Newcastle
1280.9kgs lost since launch
Monday 17:30 - 19:30
WEIGH-INS FROM 17:30 GAMES FROM 18:00
NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 6BQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newcastle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 25 Standings
Season Loss: 20.4kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tonne Army (pink) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 6 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 5 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 5 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 5 |
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 4 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | -5 | 1 |
| Black Flabbath (black) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 1 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 5 | 22 | 8 |
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 5 | 21 | 6 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 10 | 9 | 6 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 4 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 4 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 29 | -19 | 2 |
| Black Flabbath (black) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 11 | 28 | -17 | 1 |
| The Tonne Army (pink) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 11 | 28 | -17 | 1 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Paul Morris | 4.20% |
| 2 | Stephen Wood | 3.93% |
| 3 | Matt Richardson | 3.58% |
| 4 | Tim Parry | 2.90% |
| 5 | Thomas Luke | 2.33% |
| 6 | John Severn | 1.82% |
| 7 | Sean Dover | 1.71% |
| 8 | Dylan Preston | 1.65% |
| 9 | Lee Preston | 1.61% |
| 10 | Idris .o. Lawal | 1.42% |
| 11 | Adam Wilkinson | 1.31% |
| 12 | Russell Challinor | 1.14% |
| 13 | Steven James | 1.08% |
| 14 | Toby Smith | 0.98% |
| 15 | Robert Sterry | 0.98% |
| 16 | Toby Masters | 0.77% |
| 17 | John Fairlamb | 0.73% |
| 18 | Kyle Thompson | 0.62% |
| 19 | Alan Scott | 0.61% |
| 20 | Michael Blakey | 0.58% |
| 21 | Jack Flynn | 0.51% |
| 22 | Daniel Scott | 0.50% |
| 23 | Antony Telfer | 0.49% |
| 24 | Jake Robson | 0.33% |
| 25 | Daragh Lambert | 0.09% |
Top Scorers
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