Newport
3649.7kgs lost since launch
Friday 6:00-9:15pm
WEIGH-INS FROM 18:15 GAMES FROM 18:45
Gôl Football Centre, Nash Road, Newport, NP19 4RP
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Season 16 Standings
Season Loss: 60.2kgs
COMBINED LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Leavemyarselona | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 8 | 16 | 4 |
| Real Madras Cf | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 9 | 12 | 4 |
| Zenit St Pizzaburger | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 4 |
| Inter Crygg | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 20 | -2 | 2 |
| Danchester United | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 16 | -2 | 2 |
| Fat-let-it-go Madri | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 2 |
| Bananapoli | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -1 | 1 |
| Chewventus | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 20 | -6 | 1 |
| OITP FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 18 | -7 | 0 |
| Guacamolde | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 24 | -14 | 0 |
SCALE LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zenit St Pizzaburger | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| Leavemyarselona | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 4 |
| Real Madras Cf | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
| OITP FC | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
| Bananapoli | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 2 |
| Guacamolde | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 2 |
| Chewventus | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 1 |
| Danchester United | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 1 |
| Inter Crygg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
| Fat-let-it-go Madri | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 0 |
PITCH LEAGUE
| GP | W | D | L | F | A | PD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Leavemyarselona | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 10 | 4 |
| Real Madras Cf | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
| Inter Crygg | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 2 |
| Zenit St Pizzaburger | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
| Danchester United | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 2 |
| Fat-let-it-go Madri | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| Bananapoli | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 2 |
| Chewventus | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 2 |
| OITP FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 11 | -9 | 0 |
| Guacamolde | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 | -12 | 0 |
Cup Standings
Fixtures & Results
Week 1 - January 30th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18:45 League |
Guacamolde | 7 | v | 12 | Inter Crygg | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 3
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 8 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:15 League |
Danchester United | 10 | v | 6 | OITP FC | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 6 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:45 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | 5 | v | 12 | Leavemyarselona | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 2
|
4
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 1 | 5 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:15 League |
Chewventus | 5 | v | 11 | Real Madras Cf | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 3
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 5 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 3 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:45 League |
Bananapoli | 10 | v | 11 | Zenit St Pizzaburger | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 3
|
5
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 5 | 4 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 2 - February 6th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18:45 League |
Leavemyarselona | 12 | v | 3 | Guacamolde | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 3
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 6 | 0 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 3 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:15 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | 13 | v | 6 | Inter Crygg | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 5
|
2
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 6 | 3 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19:45 League |
Bananapoli | 9 | v | 9 | Chewventus | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 6
|
3
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 2 | 4 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 1 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:15 League |
OITP FC | 5 | v | 8 | Fat-let-it-go Madri | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 3
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 0 | 5 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 2 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 20:45 League |
Real Madras Cf | 10 | v | 4 | Danchester United | |||||||||||||||||||
| Scales | 4
|
1
|
Scales | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Pitch | 4 | 2 | Pitch | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Tracking | 2 | 1 | Tracking | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Coach Bonus | 0 | 0 | Coach Bonus | |||||||||||||||||||||
Week 3 - February 13th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | Leavemyarselona |
| 19:15 League |
Danchester United | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
| 19:45 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | - | v | - | Real Madras Cf |
| 20:15 League |
Guacamolde | - | v | - | OITP FC |
| 20:45 League |
Chewventus | - | v | - | Zenit St Pizzaburger |
Week 4 - February 20th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | - | v | - | Leavemyarselona |
| 19:15 League |
Bananapoli | - | v | - | Fat-let-it-go Madri |
| 19:45 League |
OITP FC | - | v | - | Inter Crygg |
| 20:15 League |
Real Madras Cf | - | v | - | Guacamolde |
| 20:45 League |
Chewventus | - | v | - | Danchester United |
Week 5 - February 27th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | - | v | - | Chewventus |
| 19:15 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | Real Madras Cf |
| 19:45 League |
Danchester United | - | v | - | Zenit St Pizzaburger |
| 20:15 League |
Leavemyarselona | - | v | - | OITP FC |
| 20:45 League |
Guacamolde | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
Week 6 - March 6th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Danchester United | - | v | - | Fat-let-it-go Madri |
| 19:15 League |
Real Madras Cf | - | v | - | Leavemyarselona |
| 19:45 League |
Chewventus | - | v | - | Guacamolde |
| 20:15 League |
Bananapoli | - | v | - | Inter Crygg |
| 20:45 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | - | v | - | OITP FC |
Week 7 - March 13th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | - | v | - | Zenit St Pizzaburger |
| 19:15 League |
OITP FC | - | v | - | Real Madras Cf |
| 19:45 League |
Leavemyarselona | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
| 20:15 League |
Guacamolde | - | v | - | Danchester United |
| 20:45 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | Chewventus |
Week 8 - March 20th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Bananapoli | - | v | - | OITP FC |
| 19:15 League |
Danchester United | - | v | - | Inter Crygg |
| 19:45 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | - | v | - | Real Madras Cf |
| 20:15 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | - | v | - | Guacamolde |
| 20:45 League |
Chewventus | - | v | - | Leavemyarselona |
Week 9 - March 27th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Real Madras Cf | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
| 19:15 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | Fat-let-it-go Madri |
| 19:45 League |
Guacamolde | - | v | - | Zenit St Pizzaburger |
| 20:15 League |
Leavemyarselona | - | v | - | Danchester United |
| 20:45 League |
OITP FC | - | v | - | Chewventus |
Week 10 - April 10th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
OITP FC | - | v | - | Danchester United |
| 19:15 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
| 19:45 League |
Real Madras Cf | - | v | - | Chewventus |
| 20:15 League |
Leavemyarselona | - | v | - | Fat-let-it-go Madri |
| 20:45 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | Guacamolde |
Week 11 - April 17th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | Zenit St Pizzaburger |
| 19:15 League |
Chewventus | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
| 19:45 League |
Danchester United | - | v | - | Real Madras Cf |
| 20:15 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | - | v | - | OITP FC |
| 20:45 League |
Guacamolde | - | v | - | Leavemyarselona |
Week 12 - April 24th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Leavemyarselona | - | v | - | Inter Crygg |
| 19:15 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | - | v | - | Chewventus |
| 19:45 League |
Bananapoli | - | v | - | Danchester United |
| 20:15 League |
Real Madras Cf | - | v | - | Fat-let-it-go Madri |
| 20:45 League |
OITP FC | - | v | - | Guacamolde |
Week 13 - May 1st
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
| 19:15 League |
Leavemyarselona | - | v | - | Zenit St Pizzaburger |
| 19:45 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | OITP FC |
| 20:15 League |
Danchester United | - | v | - | Chewventus |
| 20:45 League |
Guacamolde | - | v | - | Real Madras Cf |
Week 14 - May 8th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Bananapoli | - | v | - | Guacamolde |
| 19:15 League |
OITP FC | - | v | - | Leavemyarselona |
| 19:45 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | - | v | - | Danchester United |
| 20:15 League |
Chewventus | - | v | - | Fat-let-it-go Madri |
| 20:45 League |
Real Madras Cf | - | v | - | Inter Crygg |
Week 15 - May 15th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Guacamolde | - | v | - | Chewventus |
| 19:15 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | - | v | - | Danchester United |
| 19:45 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
| 20:15 League |
OITP FC | - | v | - | Zenit St Pizzaburger |
| 20:45 League |
Leavemyarselona | - | v | - | Real Madras Cf |
Week 16 - May 22nd
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Chewventus | - | v | - | Inter Crygg |
| 19:15 League |
Real Madras Cf | - | v | - | OITP FC |
| 19:45 League |
Danchester United | - | v | - | Guacamolde |
| 20:15 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | - | v | - | Fat-let-it-go Madri |
| 20:45 League |
Bananapoli | - | v | - | Leavemyarselona |
Week 17 - May 29th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Real Madras Cf | - | v | - | Zenit St Pizzaburger |
| 19:15 League |
Inter Crygg | - | v | - | Danchester United |
| 19:45 League |
Leavemyarselona | - | v | - | Chewventus |
| 20:15 League |
OITP FC | - | v | - | Bananapoli |
| 20:45 League |
Guacamolde | - | v | - | Fat-let-it-go Madri |
Week 18 - June 5th
| Game | Home Team | Away Team | |||
| 18:45 League |
Bananapoli | - | v | - | Real Madras Cf |
| 19:15 League |
Chewventus | - | v | - | OITP FC |
| 19:45 League |
Zenit St Pizzaburger | - | v | - | Guacamolde |
| 20:15 League |
Danchester United | - | v | - | Leavemyarselona |
| 20:45 League |
Fat-let-it-go Madri | - | v | - | Inter Crygg |
Amazing Losers
| Rank | Player | % Lost |
| 1 | Jeremy Jones | 8.21% |
| 2 | Jacob Perkins | 3.17% |
| 3 | Jac Villis | 3.13% |
| 4 | Bradley Jenkins | 2.62% |
| 5 | Ashley Jenkins | 2.36% |
| 6 | James Dacey | 2.34% |
| 7 | Grant Morgan | 2.18% |
| 8 | Alan Steele | 2.18% |
| 9 | Matthew Palmer | 2.14% |
| 10 | David Scanlon | 2.06% |
| 11 | Shaun Thomas | 2.04% |
| 12 | Matt Cronin | 1.78% |
| 13 | Jason Lee | 1.74% |
| 14 | Kevin White | 1.67% |
| 15 | Ethan Wilkins | 1.62% |
| 16 | Ryan Holcombe | 1.55% |
| 17 | Carl Gingell | 1.46% |
| 18 | Michael Simmonds-dickens | 1.33% |
| 19 | Thomas Griffith | 1.24% |
| 20 | Rhys Cox | 1.22% |
| 21 | Jake Bugden | 1.19% |
| 22 | Nico Breslin | 1.17% |
| 23 | Louis Steele | 1.12% |
| 24 | Adam Sheppard | 1.11% |
| 25 | Chris Taylor | 1.05% |
| 26 | Ashley Kendall | 1.05% |
| 27 | Wesley Langley | 1.00% |
| 28 | James Morling | 0.97% |
| 29 | Jesus Loeches De La Torre | 0.94% |
| 30 | Sam Waters | 0.94% |
| 31 | Ben Harrhy | 0.93% |
| 32 | Mark Smith | 0.91% |
| 33 | Kristian Mardon | 0.86% |
| 34 | Richard Beckett | 0.84% |
| 35 | Andrew Perry | 0.83% |
| 36 | Joel Vassallo | 0.80% |
| 37 | Lee Baker | 0.79% |
| 38 | Sam Bonnici | 0.68% |
| 39 | Luke Rogers | 0.68% |
| 40 | Thomas Olander | 0.67% |
| 41 | Adam Jones | 0.65% |
| 42 | Tom Beale | 0.62% |
| 43 | Peter Biggins | 0.61% |
| 44 | Peter Thomas | 0.51% |
| 45 | Simon Cork | 0.50% |
| 46 | Louis Meek | 0.41% |
| 47 | Dan Tolley | 0.41% |
| 48 | Robert Sydenham | 0.39% |
| 49 | Paul Hill | 0.36% |
| 50 | Phil Sorrell | 0.35% |
| 51 | Oliver Tunnah | 0.31% |
| 52 | Crygg Oliver | 0.31% |
| 53 | David Bowd | 0.27% |
| 54 | Billy Jackson | 0.21% |
| 55 | Matthew Wren | 0.21% |
| 56 | Steven Watkins | 0.14% |
| 57 | Jordan Lewis | 0.13% |
| 58 | Nathan Watkins | 0.11% |
| 59 | Mike Westerberg | 0.10% |
| 60 | Joseph Merola | 0.10% |
| 61 | Dewi Lloyd-perkins | 0.09% |
Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Score |
| 1 | James Dacey | 4.00 |
| 2 | Grant Morgan | 4.00 |
| 3 | Simon Cork | 3.50 |
| 4 | Joe Jackson | 2.00 |
| 5 | Michael Simmonds-dickens | 1.00 |
| 6 | Matt Cronin | 1.00 |
| 7 | Ashley Jenkins | 1.00 |
| 8 | Louis Steele | 1.00 |
| 9 | Ashley Kendall | 1.00 |
| 10 | Luke Rogers | 1.00 |
| 11 | Matthew Palmer | 1.00 |
| 12 | Matthew Wren | 1.00 |
| 13 | Thomas Griffith | 1.00 |
| 14 | Wesley Langley | 1.00 |
| 15 | Chris Taylor | 1.00 |
| 16 | Jeremy Jones | 1.00 |
| 17 | Alan Steele | 1.00 |
| 18 | Peter Thomas | 1.00 |
| 19 | Adrian Kendall | 1.00 |
| 20 | David Scanlon | 1.00 |
| 21 | Jac Villis | 1.00 |
| 22 | Jacob Perkins | 1.00 |
| 23 | Sam Waters | 1.00 |
| 24 | Thomas Olander | 1.00 |
| 25 | Billy Jackson | 1.00 |
| 26 | Bradley Jenkins | 1.00 |
| 27 | Jason Lee | 1.00 |
| 28 | Carl Gingell | 1.00 |
| 29 | Jonathan Fryer | 1.00 |
| 30 | Matthew Hubbard | 1.00 |
| 31 | Tom Beale | 1.00 |
| 32 | Jordan Lewis | 1.00 |
| 33 | Kevin White | 1.00 |
| 34 | Ben Harrhy | 1.00 |
| 35 | Jesus Loeches De La Torre | 1.00 |
| 36 | Andrew Perry | 0.50 |
| 37 | David Bowd | 0.50 |
| 38 | James Morling | 0.50 |
| 39 | Ethan Wilkins | 0.50 |
| 40 | Ryan Holcombe | 0.50 |
| 41 | Mark Smith | 0.50 |
| 42 | Robert Sydenham | 0.50 |
| 43 | Adam Sheppard | 0.50 |
| 44 | Shaun Thomas | 0.50 |
| 45 | Lee Baker | 0.50 |
| 46 | Jake Bugden | 0.50 |
| 47 | Steven Watkins | 0.50 |
| 48 | Joel Vassallo | 0.50 |
| 49 | Dewi Lloyd-perkins | 0.50 |
| 50 | Kristian Mardon | 0.50 |
| 51 | Nathan Watkins | 0.50 |
| 52 | Joseph Merola | 0.50 |
| 53 | Louis Meek | 0.50 |
| 54 | Nico Breslin | 0.50 |
| 55 | Sam Bonnici | 0.50 |
| 56 | Adam Jones | 0.50 |
| 57 | Mike Westerberg | 0.50 |
| 58 | Dan Tolley | 0.50 |
| 59 | Rhys Cox | 0.50 |
| 60 | Paul Hill | 0.50 |
| 61 | Richard Beckett | 0.50 |
| 62 | Peter Biggins | 0.50 |
| 63 | Crygg Oliver | 0.50 |
| 64 | Oliver Tunnah | 0.50 |
| 65 | Phil Sorrell | 0.50 |
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