Newcastle
1271.3kgs lost since launch
Monday 17:30 - 19:30
WEIGH-INS FROM 17:30 GAMES FROM 18:00
NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 6BQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newcastle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 25 Standings
Season Loss: 10.8kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tonne Army (pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | -3 | 0 |
| Black Flabbath (black) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lean Green Fat Reducing Footy Machine (green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 2 | 12 | 4 |
| The Fatsumas (orange) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 11 | 4 |
| 50 Shades Of Blue (Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 4 |
| Borussia Pork-mund (Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2 |
| Black Flabbath (black) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 1 |
| The Tonne Army (pink) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 14 | -9 | 1 |
| Bayern Munching (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| Vanilla Slice Fc (white) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 21 | -18 | 0 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Jake Robson | 2.40% |
| 2 | Thomas Luke | 2.10% |
| 3 | John Severn | 1.82% |
| 4 | Stephen Wood | 1.77% |
| 5 | Dylan Preston | 1.76% |
| 6 | Daragh Lambert | 1.71% |
| 7 | Idris .o. Lawal | 1.68% |
| 8 | Adam Wilkinson | 1.67% |
| 9 | Tim Parry | 1.66% |
| 10 | Lee Preston | 1.61% |
| 11 | Russell Challinor | 1.56% |
| 12 | Sean Dover | 1.49% |
| 13 | Antony Telfer | 1.37% |
| 14 | Robert Sterry | 1.31% |
| 15 | Toby Masters | 1.01% |
| 16 | Toby Smith | 0.87% |
| 17 | Daniel Powton | 0.72% |
| 18 | Steven James | 0.67% |
| 19 | Kyle Thompson | 0.08% |
Top Scorers
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