Newcastle

1228.6kgs lost since launch

Monday 5:30-7:30pm

WEIGH-INS FROM 17:30 GAMES FROM 18:00
NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 6BQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newcastle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!

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Season 24 Standings

Season Loss: 2.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Olympique Mayonnaise 1 1 0 0 9 4 5 2
Green Bay Snackers 1 1 0 0 5 3 2 2
Blue Team 1 1 0 0 6 5 1 2
Black Flabbath 1 0 1 0 7 7 0 1
Yoane Wispa FC 1 0 1 0 7 7 0 1
Red Hot Chilli Heffers 1 0 0 1 5 6 -1 0
Pink Team 1 0 0 1 3 5 -2 0
Orange Team 1 0 0 1 4 9 -5 0
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Blue Team 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Yoane Wispa FC 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Green Bay Snackers 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Olympique Mayonnaise 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Orange Team 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Red Hot Chilli Heffers 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Black Flabbath 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Pink Team 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Olympique Mayonnaise 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Yoane Wispa FC 1 1 0 0 4 3 1 2
Pink Team 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Blue Team 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Red Hot Chilli Heffers 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Black Flabbath 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 0
Green Bay Snackers 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Orange Team 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise 9 v 4 Orange Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
18:30
League		 Black Flabbath 7 v 7 Yoane Wispa FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:00
League		 Blue Team 6 v 5 Red Hot Chilli Heffers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Green Bay Snackers 5 v 3 Pink Team
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Blue Team
18:30
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Orange Team
19:00
League		 Pink Team - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Green Bay Snackers
Week 3 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
18:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Yoane Wispa FC
19:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Black Flabbath
19:30
League		 Orange Team - v - Pink Team
Week 4 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Orange Team
18:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Green Bay Snackers
19:00
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
19:30
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Pink Team
Week 5 - May 4th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Pink Team - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
18:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Blue Team
19:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Yoane Wispa FC
19:30
League		 Orange Team - v - Black Flabbath
Week 6 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
18:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Orange Team
19:00
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
19:30
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Pink Team
Week 7 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Black Flabbath
18:30
League		 Orange Team - v - Green Bay Snackers
19:00
League		 Pink Team - v - Blue Team
19:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Yoane Wispa FC
Week 8 - May 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Black Flabbath
18:30
League		 Pink Team - v - Green Bay Snackers
19:00
League		 Orange Team - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Blue Team
Week 9 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Orange Team - v - Yoane Wispa FC
18:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Black Flabbath
19:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
19:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Pink Team
Week 10 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Green Bay Snackers
18:30
League		 Pink Team - v - Orange Team
19:00
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Blue Team
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
Week 11 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Pink Team - v - Yoane Wispa FC
18:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Black Flabbath
19:00
League		 Orange Team - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
19:30
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Blue Team
Week 12 - June 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Pink Team
18:30
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Green Bay Snackers
19:00
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Orange Team
19:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
Week 13 - June 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Pink Team - v - Black Flabbath
18:30
League		 Orange Team - v - Blue Team
19:00
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Yoane Wispa FC
19:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Green Bay Snackers
Week 14 - July 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Orange Team
18:30
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
19:00
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
19:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Pink Team

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Adam Hilton 2.46%
2 John Severn 1.62%
3 Paul Williams 1.59%
4 Idris .o. Lawal 1.45%
5 Paul Birkett 1.45%
6 Dylan Preston 1.42%
7 Lee Preston 1.34%
8 Tom Kingett 1.32%
9 Jake Brown 1.16%
10 Daniel Scott 0.83%
11 Robert Sterry 0.69%
12 Adam Wilkinson 0.59%
13 Ross Tweddell 0.39%
14 Daragh Lambert 0.36%
15 Jordan Gagan 0.34%
16 Thomas Luke 0.23%
17 John Fairlamb 0.21%
18 Liam Potter 0.20%
19 Shah Rouf 0.16%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Kevin Partington 1.00
2 Tom Kingett 0.50
3 Lee Preston 0.50
4 Idris .o. Lawal 0.50
5 Dylan Preston 0.50
6 Daragh Lambert 0.50
7 Adam Wilkinson 0.50
8 Paul Birkett 0.50
9 Liam Potter 0.50
10 Adam Hilton 0.50
11 Ross Tweddell 0.50
12 Thomas Luke 0.50
13 Shah Rouf 0.50
14 John Fairlamb 0.50
15 Jake Brown 0.50
16 Robert Sterry 0.50
17 Paul Williams 0.50
18 Jordan Gagan 0.50
19 John Severn 0.50
20 Daniel Scott 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

Contact

Email: football@manvfat.com

Phone: 0345 163 0042

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