Milton Keynes

2758.6kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:30 - 21:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Leon Leisure Centre, Milton Keynes, MK2 3HQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Milton Keynes. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 28 Standings

Season Loss: 42.9kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Cholesterol Palace 5 4 0 1 52 36 16 8
Real Lettuce 5 3 0 2 50 38 12 6
Ozempiacos 5 3 0 2 38 36 2 6
Spamdoria 5 3 0 2 48 49 -1 6
MK Chocolate Oranges 5 2 0 3 54 54 0 4
FatMen in Black 5 0 0 5 36 65 -29 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Lettuce 5 5 0 0 23 3 20 10
Spamdoria 5 3 1 1 16 14 2 7
Ozempiacos 5 2 1 2 6 8 -2 5
MK Chocolate Oranges 5 2 0 3 21 13 8 4
Cholesterol Palace 5 1 2 2 6 10 -4 4
FatMen in Black 5 0 0 5 5 29 -24 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Cholesterol Palace 5 5 0 0 24 4 20 10
Ozempiacos 5 4 0 1 13 5 8 8
MK Chocolate Oranges 5 3 0 2 13 17 -4 6
FatMen in Black 5 0 2 3 9 16 -7 2
Real Lettuce 5 0 2 3 7 15 -8 2
Spamdoria 5 0 2 3 8 17 -9 2

Cup Standings

League Cup
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Spamdoria 1 1 0 0 12 6 6 2
Cholesterol Palace 1 1 0 0 13 9 4 2
Ozempiacos 1 1 0 0 13 12 1 2
MK Chocolate Oranges 1 0 0 1 12 13 -1 0
FatMen in Black 1 0 0 1 9 13 -4 0
Real Lettuce 1 0 0 1 6 12 -6 0

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 12 v 10 Spamdoria
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 FatMen in Black 6 v 13 Real Lettuce
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges 6 v 10 Ozempiacos
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Spamdoria 7 v 6 Ozempiacos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace 13 v 3 FatMen in Black
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce 12 v 9 MK Chocolate Oranges
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Real Lettuce 6 v 12 Spamdoria
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 5 Coach Bonus
20:30
Cup		 Ozempiacos 13 v 12 MK Chocolate Oranges
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 4 Coach Bonus
21:00
Cup		 Cholesterol Palace 13 v 9 FatMen in Black
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 5 4 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FatMen in Black 11 v 15 Spamdoria
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges 14 v 13 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 8
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 7 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Ozempiacos 10 v 9 Real Lettuce
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FatMen in Black 9 v 16 MK Chocolate Oranges
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
7
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 6
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 5 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Spamdoria 6 v 11 Real Lettuce
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 7 v 4 Ozempiacos
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Lettuce 5 v 7 Cholesterol Palace
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-3
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos 8 v 7 FatMen in Black
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 3 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges 9 v 10 Spamdoria
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Real Lettuce - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
20:30
Cup		 Ozempiacos - v - FatMen in Black
21:00
Cup		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Spamdoria
Week 8 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
20:30
League		 Spamdoria - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce - v - FatMen in Black
Week 9 - May 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges - v - Real Lettuce
20:30
League		 FatMen in Black - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Spamdoria
Week 10 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Spamdoria - v - FatMen in Black
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce - v - Ozempiacos
Week 11 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Cholesterol Palace - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
20:30
Cup		 Real Lettuce - v - Ozempiacos
21:00
Cup		 Spamdoria - v - FatMen in Black
Week 12 - May 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:30
League		 Real Lettuce - v - Spamdoria
21:00
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges - v - FatMen in Black
Week 13 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FatMen in Black - v - Ozempiacos
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Real Lettuce
21:00
League		 Spamdoria - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
Week 14 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Nii-saki Barnor 7.39%
2 Daniel Sanders 7.32%
3 Lewis Clark 6.70%
4 Joshua Asiedu-milthorpe 4.68%
5 Richard Grant 3.81%
6 Andrew Collison 3.41%
7 Curtis Cook 3.36%
8 Ian Rose 2.70%
9 Steven Gifford 2.31%
10 Antony Brooks 2.23%
11 Nick Morley 2.03%
12 Jon Twilley 2.01%
13 George Mills 1.95%
14 Chris Wardale 1.64%
15 John Wilby 1.60%
16 William Matthews 1.58%
17 Luke Morris 1.51%
18 Kevin Dengel 1.47%
19 Chris Westwood 1.07%
20 Craig Hancock 0.86%
21 Phillip Morse 0.84%
22 Saif Ur Rehman 0.74%
23 Dean Russo 0.72%
24 Wayne Fox 0.71%
25 Craig Wiseman 0.70%
26 Oma Aruofor 0.68%
27 Craig Stewart 0.65%
28 Rowland Max-lino 0.64%
29 Chiagozie Iwu 0.63%
30 Miguel Llabres Davis 0.60%
31 Colin Perreira 0.47%
32 Mark Jordan 0.45%
33 Jaspreet Tehara 0.44%
34 Jacob Lazaro 0.38%
35 Callum Skea 0.09%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Nii-saki Barnor 8.50
2 Craig Stewart 8.00
3 Daniel Sanders 6.50
4 Lewis Clark 6.50
5 Joshua Asiedu-milthorpe 6.50
6 Antony Brooks 6.00
7 Jon Twilley 6.00
8 Curtis Cook 6.00
9 Steven Gifford 3.50
10 Nick Morley 3.00
11 Nikhil Gajjar 3.00
12 Chris Wardale 3.00
13 Craig Wiseman 2.50
14 Richard Grant 2.50
15 Dean Russo 2.50
16 Miguel Llabres Davis 2.50
17 Andrew Collison 2.50
18 William Matthews 2.50
19 George Mills 2.50
20 Chris Westwood 2.50
21 Chiagozie Iwu 2.00
22 Stewart Wade 2.00
23 Ian Rose 1.50
24 Jacob Richardson 1.00
25 Oma Aruofor 1.00
26 Jaspreet Tehara 1.00
27 John Wilby 1.00
28 Phillip Morse 1.00
29 Jacob Lazaro 0.50
30 Oliver Thompson 0.50
31 Mark Jordan 0.50
32 Dave Irons 0.50
33 Colin Perreira 0.50
34 Wayne Fox 0.50
35 Rowland Max-lino 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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