, Newark Rd, LN6 8RN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Lincoln. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

You may qualify for funding courtesy of One You Lincolnshire. You need to live, work or be registered to a GP within Lincolnshire to qualify for a funded space. Please click 'sign up' to check your eligibility.

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Season 20 Standings

Season Loss: 376.7kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
StayPuft FC 13 9 0 4 85 56 29 18
AFC Wimbled-Om-Nom-Nom 13 9 0 4 70 50 20 18
Grimaceby Town FC 13 7 1 5 68 53 15 15
Black Forest Fateau 13 6 2 5 65 65 0 14
Kebaberdeen FC 13 6 2 5 45 46 -1 14
Orange Is The New Fat 13 4 5 4 40 38 2 13
Too Fat To Pass 13 4 3 6 54 54 0 11
Full Of Ham 13 4 2 7 41 53 -12 10
VFL Wolfsburger 13 4 2 7 40 55 -15 10
Rotund Rebels FC 13 3 1 9 24 62 -38 7
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Orange Is The New Fat 13 8 4 1 23 5 18 20
Black Forest Fateau 13 9 1 3 20 12 8 19
AFC Wimbled-Om-Nom-Nom 13 8 2 3 34 6 28 18
VFL Wolfsburger 13 7 2 4 22 17 5 16
Kebaberdeen FC 13 4 3 6 16 21 -5 11
Full Of Ham 13 4 3 6 12 17 -5 11
StayPuft FC 13 4 2 7 21 19 2 10
Grimaceby Town FC 13 5 0 8 18 23 -5 10
Too Fat To Pass 13 4 1 8 15 39 -24 9
Rotund Rebels FC 13 1 4 8 8 30 -22 6

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Richard Pearce 17.76%
2 Matt Hussey 15.51%
3 Daniel Stark 10.87%
4 Andy Pearce 10.08%
5 Adrian Doughty 8.08%
6 Mark Fells 7.87%
7 John Sewell 7.55%
8 Steve Langley 7.27%
9 Gareth Jenkins 6.91%
10 Dan O’neill 6.34%
11 Aaron Smith 6.31%
12 Craig Brown 6.17%
13 Scott Wells 5.93%
14 Jordan Ranner 5.90%
15 Barry Baldwin 5.82%
16 Graham Bell 5.69%
17 David Rossington 5.44%
18 Augustine Okafor 5.41%
19 Andy Bamford 5.34%
20 Tom Larken 5.21%
21 Andrew Smith 5.16%
22 Ben Martin 5.02%
23 Dan Lonslow 4.75%
24 Daniel Parkinson 4.71%
25 Emeka Onochie 4.69%
26 Ryan Harrison-stone 4.58%
27 Christopher Yallop 4.57%
28 James Robertson 4.43%
29 Corry Littlefair 4.43%
30 Jack Parr 4.36%
31 Andri Sveinsson 4.34%
32 Derek Baldrey 4.31%
33 James Lowe 4.27%
34 Tom Evans 4.21%
35 Richard Endicott 3.71%
36 Craig Barlow 3.66%
37 Daniel Turner 3.60%
38 Kieran Money 3.52%
39 Cole Tennant 3.47%
40 Kevin Stow 3.17%
41 Nathan Booth 3.16%
42 Carl Thurling 3.11%
43 Stuart Horwood 3.01%
44 Nathaniel Bowcock 2.98%
45 Dan Johnson 2.95%
46 Gary Yorke-robinson 2.92%
47 John Oliver 2.88%
48 Aaron Howell 2.76%
49 Jason Dungate 2.63%
50 Alex Mond 2.59%
51 Marcus Elliott 2.53%
52 Harvey Stovelli 2.42%
53 Mark Druce 2.25%
54 Paul Dixon 2.15%
55 Nathan Bocock 2.09%
56 Dean Elkins 2.00%
57 Zsolt-attila Hegyi 1.83%
58 Richard Harrison 1.75%
59 Sean O’neill 1.70%
60 Andrew Sroga 1.69%
61 Felix Parkinson 1.59%
62 John Ding 1.46%
63 Russ Henry 1.45%
64 Ben Young 1.44%
65 Richard Cooper 1.44%
66 James Fothergill 1.43%
67 Tom Brickett 1.37%
68 Oliver Spencer 1.23%
69 Andrew Taylor 1.18%
70 Jake Buckley 1.08%
71 Jacob Smith 1.03%
72 Keith Fletcher 1.03%
73 Connor Murray 1.02%
74 Shawn Heron 0.99%
75 Lewis Young 0.97%
76 Drew Millar 0.95%
77 Gary Smith 0.95%
78 John Grassom 0.78%
79 Sam Rumens 0.78%
80 Joshua Maxted 0.70%
81 Matteo Di Silvestro 0.65%
82 Dillon Horgan 0.55%
83 Jordon Reeve 0.54%
84 Garry Fawn 0.40%
85 Aaron Gray 0.39%
86 Jake Garratt 0.26%
87 Andrew Caldicott 0.19%
88 Stefan Norwood-gregory-scrivener 0.17%
89 Thomas Renshaw 0.11%
90 Richard Andrews 0.08%

Top Scorers

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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