Margate

2608.9kgs lost since launch

Monday 18:30 - 21:00

WEIGH-INS FROM 18:30 GAMES FROM 19:00
Margate Football Club, Hartsdown Rd, Margate, CT9 5QZ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Margate. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 13 Standings

Season Loss: 21.0kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Scoffenheim FC 1 1 0 0 12 5 7 2
Teal Madrid 1 1 0 0 13 8 5 2
Fatalanta 1 1 0 0 12 8 4 2
Paellareal 1 1 0 0 12 9 3 2
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 1 1 0 0 8 7 1 2
Aston Grillers 1 0 1 0 7 7 0 1
Zest Ham Utd 1 0 1 0 7 7 0 1
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 1 0 0 1 7 8 -1 0
Orange is the New Fat 1 0 0 1 9 12 -3 0
Red Star Bellygrade 1 0 0 1 8 12 -4 0
Black, Snack and Track 1 0 0 1 8 13 -5 0
Bolton Waddlers FC 1 0 0 1 5 12 -7 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Fatalanta 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Black, Snack and Track 1 1 0 0 5 3 2 2
Paellareal 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 2
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Scoffenheim FC 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Bolton Waddlers FC 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Aston Grillers 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Zest Ham Utd 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Teal Madrid 1 0 0 1 3 5 -2 0
Orange is the New Fat 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
Red Star Bellygrade 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Scoffenheim FC 1 1 0 0 8 0 8 2
Teal Madrid 1 1 0 0 5 1 4 2
Fatalanta 1 1 0 0 5 3 2 2
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Zest Ham Utd 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Orange is the New Fat 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Paellareal 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Aston Grillers 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Red Star Bellygrade 1 0 0 1 3 5 -2 0
Pur-Pulled Pork Vale 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Black, Snack and Track 1 0 0 1 1 5 -4 0
Bolton Waddlers FC 1 0 0 1 0 8 -8 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - February 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Aston Grillers 7 v 7 Zest Ham Utd
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track 8 v 13 Teal Madrid
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat 9 v 12 Paellareal
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Fatalanta 12 v 8 Red Star Bellygrade
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
20:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies 7 v 8 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC 5 v 12 Scoffenheim FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 8 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
19:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Fatalanta
20:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Orange is the New Fat
20:30
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Black, Snack and Track
Week 3 - February 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Scoffenheim FC
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Aston Grillers
19:30
League		 Fatalanta - v - Teal Madrid
20:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Zest Ham Utd
20:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
20:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Red Star Bellygrade
Week 4 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
19:30
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Fatalanta
20:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Orange is the New Fat
Week 5 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Black, Snack and Track
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Zest Ham Utd
19:30
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Aston Grillers
20:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Red Star Bellygrade
20:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Teal Madrid
Week 6 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Red Star Bellygrade
19:30
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
19:30
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Orange is the New Fat
20:00
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
20:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Fatalanta
Week 7 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Aston Grillers
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Black, Snack and Track
19:30
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Zest Ham Utd
20:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:30
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Teal Madrid
Week 8 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Red Star Bellygrade
19:30
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Scoffenheim FC
19:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Orange is the New Fat
20:00
League		 Fatalanta - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
20:30
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
Week 9 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Teal Madrid
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Fatalanta
19:30
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Black, Snack and Track
20:00
League		 Paellareal - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:00
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Aston Grillers
20:30
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Zest Ham Utd
Week 10 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies - v - Orange is the New Fat
19:30
League		 Bolton Waddlers FC - v - Pur-Pulled Pork Vale
19:30
League		 Fatalanta - v - Paellareal
20:00
League		 Zest Ham Utd - v - Teal Madrid
20:00
League		 Aston Grillers - v - Scoffenheim FC
20:30
League		 Black, Snack and Track - v - Red Star Bellygrade
Week 11 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
19:00
League		 Pur-Pulled Pork Vale - v - Fatalanta
19:30
League		 Orange is the New Fat - v - Zest Ham Utd
19:30
League		 Teal Madrid - v - Aston Grillers
20:00
League		 Red Star Bellygrade - v - Bolton Waddlers FC
20:00
League		 Scoffenheim FC - v - Black, Snack and Track
20:30
League		 Paellareal - v - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Chillies
Week 12 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Jamie Hewitt 4.41%
2 Martin Satterthwaite 3.46%
3 Liam Austin 3.14%
4 Jordan Fassam 2.98%
5 Ben Rainey 2.62%
6 Matthew Phelan 1.90%
7 Luke Bonugli 1.80%
8 Tim Williams 1.64%
9 Ryan Stanley 1.56%
10 Steven Gilmore 1.55%
11 Michael Couchman 1.53%
12 Bradley Davis 1.53%
13 James Andrews-davis 1.45%
14 Sasa Veselinovic 1.38%
15 Gavin Firman 1.36%
16 Louie Bottali 1.34%
17 Sinisa Veselinovic 1.32%
18 Tayfun Avci 1.31%
19 Nathan Crane 1.23%
20 Bowen Goldhawk 1.22%
21 Matthew Thorpe 1.21%
22 Neil Yeoman 1.20%
23 Ben Cunningham 1.06%
24 Kieron Donoghue 1.03%
25 Rob Gould 1.02%
26 Lewis Turrell 0.99%
27 Sean Kirby 0.94%
28 Jonathan Deslandes 0.94%
29 Steve Hannell 0.91%
30 Daniel Hicks 0.84%
31 Chris Allen 0.80%
32 Simon Dannell 0.76%
33 Rhys Goldhawk 0.75%
34 Shaun Cudworth 0.71%
35 Richard Holmes 0.63%
36 Charlie Lane 0.60%
37 Carl Price 0.55%
38 Liam Powell 0.42%
39 Wayne Scorah 0.38%
40 Koray Avci 0.28%
41 Aaron Harris 0.23%
42 Adam Young 0.19%
43 Alistair Campbell 0.17%
44 Craig Ellenor 0.12%
45 Phil Matthews 0.11%
46 Connor Jasper 0.10%
47 Luke Crane 0.07%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Jordan Fassam 3.50
2 Jonathan Deslandes 3.50
3 James Andrews-davis 1.00
4 David Johnson 1.00
5 Ricky Adams 1.00
6 Bowen Goldhawk 1.00
7 Phil Matthews 1.00
8 Sasa Veselinovic 0.50
9 Carl Price 0.50
10 Sinisa Veselinovic 0.50
11 Nathan Crane 0.50
12 Ryan Stanley 0.50
13 Martin Satterthwaite 0.50
14 Tayfun Avci 0.50
15 Rhys Goldhawk 0.50
16 Alistair Campbell 0.50
17 Michael Couchman 0.50
18 Simon Dannell 0.50
19 Tim Williams 0.50
20 Aaron Harris 0.50
21 Kieron Donoghue 0.50
22 Luke Crane 0.50
23 Wayne Scorah 0.50
24 Ben Cunningham 0.50
25 Daniel Hicks 0.50
26 Matthew Phelan 0.50
27 Lewis Turrell 0.50
28 Koray Avci 0.50
29 Chris Allen 0.50
30 Steve Hannell 0.50
31 Steven Gilmore 0.50
32 Gavin Firman 0.50
33 Connor Jasper 0.50
34 Liam Powell 0.50
35 Shaun Cudworth 0.50
36 Louie Bottali 0.50
37 Sean Kirby 0.50
38 Adam Young 0.50
39 Rob Gould 0.50
40 Liam Austin 0.50
41 Jamie Hewitt 0.50
42 Matthew Thorpe 0.50
43 Bradley Davis 0.50
44 Charlie Lane 0.50
45 Luke Bonugli 0.50
46 Richard Holmes 0.50
47 Ben Rainey 0.50
48 Craig Ellenor 0.50
49 Neil Yeoman 0.50

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