Newport
3863.7kgs lost since launch
Friday 18:00 - 21:15
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:15 GAMES FROM 18:45
Gôl Football Centre, Nash Road, Newport, NP19 4RP
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 17 Standings
Season Loss: 172.1kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabmengo | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 62 | 31 | 31 | 16 |
| Shakhtar Ozempicsk | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 44 | 23 | 21 | 12 |
| Ozempic Lyonnaise | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 9 |
| Harvester United | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 26 | 38 | -12 | 9 |
| Atlético Jalapeño | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 27 | 37 | -10 | 8 |
| The Whorenuts | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 25 | 33 | -8 | 6 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 26 | 35 | -9 | 6 |
| Warburton Wanderers | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 21 | 34 | -13 | 6 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabmengo | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 49 | 13 | 36 | 15 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 31 | 16 | 15 | 14 |
| Harvester United | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 31 | -10 | 9 |
| Warburton Wanderers | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 24 | 19 | 5 | 8 |
| Shakhtar Ozempicsk | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 23 | 25 | -2 | 8 |
| Ozempic Lyonnaise | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 16 | 24 | -8 | 8 |
| The Whorenuts | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 15 | 40 | -25 | 6 |
| Atlético Jalapeño | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 18 | 29 | -11 | 4 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | James Downing | 11.61% |
| 2 | Andy Stentiford | 9.63% |
| 3 | Grant Morgan | 9.25% |
| 4 | Niall Yeates | 8.97% |
| 5 | Chris Edwards | 8.35% |
| 6 | Jack Bannister | 7.53% |
| 7 | Josh Burrows | 7.26% |
| 8 | Steven Watkins | 7.05% |
| 9 | David Scanlon | 7.01% |
| 10 | Matthew Palmer | 6.33% |
| 11 | Jason Lee | 6.08% |
| 12 | Daniel Farrell | 5.81% |
| 13 | Billy Jackson | 5.21% |
| 14 | Crygg Oliver | 5.18% |
| 15 | James Morling | 4.63% |
| 16 | Kirk Jones | 4.50% |
| 17 | Ben Harrhy | 4.33% |
| 18 | Jesus Loeches De La Torre | 4.24% |
| 19 | James Dacey | 3.92% |
| 20 | Matthew Wren | 3.84% |
| 21 | Simon Cork | 3.60% |
| 22 | Ashley Kendall | 3.52% |
| 23 | Lee Champion | 3.22% |
| 24 | Kristian Higgins | 3.12% |
| 25 | Jacob Perkins | 2.64% |
| 26 | Matt Cronin | 2.62% |
| 27 | Robert Sydenham | 2.58% |
| 28 | Paul James | 2.53% |
| 29 | Kevin White | 2.48% |
| 30 | Rhys Wilmott-smith | 2.19% |
| 31 | Gavin Smith | 1.79% |
| 32 | Lawrence Payne | 1.73% |
| 33 | Ryan Holcombe | 1.65% |
| 34 | Spencer Evans | 1.53% |
| 35 | Adrian Kendall | 1.46% |
| 36 | Nathan Watkins | 1.46% |
| 37 | George Whitelock | 1.24% |
| 38 | Joseph Merola | 1.10% |
| 39 | Rhys Cox | 1.09% |
| 40 | Tom Beale | 1.05% |
| 41 | Jake Bugden | 1.02% |
| 42 | Sam Owen | 1.01% |
| 43 | Peter Thomas | 1.00% |
| 44 | James Talbot | 0.94% |
| 45 | Jac Villis | 0.94% |
| 46 | Sam Bonnici | 0.86% |
| 47 | Stephen Knowles | 0.84% |
| 48 | Alan Steele | 0.80% |
| 49 | Jordan Lewis | 0.78% |
| 50 | Peter Biggins | 0.78% |
| 51 | Jason Batty-phillips | 0.69% |
| 52 | Lee Taylor | 0.59% |
| 53 | Shaun Cooper | 0.48% |
| 54 | Michael Simmonds-dickens | 0.41% |
| 55 | Andrew Perry | 0.24% |
| 56 | Lee-connor Blamire | 0.12% |
| 57 | Oliver Tunnah | 0.11% |
| 58 | Hywel Watts | 0.11% |
Top Scorers
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