Newcastle
1263.5kgs lost since launch
Monday 5:30-7:30pm
WEIGH-INS FROM 17:30 GAMES FROM 18:00
NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 6BQ
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Season 24 Standings
Season Loss: 37.0kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yoane Wispa FC | 13 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 6 | 18 | 21 |
| Pink Team | 13 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 28 | 9 | 19 | 18 |
| Red Hot Chilli Heffers | 13 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 19 | 15 | 4 | 14 |
| Blue Team | 13 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 14 |
| Orange Team | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 7 | 12 | -5 | 12 |
| Green Bay Snackers | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 9 | 15 | -6 | 12 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise | 13 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 10 |
| Black Flabbath | 13 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 18 | -24 | 3 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blue Team | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 41 | 17 | 24 | 22 |
| Red Hot Chilli Heffers | 13 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 38 | 19 | 19 | 20 |
| Green Bay Snackers | 13 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 47 | 22 | 25 | 16 |
| Pink Team | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 30 | 26 | 4 | 13 |
| Yoane Wispa FC | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 36 | 39 | -3 | 13 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise | 13 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 9 |
| Black Flabbath | 13 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 24 | 45 | -21 | 6 |
| Orange Team | 13 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 15 | 47 | -32 | 5 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Toby Masters | 12.68% |
| 2 | Kyle Thompson | 7.64% |
| 3 | John Severn | 6.87% |
| 4 | Jack Flynn | 6.74% |
| 5 | Aidan Wallace | 6.51% |
| 6 | Idris .o. Lawal | 6.14% |
| 7 | Adam Wilkinson | 4.12% |
| 8 | Sean Dover | 4.04% |
| 9 | Dylan Preston | 3.85% |
| 10 | Lee Preston | 3.32% |
| 11 | Liam Potter | 3.13% |
| 12 | Alex Maddison | 3.09% |
| 13 | Jake Robson | 2.27% |
| 14 | Daniel Powton | 2.11% |
| 15 | Thomas Luke | 1.48% |
| 16 | Glen Jamieson | 1.43% |
| 17 | Ross Tweddell | 1.41% |
| 18 | Daniel Scott | 1.00% |
| 19 | David Ladd | 1.00% |
| 20 | John Fairlamb | 0.93% |
| 21 | Toby Smith | 0.43% |
| 22 | Stephen Wood | 0.38% |
| 23 | Michael Blakey | 0.28% |
Top Scorers
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