Newport
3880.6kgs lost since launch
Friday 18:00 - 21:15
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:15 GAMES FROM 18:45
Gôl Football Centre, Nash Road, Newport, NP19 4RP
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Newport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. After registering, your first night will be a taster session on us and a chance to meet your club coach and other players. If you like what you see, we’ll put you into one of the teams and get your monthly subscription of £36.50 underway!
Season 17 Standings
Season Loss: 189.0kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
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SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabmengo | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 74 | 38 | 36 | 20 |
| Shakhtar Ozempicsk | 11 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 45 | 32 | 13 | 12 |
| Ozempic Lyonnaise | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 35 | 36 | -1 | 11 |
| Harvester United | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 37 | 43 | -6 | 11 |
| Warburton Wanderers | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 30 | 33 | -3 | 10 |
| Atlético Jalapeño | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 32 | 47 | -15 | 10 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 32 | 42 | -10 | 8 |
| The Whorenuts | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 29 | 43 | -14 | 6 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabmengo | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 61 | 15 | 46 | 19 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas | 11 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 37 | 31 | 6 | 15 |
| Harvester United | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 27 | 33 | -6 | 11 |
| Warburton Wanderers | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 33 | 29 | 4 | 10 |
| Ozempic Lyonnaise | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 21 | 34 | -13 | 9 |
| Atlético Jalapeño | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 29 | 32 | -3 | 8 |
| Shakhtar Ozempicsk | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 27 | 37 | -10 | 8 |
| The Whorenuts | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 21 | 45 | -24 | 8 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | James Downing | 11.61% |
| 2 | Grant Morgan | 10.96% |
| 3 | Josh Burrows | 10.17% |
| 4 | Andy Stentiford | 9.82% |
| 5 | Chris Edwards | 9.63% |
| 6 | Niall Yeates | 8.97% |
| 7 | Jason Lee | 7.92% |
| 8 | Jack Bannister | 7.53% |
| 9 | Matthew Palmer | 7.51% |
| 10 | Paul James | 6.54% |
| 11 | Daniel Farrell | 6.43% |
| 12 | Crygg Oliver | 6.27% |
| 13 | Billy Jackson | 5.21% |
| 14 | Steven Watkins | 5.11% |
| 15 | James Morling | 5.06% |
| 16 | Kirk Jones | 4.60% |
| 17 | Jason Batty-phillips | 4.51% |
| 18 | James Dacey | 4.07% |
| 19 | David Scanlon | 3.87% |
| 20 | Matthew Wren | 3.84% |
| 21 | Jesus Loeches De La Torre | 3.74% |
| 22 | Mike Westerberg | 3.32% |
| 23 | Ben Harrhy | 3.25% |
| 24 | Simon Cork | 3.20% |
| 25 | Sam Owen | 2.78% |
| 26 | Lawrence Payne | 2.69% |
| 27 | Jacob Perkins | 2.64% |
| 28 | Gavin Smith | 2.64% |
| 29 | Jake Bugden | 2.50% |
| 30 | Kristian Higgins | 2.34% |
| 31 | Rhys Wilmott-smith | 2.19% |
| 32 | Lee Champion | 2.02% |
| 33 | Thomas Griffith | 2.02% |
| 34 | Tom Beale | 1.92% |
| 35 | Sam Bonnici | 1.80% |
| 36 | Nathan Watkins | 1.46% |
| 37 | Adrian Kendall | 1.46% |
| 38 | Shaun Cooper | 1.36% |
| 39 | Matt Cronin | 1.27% |
| 40 | Ryan Vickery | 1.23% |
| 41 | Matthew Brooke | 1.01% |
| 42 | Peter Thomas | 1.00% |
| 43 | George Whitelock | 0.99% |
| 44 | Hywel Watts | 0.96% |
| 45 | Rhys Cox | 0.91% |
| 46 | Lee O'sullivan | 0.84% |
| 47 | Stephen Knowles | 0.84% |
| 48 | Alan Steele | 0.80% |
| 49 | Jordan Lewis | 0.78% |
| 50 | Robert Sydenham | 0.73% |
| 51 | Ashley Kendall | 0.59% |
| 52 | Spencer Evans | 0.54% |
| 53 | Phil Sorrell | 0.53% |
| 54 | James Talbot | 0.47% |
| 55 | Dave Denoon | 0.39% |
| 56 | Mark Smith | 0.37% |
| 57 | Oliver Tunnah | 0.32% |
| 58 | Jac Villis | 0.31% |
| 59 | Peter Biggins | 0.19% |
| 60 | Andrew Perry | 0.12% |
Top Scorers
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