Newcastle

1248.1kgs lost since launch

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NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE4 6BQ

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Season 24 Standings

Season Loss: 21.6kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Green Bay Snackers 6 6 0 0 36 24 12 12
Blue Team 6 4 0 2 35 29 6 8
Yoane Wispa FC 6 2 3 1 35 31 4 7
Pink Team 6 3 1 2 29 29 0 7
Red Hot Chilli Heffers 6 2 1 3 42 35 7 5
Olympique Mayonnaise 6 2 0 4 33 37 -4 4
Orange Team 6 1 1 4 27 42 -15 3
Black Flabbath 6 0 2 4 28 38 -10 2
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Yoane Wispa FC 6 5 1 0 13 1 12 11
Blue Team 6 4 0 2 8 5 3 8
Orange Team 6 3 1 2 7 6 1 7
Pink Team 6 2 1 3 10 2 8 5
Green Bay Snackers 6 2 1 3 2 5 -3 5
Red Hot Chilli Heffers 6 2 1 3 11 15 -4 5
Olympique Mayonnaise 6 1 3 2 4 10 -6 5
Black Flabbath 6 1 0 5 0 9 -11 2
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Red Hot Chilli Heffers 6 4 1 1 19 8 11 9
Blue Team 6 4 1 1 17 10 7 9
Green Bay Snackers 6 4 0 2 21 9 12 8
Pink Team 6 3 1 2 13 12 1 7
Yoane Wispa FC 6 2 1 3 14 19 -5 5
Olympique Mayonnaise 6 2 1 3 12 17 -5 5
Black Flabbath 6 1 2 3 14 18 -4 4
Orange Team 6 0 1 5 6 23 -17 1

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - March 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise 9 v 4 Orange Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 3 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
18:30
League		 Black Flabbath 7 v 7 Yoane Wispa FC
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:00
League		 Blue Team 6 v 5 Red Hot Chilli Heffers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Green Bay Snackers 5 v 3 Pink Team
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - April 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Black Flabbath 4 v 6 Blue Team
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
18:30
League		 Yoane Wispa FC 7 v 3 Orange Team
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:00
League		 Pink Team 6 v 2 Olympique Mayonnaise
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
-2
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 3
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers 3 v 4 Green Bay Snackers
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 3 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - April 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise 6 v 10 Red Hot Chilli Heffers
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
18:30
League		 Blue Team 4 v 5 Yoane Wispa FC
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers 7 v 4 Black Flabbath
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Orange Team 4 v 5 Pink Team
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - April 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers 8 v 9 Orange Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
18:30
League		 Blue Team 5 v 8 Green Bay Snackers
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 1 Coach Bonus
19:00
League		 Black Flabbath 5 v 7 Olympique Mayonnaise
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 3 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Yoane Wispa FC 5 v 5 Pink Team
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 5 - May 11th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Pink Team 4 v 10 Red Hot Chilli Heffers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
18:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise 5 v 6 Blue Team
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 2 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
19:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers 6 v 5 Yoane Wispa FC
Scales -1
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Orange Team 5 v 5 Black Flabbath
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
Week 6 - May 18th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers 6 v 4 Olympique Mayonnaise
Scales 1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
18:30
League		 Blue Team 8 v 2 Orange Team
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
-1
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 0 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
19:00
League		 Yoane Wispa FC 6 v 6 Red Hot Chilli Heffers
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:30
League		 Black Flabbath 3 v 6 Pink Team
Scales -4
Team Weight Loss 0
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 4
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 4 1 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 1 0 Coach Bonus
Week 7 - May 25th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Black Flabbath
18:30
League		 Orange Team - v - Green Bay Snackers
19:00
League		 Pink Team - v - Blue Team
19:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Yoane Wispa FC
Week 8 - June 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Black Flabbath
18:30
League		 Pink Team - v - Green Bay Snackers
19:00
League		 Orange Team - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Blue Team
Week 9 - June 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Orange Team - v - Yoane Wispa FC
18:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Black Flabbath
19:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
19:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Pink Team
Week 10 - June 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Green Bay Snackers
18:30
League		 Pink Team - v - Orange Team
19:00
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Blue Team
19:30
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
Week 11 - June 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Pink Team - v - Yoane Wispa FC
18:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Black Flabbath
19:00
League		 Orange Team - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
19:30
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Blue Team
Week 12 - June 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Pink Team
18:30
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Green Bay Snackers
19:00
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Orange Team
19:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
Week 13 - July 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Pink Team - v - Black Flabbath
18:30
League		 Orange Team - v - Blue Team
19:00
League		 Red Hot Chilli Heffers - v - Yoane Wispa FC
19:30
League		 Olympique Mayonnaise - v - Green Bay Snackers
Week 14 - July 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:00
League		 Green Bay Snackers - v - Orange Team
18:30
League		 Black Flabbath - v - Red Hot Chilli Heffers
19:00
League		 Yoane Wispa FC - v - Olympique Mayonnaise
19:30
League		 Blue Team - v - Pink Team

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Toby Masters 10.05%
2 Idris .o. Lawal 5.30%
3 Liam Potter 3.64%
4 Toby Smith 3.25%
5 Kyle Thompson 2.86%
6 John Severn 2.75%
7 Jack Flynn 2.66%
8 Lee Preston 2.45%
9 Adam Wilkinson 2.18%
10 Dylan Preston 2.03%
11 Tom Kingett 1.98%
12 Jake Robson 1.94%
13 Michael Blakey 1.70%
14 Ross Tweddell 1.18%
15 David Ladd 1.00%
16 John Fairlamb 0.83%
17 Daniel Scott 0.66%
18 Sean Dover 0.61%
19 Glen Jamieson 0.57%
20 Steven Crabtree 0.53%
21 Frank Daglish 0.44%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 Toby Smith 7.50
2 Idris .o. Lawal 6.50
3 Toby Masters 5.50
4 Kevin Partington 5.00
5 Dylan Preston 3.50
6 Liam Potter 3.50
7 Ross Tweddell 3.00
8 Lee Preston 3.00
9 Adam Wilkinson 3.00
10 Tom Kingett 3.00
11 Jake Robson 2.50
12 John Fairlamb 2.50
13 John Severn 2.50
14 Daniel Scott 2.50
15 Shah Rouf 2.00
16 David Ladd 2.00
17 Peter Mills 1.50
18 Kyle Thompson 1.00
19 Michael Blakey 1.00
20 Glen Jamieson 1.00
21 Jake Brown 1.00
22 Thomas Luke 0.50
23 Steven Crabtree 0.50
24 Daragh Lambert 0.50
25 Frank Daglish 0.50

MAN v FAT Football is for men with a BMI of 27.5 or over. Over 90% of players lose weight and get fitter, why not join them.

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Phone: 0345 163 0042

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