Maidstone

1529kgs lost since launch

Friday 19:15 - 21:15

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:15 GAMES FROM 19:45
YMCA Maidstone, Melrose Close, ME15 6BD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Maidstone. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 17 Standings

Season Loss: 45.3kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Leicester FC 5 4 0 1 53 24 29 8
Borussia Munchinflapjacks 5 4 0 1 30 33 -3 8
Jaffa The Hutt FC 5 3 1 1 38 31 7 7
Barely Athletic 5 2 1 2 38 31 7 5
Blacktose Intolerant 5 1 0 4 23 45 -22 2
Scoffenheim Fc 5 0 0 5 26 44 -18 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Leicester FC 5 3 1 1 19 7 12 7
Barely Athletic 5 2 3 0 14 10 4 7
Borussia Munchinflapjacks 5 2 2 1 9 5 4 6
Scoffenheim Fc 5 2 0 3 6 8 -2 4
Jaffa The Hutt FC 5 1 1 3 5 8 -3 3
Blacktose Intolerant 5 1 1 3 6 21 -15 3
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Leicester FC 5 3 1 1 19 7 12 7
Jaffa The Hutt FC 5 3 1 1 19 11 8 7
Barely Athletic 5 3 1 1 14 9 5 7
Borussia Munchinflapjacks 5 2 1 2 9 15 -6 5
Blacktose Intolerant 5 1 2 2 9 12 -3 4
Scoffenheim Fc 5 0 0 5 8 24 -16 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Barely Athletic 7 v 7 Jaffa The Hutt FC
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Scoffenheim Fc 8 v 12 Red Leicester FC
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 6 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Blacktose Intolerant 5 v 6 Borussia Munchinflapjacks
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Blacktose Intolerant 8 v 2 Scoffenheim Fc
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Red Leicester FC 6 v 4 Barely Athletic
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Borussia Munchinflapjacks 6 v 5 Jaffa The Hutt FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Jaffa The Hutt FC 8 v 7 Red Leicester FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Barely Athletic 10 v 5 Blacktose Intolerant
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Scoffenheim Fc 5 v 6 Borussia Munchinflapjacks
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Borussia Munchinflapjacks 3 v 10 Red Leicester FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Scoffenheim Fc 4 v 9 Barely Athletic
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Blacktose Intolerant 4 v 9 Jaffa The Hutt FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Barely Athletic 8 v 9 Borussia Munchinflapjacks
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Jaffa The Hutt FC 9 v 7 Scoffenheim Fc
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 7 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Red Leicester FC 18 v 1 Blacktose Intolerant
Scales 10
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Barely Athletic - v - Jaffa The Hutt FC
20:15
League		 Borussia Munchinflapjacks - v - Blacktose Intolerant
20:45
League		 Scoffenheim Fc - v - Red Leicester FC
Week 7 - June 12th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Blacktose Intolerant - v - Scoffenheim Fc
20:15
League		 Red Leicester FC - v - Barely Athletic
20:45
League		 Jaffa The Hutt FC - v - Borussia Munchinflapjacks
Week 8 - June 19th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Borussia Munchinflapjacks - v - Scoffenheim Fc
20:15
League		 Jaffa The Hutt FC - v - Red Leicester FC
20:45
League		 Barely Athletic - v - Blacktose Intolerant
Week 9 - June 26th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Blacktose Intolerant - v - Jaffa The Hutt FC
20:15
League		 Red Leicester FC - v - Borussia Munchinflapjacks
20:45
League		 Scoffenheim Fc - v - Barely Athletic
Week 10 - July 3rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Red Leicester FC - v - Blacktose Intolerant
20:15
League		 Jaffa The Hutt FC - v - Scoffenheim Fc
20:45
League		 Borussia Munchinflapjacks - v - Barely Athletic
Week 11 - July 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Scoffenheim Fc - v - Red Leicester FC
20:15
League		 Blacktose Intolerant - v - Borussia Munchinflapjacks
20:45
League		 Barely Athletic - v - Jaffa The Hutt FC
Week 12 - July 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Red Leicester FC - v - Barely Athletic
20:15
League		 Blacktose Intolerant - v - Scoffenheim Fc
20:45
League		 Borussia Munchinflapjacks - v - Jaffa The Hutt FC
Week 13 - July 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Scoffenheim Fc - v - Borussia Munchinflapjacks
20:15
League		 Jaffa The Hutt FC - v - Red Leicester FC
20:45
League		 Barely Athletic - v - Blacktose Intolerant
Week 14 - July 31st
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Borussia Munchinflapjacks - v - Red Leicester FC
20:15
League		 Blacktose Intolerant - v - Jaffa The Hutt FC
20:45
League		 Scoffenheim Fc - v - Barely Athletic
Week 15 - August 7th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:45
League		 Barely Athletic - v - Borussia Munchinflapjacks
20:15
League		 Jaffa The Hutt FC - v - Scoffenheim Fc
20:45
League		 Red Leicester FC - v - Blacktose Intolerant

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Amauri Emboava Junior 6.13%
2 James Mansfield 5.43%
3 Callum Griffiths 4.75%
4 Ross Williams 3.88%
5 Mark Hill 3.50%
6 Harry Irwin 3.12%
7 James Gray 2.87%
8 Steve Terry 2.86%
9 Scott Mason 2.63%
10 Gaz Willson 2.51%
11 Josh Graham 2.35%
12 Joshua Dolben 2.15%
13 James Hopkins 2.10%
14 Alfred Adesemoye 2.04%
15 Nicholas Hartley 1.83%
16 Dean Butler 1.77%
17 Andrew Barton 1.58%
18 Tim Sargent 1.57%
19 Joe Terry 1.35%
20 David O’brien 1.21%
21 Tom Wichall 1.08%
22 David Brooks 1.06%
23 Neil Capeling 1.03%
24 James Attwood 0.97%
25 Richard Nott 0.96%
26 Tony Norcott 0.93%
27 Gray Nokes 0.89%
28 Peter Young 0.89%
29 Charlie Dickson 0.86%
30 Pete Ellis 0.61%
31 Ian Jeffrey 0.56%
32 Paul Saunders 0.44%
33 Darren Riordan 0.35%
34 James Yates 0.27%
35 Jamie Revell 0.11%
36 Paul Green 0.10%
37 Matthew Handley 0.08%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Amauri Emboava Junior 6.50
2 Harry Irwin 5.50
3 Paul Green 4.00
4 Mark Hill 3.50
5 Scott Mason 3.00
6 Tim Sargent 3.00
7 James Gray 3.00
8 Alfred Adesemoye 3.00
9 Steve Terry 3.00
10 Andrew Barton 3.00
11 Gaz Willson 2.50
12 Paul Saunders 2.50
13 Tony Norcott 2.50
14 Joshua Dolben 2.50
15 Charlie Dickson 2.50
16 Callum Griffiths 2.50
17 Richard Nott 2.50
18 Ross Williams 2.50
19 Josh Graham 2.50
20 James Hopkins 2.50
21 James Mansfield 2.50
22 Nicholas Hartley 2.00
23 Gray Nokes 1.50
24 Ian Jeffrey 1.50
25 Dean Butler 1.00
26 Neil Capeling 1.00
27 Tom Wichall 1.00
28 David Brooks 1.00
29 David O’brien 1.00
30 James Attwood 0.50
31 Darren Riordan 0.50
32 Joe Terry 0.50

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