Margate

2662.8kgs lost since launch

Monday 18:30 - 21:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Margate Football Club, Hartsdown Rd, Margate, CT9 5QZ

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Season 13 Standings

Season Loss: 74.9kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Scoffenheim FC 3 3 0 0 48 15 33 6
Teal Madrid 3 3 0 0 43 21 22 6
Zest Ham Utd 3 2 1 0 33 31 2 5
Paellareal 3 2 0 1 44 32 12 4
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 3 2 0 1 33 39 -6 4
Red Star Bellygrade 3 1 0 2 36 39 -3 2
Black, Snack and Track 3 1 0 2 30 33 -3 2
Bolton Waddlers FC 3 1 0 2 29 34 -5 2
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 3 1 0 2 30 41 -11 2
Fatalanta 3 1 0 2 16 41 -25 2
Aston Grillers 3 0 1 2 24 31 -7 1
Orange is the New Fat 3 0 0 3 34 43 -9 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Paellareal 3 3 0 0 17 5 12 6
Bolton Waddlers FC 3 2 1 0 14 4 10 5
Scoffenheim FC 3 2 1 0 6 0 7 5
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 3 2 0 1 11 12 -1 4
Red Star Bellygrade 3 1 1 1 9 9 0 3
Aston Grillers 3 1 1 1 6 7 -1 3
Zest Ham Utd 3 1 1 1 4 9 -5 3
Black, Snack and Track 3 1 0 2 7 8 -1 2
Fatalanta 3 1 0 2 1 5 -4 2
Teal Madrid 3 1 0 2 5 11 -6 2
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 3 0 1 2 4 7 -3 1
Orange is the New Fat 3 0 0 3 6 14 -8 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Scoffenheim FC 3 3 0 0 31 5 26 6
Teal Madrid 3 3 0 0 22 2 20 6
Zest Ham Utd 3 2 1 0 15 6 9 5
Orange is the New Fat 3 2 1 0 13 10 3 5
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 3 2 0 1 16 19 -3 4
Black, Snack and Track 3 1 1 1 9 12 -3 3
Paellareal 3 1 1 1 8 15 -7 3
Bolton Waddlers FC 3 1 0 2 6 19 -13 2
Fatalanta 3 1 0 2 6 22 -16 2
Aston Grillers 3 0 0 3 9 13 -4 0
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 3 0 0 3 6 10 -4 0
Red Star Bellygrade 3 0 0 3 11 19 -8 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Aston Grillers 7 v 7 Zest Ham Utd
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track 8 v 13 Teal Madrid
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat 9 v 12 Paellareal
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatalanta 12 v 8 Red Star Bellygrade
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 7 v 8 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC 5 v 12 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 8 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Teal Madrid 13 v 11 Bolton Waddlers FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 2
Scales
Pitch 8 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade 13 v 15 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 5 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC 16 v 2 Fatalanta
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-4
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 5
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 10 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd 14 v 13 Paellareal
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 9 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 16 v 13 Orange is the New Fat
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 6 5 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Aston Grillers 8 v 11 Black, Snack and Track
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 4 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 8 v 20 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 13 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC 13 v 9 Aston Grillers
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 2
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Fatalanta 2 v 17 Teal Madrid
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 3 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track 11 v 12 Zest Ham Utd
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 4 4 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Paellareal 19 v 9 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat 12 v 15 Red Star Bellygrade
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 3 4 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
19:30
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Fatalanta
20:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Orange is the New Fat
Week 5 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Black, Snack and Track
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Zest Ham Utd
19:30
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Aston Grillers
20:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Red Star Bellygrade
20:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Teal Madrid
Week 6 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Red Star Bellygrade
19:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
19:30
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Orange is the New Fat
20:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
20:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Fatalanta
Week 7 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Aston Grillers
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Black, Snack and Track
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Zest Ham Utd
20:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:30
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Teal Madrid
Week 8 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Red Star Bellygrade
19:30
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Scoffenheim FC
19:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Orange is the New Fat
20:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
20:30
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Week 9 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Teal Madrid
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Fatalanta
19:30
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Black, Snack and Track
20:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:00
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Aston Grillers
20:30
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Zest Ham Utd
Week 10 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Orange is the New Fat
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
19:30
League		 Fatalanta - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Teal Madrid
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Red Star Bellygrade
Week 11 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Fatalanta
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Zest Ham Utd
19:30
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Aston Grillers
20:00
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Black, Snack and Track
20:30
League		 Paellareal - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
Week 12 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Lewis Turrell 5.22%
2 Carl Price 5.12%
3 Martin Satterthwaite 5.03%
4 Sean Kirby 4.78%
5 Jamie Hewitt 4.51%
6 Conor Hill 3.92%
7 Matthew Phelan 3.88%
8 Ben Rainey 3.74%
9 Michael Couchman 3.23%
10 Matthew Thorpe 3.21%
11 Luke Bonugli 3.07%
12 Stu Miller 2.88%
13 Ben Cunningham 2.65%
14 James Andrews-davis 2.64%
15 Nathan Crane 2.59%
16 Gavin Firman 2.31%
17 Louie Bottali 2.01%
18 Tayfun Avci 1.92%
19 Craig Ellenor 1.85%
20 Duncan Berrington 1.65%
21 Ian Reader 1.50%
22 Sinisa Veselinovic 1.48%
23 Billy Perry 1.47%
24 Luke Crane 1.43%
25 Callum Adam-smith 1.38%
26 Daniel Hicks 1.37%
27 Richard Holmes 1.36%
28 Ryan Stanley 1.30%
29 Graham Cammish 1.24%
30 Bradley Davis 1.22%
31 Rhys Goldhawk 1.20%
32 Matt Deakin 1.15%
33 Kieron Donoghue 1.12%
34 Matt Burgess 1.11%
35 Jordan Fassam 0.99%
36 Steven Gilmore 0.95%
37 Liam Austin 0.84%
38 Tim Williams 0.82%
39 Shaun Cudworth 0.80%
40 Martin Holmes 0.75%
41 Calvin Mitchell 0.74%
42 Wayne Scorah 0.67%
43 Scott Moreton 0.66%
44 Phil Matthews 0.66%
45 Tom Humphreys 0.60%
46 Chris Allen 0.57%
47 Khalid Ham 0.57%
48 Liam Powell 0.56%
49 Connor Jasper 0.52%
50 Charlie Lane 0.48%
51 Gavin Horton 0.46%
52 Jake Farmer 0.44%
53 Simon Dannell 0.38%
54 Bowen Goldhawk 0.33%
55 Marcus Headley 0.27%
56 Neil Yeoman 0.22%
57 Alistair Campbell 0.17%
58 Dan Long 0.13%
59 Rob Gould 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Lewis Turrell 5.50
2 Sean Kirby 5.50
3 James Andrews-davis 4.00
4 Bowen Goldhawk 4.00
5 Luke Bonugli 4.00
6 Ian Reader 3.50
7 Jordan Fassam 3.50
8 Stu Miller 3.50
9 Nathan Crane 2.50
10 Martin Satterthwaite 2.50
11 Craig Ellenor 2.50
12 Carl Price 2.50
13 Matthew Thorpe 2.50
14 Jonathan Deslandes 2.50
15 Michael Couchman 2.50
16 Ben Rainey 2.50
17 Gavin Firman 2.50
18 Matthew Phelan 2.50
19 Wayne Scorah 2.50
20 Ben Cunningham 2.50
21 Phil Matthews 2.00
22 Ricky Adams 2.00
23 Jake Farmer 2.00
24 Chris Allen 1.00
25 Ryan Stanley 1.00
26 Daniel Hicks 1.00
27 Tayfun Avci 1.00
28 Calvin Mitchell 1.00
29 Matt Deakin 1.00
30 Callum Adam-smith 1.00
31 Rhys Goldhawk 1.00
32 Luke Crane 1.00
33 Kieron Donoghue 1.00
34 Steven Gilmore 1.00
35 Graham Cammish 1.00
36 Connor Jasper 1.00
37 Liam Powell 1.00
38 Matt Burgess 1.00
39 David Johnson 1.00
40 Charlie Lane 1.00
41 Bradley Davis 1.00
42 Jamie Hewitt 1.00
43 Shaun Cudworth 1.00
44 Louie Bottali 1.00
45 Scott Moreton 1.00
46 Gavin Horton 0.50
47 Marcus Headley 0.50
48 Duncan Berrington 0.50
49 Khalid Ham 0.50
50 Tim Williams 0.50
51 Liam Austin 0.50
52 Conor Hill 0.50
53 Tom Humphreys 0.50
54 Billy Perry 0.50
55 Martin Holmes 0.50
56 Neil Yeoman 0.50
57 Rob Gould 0.50

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