Milton Keynes

2736.8kgs lost since launch

Monday 19:30 - 21:30

WEIGH-INS FROM 19:30 GAMES FROM 20:00
Leon Leisure Centre, Milton Keynes, MK2 3HQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Milton Keynes. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 28 Standings

Season Loss: 21.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Cholesterol Palace 2 2 0 0 25 13 12 4
Real Lettuce 2 2 0 0 25 15 10 4
Ozempiacos 2 1 0 1 16 12 4 2
Spamdoria 2 1 0 1 17 18 -1 2
MK Chocolate Oranges 2 0 0 2 14 22 -8 0
FatMen in Black 2 0 0 2 9 26 -17 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Lettuce 2 2 0 0 11 4 7 4
Cholesterol Palace 2 1 1 0 8 2 6 3
Spamdoria 2 1 1 0 5 2 3 3
Ozempiacos 2 1 0 1 1 3 -2 2
MK Chocolate Oranges 2 0 0 2 3 7 -4 0
FatMen in Black 2 0 0 2 1 11 -10 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Cholesterol Palace 2 2 0 0 9 2 7 4
Ozempiacos 2 2 0 0 6 1 5 4
MK Chocolate Oranges 2 1 0 1 4 5 -1 2
Real Lettuce 2 0 1 1 4 5 -1 1
FatMen in Black 2 0 1 1 2 5 -3 1
Spamdoria 2 0 0 2 2 9 -7 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 2nd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace 12 v 10 Spamdoria
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 FatMen in Black 6 v 13 Real Lettuce
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 2 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges 5 v 10 Ozempiacos
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 2 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - March 9th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Spamdoria 7 v 6 Ozempiacos
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace 13 v 3 FatMen in Black
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce 12 v 9 MK Chocolate Oranges
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 2 1 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - March 16th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Real Lettuce - v - Spamdoria
20:30
Cup		 Ozempiacos - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
21:00
Cup		 Cholesterol Palace - v - FatMen in Black
Week 4 - March 23rd
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FatMen in Black - v - Spamdoria
20:30
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Real Lettuce
Week 5 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FatMen in Black - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
20:30
League		 Spamdoria - v - Real Lettuce
21:00
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Ozempiacos
Week 6 - April 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Real Lettuce - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:30
League		 Ozempiacos - v - FatMen in Black
21:00
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges - v - Spamdoria
Week 7 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Real Lettuce - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
20:30
Cup		 Ozempiacos - v - FatMen in Black
21:00
Cup		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Spamdoria
Week 8 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
20:30
League		 Spamdoria - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce - v - FatMen in Black
Week 9 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges - v - Real Lettuce
20:30
League		 FatMen in Black - v - Cholesterol Palace
21:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Spamdoria
Week 10 - May 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Spamdoria - v - FatMen in Black
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
21:00
League		 Real Lettuce - v - Ozempiacos
Week 11 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
Cup		 Cholesterol Palace - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
20:30
Cup		 Real Lettuce - v - Ozempiacos
21:00
Cup		 Spamdoria - v - FatMen in Black
Week 12 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 Ozempiacos - v - Cholesterol Palace
20:30
League		 Real Lettuce - v - Spamdoria
21:00
League		 MK Chocolate Oranges - v - FatMen in Black
Week 13 - May 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
20:00
League		 FatMen in Black - v - Ozempiacos
20:30
League		 Cholesterol Palace - v - Real Lettuce
21:00
League		 Spamdoria - v - MK Chocolate Oranges
Week 14 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
Fixtures to be confirmed

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Nii-saki Barnor 7.60%
2 Lewis Clark 2.97%
3 Daniel Sanders 2.25%
4 Antony Brooks 2.23%
5 Joshua Asiedu-milthorpe 1.99%
6 Callum Ayres 1.52%
7 Andrew Collison 1.45%
8 Nick Morley 1.26%
9 Curtis Cook 1.23%
10 Oma Aruofor 1.16%
11 Jaspreet Tehara 1.11%
12 Mark Jordan 0.98%
13 Dean Russo 0.85%
14 Daniel Maher 0.81%
15 Richard Grant 0.74%
16 Chris Wardale 0.70%
17 Zeid Muhsin 0.69%
18 Saif Ur Rehman 0.62%
19 Miguel Llabres Davis 0.60%
20 Steven Gifford 0.59%
21 Dave Irons 0.59%
22 Colin Perreira 0.47%
23 Jacob Richardson 0.47%
24 Stewart Wade 0.45%
25 Kevin Dengel 0.45%
26 William Matthews 0.42%
27 Ollie Farrell 0.42%
28 Craig Wiseman 0.35%
29 John Wilby 0.25%
30 Nikhil Gajjar 0.20%
31 Chris Westwood 0.16%
32 Jon Twilley 0.07%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Nii-saki Barnor 7.00
2 Antony Brooks 4.00
3 Craig Stewart 2.00
4 Callum Ayres 1.00
5 Joshua Asiedu-milthorpe 1.00
6 Dave Irons 1.00
7 Nick Morley 1.00
8 Nikhil Gajjar 1.00
9 Ollie Farrell 1.00
10 William Matthews 1.00
11 Stewart Wade 1.00
12 Jon Twilley 0.50
13 Jaspreet Tehara 0.50
14 Dean Russo 0.50
15 Richard Grant 0.50
16 Miguel Llabres Davis 0.50
17 John Wilby 0.50
18 Colin Perreira 0.50
19 Steven Gifford 0.50
20 Chris Wardale 0.50
21 Chris Westwood 0.50
22 Andrew Collison 0.50
23 Mark Jordan 0.50
24 Lewis Clark 0.50
25 Kevin Dengel 0.50
26 Jacob Richardson 0.50
27 Daniel Sanders 0.50
28 Curtis Cook 0.50
29 Saif Ur Rehman 0.50
30 Oma Aruofor 0.50
31 Daniel Maher 0.50
32 Zeid Muhsin 0.50
33 Craig Wiseman 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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