Newport

3674.6kgs lost since launch

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Gôl Football Centre, Nash Road, Newport, NP19 4RP

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Season 16 Standings

Season Loss: 85.1kgs

COMBINED LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Leavemyarselona 3 3 0 0 36 12 24 6
Real Madras Cf 3 3 0 0 37 16 21 6
Zenit St Pizzaburger 3 3 0 0 35 26 9 6
Bananapoli 3 1 1 1 31 25 6 3
Inter Crygg 3 1 0 2 22 32 -10 2
Fat-let-it-go Madri 3 1 0 2 22 33 -11 2
Danchester United 3 1 0 2 17 28 -11 2
Chewventus 3 0 1 2 24 31 -7 1
OITP FC 3 0 1 2 19 26 -7 1
Guacamolde 3 0 1 2 18 32 -14 1
SCALE LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Leavemyarselona 3 3 0 0 15 6 9 6
Zenit St Pizzaburger 3 2 1 0 14 9 5 5
OITP FC 3 2 1 0 10 5 5 5
Bananapoli 3 2 0 1 16 8 8 4
Real Madras Cf 3 1 1 1 11 10 1 3
Fat-let-it-go Madri 3 1 0 2 9 11 -2 2
Chewventus 3 0 2 1 10 13 -3 2
Guacamolde 3 1 0 2 6 10 -4 2
Danchester United 3 0 1 2 3 13 -10 1
Inter Crygg 3 0 0 3 7 16 -9 0
PITCH LEAGUE
GP W D L F A PD PTS
Real Madras Cf 3 3 0 0 18 0 18 6
Leavemyarselona 3 3 0 0 12 1 11 6
Zenit St Pizzaburger 3 2 0 1 14 11 3 4
Danchester United 3 2 0 1 9 8 1 4
Inter Crygg 3 1 0 2 11 9 2 2
Bananapoli 3 1 0 2 9 11 -2 2
Chewventus 3 1 0 2 7 11 -4 2
Guacamolde 3 1 0 2 7 15 -8 2
Fat-let-it-go Madri 3 1 0 2 6 14 -8 2
OITP FC 3 0 0 3 3 16 -13 0

Cup Standings

Fixtures & Results

Week 1 - January 30th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Guacamolde 7 v 12 Inter Crygg
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 2 8 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 Danchester United 10 v 6 OITP FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri 5 v 12 Leavemyarselona
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 1 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Chewventus 5 v 11 Real Madras Cf
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Bananapoli 10 v 11 Zenit St Pizzaburger
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 4 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 2 - February 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Leavemyarselona 12 v 3 Guacamolde
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 0 Pitch
Tracking 3 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger 13 v 6 Inter Crygg
Scales 5
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 6 3 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 Bananapoli 9 v 9 Chewventus
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
3
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
Scales
Pitch 2 4 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 OITP FC 5 v 8 Fat-let-it-go Madri
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 5 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Real Madras Cf 10 v 2 Danchester United
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
1
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 4 0 Pitch
Tracking 2 1 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 3 - February 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Inter Crygg 4 v 12 Leavemyarselona
Scales 3
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
8
Team Weight Loss 4
Hat Tricks 6
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 0 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
19:15
League		 Danchester United 5 v 12 Bananapoli
Scales 0
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 0
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
7
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 2
% Bonuses 3
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 2 Pitch
Tracking 2 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 1 Coach Bonus
19:45
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri 9 v 16 Real Madras Cf
Scales 6
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
4
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 1
Scales
Pitch 0 9 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:15
League		 Guacamolde 8 v 8 OITP FC
Scales 2
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
5
Team Weight Loss 2
Hat Tricks 3
Own Goals 0
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 5 1 Pitch
Tracking 1 2 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
20:45
League		 Chewventus 10 v 11 Zenit St Pizzaburger
Scales 4
Team Weight Loss 1
Hat Tricks 1
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 3
4
Team Weight Loss 3
Hat Tricks 2
Own Goals 1
% Bonuses 0
BMI 0
Scales
Pitch 3 4 Pitch
Tracking 3 3 Tracking
Coach Bonus 0 0 Coach Bonus
Week 4 - February 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger - v - Leavemyarselona
19:15
League		 Bananapoli - v - Fat-let-it-go Madri
19:45
League		 OITP FC - v - Inter Crygg
20:15
League		 Real Madras Cf - v - Guacamolde
20:45
League		 Chewventus - v - Danchester United
Week 5 - February 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri - v - Chewventus
19:15
League		 Inter Crygg - v - Real Madras Cf
19:45
League		 Danchester United - v - Zenit St Pizzaburger
20:15
League		 Leavemyarselona - v - OITP FC
20:45
League		 Guacamolde - v - Bananapoli
Week 6 - March 6th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Danchester United - v - Fat-let-it-go Madri
19:15
League		 Real Madras Cf - v - Leavemyarselona
19:45
League		 Chewventus - v - Guacamolde
20:15
League		 Bananapoli - v - Inter Crygg
20:45
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger - v - OITP FC
Week 7 - March 13th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri - v - Zenit St Pizzaburger
19:15
League		 OITP FC - v - Real Madras Cf
19:45
League		 Leavemyarselona - v - Bananapoli
20:15
League		 Guacamolde - v - Danchester United
20:45
League		 Inter Crygg - v - Chewventus
Week 8 - March 20th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Bananapoli - v - OITP FC
19:15
League		 Danchester United - v - Inter Crygg
19:45
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger - v - Real Madras Cf
20:15
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri - v - Guacamolde
20:45
League		 Chewventus - v - Leavemyarselona
Week 9 - March 27th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Real Madras Cf - v - Bananapoli
19:15
League		 Inter Crygg - v - Fat-let-it-go Madri
19:45
League		 Guacamolde - v - Zenit St Pizzaburger
20:15
League		 Leavemyarselona - v - Danchester United
20:45
League		 OITP FC - v - Chewventus
Week 10 - April 10th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 OITP FC - v - Danchester United
19:15
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger - v - Bananapoli
19:45
League		 Real Madras Cf - v - Chewventus
20:15
League		 Leavemyarselona - v - Fat-let-it-go Madri
20:45
League		 Inter Crygg - v - Guacamolde
Week 11 - April 17th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Inter Crygg - v - Zenit St Pizzaburger
19:15
League		 Chewventus - v - Bananapoli
19:45
League		 Danchester United - v - Real Madras Cf
20:15
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri - v - OITP FC
20:45
League		 Guacamolde - v - Leavemyarselona
Week 12 - April 24th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Leavemyarselona - v - Inter Crygg
19:15
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger - v - Chewventus
19:45
League		 Bananapoli - v - Danchester United
20:15
League		 Real Madras Cf - v - Fat-let-it-go Madri
20:45
League		 OITP FC - v - Guacamolde
Week 13 - May 1st
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri - v - Bananapoli
19:15
League		 Leavemyarselona - v - Zenit St Pizzaburger
19:45
League		 Inter Crygg - v - OITP FC
20:15
League		 Danchester United - v - Chewventus
20:45
League		 Guacamolde - v - Real Madras Cf
Week 14 - May 8th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Bananapoli - v - Guacamolde
19:15
League		 OITP FC - v - Leavemyarselona
19:45
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger - v - Danchester United
20:15
League		 Chewventus - v - Fat-let-it-go Madri
20:45
League		 Real Madras Cf - v - Inter Crygg
Week 15 - May 15th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Guacamolde - v - Chewventus
19:15
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri - v - Danchester United
19:45
League		 Inter Crygg - v - Bananapoli
20:15
League		 OITP FC - v - Zenit St Pizzaburger
20:45
League		 Leavemyarselona - v - Real Madras Cf
Week 16 - May 22nd
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Chewventus - v - Inter Crygg
19:15
League		 Real Madras Cf - v - OITP FC
19:45
League		 Danchester United - v - Guacamolde
20:15
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger - v - Fat-let-it-go Madri
20:45
League		 Bananapoli - v - Leavemyarselona
Week 17 - May 29th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Real Madras Cf - v - Zenit St Pizzaburger
19:15
League		 Inter Crygg - v - Danchester United
19:45
League		 Leavemyarselona - v - Chewventus
20:15
League		 OITP FC - v - Bananapoli
20:45
League		 Guacamolde - v - Fat-let-it-go Madri
Week 18 - June 5th
Game Home Team Away Team
18:45
League		 Bananapoli - v - Real Madras Cf
19:15
League		 Chewventus - v - OITP FC
19:45
League		 Zenit St Pizzaburger - v - Guacamolde
20:15
League		 Danchester United - v - Leavemyarselona
20:45
League		 Fat-let-it-go Madri - v - Inter Crygg

Amazing Losers

Rank Player % Lost
1 Jeremy Jones 8.21%
2 Jacob Perkins 4.26%
3 Matthew Palmer 3.86%
4 Bradley Jenkins 3.71%
5 Jac Villis 3.13%
6 Shaun Thomas 2.93%
7 David Bowd 2.93%
8 James Dacey 2.91%
9 Alan Steele 2.88%
10 Grant Morgan 2.39%
11 Matt Cronin 2.28%
12 David Scanlon 2.27%
13 Chris Taylor 1.98%
14 Spencer Evans 1.96%
15 Sam Bonnici 1.95%
16 Michael Simmonds-dickens 1.84%
17 Jason Lee 1.83%
18 Thomas Griffith 1.72%
19 Adam Sheppard 1.71%
20 Richard Beckett 1.68%
21 Kevin White 1.67%
22 Ethan Wilkins 1.62%
23 Wesley Langley 1.62%
24 Simon Cork 1.59%
25 Luke Rogers 1.54%
26 Joel Vassallo 1.52%
27 Ben Harrhy 1.51%
28 Carl Gingell 1.46%
29 Thomas Olander 1.46%
30 Ashley Kendall 1.40%
31 Louis Meek 1.35%
32 Tom Beale 1.32%
33 Rhys Cox 1.22%
34 Mark Smith 1.19%
35 Nico Breslin 1.17%
36 Stephen Knowles 1.16%
37 Louis Steele 1.12%
38 Jesus Loeches De La Torre 1.06%
39 Dan Tolley 1.04%
40 James Morling 0.97%
41 Peter Thomas 0.92%
42 Kirk Jones 0.91%
43 Kristian Mardon 0.86%
44 Sam Waters 0.85%
45 Andrew Perry 0.83%
46 Lee O'sullivan 0.81%
47 Jake Bugden 0.73%
48 Robert Sydenham 0.62%
49 Peter Biggins 0.61%
50 Tom Simes 0.51%
51 Rhys Wilmott-smith 0.47%
52 Adam Jones 0.46%
53 Ryan Holcombe 0.41%
54 Crygg Oliver 0.38%
55 Phil Sorrell 0.35%
56 Nathan Watkins 0.34%
57 Joe Jackson 0.34%
58 Matthew Wren 0.31%
59 Lee Taylor 0.30%
60 Joseph Merola 0.30%
61 Oliver Tunnah 0.21%
62 Steven Watkins 0.14%
63 Paul James 0.12%
64 Lee Baker 0.10%

Top Scorers

Rank Player Score
1 James Dacey 5.50
2 Bradley Jenkins 5.50
3 Grant Morgan 5.50
4 Simon Cork 4.00
5 Joe Jackson 4.00
6 Jesus Loeches De La Torre 2.50
7 Ashley Kendall 2.50
8 Luke Rogers 2.50
9 Alan Steele 2.50
10 Matthew Palmer 2.50
11 Matt Cronin 2.50
12 Matthew Wren 2.50
13 Thomas Griffith 2.50
14 Wesley Langley 2.50
15 Chris Taylor 2.50
16 Tom Beale 2.50
17 Michael Simmonds-dickens 2.50
18 Peter Thomas 2.50
19 Jason Lee 2.50
20 Ben Harrhy 2.50
21 David Scanlon 2.50
22 Jacob Perkins 2.50
23 Thomas Olander 2.50
24 Adrian Kendall 2.00
25 Jordan Lewis 2.00
26 Matthew Hubbard 2.00
27 Jonathan Fryer 2.00
28 Jeremy Jones 1.00
29 Jac Villis 1.00
30 Shaun Thomas 1.00
31 Adam Sheppard 1.00
32 Mark Smith 1.00
33 Sam Waters 1.00
34 Nathan Watkins 1.00
35 Louis Steele 1.00
36 Dan Tolley 1.00
37 Crygg Oliver 1.00
38 Kevin White 1.00
39 Robert Sydenham 1.00
40 Joel Vassallo 1.00
41 David Bowd 1.00
42 Sam Bonnici 1.00
43 Richard Beckett 1.00
44 Carl Gingell 1.00
45 Joseph Merola 1.00
46 Louis Meek 1.00
47 Lee Baker 0.50
48 Andrew Perry 0.50
49 Rhys Wilmott-smith 0.50
50 Adam Jones 0.50
51 Ryan Holcombe 0.50
52 Steven Watkins 0.50
53 Stephen Knowles 0.50
54 James Morling 0.50
55 Spencer Evans 0.50
56 Jake Bugden 0.50
57 Peter Biggins 0.50
58 Phil Sorrell 0.50
59 Oliver Tunnah 0.50
60 Paul James 0.50
61 Nico Breslin 0.50
62 Lee Taylor 0.50
63 Ethan Wilkins 0.50
64 Kristian Mardon 0.50
65 Rhys Cox 0.50
66 Lee O'sullivan 0.50
67 Tom Simes 0.50

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