Margate
2662.8kgs lost since launch
Monday 18:30 - 21:00
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Margate Football Club, Hartsdown Rd, Margate, CT9 5QZ
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Season 13 Standings
Season Loss: 74.9kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim FC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 15 | 33 | 6 |
| Teal Madrid | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 43 | 21 | 22 | 6 |
| Zest Ham Utd | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 33 | 31 | 2 | 5 |
| Paellareal | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 44 | 32 | 12 | 4 |
| Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 33 | 39 | -6 | 4 |
| Red Star Bellygrade | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 36 | 39 | -3 | 2 |
| Black, Snack and Track | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30 | 33 | -3 | 2 |
| Bolton Waddlers FC | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 29 | 34 | -5 | 2 |
| Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30 | 41 | -11 | 2 |
| Fatalanta | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 41 | -25 | 2 |
| Aston Grillers | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 31 | -7 | 1 |
| Orange is the New Fat | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 34 | 43 | -9 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paellareal | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 5 | 12 | 6 |
| Bolton Waddlers FC | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 4 | 10 | 5 |
| Scoffenheim FC | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 5 |
| Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 4 |
| Red Star Bellygrade | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 3 |
| Aston Grillers | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 3 |
| Zest Ham Utd | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 9 | -5 | 3 |
| Black, Snack and Track | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 2 |
| Fatalanta | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 2 |
| Teal Madrid | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 2 |
| Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 1 |
| Orange is the New Fat | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 14 | -8 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim FC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 5 | 26 | 6 |
| Teal Madrid | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 2 | 20 | 6 |
| Zest Ham Utd | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 5 |
| Orange is the New Fat | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 5 |
| Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 19 | -3 | 4 |
| Black, Snack and Track | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 12 | -3 | 3 |
| Paellareal | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 15 | -7 | 3 |
| Bolton Waddlers FC | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 19 | -13 | 2 |
| Fatalanta | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 22 | -16 | 2 |
| Aston Grillers | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 0 |
| Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 0 |
| Red Star Bellygrade | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 19 | -8 | 0 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - February 9th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:00 League |
Aston Grillers | 7 | v | 7 | Zest Ham Utd | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 1 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:30 League |
Black, Snack and Track | 8 | v | 13 | Teal Madrid | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 5
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 5 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 3 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:30 League |
Orange is the New Fat | 9 | v | 12 | Paellareal | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 4 | 4 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Fatalanta | 12 | v | 8 | Red Star Bellygrade | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 6
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | 7 | v | 8 | Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 1 | 2 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
Bolton Waddlers FC | 5 | v | 12 | Scoffenheim FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 8 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 2 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 2 - February 16th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:00 League |
Teal Madrid | 13 | v | 11 | Bolton Waddlers FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 0
|
7
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 8 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 3 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:30 League |
Red Star Bellygrade | 13 | v | 15 | Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 9 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 4 | 3 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:30 League |
Scoffenheim FC | 16 | v | 2 | Fatalanta | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
-4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 10 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 3 | 3 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Zest Ham Utd | 14 | v | 13 | Paellareal | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | -1
|
5
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 9 | 1 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 4 | 4 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | 16 | v | 13 | Orange is the New Fat | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 4
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 4 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 6 | 5 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
Aston Grillers | 8 | v | 11 | Black, Snack and Track | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
0
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 4 | 5 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 4 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 3 - February 23rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:00 League |
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | 8 | v | 20 | Scoffenheim FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 1
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 4 | 13 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 2 | 2 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:30 League |
Bolton Waddlers FC | 13 | v | 9 | Aston Grillers | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 5
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 1 | 2 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:30 League |
Fatalanta | 2 | v | 17 | Teal Madrid | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | -1
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 9 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 2 | 3 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Black, Snack and Track | 11 | v | 12 | Zest Ham Utd | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 4 | 4 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:00 League |
Paellareal | 19 | v | 9 | Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 8
|
4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 3 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 5 | 1 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:30 League |
Orange is the New Fat | 12 | v | 15 | Red Star Bellygrade | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
6
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 3 | 4 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 4 - March 2nd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Black, Snack and Track | - | v | - | Bolton Waddlers FC |
| 19:30 League |
Zest Ham Utd | - | v | - | Pur-Pulled Pork Vale |
| 19:30 League |
Red Star Bellygrade | - | v | - | Paellareal |
| 20:00 League |
Teal Madrid | - | v | - | Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies |
| 20:00 League |
Aston Grillers | - | v | - | Fatalanta |
| 20:30 League |
Scoffenheim FC | - | v | - | Orange is the New Fat |
Week 5 - March 9th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Fatalanta | - | v | - | Black, Snack and Track |
| 19:30 League |
Bolton Waddlers FC | - | v | - | Zest Ham Utd |
| 19:30 League |
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | - | v | - | Aston Grillers |
| 20:00 League |
Paellareal | - | v | - | Scoffenheim FC |
| 20:00 League |
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | - | v | - | Red Star Bellygrade |
| 20:30 League |
Orange is the New Fat | - | v | - | Teal Madrid |
Week 6 - March 16th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Zest Ham Utd | - | v | - | Red Star Bellygrade |
| 19:30 League |
Scoffenheim FC | - | v | - | Pur-Pulled Pork Vale |
| 19:30 League |
Teal Madrid | - | v | - | Paellareal |
| 20:00 League |
Aston Grillers | - | v | - | Orange is the New Fat |
| 20:00 League |
Black, Snack and Track | - | v | - | Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies |
| 20:30 League |
Bolton Waddlers FC | - | v | - | Fatalanta |
Week 7 - March 23rd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Paellareal | - | v | - | Aston Grillers |
| 19:30 League |
Orange is the New Fat | - | v | - | Black, Snack and Track |
| 19:30 League |
Red Star Bellygrade | - | v | - | Scoffenheim FC |
| 20:00 League |
Fatalanta | - | v | - | Zest Ham Utd |
| 20:00 League |
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | - | v | - | Bolton Waddlers FC |
| 20:30 League |
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | - | v | - | Teal Madrid |
Week 8 - March 30th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Teal Madrid | - | v | - | Red Star Bellygrade |
| 19:30 League |
Zest Ham Utd | - | v | - | Scoffenheim FC |
| 19:30 League |
Black, Snack and Track | - | v | - | Paellareal |
| 20:00 League |
Bolton Waddlers FC | - | v | - | Orange is the New Fat |
| 20:00 League |
Fatalanta | - | v | - | Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies |
| 20:30 League |
Aston Grillers | - | v | - | Pur-Pulled Pork Vale |
Week 9 - April 13th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Scoffenheim FC | - | v | - | Teal Madrid |
| 19:30 League |
Orange is the New Fat | - | v | - | Fatalanta |
| 19:30 League |
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | - | v | - | Black, Snack and Track |
| 20:00 League |
Paellareal | - | v | - | Bolton Waddlers FC |
| 20:00 League |
Red Star Bellygrade | - | v | - | Aston Grillers |
| 20:30 League |
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | - | v | - | Zest Ham Utd |
Week 10 - April 20th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies | - | v | - | Orange is the New Fat |
| 19:30 League |
Bolton Waddlers FC | - | v | - | Pur-Pulled Pork Vale |
| 19:30 League |
Fatalanta | - | v | - | Paellareal |
| 20:00 League |
Zest Ham Utd | - | v | - | Teal Madrid |
| 20:00 League |
Aston Grillers | - | v | - | Scoffenheim FC |
| 20:30 League |
Black, Snack and Track | - | v | - | Red Star Bellygrade |
Week 11 - April 27th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 19:00 League |
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale | - | v | - | Fatalanta |
| 19:30 League |
Orange is the New Fat | - | v | - | Zest Ham Utd |
| 19:30 League |
Teal Madrid | - | v | - | Aston Grillers |
| 20:00 League |
Red Star Bellygrade | - | v | - | Bolton Waddlers FC |
| 20:00 League |
Scoffenheim FC | - | v | - | Black, Snack and Track |
| 20:30 League |
Paellareal | - | v | - | Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies |
Week 12 - May 11th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| Fixtures to be confirmed | |||||
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Lewis Turrell | 5.22% |
| 2 | Carl Price | 5.12% |
| 3 | Martin Satterthwaite | 5.03% |
| 4 | Sean Kirby | 4.78% |
| 5 | Jamie Hewitt | 4.51% |
| 6 | Conor Hill | 3.92% |
| 7 | Matthew Phelan | 3.88% |
| 8 | Ben Rainey | 3.74% |
| 9 | Michael Couchman | 3.23% |
| 10 | Matthew Thorpe | 3.21% |
| 11 | Luke Bonugli | 3.07% |
| 12 | Stu Miller | 2.88% |
| 13 | Ben Cunningham | 2.65% |
| 14 | James Andrews-davis | 2.64% |
| 15 | Nathan Crane | 2.59% |
| 16 | Gavin Firman | 2.31% |
| 17 | Louie Bottali | 2.01% |
| 18 | Tayfun Avci | 1.92% |
| 19 | Craig Ellenor | 1.85% |
| 20 | Duncan Berrington | 1.65% |
| 21 | Ian Reader | 1.50% |
| 22 | Sinisa Veselinovic | 1.48% |
| 23 | Billy Perry | 1.47% |
| 24 | Luke Crane | 1.43% |
| 25 | Callum Adam-smith | 1.38% |
| 26 | Daniel Hicks | 1.37% |
| 27 | Richard Holmes | 1.36% |
| 28 | Ryan Stanley | 1.30% |
| 29 | Graham Cammish | 1.24% |
| 30 | Bradley Davis | 1.22% |
| 31 | Rhys Goldhawk | 1.20% |
| 32 | Matt Deakin | 1.15% |
| 33 | Kieron Donoghue | 1.12% |
| 34 | Matt Burgess | 1.11% |
| 35 | Jordan Fassam | 0.99% |
| 36 | Steven Gilmore | 0.95% |
| 37 | Liam Austin | 0.84% |
| 38 | Tim Williams | 0.82% |
| 39 | Shaun Cudworth | 0.80% |
| 40 | Martin Holmes | 0.75% |
| 41 | Calvin Mitchell | 0.74% |
| 42 | Wayne Scorah | 0.67% |
| 43 | Scott Moreton | 0.66% |
| 44 | Phil Matthews | 0.66% |
| 45 | Tom Humphreys | 0.60% |
| 46 | Chris Allen | 0.57% |
| 47 | Khalid Ham | 0.57% |
| 48 | Liam Powell | 0.56% |
| 49 | Connor Jasper | 0.52% |
| 50 | Charlie Lane | 0.48% |
| 51 | Gavin Horton | 0.46% |
| 52 | Jake Farmer | 0.44% |
| 53 | Simon Dannell | 0.38% |
| 54 | Bowen Goldhawk | 0.33% |
| 55 | Marcus Headley | 0.27% |
| 56 | Neil Yeoman | 0.22% |
| 57 | Alistair Campbell | 0.17% |
| 58 | Dan Long | 0.13% |
| 59 | Rob Gould | 0.09% |
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Score |
| 1 | Lewis Turrell | 5.50 |
| 2 | Sean Kirby | 5.50 |
| 3 | James Andrews-davis | 4.00 |
| 4 | Bowen Goldhawk | 4.00 |
| 5 | Luke Bonugli | 4.00 |
| 6 | Ian Reader | 3.50 |
| 7 | Jordan Fassam | 3.50 |
| 8 | Stu Miller | 3.50 |
| 9 | Nathan Crane | 2.50 |
| 10 | Martin Satterthwaite | 2.50 |
| 11 | Craig Ellenor | 2.50 |
| 12 | Carl Price | 2.50 |
| 13 | Matthew Thorpe | 2.50 |
| 14 | Jonathan Deslandes | 2.50 |
| 15 | Michael Couchman | 2.50 |
| 16 | Ben Rainey | 2.50 |
| 17 | Gavin Firman | 2.50 |
| 18 | Matthew Phelan | 2.50 |
| 19 | Wayne Scorah | 2.50 |
| 20 | Ben Cunningham | 2.50 |
| 21 | Phil Matthews | 2.00 |
| 22 | Ricky Adams | 2.00 |
| 23 | Jake Farmer | 2.00 |
| 24 | Chris Allen | 1.00 |
| 25 | Ryan Stanley | 1.00 |
| 26 | Daniel Hicks | 1.00 |
| 27 | Tayfun Avci | 1.00 |
| 28 | Calvin Mitchell | 1.00 |
| 29 | Matt Deakin | 1.00 |
| 30 | Callum Adam-smith | 1.00 |
| 31 | Rhys Goldhawk | 1.00 |
| 32 | Luke Crane | 1.00 |
| 33 | Kieron Donoghue | 1.00 |
| 34 | Steven Gilmore | 1.00 |
| 35 | Graham Cammish | 1.00 |
| 36 | Connor Jasper | 1.00 |
| 37 | Liam Powell | 1.00 |
| 38 | Matt Burgess | 1.00 |
| 39 | David Johnson | 1.00 |
| 40 | Charlie Lane | 1.00 |
| 41 | Bradley Davis | 1.00 |
| 42 | Jamie Hewitt | 1.00 |
| 43 | Shaun Cudworth | 1.00 |
| 44 | Louie Bottali | 1.00 |
| 45 | Scott Moreton | 1.00 |
| 46 | Gavin Horton | 0.50 |
| 47 | Marcus Headley | 0.50 |
| 48 | Duncan Berrington | 0.50 |
| 49 | Khalid Ham | 0.50 |
| 50 | Tim Williams | 0.50 |
| 51 | Liam Austin | 0.50 |
| 52 | Conor Hill | 0.50 |
| 53 | Tom Humphreys | 0.50 |
| 54 | Billy Perry | 0.50 |
| 55 | Martin Holmes | 0.50 |
| 56 | Neil Yeoman | 0.50 |
| 57 | Rob Gould | 0.50 |
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